The love of killing pigs

In the past few days, Jiang Chuannong went to S City for a business trip. Qin Yan had nothing to do, so he ran to Fang Qianyun's apartment every day after work to tease the children.Originally, he planned to hide his identity and fame, but in the end he couldn't hold back, and vividly recounted the farce that happened a few days ago.

Qin Yan started with "Guess who I met?", and went straight to how Jiang Hao ran away in full view.

Fang Qianyun just listened, her face was calm, and she occasionally smiled, as if what Qin Yan was talking about was a piece of Internet sand sculpture news that couldn't be beat.

Seeing that the other party was far less excited than himself, Qin Yan immediately felt guilty. He scratched his head and asked, "Are you angry with me?"

"Why am I mad at you?" Fang Qianyun didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Qin Yan wondered: "Then don't you feel good?"

"If I feel good, it proves that I still hate him, and love and hate are basically the same thing." Fang Qianyun hugged the plum blossom and patted her milk, "Zhong Lang Molu, one is different from the other, why bother with someone with two surnames?" make life difficult for?"

"I couldn't swallow that breath at the time, what a bastard." Qin Yan imitated the example, and burped Fang Pian, and then sighed, "No, why did you fall in love with Jiang Hao in the first place?"

"How is your predecessor better than him?" Fang Qianyun rolled her eyes.

Qin Yan: "..."

The two hurt each other for a while, Qin Yan began to think wildly: "If, I mean if! Jiang Hao came to beg you to get back together, will you soften your heart?"

Fang Qianyun raised his hand to poke Qin Yan's head: "Have you read too many novels? Could it be that the next second he mobilizes the crowd to blockade the airport, and then hangs me on the city gate for three days and three nights?"

Qin Yan thought of all kinds of out-of-the-ordinary stories about the president's father on Weibo, and suddenly laughed and slammed the sofa.Fang Qianyun couldn't help laughing when she saw her, and even giggled with the two babies.

After laughing enough, Qin Yan repeated the old saying: "You haven't answered me yet, what if you meet me suddenly like me one day?"

"Turn around and go away, what else can I do?" Fang Qianyun shrugged.

"You're the up master, the one who shows your face." Qin Yan reminded her, "If Jiang Hao doesn't know what's right and suddenly watches your video, won't he show his secrets? As long as he roughly calculates the time, he can Guess that the Plum Blossom Piece has something to do with him."

Fang Qianyun asked back: "I gave birth to the child, what does it have to do with him?"

"But he is the biological father of the two babies after all." Qin Yan spread his hands.

"Father..." Fang Qianyun chuckled, then put the tablet back on the cart, "Gogo, do you know what it feels like to have contractions?"

"Contractions?" Qin Yan subconsciously covered his stomach, "I can't imagine it, it must be very painful."

"It's like someone took the biggest rolling pin and rolled your stomach over and over again until it completely crushed you into powder, and then lifted it up." Fang Qianyun described.

Qin Yan gasped, as if his soul ached.

"While I was there, after I gave birth, I had a rash from head to toe, and it was so itchy that my skin came into contact with any fabric. It was so itchy that I wanted to scratch every capillary. I couldn't wear Clothes, I can only stay naked. The doctor couldn’t take it anymore, and gave me steroids, but it still didn’t improve. Finally, William ran to a pharmacy in Chinatown, gesticulated for a long time, and got some kind of ointment for clearing away heat and dampness , take your time."

Qin Yan heard Fang Qianyun say this for the first time, his nose was sore, and tears almost came out: "Why didn't you tell me?"

"What's the use of talking about it? You have to eat some bitterness yourself." Fang Qianyun paused, and continued, "In novels and TV dramas, women's childbirth is overly beautified, as if they sneezed a few times. I would be able to give birth to a cute and cute baby. If I knew in advance that giving birth to plum blossoms and square pieces might destroy the self-esteem and sense of shame I had built up over 20 years, I would not have the courage to go my own way."

Qin Yan patted the other party's hand distressedly.

"You said that Jiang Hao is the biological father of the child," Fang Qianyun shook her head and said with her eyes far away, "Why? Just a sperm?"

"All the men in this world count as one, they're all fucking bad!" Qin Yan couldn't help gnashing his teeth, cursing even himself.

"You can't knock everything down with one stick," Fang Qianyun smiled, "Gogo is a good thing, and our diamonds are also a good thing."

"Jiang Chuannong can barely be considered a good thing!" Qin Yan took the opportunity to carry private goods, and then asked gossipingly, "Is William a good thing?"

The two of them hadn't finished discussing the list of good things when there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Maybe it's a courier." Fang Qianyun said getting up to answer the door, but Qin Yan took the first step, "I'll get it!"

The door opened, but the man in front of him was not the courier boy but a man in a suit and leather shoes.His face was expressionless, and an endless chill radiated from his body.This cold air instantly spread to Qin Yan's body, causing goose bumps all over his body one after another.Fuck, isn't this Jiang Hao who was scolded to death a few days ago? !

