The love of killing pigs

When he got home late at night, Qin Yan didn't even have to wash up, and threw his overworked body on the bed, intending to pass out immediately.Unfortunately, as soon as he closed his eyes, his phone started vibrating.Qin Yan struggled to take it out and took a look. It turned out that Piggy sent a message asking why it was so quiet today.

Qin Yan thought, Young Master, I was scared to death during the meeting during the day, and at night I was terrified at Jiang Chuannong's hands.It's strange if I have the time to take care of you.But even though Qin Yan was so tired at the moment that his limbs were cramping and his eyelids were clenched, he still flirted with each other for a while with a dedicated attitude of doing what he did and loved what he did, and exchanged some lustful words with each other.

Qin Yan couldn't help but sigh with emotion, in today's world, it is really not easy to do anything.But having said that, Piggy is quite creative in some aspects, he almost feels like being caught by that old rascal Jiang Chuannong.Damn, what are you thinking about?He hurriedly stopped the inexplicable thoughts in his mind.

After finally saying goodnight, Qin Yan was no longer sleepy.He remembered that the beta version of Here hadn't been downloaded yet, so he found the link sent by Peng Zhiyao and started to operate.Sure enough, on the updated dialogue interface, there was a shocking magnifying glass.

Qin Yan began to experiment with doubts about Peng Gong's technical strength, and chose a photo of the Shangge Hotel lounge that he had used before and uploaded it.I saw the little chrysanthemum spinning vigorously, and then a dazzling reminder jumped out:

"Click to view 199 photos of the same source!"

Depend on!No way, the efficiency is so high is it to force people to hang themselves?Unwilling to give up, Qin Yan sent another photo.

"Click to view 278 photos of the same source!"

Tried a few more times, all with the same result.Qin Yan scolded the unscrupulous seller of a certain treasure, and ran to the boss to argue, but was stopped by a single sentence.

"I guarantee that it is a first-hand photo, and I don't guarantee that the customer will not post it around after buying it."

This is really well-founded, why don't you buy these photos just to pretend?Save the cubs?Qin Yan was incompetent and furious, so angry that he wanted to drop his phone, his heart was desolate.

There is no doubt that as soon as the new function is launched next week, his plan to kill pigs by robbing the rich and helping the poor will be completely ruined.Unless... Apollo is a mindless idiot.But through carefully raising the piglets during this period of time, Qin Yan discovered that the piglets were not only not stupid, but sometimes they were also extremely sharp.

Qin Yan stared at the ceiling in a daze.On the one hand, he understands that sunk costs cannot be recovered; but emotionally, he cannot convince himself to let go.Killing a pig and killing a free online chat, or the colorful one.This fucking is too aggrieved!

After taking a few long, deep breaths, Qin Yan forced himself to calm down.He picked up his phone, tapped the screen, and saw a dazzling photo of a high-end afternoon tea appearing on various social media.Although there are various filters, the angle of view, light and content all prove to be of the same mother.

Pretending to be aggressive is really what human beings need for social interaction.

In the process of browsing the photos, he found that the appearance rate of these photos on a certain platform was extremely high.Qin Yan followed suit and downloaded the same app from the app store.And the moment he opened the software, it was as if he was pushed hard by someone, and he arrived in Beverly Hills, which exudes the decadent atmosphere of capitalism, in an instant.

"The bag on my back caused discussions among my colleagues in the office. It's so annoying."

"Limited Diamond Brooch丨Wear it and it won't be cold all winter!"

"Is there any pregnant mother with a girl's waist at 8 months like me?"

"The 10th Hermes is melancholy midnight blue~"

"Grievance丨The white truffle feast on Christmas Eve, I didn't finish it, and my boyfriend said it was a waste."

All kinds of posts about high-end restaurants, luxury cars and watches, garden villas, and walk-in cloakrooms are flooding the homepage, which is dazzling.After watching for a long time, Qin Yan understood.This is a platform that reflects self-worth by "posting" and "sharing".It's just that a part of the "rich people" in Potu are similar to themselves, and they belong to the kind who have no conditions to create conditions.

Qin Yan read those gorgeous descriptions that were both explicit and implicit, and 1 thoughts came and went in his mind.But the more he flipped back, he found something different.

"Fighting丨Exploring Yueqiao Village this Friday / luxury suite + inroom afternoon tea"

The famous Yue Qiao Zhuang Qin Yan knew that it was a luxury boutique hotel that had not opened for a long time.Master design, word of mouth bursting.Colleagues from the headquarters came here on a business trip a few years ago, and Mr. Wang even called to consult. After learning that the most common rooms cost more than 4000, he was short of breath on the spot and directly gave up the idea of ​​opening the eyes of the Japanese.

Qin Yan clicked into the post and found that there were quite a few people leaving messages in the comment area.

"Me, me, me!"

"I can."

"+ me one."

"Sister, does this hotel have a dresscode?"

