The love of killing pigs

Before leaving get off work, Qin Yan sent the 3D structure design of the product to Yantian's factory, and prepared the product for the next day's meeting by the way.Then he went out to face the burning sunset, listened to Moonband's meandering singing in the earphones, and walked from the office to the subway station.

Qin Yan was in a good mood, and took targeted photos with his mobile phone along the way.A luxury car parked by the side of the road, a cat sleeping with its hands in front of a coffee shop, and a window of a luxury store are all the right to accumulate flirty material for yourself.

Just as he was queuing up to pass the security check in the subway, a young girl in front accidentally dropped her shoulder bag on the ground.Then, a round-headed and round-brained thing appeared from inside.As an industry insider, Qin Yan recognized what it was at a glance.So he chose to pretend to be blind and did not help to pick it up.But the girl looked a little embarrassed, bent down and quickly picked up the things and put them back in the bag, and walked away quickly.Qin Yan didn't take this episode to heart.When he sang "Dear Mary" in his earphones, he was already standing in the car.

The subway is moving forward at high speed, and most of the passengers around are listless.The shaking rhythm of the tin box makes people drowsy after a day of work.Suddenly, a high-pitched "stinky hooligan" woke up the passengers.They looked in the direction of the source of the sound, and saw a beautiful girl with upside down eyebrows in another compartment.And she was pointing at a man and scolding: "Do you want to be shameless?"

The other party stared at the eyes squeezed by the fat on his face, and said loudly, "What's wrong? I recruited you?"

"You touch me! You even hit me with your genitals!" The girl has no personality, is articulate, and expresses fluently.

"Oh, you're so passionate, who do you think you are? Fan Bingbing? I don't even bother to look at you if you give me money." The man curled his lips and turned to leave.

"Don't try to run away. I'll call the police!" The girl grabbed the opponent's arm tightly and took out her mobile phone at the same time.

"You bitch!" The man immediately yelled loudly when he saw this, "You're the one who asked me to touch you! Don't think that no one saw what fell out of your bag just now!" With a smile, "What kind of good woman is that with a fake dick on her body? Do you dare to take it out for everyone to see?"

As soon as he yelled these words, the girl's face immediately turned red like a tomato.Her lips trembled for a moment, not knowing what to do.At the same time, the expressions of the onlookers also became ambiguous, and their eyes with complicated meanings turned to the girl one after another.The man continued to yell: "I will imitate you by doing good deeds like Lei Feng! Sao..."

Before the words were finished, a figure suddenly flew over.The man couldn't dodge enough to be hit in the jaw by a straight punch, and fell to the side.The passengers dodged in fright, and no one wanted to be contaminated by this innocent disaster.

The man struggled for a moment before standing up.He clutched his chin and cursed angrily, "Who the hell are you?"

"I'm her boyfriend." Qin Yan's unsmiling expression was very sassy, ​​in fact, his hands were almost broken.

"She still buys fake dicks when she has a boyfriend? Who would believe that?" The man dragged his neck and yelled desperately, trying to make the visitor feel ashamed and retreat.

Qin Yan is not afraid.He faced it head-on: "The fake chicken X is for me. Female A male O, have you heard of it?"

The people who watched the excitement had never heard of it, and they were very confused, asking each other what it meant.

The man saw that everyone's attention was distracted, and the slut shaming suddenly became difficult to use, so he turned around and slipped away while the door of the subway arrived at the station opened.

Qin Yan had been wary of his move for a long time, and immediately jumped on the opponent's back with a vigorous step.

"Catch the hooligans!!!"

The girl also ran down at this time.She easily uttered the dolphin sound: "Catch the pervert!!!"

The police who were on duty in the subway arrived after hearing the news, and subdued the hooligans and perverts.

"Why is it you again?" The policeman couldn't help sighing after seeing the man's face clearly, "This is the third time."

"It's the third time?" Qin Yan gasped, "Uncle policeman, can we lock up this kind of person so as not to harm the society?"

"He's right at the gun this time. We're currently running a "Wolf Hunt" operation!Severely crack down on illegal and criminal acts of obscenity and nuisance in rail transit.Please, both of you, go with me to make a record. The police yelled at the struggling repeat offender, "Be honest with me!" "

After the relevant procedures were completed, Qin Yan and the girl came out of the duty room together.

"Thank you so much." The girl said gratefully, "I thought that handsome guys who do justice only live in novels."

Qin Yan waved his hand: "Thank you if you want to thank yourself. If you didn't dare to shout out loudly, this pervert might harm many girls."

"I've never been afraid of perverts. I'll shout when I encounter them. I mainly want to thank you for saying that you used that thing in front of everyone. Otherwise, it's really shameful."

"What are you ashamed of? It's your own private matter, just like eating and sleeping." Qin Yan gave her a suggestion, "If I were you, I would just open the thing and stuff it into his mouth, and tell him the highest vibration The frequency is 167HZ, and it can move 1 times in 10000 minute.Much better than his Flammulina velutipes who only dared to rub around on the subway! "

After Qin Yan finished speaking, he suddenly realized that his sister was not a customer who needed him to introduce products, so he quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, did I offend you?"

The girl couldn't help laughing: "No, I think what you said is very interesting. I really regret not doing this."

Seeing that the other party was not angry, Qin Yan brought some private goods to advertise his own company: "Actually, there are better products on the market. You can go to Body & Soul's website to have a look. They have lipstick and fairy stick shapes, even if they are sold No one knows what it is after seeing it, and all the silicone used is first-grade material, which feels very good, safe and hygienic..."

