[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

Tony receives an audio titled "The Bat's Response".

It was a hoarse and deep voice that seemed to have throat cancer.

"Kyle, delete all backups and project files for this image."

The sound has been processed without any echoes or background sounds, not even a little spooky BGM.Tony couldn't infer any information from such a piece of audio.

The audio lasts for four seconds, and then it's gone.

Tony: "..."

He felt cheated.

Ba Dao refused to reveal any inside information to Tony, nor did he send any small video of him being beaten by Batman.

Even if there is him, he won't post it.

But Tony believed that Ba Dao must have been severely taught by his idol.

"I'll beat you when I finish brushing the dungeon here." Ba Dao expressed his unreasonable views on Tony, and he vowed to threaten.

"I'm waiting for you to come and get beaten, childish ghost." Tony said confidently after upgrading the armor thruster.

"I'll send the picture of you being beaten to the bat!" Ba Dao said.

"I'll tweet the picture of you knocking me down!" Tony was not to be outdone.

"Wait and see, Zosi!" Ba Dao angrily hung up his phone.

Tony, who always hung up other people's calls by himself, was finally hung up once.

"...Hmph, this childish ghost will definitely lose at that time!" The former arms dealer got enough motivation, he drank another cup of coffee despite the dissuasion of match-fixing, and continued his armor modification work.

The match-fixing ball quietly called Pepper.

Ba Dao left Gotham.No one knew he was back.

He is very relieved.Deathstroke tries to kill Damian, but that depends on who the enemy is.

The whole family would probably blow the death knell.

As for Damian, Dick will stay in Gotham for a while to watch him, he'll be fine.

The one who has the patience to accompany the little green bird is the big blue bird. Jason and Tim are easy to fight with him, but Ba Dao will only piss him off.

Ba Dao should obediently push the boss.

Ba Dao, who was encouraged by his old father to buff, said that he is the most powerful, and he will be beaten every time he fights against the Premier League, every time!

He was going to Star City after leaving Gotham.

There's a Batman-like vigilante Green Arrow over there, and that stupid employer who knew too much is there too, and he's going to meet him.

However, news came from Haibin City that every business trip has been given the green light for at least a year and a half.

Howl is back in Seaside City.

Ba Dao is a little afraid that Hal, who is penniless, will starve himself to death. After all, he is so stupid, and he looks like the type who will starve himself to death.

He's still punching Green Lantern, and if Hal starves to death he'll have no one to punch.

It's not far from Gotham to Seaside City. It's a bit tiring but convenient to use Qinggong. Taxi is very slow and it's not easy to get a taxi in Gotham.

Ba Dao chooses to take a taxi in the metropolis.

He meets someone unexpected at the Metropolis.

"Xiao Ba Dao, good morning," the mercenary in tights waved to him cheerfully while wriggling his body coquettishly, "You also come to see what's going on under Superman's tights [beep——] Big?"

This is code-named mental pollution, who knows what it is, an R-rated creature with the ability to heal itself against the sky, and may be a mutant. Sometimes it haunts the old X's X Academy, and sometimes it disappears miraculously. No one knows him Where.

Anyway, the only good thing about mental pollution is that it messed up the plans Leo made when he was still in the fraternity.

Ba Dao didn't want to talk to him.

"Hey, don't pretend you didn't see brother!" Spiritual Pollution trotted over, "Hey, you don't have many chances to meet across companies!"

I'm coming.Ba Dao thought.

The words of spiritual pollution are like this in his ears: Da Chao, there are not many chances to see him across [beep——]!

This is true noise reduction.Ba Dao could clearly see him talking, but he couldn't hear the other party's voice, nor could he interpret the other party's mouth shape.

It doesn't feel good to not be able to understand the other person's language.

Ba Dao attributed the silence to another strange ability of this mercenary.

So what exactly did you cross?I'm afraid it's not a good word for your virtue, which is full of pornographic trash.

"...The person wearing tights is not necessarily a superhero." Ba Dao looked at the spiritual pollution with disgust.

In addition to heroes like Superman, the person wearing tights may also be the pervert in front of him.

