Heavenly King, please grant me my life

Lying in bed at night, sleepless.

I have been in a lot of relationships, but they were all for fun, to enjoy the feeling of hugging left and right.

I hate bringing people home for sex, I always find that too intimate.

It's funny to say that I, the most unscrupulous person, actually have a deep-rooted concept of chastity, which was instilled by He Jiuyi a few years ago when I was an innocent little white.

What happened to Chen Xueyang pissed me off, he has guts, he was the first one who dared to cuckold me.

Tossing and turning on the bed several times, various thoughts kept circling in my mind.

I'm not jealous of Second Young Master Luo, this feeling of being full of chest is called anger.

People whose behavior is controlled by anger are real idiots.

I have decided to bid farewell to the previous life, the three years of absurd chaos, the three years of loneliness.

Thinking about it, I eventually fell into sleep.

I was woken up by my dad's phone call.

My dad is an archaeologist, and his love for historical relics is different from ordinary people. So, four years ago, he couldn't bear it, and finally divorced his wife and embarked on the road of pursuing dreams, leaving me and my mother to go out with the archaeological team.

After living with me for a year, my mother resolutely married abroad.

She took the matter of my liking for Brother Jiuyi and expressed her deep dislike for me.

She asked Brother Jiuyi if he wanted to stay or go with her.

They go together.

Leaving me to live alone, I sent me money several times, but I returned all of them, and then I never had any contact with him again.

My dad will send me living expenses on a regular basis. His salary is not high, and archaeology costs money. What he sends back is not enough for me to eat.

Fortunately, I am a villain boss with protection fee income, otherwise I would have starved to death.

My dad doesn’t send letters very often, but he calls me from time to time. He calls me from all over the world. Every time I answer, I see a series of numbers that are too long to be scary, and then I am debited a lot. Dead phone bills.

My dad called this time, and the first thing he said was, son, I heard that you were expelled from school, hahahahaha, congratulations, congratulations.

How did you find out about this news so quickly? ! !

Before I could speak, he continued, "Son, Dad is calling you from Iraq. It's very expensive! Listen to me!"

"I'm not listening, what's there to fight, you're still alive, I'm still alive, what else do you want to care about?"

Over there, Barabara told me about what he was doing recently about the civilization of the Mesopotamia in Iraq, and told me that his colleague looked at the sky at night and calculated that my Wenqu star had fallen, so he knew that I was expelled from school. Find me a companion.

"Is your colleague the reincarnation of Zhuge Liang?"

He laughed over there, and said: "Much better than Zhuge Liang, the companion I found for you is his son! He is also a powerful character! A few days ago, his wife was so lonely that she ran away from home and didn't want his son. The two of us After discussing, it happens that the two of you live together, isn't it great? In the afternoon, he will arrive in the afternoon, so you can look forward to it hahaha."

Just as I was about to say something, there was an unpleasant signal tone on the phone, and it was gone after two beeps.

I pulled the quilt over my head, planning to sleep until dark.

It doesn't matter what happens now, even if Godzilla is destroying the earth when I wake up, I don't care.

I was stared at by a rabbit in my dream.I dreamed that I was sitting in a beautiful big forest, and there was a gray rabbit squatting in front of me. It kept staring at me with its innocent black eyes, and I made eye contact with it, silently, and the atmosphere was weird.

I woke up faintly, and saw a strange face appearing less than twenty centimeters in front of me, staring at me, staring at me.The facial features are exquisite, with broken bangs, and the hair color is very special, it is dark blue.

A monosyllable of doubt can't help but come out of the mouth.

Ok?

Who is he meowing, and how did he get into Lao Tzu's room?

Knowing how to strike first, I stretched out my hand to strangle him.

Unexpectedly, this person has extraordinary skills, the bed quickly bounced off my body, turned around and sat beside my bed.

I looked at him carefully.

"You, the person my father called? How did you get in?" This person is extremely kind, and he doesn't look like a bad person at all. I only thought of such a possibility.

He smiled slightly, jumped out of bed, stood on the ground, bowed to me, and said: "Xiajiang Xiaoke, the 'Qing' and 'Ke' of 'Xiaoyao Guke', the son of Jiang Yuanhai, your father's colleague, will be with you from now on. The public is hand in hand to share the road of life, it is the first time to meet, please take care of me~”

Hearing these words, three black lines hung on my forehead.

I looked at him. He is about 1.6 meters five, with slender bones, long dark blue hair tied into a high ponytail, and wearing a light and fluffy black and gray ancient costume with three layers inside and three layers outside. A carved long sword, the scabbard is engraved with unicorn patterns, and the feet are black gold-edged thick-soled ancient boots.

What a small, slender, and powerful creature.

But I can be regarded as a person who has seen big winds, big waves and big scenes. I will not be too surprised to see such a strange thing. People are all strange.

Besides, I haven't seen this person's clear eyes for a long time, and I still have a high degree of affection for him.

"I'm Cai Shen, please take care of me."

I couldn't help smiling at him.

Unexpectedly, when this child saw me smiling at him, he flew onto the bed immediately, pressed me under him, rubbed his head on the crescent of my neck, stretched out his arms to strangle me, and shouted: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Woo!! My benefactor! My mother abandoned me! My father is thousands of miles away! My father told me to find you! In the long years to come, I can only stay with my benefactor and stay close to each other forever!"

The child's tears fell down my neck in big drops and stained the clothes on my shoulders.I was feeling in my heart that I could understand this strange words, while stroking his head, I said softly: "Xiangrui Yimo is wrong, let's talk plainly, can't we?"

