The love of killing pigs
Chapter 7 Do you want to soak me?
The moment these words came out, the two people at the dinner table were stunned.After Qin Yan realized what he just said, he just wanted to punch himself.
He, Jiang Chuannong, was no stranger whom he met by chance.He is a customer, a partner, and even his immediate boss in the next few months!What kind of behavior is this?If you talk about it at a young age, it’s ignorance; at an older level, it’s sexual harassment!If he was involved in the book, the 15 salary that was used to save his life would be completely useless.
Looking at Jiang Chuannong's slightly raised left eyebrow, Qin Yan cried out inwardly.It's a pity that Wang Zili hurried back from the outside before he had time to make up the words about forcibly pulling his respect.
"I'm really sorry, something happened to the brat in the family. Mr. Jiang, I'll take my leave first. Qin Yan, please sit with Mr. Jiang for a while. Today is the holiday, so you don't have to go back to the company."
Jiang Chuannong hurriedly got up and shook hands with Wang Zili to say goodbye, and told him to pay attention to safety on the road.
As Wang Zili's round figure disappeared, Qin Yan saw the power of role models.He picked up his mobile phone while no one was prepared to answer it: "Ah? Really? Don't worry, I'll be there right away!" At the same time as he put down the phone, Qin Yan got up and grabbed his down jacket and said to Jiang Chuannong: " Mr. Jiang, I'm really sorry, I have something urgent. Well, thank you Mr. Jiang! Goodbye Mr. Jiang!"
Qin Yan was just about to run away with oil on the soles of his feet, but someone grabbed his left arm suddenly, so he staggered and fell back on the chair.As Jiang Chuannong got closer and closer, Qin Yan unconsciously tightened his body, as if he was going to bounce when touched.
"You want to pick on me?" Jiang Chuannong began to interrogate him with a serious expression.
Qin Yan couldn't argue with a hundred words.It's just obscenity!Do you know if you want to be obscene?The kind that doesn't care about deeds.
"I...no...you misunderstood!"
"You don't want to fuck me, you've been holding my hand all morning?" Jiang Chuannong told the facts and presented evidence.
Being exposed face-to-face for his obscene behavior of eating tofu, Qin Yan became more and more guilty: "Isn't that a job? I didn't name you and said I wanted to pick you up..."
"I'm immature? According to the standards of the United Nations, 36 is not considered a youth."
"But according to the World Health Organization's standards, anyone under the age of 44 is considered a youth..." Qin Yan didn't know what he was talking about.
"So you want to soak over 44?"
Qin Yan hastily denied: "No, no, hehe."
"Then according to your standards, am I mature or not?" Jiang Chuannong was straightforward.
"Extremely mature!" Qin Yan nodded like pounding garlic.
"Is it big?"
"?" Qin Yan subconsciously glanced at the folds of the opponent's trousers, then raised his thumb tremblingly, "It's very big!"
"Barely handsome?"
"It's not forced at all!" Qin Yan rubbed his fists, "Who dares to say that you are not handsome, I will be the first to beat his head off!"
"Then why are you running away?" Jiang Chuan frowned, "How can you pick on me after running away?"
"Boss Jiang," Qin Yan said with a sad face, "I just ate too many melons, do you think it's all nonsense?"
"The number one rule in the adult world, since you dare to set the flag, don't try to pretend nothing happened."
Qin Yan swallowed his saliva looking at the shallow groove in the boss's jaw: "Is it too late to rein in the cliff?"
"What do you think?" Jiang Chuannong picked up the green tea on the table and took a sip, "Today is the holiday, your boss will give you a holiday. My work is also over, let's go shopping together."
"Go shopping, go shopping?" Qin Yan carefully repeated the other party's words.
"Don't people always start by shopping?" Jiang Chuannong finally laughed, "Or...it's not popular anymore."
Qin Yan's chest seemed to be forcefully stuffed into a big sun, and his whole body instantly recovered from the shock and regret.Did the boss mean what he understood?Jiang Chuannong actually condescends to let himself soak?God took the wrong medicine today, did he actually start to bless the common people?