Qin Yan boasted to himself, but didn't notice the slight change in the other party's expression.

"You are so knowledgeable..." she sighed.

"So-so." Qin Yan was quite proud.

"So," she paused, her cheeks flushed slightly, "Is the female A and male O you just mentioned true?"

"what?"

"I've actually read a lot of novels in this area. The fourth love, girl's attack or something. A while ago, there was a big V on Weibo doing a lottery for sex toys. I wanted to try my luck, but I actually won a vibrator. As a result, I sent it today, and I met you tonight." The girl blinked her watery eyes and asked excitedly, "If you are single, can you let me try?"

"..."

Qin Yan felt that he was abandoned by the times.Since when have beautiful girls evolved from the old-fashioned physical promises to attacking each other at every turn?Qin Yan hurriedly stated that what he just said was pure nonsense.He is not interested in female A male O.

The girl didn't give up, but instead said in a tone of selling Amway: "But I think your unique novels and comics are pure, lustful and owed... cough cough, no, anyway, you have a particularly outstanding temperament. And your eyes are so beautiful. It looks good, it must be pretty miserable when you cry. Why don't you open your heart and try it! What if you can't stop after trying it?" The girl spoke faster and faster, "Young people should not set limits for themselves, they should not Bow your head to the secular world, let alone put traditional and rigid shackles on the relationship between the sexes. How about letting me help you open the back door of the new world, see the brilliance, and see the future! Understand the applause!"

Qin Yan applauded and confessed: "But I'm gay, and I'm 1."

"..." The girl covered her face, "Oh, my wife misunderstood me."

Qin Yan finally said goodbye to her, and dragged his exhausted body back home.He took a bottle of old beer from the refrigerator to apply ice to his right hand.At this time, the phone vibrated, and he picked it up to see that it was "Piggy" who sent the dinner photos: a steak with evenly distributed fat patterns, a grapefruit salad with an attractive color, and a very high-end red wine .

Apollo 8818: "I did."

Qin Yan's stomach was stimulated to make a series of "gurgling" noises.He swallowed, clutching his stomach, got up and went to the kitchen to dig out a pack of black pepper steak instant noodles.Then he took a pot of water and put it on the fire to boil. By the way, he took a slumped tomato and tore open a ham sausage.Go in with the noodles and seasoning packets.The compound aroma artificially blended evaporated, Qin Yan took a deep breath of this mellow smell, and began to type:

"I'm so envious! It's a pity that I have to keep fit, so I can only drink Sparkling Water at night."

The bad man eats steak and drinks red wine every day; the good man acts bravely and gets fucked.Qin Yan thought desperately that the world would not be better.

He was very busy in the next few days.Every minute is spent in work, instant noodles after get off work, and teasing with piglets.

In the early morning of the 24th, Qin Yan got up, showered and dried his hair, trying to make himself as capable as possible.He put on a light beige cotton shirt, and carefully took out his only matte brown suit from the closet.This was Fang Qianyun's birthday present back then. It was a limited edition of a certain big brand in Asia, and it was very expensive.

After Qin Yan changed his clothes, he couldn't help recalling the youthful years of the two of them in the mirror, and then thought that Xiaoyun would be a first-time mother in ten months, and he couldn't help but feel a burst of embarrassment.He was reluctant to squeeze the subway in this outfit, so he booked a car and went straight to the company.After arriving at the office, he received a call from Wang Zili, saying that there was some traffic on the road, and the two met directly at Yanwen instead.

Qin Yan took the aluminum alloy suitcase containing the products and took a taxi to the China Central Place Phase III Building where the Yanwen Group is located.On the way, he still did not forget to use the fragmented time to "raise pigs" according to the steps in the strategy.Piggy has been pretty good lately, and he hasn't made any excessive demands.

I am lonelier than fireworks: "MerryChristmas."

Apollo 8818: "MerryChristmas."

I am lonelier than fireworks: "The weather is so sunny! The white clouds are like cotton candy~"

Apollo 8818: "But I like rainy days."

Qin Yan thought to himself, that's because you bastard don't have to squeeze the subway to ride a shared bicycle on rainy days!

I am lonelier than fireworks: "Why?"

Apollo 8818: "In summer, in a dimly lit bedroom. With the window half open, listening to the faint sound of rain and the lazy Henri Salvador on the stereo. Shirts and underwear are all crumpled up and thrown far away. Bed Wouldn't it be nice to put two bottles of beer that are cold enough to drink together after you're done?"

For some reason, Qin Yan blushed at this kind of flirtatious description.He even smelled the damp earth after the rain.When Qin Yan came back to his senses, he couldn't help cursing the other party for being a genius among hooligans.It's only less than 10 o'clock!

Just thinking about it, the car arrived at the place.Qin Yan pushed the suitcase into the lobby. After registration, he got a visitor card and went to the elevator.

The 60th floor where Yanwen is located uses an independent elevator.While waiting for it to descend, Qin Yan hurriedly typed.There is no Wen Ai part in the strategy, so I can only rely on myself to perform on the spot.Cut, what's the matter?Isn't it just PK whose sexual fantasies are more shameless?

I am lonelier than fireworks: "On a sunny day with strong ultraviolet rays, the two of us basked in the sun on an uninhabited wild beach in the southern hemisphere. [-Slightly-] The sound of panting, the sound of waves, and the cries of seagulls in the distance are intertwined... Isn't it beautiful?"

The elevator finally arrives after he presses the send button.Qin Yan walked in.The metal door then began to close.Suddenly, he heard someone whisper outside: "Wait a moment."

The author says:

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