"I think that classical Chinese is the best language for chivalrous men. If the vernacular speaks more, people will become vulgar."

"Prejudice, you are prejudice! Speak plain words to me in the future!"

"I have balance in my heart, so don't waste your time trying to persuade me."

"Little bastard! Talk to me in human terms!!!"

"vulgar!!!"

Well, our relationship progressed really fast, didn't we?

Jiang Xiaoke and I sat on both sides of the dining table, and in front of him was the meal he made with the vegetables I bought in the kitchen a few days ago. lottery.

Not to mention anything else, just for this table of food, I really made a lot of money by raising this extra mouth.

I decided to have an in-depth exchange with Jiang Qashqai.

"Hey, let's talk first." I said, and put a chicken leg into his bowl.

He took a bite and said, "What are you talking about?"

We chatted happily.

After I used vernacular and he communicated smoothly in classical Chinese, I gave birth to the illusion that my Chinese is very good.

After this pleasant conversation, I got to know him as follows:

His ancient costume is not cosplay, it's other people's casual clothes, home clothes.

Also, he is a martial arts hero.

Speaking of his name, all the gangs in the Jianghu are shaken three times. He is called "Wangli Baitiao" Jiang Daxia, so is Jiang Xiaoke.

I asked him if he had a hobby of swimming across the river alone, and he shook his head and said no.

He is 15 years old this year, and he is a third-year student in Huayang Junior High School, a prestigious private school.

I finally asked: "Aren't you required to wear a uniform at school?"

This question probably tickled his itches, his eyes flashed with excitement, he coughed, put on a dignified expression, and said: "Everyone is dressed in blue and white clothes as ugly as a sack, but I am of Wei and Jin style. The long gown and robes are not in vain. I have threatened death three times, and I have overcome everyone's criticisms, so I have the right to dress freely."

"Never in plain clothes?"

"My clothes are plain clothes!"

You are so independent, you must have no friends, you must be lonely, alas, in the end no one will be sent to live with me, you are also very sad.

I have a little more sympathy for this little boy with many eccentricities.

When taking a bath at night, Jiang Xiaoke, the hero of "Wangli Baitiao", drowned magnificently in the bathtub.

When I fished him up, he complained while spitting water out of the classical Chinese, to the effect that it was because my bathtub was much shallower than his, so he relaxed his vigilance and took a nap for this accident. .

"Ahem, the rivers and lakes are dangerous, and this inhuman bathtub deceives me!" He slapped the bathtub angrily.

"If you know the truth about this matter, you should know that you have never seen it before!" He stared at me angrily.

I didn't see anything, um, I didn't see anything, please go and take a shower, I still have TV series to watch.

Classmate Jiang Xiaoke will share a bed with me at night.

When he snored slightly and softly, I looked at his peaceful sleeping face and began to think about the deeper reasons for this incident.

Tsk tsk tsk, I'm terrified when I think about it carefully.

Jiang Xiaoke, you are so pitiful that your father sent me to live with a notorious villain like me.

You look so juicy, your mother ran away from home and didn't want you anymore!

How despised is it!

poor thing! !

After eating Jiang Daxia's three different Jiang's dishes every day for the next week, I felt that I was born to my father for the first time in several years.

Tsk tsk tsk, what a nanny he sent his son!No, mother-in-law!

Jiang Daxia not only has a handsome appearance, a slender body, delicate and white skin, he is also versatile in cooking, cleaning, laundry and tidying. !

I, Cai Shensansheng, are so lucky that Jiang Daxia, who lives at home, can be in such a kennel with me!

One night I hugged his thigh gratefully and said straight to my heart: "Xiao Ke, I love you, marry me!"

Jiang Xiaoke stepped on my face and said, "Shuzi, village man, tell me to get out of the way so that I don't get in the way of him mopping the floor."

Relying on the savings from the previous protection fee, I stayed at home for three months and did not go out. I even handed over to Jiang Xiaoke when I went out to buy vegetables. He was very diligent in washing, cooking and mopping the floor. Japanese anime, watching American dramas, I feel so uncomfortable, I feel that the degenerate days of otaku are really enjoyable.

Of course, in order not to degrade my good figure, I also do regular exercises three times a week, stretching with the sexy male trainer in the video ~ Stretching ~ Bending ~ Bending ~ Thirty push-ups ~ Stretching ~~ Your muscles It's growing~

After Jiang Xiaoke and I lived together for three months, I was raised white and strong. The old villainous temperament faded away, and I gave birth to a somewhat cultivated appearance. I was young and handsome like a fresh and lush spinach.

Looking in the mirror, ah, I am getting more and more handsome.

I finally found out that there were only hundreds of digits left in my passbook.

A long-lost sense of responsibility emerged in my heart.

I have to earn money to raise a wife. Really, how can I not earn money as a man?Playing games, watching TV dramas, reading romance novels and reading comics every day is really depraved!

Brother He Jiu, Mr. Chicken Soup, who has not appeared in my mind for three months, sighed with a straight face, alas, if you don’t earn money, what do you live on.

So I started looking for information about part-time jobs everywhere, and learned from the newspaper that Star Film Studio wanted to recruit actors!

Excellent interviewers have the opportunity to receive personal guidance from the boss! !

I'm so handsome, why don't you try it?

The author has something to say: I am also drunk after several hours of Xiuwen

Full of loopholes ah ah ah ah

I haven't changed it for two days, I will edit the article first, cover my face,,,,,