"Are you serious?" Qin Yan became excited, "Did you lie to me?"
"If you don't lie, I won't lie. Besides, I don't need yours in private. It sounds awkward. Call me Colin."
"Colin...Colin..." Qin Yan liked this simple English name very much, so he reciprocated and said, "Then you can call me Gogo."
"Gogo?" Jiang Chuannong pondered for a moment, "Like a dog's name."
Qin Yan resisted the desire to roll the boss's eyes, summoned up the courage to send out an invitation: "Then after shopping, do you want to have a holiday together?"
"Anyway, there is no one else here who wants to pick me up," Jiang Chuannong spread his hands, "I have no choice."
Qin Yan is very satisfied that he is in a monopoly position that lacks competitors.He recalled the push from the official account he had received before, and suggested, "Why don't I take you to the Tianjie, where the Christmas decorations are very beautiful."
"It's up to you." Jiang Chuannong called someone to come over to pay the bill, and when he got up, he helped the other party get their clothes, carrying the audience with a gentlemanly demeanor.
Qin Yan seemed to have a hundred little rabbits in his heart, and excitedly followed the boss all the way to the underground garage.Finally, the two stood in front of a silver-gray BMW.
"Shall I drive it?" Qin Yan watched the other party hand him the key.
"Didn't you say you took me?" Jiang Chuannong confirmed again and again, "Do you have a driver's license?"
Qin Yan nodded, a little excited and a little embarrassed: "But such a good car, I'm afraid I'll let you rub it."
"Don't even dare to drive the car, and still say you want to pick someone up?"
Qin Yan was shocked and grabbed the key, opened the door and got into the driver's seat, muttering, "Anyway, I don't have the money to repair the car."
"There's an insurance company covering everything, so I'll drive you." Jiang Chuannong got into the co-pilot.
Qin Yan fastened his seat belt, adjusted the height of the driver's seat, released the brakes after ignition, and lightly refueled. After a few laps in the garage, he came to the ground.
The sky at this time is no longer the clear sky in the morning.The thick clouds were churning densely, as if a heavy snow was brewing.Like this sudden date, there was no warning beforehand.
Qin Yan walked slowly in the mighty traffic.Soft jazz music came from the stereo, and the velvety male voice provoked the atmosphere in the car, making the people in the driver's seat restless.
"Don't like listening to Jazz?" Jiang Chuannong asked.
Qin Yan thought to himself, how is it possible?The melody of capitalism combined with the smell of cologne on your body makes me almost have a heart attack, but I say, "I want to sleep."
Jiang Chuannong turned on the radio casually, and the fast-paced tunes gushed out from 88.7 in an instant.
"Ifeelitinmyfingers, Ifeelitinmytoes, Christmasisallaroundme, andsothefeelinggrows..."
Qin Yan immediately lifted his spirits when he heard the familiar song, shook his head and followed it up: "SoifyoureallyloveChristmas, C'monandletitsnow..."
"What song?" Jiang Chuannong asked.
"The Christmas song sung by that sassy old man in "Love Actually," Qin Yan looked sideways, "Haven't you seen it? "
"Be careful," Jiangchuan Nong Express turned the steering wheel for him, avoiding a rampaging electric three-wheeler, "I don't watch movies very much."
Qin Yan took the opportunity to Amway: "'Love Actually' is a classic among classics, I read it every Christmas. "
"True love... I thought modern people didn't believe in this long ago."
"Why?" Qin Yan retorted subconsciously, "True love gives form to chaotic life."
Jiang Chuannong raised the corners of his mouth, smiled without saying a word.While talking, the two arrived at the destination smoothly. After parking the car, the sky finally started to fall snowflakes as if it couldn't hold it.
Tianjie is a semi-enclosed pedestrian street, and you can see the largest electronic sky screen in Asia when you look up.At this time, the place is full of people, and the Christmas tree in red and green stands silently in the middle of the street, surrounded by people taking pictures or taking selfies.The laughter was boundless, and the atmosphere of peace and joy was too rich to exceed the standard.