"It might be Dashuaibi!" Spirit Pollution answered excitedly, "Xiao Ba Dao, where is the timeline now? You know, both Marvel and DC Universe like to restart blindly, and it doesn't matter what year it is. Yes, is Zhenglian Fulian formed now? Has Dachao hanged up and Zishu snapped his fingers, has Apocalypse invaded?"

Ba Dao: "..."

This time there was more muting, and it sounded like: Where is the [beep——] now?You must know that both [beep——] and [beep——] like to be blind [beep——]. [Beep——][Beep——] Is it over yet?

This wasn't the first time he had heard Mental Pollution speak like this.

Skull pain.

"It's almost all silenced, without any effective words." Ba Dao frowned and answered patiently.

"That's why we haven't started yet. It's still early." Mental Pollution twisted his body happily. "It's better for you to answer. If it's a big cat with nothing but claws, we probably already have a fight."

"Then go find your big cat." Ba Dao said impatiently.

If a normal person listens to it, no one can withstand the infinite silencer attack of mental pollution.

It's not that Ba Dao can bear not to beat him, but that the spiritual pollution is really worthy of his code name.He himself is a lump of mental pollution that should be mosaiced and silenced, making Ba Dao completely unable to arouse his interest in pushing him.

This guy won't dodge at all when he gets hit!

God knows how Leo had seen how powerful this mercenary was before, and how he felt when he symbolically swung a knife that he could dodge casually when he was annoyed, but actually cut him down.

At that time, the mental pollution specially brought the carotid artery to the tip of his knife, and the blood gushed out, splashing Leo's head and face.

At that time, he was still young, holding the other party's "corpse" that fell towards him in a daze with blood on his head and face.

As a result, the corpse came alive, and before he could react, he slapped his hair indiscriminately, which also allowed him to be smeared with blood more evenly.Then the mercenary looked at the result of the smear, and in a state of exhaustion due to excessive blood loss, he laughed excitedly to himself.

Leo, who was dressed in red, supported this pervert, and it was not wrong to chop him up.

It's just a psychological shadow.

Leo hasn't really attacked mental pollution since then.

In fact, even if he didn't need a knife, he could still teach him a lesson with bloodless attacks like fists, but Leo was not good at hand-to-hand combat, and his tights wouldn't be too clean judging by his mentally polluted style and bad words.So Leo never drew his sword in the face of mental pollution again.

Even if this guy is hit with the back of a knife, he will get to the edge of the blade by himself. He just likes to make human fountains to play with Leo.

It's all black history.

"Brother is going to look for it." Spiritual Pollution said that he just likes to tease big cats, "but brother has no money la la la, Xiaobadao can support me~"

"No, you are a mature mercenary and need to learn to support yourself." Ba Dao tried to get rid of him.

"He's still a baby." Spiritual Pollution held his face in both hands, and twisted his hips in a sexy gesture towards him, "If you raise a family, I will contribute [beep——] to you~"

Judging by his coquettish body movements, this [beep——] is definitely not a good thing.

Ba Dao felt that he couldn't lose to this pervert in the front row.

On the premise that it can't be cut, how to deal with this kind of thick-skinned?

"...I don't like it, you are not as handsome as me." Ba Dao believed that he was the most handsome one in the world.

"Brother is a handsome and unrestrained handsome man!" Spirit Pollution said.

The mercenary who had just finished posing saw the burrito stand on the street, shyly held his face and stopped moving.

Ba Dao: "..."

Ba Dao looked at the people who gradually surrounded him, and could foresee how badly he would be hurt in the future.

Let's run away.

You can't reason with a creature like mental pollution.

Ba Dao quickly cut through the crowd and drew his sword while running, blue lightning lingered around him.After running a few steps, Ba Dao slammed on the ground, and his body flew upwards for tens of meters. Then he continued to climb higher and disappeared into the sky in the blue streamer.

"Hmm..." Spiritual Pollution put his hands on his forehead to look in the direction of Ba Dao's departure, "I feel that Ba Dao is so cool when it flies."

"Nonsense, obviously our local Superman looks better!" A citizen immediately retorted.

"But Ba Dao's electric current is gorgeous." Someone began to tell the truth.

The masses discussed it on the spot, and it seemed to be intensifying.

Ba Dao landed under the ball of Planet Daily.

He likes this ball a little bit, the scenery and aura here are very peaceful, and the light is good, Ba Dao will look very handsome standing here.

