Heavenly King, please grant me my life

Xu Changqing is a pervert.

I have never seen such a perverted person.

Although he is well-dressed and personable, his eyes under the black-rimmed glasses are always full of wretched light. This year, 28 years old, he doesn't fall in love, get married, or pick up girls, and concentrate on his work. His job is to spur me.

On the second day I met him, he threw a history book in front of me and said, "I have already discussed with your school, you prepare me well for the college entrance examination."

Then he told me with bright eyes that if you don't even have a high school degree, you can wait to be hacked to death.

But what about work?

With a big wave of his hand, he slapped the table: "Go and finish it with all your might."

Every morning, he wakes me up remotely at six o'clock by phone. When I turn off the phone, he calls Chu You and asks Chu You to invite me out to talk about life.

Chu Youhui yawned when talking about life, and said lazily, "If you don't become more popular than me in the end, let's break up."

As a result, the life of 19-year-old artist Cai Shen turned into a tear-filled struggle drama, and I was so energetic at every moment that I seemed to stand on the podium at any time and shout to the passionate young people: "FIGHTING! "

As soon as all the calls were answered, they immediately said with a smile: "Hello, hello."

Because that may be the case that Xu Changqing found for me, which is suitable for my current development.

I've done countless print ads, three singles, and one clothing ad.

Being scolded bloody when taking pictures, being ridiculed by the sound engineer at the sound engineer, kicking up and down for a shot on the commercial set and maintaining the brightest smile.

Xu Changqing said, you must smile, because your image in everyone's mind has become a ruffian, energetic, sunny and healthy type. In this way, you can sing affectionate songs to earn the tears of female fans, but you can't pretend to be arrogant Cold, otherwise, you'll just wait to be hacked to the point where you can't stand up.

But I still have to prepare for the college entrance examination every day when I get home! ! !

abnormal! !

I am an entertainer!Even if it's not bright enough, it's still a star!I'm a gangster who is good at fighting, not a good student! ! !

Xu Changqing found me a tutor to supervise me until eleven every night.

I almost didn't cry when Chen Xueyang appeared at my door.

Xu Changqing said that Chen Xueyang is his cousin. He is in the third year of No. [-] Middle School. He is doing very well in his studies. Fortunately, he doesn’t study at all when he returns home at night. Let him tutor me and strengthen his knowledge system by the way.

Xu Changqing, you did it on purpose!Getting close to me is all deliberate!Did you know that your cousin dumped me before!

Chen Xueyang picked up the geography book with a smile and said, "Come on, let's start from the Bering Strait. Please give me more advice in the future."

Lean, lean, lean! ! ! !

"Let me tell you first, I don't like you anymore, I feel sick when I see you!"

"Please don't be too sentimental. I'm not interested in turning back my head. What's more, your low quality is useless except for your health."

"Then get out of my house now, and I'll kill you every time I see you!"

"Unlike you, I am a trustworthy person who came to help you. This is all because of my cousin's request. I didn't know beforehand that the person who came to teach is you. Otherwise, let alone 3000 yuan, I would not Come here and breathe the air in the same room as you for a second, it seems that you have grown into this room in the past few months, and it is really gratifying that there is no smell of smelly socks in this room."

"Who wants to give you money!"

"My cousin already gave it to me. He was very happy when he just became an agent. I couldn't bear to be disappointed. I didn't expect you to become a star after not seeing you for a few months. This world is so chaotic that anyone can be a star."

"I'm sorry that I really let you down."

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in you at all. You can leave at any time."

"I am very responsible to my cousin. It is also very challenging to take a guy who has never taken the monthly exam to the final college entrance examination and still meet Renmin University. I think I am interested in giving it a try."

"Tsk tsk, didn't you follow Luo Ershao? You still dare to come to me? Are you afraid of being killed?!"

"Luo Mowu broke up with me."

"A peaceful breakup?"

"Well, we broke up after a good discussion."

"Why? He is so rich and handsome. You dumped me because of him and asked me not to pester you anymore, but now you are looking for me again. What do you mean?"