Qin Yan was in a good mood, and ran over first to look up at the giant Christmas tree. His white breath slowly exhaled from his mouth, blurring his vision.When he was a child, he always felt that the 365 days in a year were scary, and he couldn't finish them.But after becoming an adult, time became a thief again, always grabbing something without anyone noticing it and then disappearing.
As he was thinking wildly, Qin Yan suddenly felt his neck warm. He looked down and saw that there was a gray cashmere scarf around his neck. It was obvious that he was being soaked.Qin Yan's heart was full of sweetness, and when he was happy, his mouth immediately lost control: "I'm young and strong, why don't you take it with me."
……
Jiang Chuan wanted to strangle this brat to death.
While wandering around, Qin Yan found a tarot hall.He has always been very interested in metaphysics, so he proposed to go in and have a look.
Jiang Chuan frowned: "Isn't this a liar?"
The boss's materialistic tone made Qin Yan very unhappy.He asked back: "Then is it cheating yourself to fall in love with someone you don't know on Here?"
"It doesn't matter if you lie to yourself." Jiang Chuannong's eyes were full of content. "It's not good to lie to others."
But when Qin Yan heard this, he didn't take it to heart at all, instead he pushed people in with the posture of "it's all here".During the process, Qin Yan touched the muscle lines of the opponent's back, and couldn't help lusting a little bit.
This Tarot Pavilion is furnished in a retro and luxurious way.In today's era where LessisMore is regarded as the standard, maximalism prevails here.The rich colors are stacked and superimposed, and the roses that are in full bloom can be seen everywhere.Looking at the various crystal ornaments displayed around Qin Yan, he felt as if he had entered Alice's rabbit hole.
"Please come in."
Hearing someone talking, Qin Yan gently lifted the black velvet curtain in front of him.
Inside the room sat a Tarot master wearing a long robe. On the table in front of him was a crystal ball. The orange flame of the candle danced in the dark space, emitting a faint fragrance.Such a ceremonial scene made Qin Yan very excited, so after greeting the other party, he asked the price of the Tarot calculation.There is no way, people are poor and short-sighted, and they have to shop around for divination.
"A question 68," she added as a Tarot teacher and salesperson, "You can get a 8.5% discount when you apply for a membership card."
Yes, the price is quite affordable.Qin Yan confidently sat down opposite the Tarot Master.Jiang Chuannong felt that this kind of scene was very nonsensical, but he still sat aside patiently.Just lie, life itself is a lie.Even if it's nonsense, it takes some energy to speak and talk, and it's not easy for everyone to come out and mess around.
"I want to ask..." Qin Yan weighed his mouth and said, "What will I say to myself at this time next year?"
The Tarot master nodded, shuffled the cards like rubbing hemp, and signaled the guests to cut the cards.Qin Yan obeyed the instructions, picked up a down card from the top of the deck, and placed it under the original stack to become two down cards.Immediately afterwards, he took another card from the top of the second drop and placed it on top of the first drop.Finally, restore the cards to a stack.Finally, the face of the card is rotated [-] degrees counterclockwise.
"Draw a card."
Qin Yan concentrated and raised his hand to draw a card.
Because of Qin Yan's serious expression against the backdrop of the crystal ball, it reminded Jiang Chuannong of the witch cartoons he had watched when he was a child.He couldn't help chuckling, and immediately got four blank eyes.
"Sorry." Jiang Chuan suppressed his smile.
Afterwards, the tarot master revealed the cards that Qin Yan had drawn.I saw a lot of white lines drawn on the black base map, which is very abstract.
"Demon." She said softly.
Although Qin Yan didn't understand Tarot, but hearing the name, he felt unlucky.The most irritating thing is that even the bosses came over to make things difficult for him.
Jiang Chuannong: "Devil? Do you mean it's over?"
"Don't be crowed," Qin Yan hurriedly touched the wood, "Listen to what professionals say."