The last one is the point.

A fluttering red appeared at the edge of his vision.

It is a certain boss who can hang in the sky out of thin air and cannot be defeated at all.

"Can I understand that you are showing off your force?" Ba Dao said, grinding his teeth.

He can't beat Superman right now, but this boss who can't beat him still wants to dangle in front of him!

Absolutely on purpose!

"This happens to be the airspace where I often stop." Superman, who often receives the ball from the Daily Planet, replied gently.

With such a large airspace and so many high-rise buildings in the metropolis, why should you choose Planet Daily like me!Ba Dao thought angrily.

"What are you thinking about Earth?"

"Nothing."

Superman showed no sign of displeasure at Ba Dao's hostile question.

He has a great personality.

But Ba Dao will never believe this alien!

"Sooner or later, I will shoot you down and take pictures and post them on the Internet." Ba Dao looked up at Superman and said seriously.

"Wait and see." Superman's voice brought a smile.

They all know that this is almost impossible.

Superman didn't mind giving way to this cute junior.

The big red disappeared in place, and the sound barrier exploded in the sky. It is estimated that another plane will be followed by bare hands.

Ba Dao stood on the roof enjoying the wind and sunshine, and didn't want to move for the time being.

He hung up the phone for a while, and the roof door behind him was opened.

Ba Dao's mood also quickly improved.

"Louis," Ba Dao called softly, "this time we fly higher?"

He turned slightly sideways to look at the aggressive female reporter behind him with a smile.The sunshine of the metropolis coated Ba Dao with a layer of gold, his black hair fluttered in the wind, and his blue eyes looked over with ease.

Louise felt that Ba Dao seemed to have grown up, but didn't seem to have changed.

"I haven't seen you for a few days, you've grown a lot, Leo," Louise said, brushing her hair that was blown by the wind, and walked to Ba Dao's side to overlook the buildings in the metropolis, "If you were In this case……"

She didn't finish her sentence.

Everyone understands what she means.If Ba Dao had been so steady a few days ago, he might have hoped to catch up with Big Sister.

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"I should have talked to my family earlier," Ba Dao flattened his lips slightly in frustration, "he strongly condemned my exaggerated and frivolous behavior."

In fact, Bruce's original words were to tell Leo not to look so dubious on purpose.

"Well said," Louise said. "Is he... Stark?"

Some time ago, the news that "Ba Dao is Stark's illegitimate son" was flying all over the sky. Everyone was busy eating melons, and selectively ignored the fact that their age difference was not that big.

Louise is using this to tease Ba Dao.

"Huh? Wait, that's not it!" Ba Dao was choked out of his admiration for his old father, "Tony is stupid and smelly, he is at most three years old!"

Louise was amused by Ba Dao's reaction.

"Looks like you're getting on well with Stark," Louise said. "He's a troublesome interviewee."

"He..." Ba Dao recalled the deeds of Tony Playboy, "He tried to tease you when he was interviewed by you?"

Ba Dao felt that his dual swords were about to move.

Anyone who frivolously flirts with a big sister should be beaten!

"Almost," Louise smiled. "Of course, he can't take advantage."

Ba Dao is relieved.

Judging from this reaction, Louise should have turned around and slapped Tony hard.

"Good job!" Ba Dao relieved his anger and waved his fist at the air, "Don't be polite to him!"

Louise: "..."

Silly boy, you're back again.

There were several distant shots from a bank a few blocks away.

"... Are the criminals in Metropolis so tough?" Ba Dao asked Louise in disbelief.

Brother, this is the territory of Superman, have you considered the success rate of robbing banks so blatantly!Robbing a bank is cool for a while, but Superman kicks your ass before you get it!

Isn't this a rush to get caught?

"Occasionally," Louise looked at Ba Dao, "take a ride?"

Ba Dao knew it, and used two people's lightness kung fu.

Padao brand express interview route opened!

After taking Louise to the bank occupied by Superman in a special way, he changed the street and called a taxi.

In the bright yellow taxi, the driver brother greeted him, and the spiritual pollution in the back row blew him a kiss with a paper bag of food that had been eaten with only a little oil stain left on it.

Ba Dao: "..."

He closed the car door and took two steps back, pretending nothing happened.

