Why is loli a queen!

When the morning sun hit Ji Chu's face warmly, she frowned and turned over, burying her face in the shadows.A mass of soft cotton-like substance touched her cheek, it was fragrant and hot, and she couldn't help but happily put her face closer together, it was really fragrant, it smelled like a fresh lily with dew on it.

Ji Chu lay flat on his body intoxicated, and covered his paws on the object he felt just now.Touch left, touch right, wow, it feels super Q to say ~ that's why the shape and size are so similar...! ! !

She opened one eye in some horror, and the queen's phoenix eyes were half-closed, and she was looking at the hand on her chest, or in the queen's eyes, the hoof.

The actor Xiaoji quickly closed his eyes, slowly withdrew his hand, and murmured with his mouth half open: "The steamed buns are so soft...the buns are white and fat..." Then he turned his back to the queen again, praying to the Jade Emperor in his heart.

Three seconds later, Ji Chu's face was severely grabbed, and he was pulled horizontally to the Queen's side, "How dare you desecrate the dragon's body, pretend it, you pretend it again, I will wrap your chest with a corset from now on , the more it wraps up, the flatter it becomes, turning it into an airport, no, it was originally an airport.”

Ji Chu, who had been pretending to be dead, became angry when he heard the words, opened his eyes and complained: "You are too vicious! You actually came up with such a vicious trick, don't you know that a woman's chest is like a man's lower body?! That is not allowed Defiled Holy Land!"

The queen narrowed her eyes: "The man's lower body?"

Holding on to his momentum and looking at the queen, Ji Chu couldn't help but spurn himself when he remembered what he said just now, "That metaphor is a bit inappropriate, but you can understand the meaning, if you say that a man's younger brother is small, or cause any harm to him , that man will definitely fight you hard."

"By the way, the brain of a scientist, a woman's chest is the brain of a scientist, and her position is absolutely authoritative!"

The queen let go of Ji Chu's face, and squeezed her fingers into the palm of her hand one by one, her tone was a little dangerous, "What harm did you cause?"

Although rationality told Ji Chu that she should protect her chest with both hands, Ms. Ji always followed her emotions. She still stiffened her neck and swayed her chest forward: "Besides, my breasts are not an airport at all. Look clearly, absolutely 36D without silicone and saline bags.”

The queen squeezed her breasts in a logical way, with a playful expression: "Yo, it's so small that you can't imagine."

Miss Ji was ashamed and angry, she pointed her trembling fingers, "You molested me! You molested a girl from a good family in broad daylight!" She seemed to have forgotten that she had done the same thing just now.

The queen shrugged: "So what if you molested me?" It was an expression of what you can do to me, which can also be called you bit me.

So Ji Chu really bit it, she smacked the Queen's pale pink lips, and then said arrogantly: "I'll molested you too, girl, give me a quick smile."

A second later, Ji Chu jumped up like a rabbit and ran out of the cave at the speed of light. She ran for nearly 300 meters before she leaned on a tree and bent down to breathe loudly. When her heart finally stopped beating wildly, she looked up. Head over to the cave to make sure the queen isn't chasing her out.

"I'll go. Fortunately, I run fast. Otherwise, I will definitely be killed by her, and then I will be abandoned in the wilderness, becoming a lonely ghost and wandering in the world without reincarnation for a lifetime." Ji Chu muttered with lingering fear.

"It seems that you have thought about your future fate very clearly." The queen's voice came from behind the tree.

Ji Chu turned back with a dry smile and gave a thumbs up, "The queen's lips are fragrant, soft, ruddy and shiny, and they can be called the best red lips in China."

The queen unexpectedly stopped talking and walked forward, leaving behind a silly chicken who was confused but very happy that she didn't have to see Hades. The silly chicken said: "Queen, queen, where are we going?"

The Queen didn't reply, Ji Chu continued: "Queen, Queen, where are we going?"

The queen rubbed her eyebrows with her fingers, and after a long time said reluctantly and coldly: "Go and find the brat, silly chicken."

Ji Chu curled his lips in contempt: "I really don't cooperate, you should say, baby, baby, I'm your aunt." (Mango TV will pay me for the advertising fee, not too much, just let me pinch Cindy's face~)

A certain emperor who had finally run out of patience: "Shut up!!"

This is the long-lost tiger roar and dragon chant in mythology.

Suddenly, dozens of birds rushed out of the silent forest with dusty dust, and many rabbits, pheasants, and wild boars ran out...they only had a bitter sentence in their hearts: whoever didn't have long eyes angered the real dragon emperor, that kind of The domineering aura was released, and I was almost scared to pee, okay? !

Ji Chu silently followed behind the Queen. After suffering a few internal injuries in her body, her reason returned to her mind after a lot of hardships. She clearly realized that she was looking for Xiao Maozhong with Her Royal Highness the Queen.

Because the queen came suddenly late at night, it was so unreal that Ji Chu always thought it was a dream, so she fumbled around without any scruples this morning.You must know that she usually sleeps with the queen, she doesn't even dare to breathe, let alone move around for fear of kicking the sleeping demon next to her.

Ji Chu was so aggrieved, she looked at the Queen with a puffy face: "Why did your old man come to this small village so far away?"

The queen was silent for a while and said, "Naturally I want you to go back to filming. As an actor, I don't have any professionalism."

Ji Chu pouted: "It's not that I want to change the script and make Huo Juejia the protagonist, what else do I need to do?"

Queen: "The white flag has been raised before the battle has begun. It is shameful to desert."