"One year from now, you want to tell you in this time and space," the tarot master paused, "don't easily fall into a seemingly sweet relationship. In that case, it will be difficult for you to escape mentally and physically."
Qin Yan: "..."
"Also," the Tarot master added, "don't try to take shortcuts, let alone have a speculative mentality. Be down-to-earth, work hard and earn money to complete the life tasks you are facing now."
He, Jiang Chuannong, was no stranger whom he met by chance.He is a customer, a partner, and even his immediate boss in the next few months!What kind of behavior is this?If you talk about it at a young age, it’s ignorance; at an older level, it’s sexual harassment!If he was involved in the book, the 15 salary that was used to save his life would be completely useless.
Looking at Jiang Chuannong's slightly raised left eyebrow, Qin Yan cried out inwardly.It's a pity that Wang Zili hurried back from the outside before he had time to make up the words about forcibly pulling his respect.
"I'm really sorry, something happened to the brat in the family. Mr. Jiang, I'll take my leave first. Qin Yan, please sit with Mr. Jiang for a while. Today is the holiday, so you don't have to go back to the company."
Jiang Chuannong hurriedly got up and shook hands with Wang Zili to say goodbye, and told him to pay attention to safety on the road.
As Wang Zili's round figure disappeared, Qin Yan saw the power of role models.He picked up his mobile phone while no one was prepared to answer it: "Ah? Really? Don't worry, I'll be there right away!" At the same time as he put down the phone, Qin Yan got up and grabbed his down jacket and said to Jiang Chuannong: " Mr. Jiang, I'm really sorry, I have something urgent. Well, thank you Mr. Jiang! Goodbye Mr. Jiang!"
Qin Yan was just about to run away with oil on the soles of his feet, but someone grabbed his left arm suddenly, so he staggered and fell back on the chair.As Jiang Chuannong got closer and closer, Qin Yan unconsciously tightened his body, as if he was going to bounce when touched.
"You want to pick on me?" Jiang Chuannong began to interrogate him with a serious expression.
Qin Yan couldn't argue with a hundred words.It's just obscenity!Do you know if you want to be obscene?The kind that doesn't care about deeds.
"I...no...you misunderstood!"
"You don't want to fuck me, you've been holding my hand all morning?" Jiang Chuannong told the facts and presented evidence.
Being exposed face-to-face for his obscene behavior of eating tofu, Qin Yan became more and more guilty: "Isn't that a job? I didn't name you and said I wanted to pick you up..."
"I'm immature? According to the standards of the United Nations, 36 is not considered a youth."
"But according to the World Health Organization's standards, anyone under the age of 44 is considered a youth..." Qin Yan didn't know what he was talking about.
"So you want to soak over 44?"
Qin Yan hastily denied: "No, no, hehe."
"Then according to your standards, am I mature or not?" Jiang Chuannong was straightforward.
"Extremely mature!" Qin Yan nodded like pounding garlic.
"Is it big?"
"?" Qin Yan subconsciously glanced at the folds of the opponent's trousers, then raised his thumb tremblingly, "It's very big!"
"Barely handsome?"
"It's not forced at all!" Qin Yan rubbed his fists, "Who dares to say that you are not handsome, I will be the first to beat his head off!"
"Then why are you running away?" Jiang Chuan frowned, "How can you pick on me after running away?"
"Boss Jiang," Qin Yan said with a sad face, "I just ate too many melons, do you think it's all nonsense?"
"The number one rule in the adult world, since you dare to set the flag, don't try to pretend nothing happened."
Qin Yan swallowed his saliva looking at the shallow groove in the boss's jaw: "Is it too late to rein in the cliff?"
"What do you think?" Jiang Chuannong picked up the green tea on the table and took a sip, "Today is the holiday, your boss will give you a holiday. My work is also over, let's go shopping together."
"Go shopping, go shopping?" Qin Yan carefully repeated the other party's words.
"Don't people always start by shopping?" Jiang Chuannong finally laughed, "Or...it's not popular anymore."