"I'm looking for Yunyun." The tone of the person standing outside was not kind.

Qin Yan just said: "Fuck you idiot." He was about to hit the door.At this moment, someone grabbed his collar violently.

"You didn't play enough that day, did I? I checked all the surveillance cameras in the corridor, and I didn't know who was doing it until I recognized you!" Jiang Hao was furious.

"It's not enough." Qin Yan stared at Jiang Hao from a close distance and sneered, "Pick up your butt and let me play again."

Jiang Hao's face turned from black to white in an instant, and he punched as soon as he raised his fist; Qin Yan was already on the defensive, and directly attacked the next three.For a while, the corridor became a martial arts arena, and immediately some neighbors with good ears opened the door to watch the excitement.

"Jiang Hao! You stop!"

It wasn't until Fang Qianyun showed up that this sudden fierce battle was forced to suspend.Qin Yan took the opportunity to kick the opponent hard again before giving up.

"Yunyun..."

The familiar and unfamiliar woman seemed to be mixed with the smell of baby milk. Seeing her appear alive in front of his eyes, Jiang Hao had mixed feelings in his heart.

He checked the surveillance and found Qin Yan, so he naturally thought of Fang Qianyun, who was his ex-girlfriend.At the beginning the breakup was not good, Jiang Hao was wronged, of course he knew who Qin Yan was standing up for, so he wanted to see Fang Qianyun's recent situation on a whim.

In the end, I didn't know if I didn't look at it. I was shocked when I saw it. The extremely beautiful girl had become a mother in a short period of time. Jiang Hao felt uncomfortable.After scrolling through the Vlogs one after another, the more they look at it, the more wrong it becomes.

He simply counted the days and couldn't help feeling suspicious.Jiang Hao took a screenshot of the video and sent it to his own mother, and her mother's first reaction was where did the baby come from, it was exactly the same as when you were a child.

So Jiang Hao didn't do anything else in the past few days, and went through the timeline based on the video to make his guess more certain.He wanted to contact the other party, but WeChat had already been blocked when they broke up, and Fang Qianyun's phone couldn't be reached. After struggling for a few days, Jiang Hao decided to block the door directly.

At this moment, looking at his ex-lover with red eyes, he choked up and said, "How are you doing?"

"It's pretty good, don't worry about it." Fang Qianyun smiled with a clear sense of isolation, "Is there something wrong?"

The words of reminiscing about the past were hot in Jiang Hao's throat, and he didn't know how to pour them out for a long time.The woman seems to be wearing a transparent copper helmet and iron armor, which cannot be approached at all.So he simply skipped all the foreshadowing, and asked the question that he cared most about: "Is the child in your video mine?"

"No." Fang Qianyun spoke concisely and denied it cleanly.

"How is it possible? My mother said that those two children were exactly the same as when I was a child. Earlobes, eyebrows, bridge of nose..." Jiang Hao stuck his neck like a treasure.

The number of people watching the fun in the corridor gradually increased, and the facial features of the crowd were beating and rising, and they were extremely excited.

"Children are all similar in appearance. They have two eyes and one nose." Fang Qianyun interrupted the other party calmly, "Jiang Hao, you have your answer. Can you leave? Don't disturb others' rest."

"Then let me see the child." Jiang Hao refused to back down.

"The child is mine! What the hell are you looking at?" Qin Yan stood between Fang Qianyun and Jiang Hao, "I want the child to be born by myself! Don't be coy and greedy for others like an old pervert!"

"I don't believe it!" Jiang Hao didn't buy it at all.

"Believe it or not! The four of us live a happy life behind closed doors, and it's your turn to be sentimental? Don't look at your age, the quality of sperm has already declined, okay?" Qin Yan raised his hand and cursed, " Get the hell out of me immediately, and stay where you are when you are cool!"

The word "family of four" seriously irritated Jiang Hao. He blushed and said with trembling lips, "Okay, if you let me take two hairs from the children, I believe they have nothing to do with me."

"Take your hair? Do you fucking think you're a heavenly king?" Qin Yan wanted to kick someone again, "Back then, he was stealing food and not wiping his mouth, but now he's running to make fun of himself, what the hell!"

"The child really has nothing to do with you." At this point, Fang Qianyun had no choice but to take out her mobile phone, "Either you leave, or I call the police and say you harassed me, you choose one."

"I choose?" Jiang Hao took a deep breath and resorted to his trump card, "Fang Qianyun, did you make a mistake? Now I let you choose. I have consulted a lawyer before coming here. As long as I sue, you must cooperate with the DNA test. It needs to be discussed. If these two children are found to be my seed..."

Jiang Hao raised the corner of his mouth and asked softly: "Do you think the court will award the child to a decent father, or a down-and-out little Internet celebrity with no stable source of income?"

Hitting a snake and hitting seven inches made Fang Qianyun and Qin Yan tremble at the same time.

"I'll give you three days to think about it. My phone number hasn't changed. If you think about it, contact me anytime." Jiang Hao dropped the villain's classic lines, turned and left.