Ji Chu's elegant self-cultivation (by mistake) almost broke the table, she yelled: "The battle was over a long time ago, I lost all my body, okay?!" For this battle, I spent all my energy in my life.It's all your fault, you're the military adviser, the general, the prime minister, and the emperor, and you went to France before the battle.

Queen: "That's because you are too weak. I thought you were capable of staying in the entertainment circle for a few years by yourself. I didn't expect that you would fail so badly."

"The entertainment industry is deep, and it's not easy to mix, so be careful in the future." The queen rarely taught people with earnestness.

Ji Chu was stimulated by some words again, and some pictures from memories appeared in front of him intermittently.She pinched her thigh and said calmly, "I know, this will never happen again."

Feeling that Ji Chu's mood seemed to have become a little lower, she thought she should still be concerned about something, so the queen, who never explained, said: "I will go to Paris because I have a very important business to discuss, and I also want to see Your resilience."

"Oh, big business, how's the deal going? Did it succeed? Treat me to some delicious food if it succeeds." Ji Chu returned to smiling.

Changing the topic is an important tactic in psychology, and Ji Chu is avoiding this topic or related topics.The queen's eyes darkened, that's all, she didn't want to talk too much.

Queen: "With my ability, it's natural that I can do it at my fingertips. I will go to Shanghai to treat you to a big meal in a few days. I said, you should first think about where Xiao Mao is."

Ji Chu patted his head: "That's right, your injury doesn't matter, you go down the mountain first, and I'll go find Xiaomao."

The queen waved her hand: "It's okay, I was shot twice by two arrows and rode through the horse for two days. This kind of minor injury is really..." It's nothing to worry about.

Ji Chu looked at the wound that was well bandaged and not leaking blood, didn't insist any longer, then looked around, "I know there is a place, Xiaomao may be there, let's go there quickly."

The queen responded, and the two disappeared into the depths of the jungle.

Looking back later, this was probably the watershed in their lives.

Ji Chu and the queen came to a cliff, searched carefully for a while, and found Xiaomao in a simple nest made of branches and dry grass. He was huddled in the haystack at the moment, and his consciousness seemed a little fuzzy.

Hurrying to pick up Xiao Mao, Ji Chu probed his forehead, and sure enough he had a low fever. "Let's take him down the mountain quickly, he's running a fever."

Just as he was about to leave, Xiao Mao suddenly grabbed Ji Chu's clothes and said vaguely, "Medicine, medicine, Dad, medicine."

After thinking about it for a while, Ji Chu understood what was going on. It is said that Ganoderma lucidum grows here on the cliff. Xiaomao probably wanted to pick Ganoderma lucidum and sell some money to treat his father who has lung disease.

Ji Chu kissed Xiao Mao's forehead affectionately, and looked at the queen pleadingly: "Queen, you are very good at martial arts, can you check if there is any Ganoderma lucidum near the cliff, and pick it up for you, the child's father is sick. For the sake of his filial piety..."

Before she could finish her words, the Queen had already jumped onto a raised rock on the cliff, looking for Ganoderma lucidum everywhere.

Ji Chu was a little surprised. She still remembered that the queen said that the throne would kill her own mother. She was probably not joking. Moreover, it is well known that the children in the court have weak family relationships, so she thought she would spend a lot of money. Talking about it, it seems that the queen is still very caring.

A few minutes later, the queen came up holding a plant that looked like a big mushroom. Ji Chu was so happy that he could not see his teeth but hurried down the mountain with Xiaomao in his arms. The queen changed hands several times in the middle. When they reached the foot of the mountain, their backs were soaked in sweat. wet.

Entering the courtyard of Xiao Mao's house, Aunt Wang, who was crying, saw that they couldn't speak excitedly. Ji Chu grabbed her and ran away, "Xiao Mao is sick, and Miss Leng is also injured. Let's go to the barefoot doctor quickly."

When all the dust settled, Ji Chu's stomach rang three times.

But Aunt Wang refused to accept the Ganoderma lucidum, and insisted on slaughtering pigs and cows to entertain Ji Chu. Ji Chu had no choice but to say that Xiao Mao worked so hard to pick the Ganoderma lucidum, so Aunt Wang took it shyly.

After Xiaomao woke up, his first words were: "Ganoderma lucidum, I have picked the ganoderma lucidum!"

Ji Chu smiled and patted his head: "Yes, your mother is holding it in her hand, it's so big."

Aunt Wang came over and hugged Xiaomao: "Don't do dangerous things again, I'm worried to death, grandma."

Xiao Mao carefully looked at the Ganoderma lucidum, a little unsure that it was picked by himself. He hugged his mother happily, "I am ten years old, and I am a man. Picking Ganoderma lucidum to make money for the family is my business. You and your sister can rest assured." Rest at home."

Aunt Wang slapped Xiao Maotou dumbfoundingly: "Hurry up and make sure it won't be like this in the future, and thank you very much, Sister Ji and Miss Leng, they rescued you."

Ji Chu hurriedly waved his hand: "Thank you, Aunt Wang, you saved me when I was young."

Xiao Mao hugged Ji Chu, very affectionately: "Sister Ji, how did my mother save you?"

Aunt Wang covered her mouth and laughed, while Ji Chu hesitated, and finally said helplessly, "It's just that I was too sleepy, and when I was walking in the farmland, I fell headfirst into the mud. If I can’t get out, it’s your mother who pulled me out/out/out.”

Well, this time I lost my grown-up in front of the queen.

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