"Whoever has a pair of red-soled shoelaces, I can pay extra."

"Are there any sisters who can do hair?"

"Enough people, the group said."

Qin Yan was stunned for a while, and then he was hit on the head by a flash of spiritual light like Conan was trying to solve the case.He realized it!

An afternoon tea that can easily cost hundreds of dollars can be eaten by two people, or by ten people.There are thousands of guest rooms, where two people sleep and ten people sleep.Anyway, it’s just used to take a photo to pretend to be aggressive, why don’t the more the better, the better and save all sentient beings?

These sisters are fucking geniuses!With tears in his eyes, Qin Yan immediately entered the group to find an organization.

Rich in the world: "I have prepaid for the room and confirmed it with the hotel. The floor-to-ceiling windows of the room can take pictures of the China World Tower and CPTV. Please read the confirmation letter, pay first and then block the time. PS Pay an extra 50 for the afternoon tea time."

Jin Zhi Yu Ye: "Thank you, Fu Gui, I will pick 2-3 points."

Girl of Heaven: "Then I'll make an appointment for 3-4 o'clock."

Pearl of the Palm: "My little sister and I will go there at 4-5 o'clock."

Seeing that the time slots to choose from were getting less and less, Qin Yan decided to occupy the pit first.

Gogo: "I'm going to get off work, is it ok from 7 to 8 o'clock?"

Girl of the Sky: "Huh? What kind of strange thing got mixed in?"

Wealth in the world: "Look at the profile picture, are you a man?"

Jewelry: "Heh, we don't want to fight with stinky straight men."

Gogo: "Don't worry, I'm not stinky or straight, and I can do my hair."

Wealth in the world: "Mr. Tony?"

Gogo: "Almost."

When Qin Yan was in school, he worked part-time in a certain Japanese-style hairdressing salon, and he had made some small achievements. Even a wealthy lady like Fang Qianyun recognized the result.

Wealth in the world: "Welcome teacher!"

The Delicate Girl of Heaven: "Welcome Teacher!"

Jewelry: "Welcome teacher!"

Pearl of the Palm: "Welcome teacher!"

Gogo: "You are welcome!"

The group owner is very leadership, and the whole process is summarized clearly and orderly.After Qin Yan paid the money and made an appointment, he felt a stone in his heart fall to the ground.The so-called keep the clouds open to see the moonlight, there is no unparalleled road in the sky!I don't pretend to be a celebrity anymore.From now on, I will be a famous lady!

When he went to work the next day, Qin Yan's waist didn't hurt anymore, his legs didn't hurt anymore, and he arrived at the office building 40 minutes earlier.He gave up the elevator and took the safe passage to climb the stairs instead, as a morning exercise.When he arrived at the place, Qin Yan took off his coat and put it down, picked up his cup and went to the tea room to drink free coffee.

The coffee was halfway through when Peng Zhiyao came.Qin Yan happily greeted the other party: "Morning, Mr. Peng!"

Peng Zhiyao pretended to be kind: "Xiao Qin Zao. Hey, why are you so red?"

"I didn't take the elevator, I climbed up." Qin Yan replied.

"Ah?" Peng Zhiyao was dumbfounded, "This is the 60th floor! Last fire drill, I went down 6 floors and my legs went limp..."

"Hey, I'm young, and I have a lot of energy." Qin Yan looked passionate and youthful, "If you have any work that requires hard work, you can let me do it."

Peng Gong, who had few hairs left, wanted to cry when he heard this.He tried his best to reverse the situation: "Xiao Qin, did you try out the software yesterday?"

"I tried it, and the experience was good." Qin Yan nodded, and then showed embarrassment, "It's just that..."

"Speak up if you have something to say!" Peng Zhiyao patted Qin Yan's shoulder.

"Okay, then I'll say it," Qin Yan replied, "Personally, I don't think the anti-reconnaissance function is strong enough."

"?" Peng Zhiyao was dumbfounded again, "How much more can I do?"

"I think that as long as users post photos, the screening function will be turned on by default. You know, social animals feel tired after moving their fingers too much after work. If someone doesn't bother to upload at all, isn't the function of our magnifying glass developed in vain?"

Peng Zhiyao began to stammer: "Yes, is this necessary?"

"Since we are doing it, we have to make it bigger, stronger and perfect!" Qin Yan raised his head and drank the coffee in his hand, "I'm sorry, I'm a moon virgin."

Seeing the other party leave happily, Peng Zhiyao also planned to go back to the office, but when he turned around, he saw that the boss in suits and leather shoes had arrived at some time.

"Boss Jiang..."

"I heard it all, and what he said is quite reasonable. You can further improve the software function."

Peng Zhiyao was dying: "But in terms of time..."

"Since we are doing it, we must make it bigger, stronger and perfect." Jiang Chuannong gritted his molars lightly, "I am a virgin."

The author says:

Peng Gong: I am a Cancer Sun, and I will clamp you two to death with one hand!