Heavenly King, please grant me my life

Hello everyone, I am Chen Xueyang, let me tell you what happened in this chapter.

Cai Shen?You asked where did Cai Shen go?

He has been very busy these two days, being ordered by Xu Changqing to run around, he has no way to think, and has entered the robot mode.

If he talks about it, it is estimated that this chapter will become: ah, ah, ah, what should I do?Ahhhhhh so busy! !Ahhhhhh I'm dying! !

Wait for words that want to cross when you see them.

cough cough.So let me come out and tell the story of this chapter.

By the way, three days ago, according to the agreement with my cousin, I gave his stupid newcomer a make-up lesson.

Well, by the way, that stupid star is also my last boyfriend.

About half a month ago, he suddenly turned red, like an elf born overnight, illuminating and nourishing the dark and dry hearts of countless girls.

This metaphor was described by a girl in my class, and I absolutely can't say such disgusting words.

On the night of Valentine’s Day, at the 10-person stadium concert, he sang three love songs with Chu You, the Chinese male god who is hotter than Little Apple. The girls in our class told me about the situation at that time:

At that time, I was watching the big screen behind the sea of ​​people, and I saw the male god Chu bending down slightly, with half of his white and alluring neck leaking from the collar of his shirt, I was thinking, ah, male god, you are seductive again!I hate it, I really can't hold it! !The male god Honglip lightly used his sexy voice and said: "Come on!"

His heart was rippling at that time, softer and more erratic than the clouds in the western sky.

I didn't hear what the male god said. Anyway, he was thinking about the male god. He lay on the bed with his shoulders half exposed and stretched out his hand to me and said, "Come on, dear~", a man rolled up from under the stage.

It was too late and then too soon, the man landed steadily under the spotlight after a front flip and a 360-degree turn in the air, stood up gently, showed a hearty smile at the camera, and brushed the hair that fell to his forehead .

People stared at the perfect face on the big screen, and their heart stopped.Mom, I'm so handsome, Nima is so handsome, I cried, but fortunately, the camera zoomed out and my male god came out again, otherwise I would have died on the scene.

He introduced himself as Cai Shen, and I heard that he was a god of wealth. I thought, handsome guy, your name is really rich, and your face is as seductive as yours.

Then people just watched Cai Shen hold the hand of my male god and sing together, and they sang "The Same Kind"! !Ahhh "similar"!At that time, the soul of a rotten girl exploded!When it's dawn and then it's dark, you suddenly think of someone, this world is so lonely, I really want someone of the same kind!What lyrics are in the wrong order?Anyway, you can understand what I'm talking about.

That Cai Shen is half a head taller than my male god, and half a circle taller, there is no way, my male god is a thin and handsome man, I stood next to that Cai Shen, tsk tsk tsk, he was originally Feel good!Now it is simply out of control! !I was so evil that I came up with three little yellow books in my brain at the time! !After singing on Valentine's Day, there are three kinds of PLAYs that go home! !It's so handsome and CP-feeling, and at the same time it sings so nicely! !

Who the hell is that Cai Shen who jumped out of the crowd? He opened his mouth, oh my god. They all had the same reaction as me. It is estimated that [-] men and women in the audience were shaking. While shaking, they were intoxicated and bursting into tears while watching the picture of the two holding hands. Don’t be too wonderful!

When I got home that night, I opened my notebook to thoroughly investigate Cai Shen, considering making him my second life. I searched and found that he had a song that was first released on the radio that night. But downloading requires payment.I gritted my teeth and handed over ten yuan, tsk tsk tsk, Cai Shen, he is indeed a strange person, such weird lyrics, such hearty accompaniment, and such chic singing skills add up to me, I think it sounds good, it’s really good, warm It felt like a husky that was lost at home three years ago suddenly jumped into my window and fell into my arms. The warm and down-to-earth feeling that I wanted to cry.

People just cry easily!The old lady is so easily moved! !I just cried! !

Later, I saw his official debut at the press conference the next day, and he signed a contract with Xingying, and he really had an affair with me! ! !A company or something, looking down and seeing something, the little newcomer jumped at the king of heaven or something, tsk tsk tsk.

The stage name is his real name, and he even took out his ID card, hey, hahaha, this kid is so cute, he's only 19 years old, he's as old as me.

By the way, Chu You didn't take a stage name either!You are showing your affection publicly, right?Rolling and rolling, ah, ah, fantasy, don't be too beautiful, and accidentally get blood on your face.

After that, you can easily find him in the major gossip magazines. He also shoots print advertisements. His clothes are lifted, his eyelashes are drooped, and his eight-pack abs are unobtrusive, symmetrical and shiny. Those arms!Those long legs!that neck!That pectoralis major! !At that time, I was rolling on the ground with my books in my arms and crying, thinking man, why are you so perfect! ! !