"You can only see the superficial reasons."

"Yes, I'm superficial, but it's you who are mature and prudent who took the knife and brought someone to force Lao Tzu to disappear from your eyes and never pester you again, and you came to me shamelessly. The worldview of top students is so weird. Cheap enough."

"Then you can be a poor struggling third-rate entertainer who doesn't even graduate from high school, talks inconsistently, doesn't have basic common sense, doesn't know anything except smoking, drinking, women and handsome guys, who is so high-end that you can't put your mouth in it. Excuse me." Zhu Youhong will be ridiculed by the society and forgotten by everyone in the past few days, let's pass away grandly!"

"My singing voice and beauty have been unanimously affirmed by the media. Academic theory is no longer feasible in this society. What the audience loves to watch is strength. Besides, I will participate in a TV series in the near future. Although the role has not yet been decided, the script Already got it, you just study hard to pass your university, I wish you all the way to get a Ph.D. and do a lifetime of sleepless research to burn out your short life before the age of 50!"

"Those must be just for Chu You's face. What kind of strength is a third-rate artist who hasn't even had a systematic performance study? The audience will just look up and find out that you were just a gangster fighting and parading in the street before, and they will hate you. Full of resistance to you, your academic qualifications will become a joke, even if you have real strength in the future, people will poke your spine and say you are just a blind cat hitting a dead mouse. This is how this society is. You don’t have enough to support your dignity. If you don’t fail the authoritative certification, no one will believe that you have the strength of a fart, maybe the whole street is talking about you as a gay who relies on unspoken rules.”

"Chen Xueyang, you are courting death!"

"Come on, hit me, I'll take a picture and post it on the Internet, you just wait to die."

"Xu Changqing, what stupid pigs are you looking for!"

"My cousin is really good at studying. He ranks first in every exam. He also won gold medals in the National Physics Competition and the International Chemistry Competition. He has passed the exam and is eligible for a full scholarship to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology."

"But I'm a liberal arts major!!! He's an engineering major!!!"

"To tell you the truth, my cousin is also self-taught in liberal arts. He has a wide range of interests and hobbies, and he has a good brain. If you have to give examples, he can recite history books backwards and forwards."

"Cai Shen, clean up your desk, let's study geography first tonight."

"Let me tell you in advance that I already have a boyfriend. My boyfriend is handsome, rich, powerful, and charming. Dump you for [-] streets. Don't try to renew me with any shit. Don't fall in love with me again. "

"I'm definitely not interested in stupid, ignorant, vulgar people, shall we begin?"

"SHIT."

"What did you say?"

"Well, Mr. Chen, I'm ready, let's start."

"Little brothers, if you are hungry and thirsty, please call me again." Jiang Xiaoke said, holding a plate of cakes on the side of the small table.

"Xiao Ke, your usage of hunger and thirst is strange!"

"I will take my leave first."

"Have you played too much with that guitarist? Your classical Chinese is getting worse and worse!"

Hit by a book on the head.

"Cai Shen, please don't ignore the teacher." Chen Xueyang said.

"well."

I angrily picked up the textbook and began to listen to Chen Xueyang's eloquence.

Just when my life was moving in the opposite direction at super high speed, I suddenly encountered a stinky bird. Encountering a bird while flying a plane is a major event. If it is not dealt with in time, the consequences will be fatal.

That wicked bird is Luo Ershao.

That's right, it's Luo Ershao and Luo Mowu who Chen Xueyang told me had "broken up peacefully".

Roche is a century-old enterprise with operations all over the world producing food, medicine, clothing, building materials and furniture. Roche’s hairpin headquarters in this city is still in this city. The current head of Roche is the fourth generation Luo Tianhe. He has two sons The eldest son, Luo Yong, who is 24 years old this year, is already helping his father manage the company and flies around the world every day. The second son, Luo Mo, is an illiterate dandy who lives up to his name. He loves him a lot, and he never tires of helping him clean up all kinds of mess.

That morning, I came to the studio early, dressed in a dignified manner, with every strand of hair combed docilely, and when Chu You saw me, he even praised me for my appearance, as if I had been bosomed by Li Li.