"Little Dao Dao, don't give up on others all the time~" The window of the taxi was rolled down, and a voice rippling with spiritual pollution came from inside, "Yesterday I was biting a little cutie on the bed, now, you are so fickle, and people don't care about you." I care about you!"

No!I was still fighting with the birds last night, who is with you!

Passers-by looked at Ba Dao with the eyes of a scumbag.

Ba Dao: "..."

want!cold!quiet!

He resigned himself to getting into the car, and the younger brother stepped on the accelerator and drove away.

"Seaside City, thank you." Ba Dao said.

"Brother is going to find my big cat!" Spiritual Pollution retorted, "Let's go, Academy X!"

"I have the final say on paying the money," Ba Dao said to the little brother in the front row, "It's okay, I'll kick him down halfway."

"Okay." The little brother who claimed to be a mentally polluted follower replied without hesitation.

"Hey, which side are you on!" Mental Pollution complained loudly.

"Stand by the patron's side." The younger brother said coldly.

Ba Dao spread his hands complacently.

"Tch, what can there be in Seaside City," said Mental Pollution, "Have you heard of Zongye?"

[Beep——] Have you heard of it?

"You messed up your code again, mental pollution." Ba Dao said.

"Okay, okay, it's another spoiler-proof word. Is there a night in this world?" Mental Pollution scratched his hood, "To see what Ha Jiudan is doing, isn't that my brother's face!"

Hal Jordan?your face?

"What?" Ba Dao asked.

"Oh, didn't you block it this time!" Mental Pollution became excited, "All night long——"

"Blocked," Ba Dao interrupted him, "I said the last sentence, what does 'your face' mean?"

Although mental pollution often speaks nonsense like a lunatic, occasionally there will be some unexpected information hidden in the sentences that are not mosaic or pornographic.

This is a major reason why Ba Dao can endure his nagging.

"Brother looks the same as him," added Mental Pollution, "but he's not as handsome as him!"

Ba Dao looked at Hal's face in the mentally polluted bodysuit and mask, feeling overwhelmed with incongruity.

Ba Dao raised his eyebrows, reached out and grabbed the corner of the mental pollution hood: "Are you sure?"

He became a little interested in the so-called face that was more handsome than Har.

"Come on, let you see it!" Spiritual Pollution did not retreat but advanced, and brought it closer to Ba Dao so that he could take a closer look.

Ba Dao lifted his hood.

Let him confirm what species this is.

He saw the face under the hood that challenged the limits of human aesthetics.

"...Drafting Baba," Ba Dao moved to the other side of the car, turned his head to the other side and covered his eyes, not wanting to hurt his own eyes, and roared, "Avocados that are half rotten are comparable to human beings !"

He was already very tolerant and didn't compare himself with his handsome face, but mental pollution could always break through his lower limit again and again.

Really ugly!

"This is what the make-up artist did, brother Guan!" Mental pollution forced him to chatter.

His character design is such a disfigured face that was once handsome!

What Ba Dao heard was: This is what [beep——] did.

Ba Dao: "..."

I believe you again, I am a sable!

Maybe the masking words mentioned by mental pollution are really pornographic and violent, so that the world can't bear it, so it won't be a spoiler or something.

"Tsk, well, let's be convincing," Mental Pollution thought for a while, "Only my brother can recognize that Daredevil and Bruce Wayne have the same face."

"Go away." Ba Dao said.

It is impossible for anyone in the world to be as handsome as Bruce, if there is one, it would be Ba Dao.

Let's find a chance to see what Daredevil looks like in the future, it will definitely be ugly.

Daredevil: ?

Before that...

Ba Dao stretched out his feet vigorously, kicking the mental pollution and the car door behind him out of the car.The screaming Mr. Avocado rolled up and down with the car door, and was left behind the road after a while.

Well, mental pollution is over.

"I'll pay you a car." He retracted his legs when he was done, and said calmly to the driver brother who looked like a ghost.

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Ba Dao: Throw it away after use, or keep it for the New Year :)

Step on the map to prepare.

The same face: The actors of the movie Green Lantern and Cheap are both RR, and the actors of Daredevil and Batman are both big Ben.

PS:

Thank you Huacheng's favorite Xie Lianlian, Dongyu, and Yueying Liuli's mines!