Pfft ha ha ha ha there is more, people also know that he shot a commercial, a candy commercial, he was chewing gum from the beginning to the end, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, it was so good.

Cai Shen is his second life.

He released a new song two days ago, it's called "Jiang Zhongzi", it's also very nice.

And Cai Shen is so dumb, does he think he won't be followed by paparazzi?How dare he come back from the recording studio to run at night, hahahahaha I saw a close-up of his back in "Health and Life" magazine and attached an article "Love to run and love fashion - Cai Shen prefers to run at night" That's enough, the doctor of medicine has been analyzing it until night running is really enough for the prevention and treatment of tumors, uterine tumors, breast cancer, etc. hahahahaha.

Eh?Xue Yang, where are you going? I haven't finished talking yet! !

that's all.

I'm sorry, that girl was too long-winded, she insisted on telling me so much while rubbing my hand, and I'm really sorry for wasting so much space.

I have been in love with Cai Shen, and you guys know it, that is to say, the women who run books like us don’t know it, and they insist on describing his abdominal muscles and pectoralis major to me. You only see muscles in your eyes !I've seen him all naked!I've even seen the parts you're too embarrassed to mention!Just never used it! !

ah.Seriously, what am I talking about, what a gaffe.

cough cough.

By the way, I obviously want to talk about the development of the story after the last chapter.

bow deeply.

Acting cute.

Well, I will speak now.

That day, as always, I skipped the evening self-study and went to Cai Shen's house.

It was an apartment of 150 square meters, Cai Shen's father left him a relic.

It doesn't seem very good to say it this way. His father just went to archaeology and didn't come back, so it can't be said that it is a relic.

Why did I slip out such a bad line?Ah, because when Cai Shen mentioned his house before, he always used the words "Dad's Relic, Dad's Relic".

He is really unfilial.

However, his father left home four years ago to go to archaeology, and then made a phone call every six months or four months to pay living expenses, no wonder Cai Shen was so resentful.

Pulled away again.

cough cough.

The one who opened the door for me was my cute younger brother Jiang Xiaoke. When he saw me coming, he blushed and opened the door for me.

"You're here, do you want some cake?"

"Well, let me try it, I'm so hungry."

Jiang Xiaoke was wearing a layered white ancient costume, with a long sword on his back.

He used to speak classical Chinese even when he talked to me, but in the end, under my training, it became a hundred words.

It seems that his family is obsessed with ancient customs, and he taught himself classical Chinese in order to compete with antique vases for his father's attention when he was young. Today, this habit cannot be changed.

By the way, his father and Cai Shen's father went to archaeology together, and they are currently staying at Cai Shen's house.

He baked a black forest cake tonight.

Delicious as always.

Last time, I cut a piece and took it home to sell to my sister. It sold for 500 yuan. My sister who wrote a food review column said that it was better than the ones made in Michelin three-star restaurants.

Pulled away again.

I know, I know, I won't go too far.

I am a man with a full scholarship to MIT, and I will do what I say.

We happily tasted the cake together, discussed the stupid things about Jiang Qashqai's class leader, and his good friend guitarist Ahe.

Unconsciously forget the time.

After the last bite of cake, I burped and looked at the clock, it was already eight o'clock.

Usually Cai Shen would rush into the house before 07:30, and then yelled my name and memorized the emperors in history with me.

I managed to train him to the point where he could recite the names and biographies of all the emperors in the Sui and Tang Dynasties casually. He is so motivated, and he probably won't run away tonight.

"He started filming the TV series "A Wonderful Story of the Fifteen Days" today, so he might come back later. Brother Xue Yang, do you want juice? I'll call you."

I smiled and said thank you for the green apple flavor I wanted. I lay down on the sofa and turned on the TV.

I was stunned.

On the TV, the city station was broadcasting news: "The star Cai Shen was arrested on suspicion of intentional wounding. Why is the entertainment industry so deep?" "

The anchor said that a lot of people's morals in the world need celebrities and public figures to set an example. A good example can promote social development and so on.

I wonder if it has the same name?

At this moment, the anchor switched the camera to the reporter, and the reporter gave a video showing a police car parked in front of the police station, surrounded by reporters, and escorted a tall man wearing a hood from the police car, wearing Handcuffed, bent over, followed by a little loli for some reason.

I quickly shouted: "Xiao Ke! Come and see if the person on TV is your elder brother Cai Shen?"

Xiao Ke ran out of the kitchen and said, "Cai Shen? Is he on TV?"

I was too familiar with that figure to admit it.

So I hope that Xiaomay deny, deny my familiarity, deny my good memory that I am proud of.

"It's really him. Why is he wearing a black hood? Didn't he go to shoot TV? He didn't go to rob a bank."

My eyes are a little dark.

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