In the reception room on the fourth floor of Xingying, He Jiuyi was sitting peacefully on the sofa, holding a hardcover book in his hand, and was reading it earnestly.

He wears thin-rimmed round-frame glasses, a well-tailored and low-key black suit, and a tie. He is always gentle and gentle like jade.

He was my first love.

The way he plays the piano is much more charming than the way he reads a book.

When I was in the second year of junior high school, I was taken aback by this gentle big brother, thinking that there is no such gentle, graceful, charming, charming, intellectual, reasonable, and knowledgeable person like him in the world.

Infatuation is like how I still miss him three years after he eloped with my mother, live a decadent life, walk out on the road of gangsters, and imagine that one day he will suddenly appear and tell me that the trouble is enough.

It wasn't until I was dumped by Chen Xueyang that I realized my absurdity, and that person would never come back, would never come out to stop all my absurdities.

To put it bluntly, he is a rotten person, even though he is the best-selling author now, he is indeed a scumbag.

He's a scumbag, he seduced my mother and eloped with my mother.

Well, it's a bit messy.

Fortunately, I don't have any feelings for that woman anymore. Anyway, when I was young, she quarreled with my dad every day, and she went out with men every day. Later, my dad divorced her and went out to do archaeology. She had no choice but to take care of me for a year. Her piano student He Jiuyi elopes.

Instead, a few months ago, when I saw him again, I must have been so surprised and sad that I couldn't add more, I must not know how to face it, and I must have been in a mess.

The last time I saw him was at Chu You's reception. I drank too much at that time. When I saw him, my eye circles turned red for no reason. I was ashamed in front of Chu You. Later, I subconsciously didn't want to have anything to do with him, so I never contacted him.

Later, Chu You said that He Jiuyi had written a TV series, and he wanted to ask me to shoot it. In order to appear mature and rational in front of Chu You, I actually nodded and agreed. The perfect closing opportunity.

Xu Changqing showed me the script a long time ago to familiarize me with the plot, and the role will be decided after meeting He Jiuyi.

"Xiao Shen, let's be honest, I think it's very suitable for you to play the male lead in this script."

He Jiu smiled lightly to me, as if he was an old friend whom he hadn't seen for many years.

"But, there is a person, he said he wants to compete with you, what do you want to do?"

He pushed his glasses, made a phone call, and someone opened the door and walked in. He was wearing fancy clothes and an exaggerated cowboy hat.

He raised his face and said, "Hello, Cai Shen, I didn't expect you to come too."

The moment I recognized Luo Mowu's face, I rushed forward and punched him.

Luo Mowu closed his eyes and smiled at the corners of his mouth. Someone picked up his phone and snapped a few photos beside him.

Chu You rushed up and took my hand, but my fist didn't land on his face after all.

The person who took the photo shook his head and said, "Well, what a pity, I thought you could die so easily."

It was a girl with double ponytails and glasses, wearing a professional attire with two ponytails, no matter how unpleasant she looked.

"This is my manager, Yang Yang." Luo Mowu said, "And, today I'm here to grab He Jiuyi's TV drama number one."

"Who told you to keep grabbing my things? You are obviously not qualified at all, but he followed you blindly." Luo Mowu walked up to He Jiuyi, sat down, and crossed his legs, "Teacher He, I am Luo Mowu, if you give me this role, I can give you 300 million now."

Miss Yangyang, a professional manager with double ponytails and big breasts, took out a safe from behind, placed it on the reception table, opened it, and inside were stacks of banknotes.

Li Li and Chu You glanced at each other, and then they looked at me and Xu Changqing.

I clenched my fists.

"What did I rob you of? Don't have delusions about being persecuted."

"Chen Xueyang, I heard that Chen Xueyang is going to your house every night now. I said Boss Cai, is it interesting to rob him like this? Isn't he a man I like? Is it fun for you to rob him?"

There are only two words in my heart at this time, and I wrote them in bold block letters, and they exploded in my head.

shit.

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