Qin Yan's chest seemed to be forcefully stuffed into a big sun, and his whole body instantly recovered from the shock and regret.Did the boss mean what he understood?Jiang Chuannong actually condescends to let himself soak?God took the wrong medicine today, did he actually start to bless the common people?
"Are you serious?" Qin Yan became excited, "Did you lie to me?"
"If you don't lie, I won't lie. Besides, I don't need yours in private. It sounds awkward. Call me Colin."
"Colin...Colin..." Qin Yan liked this simple English name very much, so he reciprocated and said, "Then you can call me Gogo."
"Gogo?" Jiang Chuannong pondered for a moment, "Like a dog's name."
Qin Yan resisted the desire to roll the boss's eyes, summoned up the courage to send out an invitation: "Then after shopping, do you want to have a holiday together?"
"Anyway, there is no one else here who wants to pick me up," Jiang Chuannong spread his hands, "I have no choice."
Qin Yan is very satisfied that he is in a monopoly position that lacks competitors.He recalled the push from the official account he had received before, and suggested, "Why don't I take you to the Tianjie, where the Christmas decorations are very beautiful."
"It's up to you." Jiang Chuannong called someone to come over to pay the bill, and when he got up, he helped the other party get their clothes, carrying the audience with a gentlemanly demeanor.
Qin Yan seemed to have a hundred little rabbits in his heart, and excitedly followed the boss all the way to the underground garage.Finally, the two stood in front of a silver-gray BMW.
"Shall I drive it?" Qin Yan watched the other party hand him the key.
"Didn't you say you took me?" Jiang Chuannong confirmed again and again, "Do you have a driver's license?"
Qin Yan nodded, a little excited and a little embarrassed: "But such a good car, I'm afraid I'll let you rub it."
"Don't even dare to drive the car, and still say you want to pick someone up?"
Qin Yan was shocked and grabbed the key, opened the door and got into the driver's seat, muttering, "Anyway, I don't have the money to repair the car."
"There's an insurance company covering everything, so I'll drive you." Jiang Chuannong got into the co-pilot.
Qin Yan fastened his seat belt, adjusted the height of the driver's seat, released the brakes after ignition, and lightly refueled. After a few laps in the garage, he came to the ground.
The sky at this time is no longer the clear sky in the morning.The thick clouds were churning densely, as if a heavy snow was brewing.Like this sudden date, there was no warning beforehand.
Qin Yan walked slowly in the mighty traffic.Soft jazz music came from the stereo, and the velvety male voice provoked the atmosphere in the car, making the people in the driver's seat restless.
"Don't like listening to Jazz?" Jiang Chuannong asked.
Qin Yan thought to himself, how is it possible?The melody of capitalism combined with the smell of cologne on your body makes me almost have a heart attack, but I say, "I want to sleep."
Jiang Chuannong turned on the radio casually, and the fast-paced tunes gushed out from 88.7 in an instant.
"Ifeelitinmyfingers, Ifeelitinmytoes, Christmasisallaroundme, andsothefeelinggrows..."
Qin Yan immediately lifted his spirits when he heard the familiar song, shook his head and followed it up: "SoifyoureallyloveChristmas, C'monandletitsnow..."
"What song?" Jiang Chuannong asked.
"The Christmas song sung by that sassy old man in "Love Actually," Qin Yan looked sideways, "Haven't you seen it? "
"Be careful," Jiangchuan Nong Express turned the steering wheel for him, avoiding a rampaging electric three-wheeler, "I don't watch movies very much."
Qin Yan took the opportunity to Amway: "'Love Actually' is a classic among classics, I read it every Christmas. "
"True love... I thought modern people didn't believe in this long ago."
"Why?" Qin Yan retorted subconsciously, "True love gives form to chaotic life."
Jiang Chuannong raised the corners of his mouth, smiled without saying a word.While talking, the two arrived at the destination smoothly. After parking the car, the sky finally started to fall snowflakes as if it couldn't hold it.
Tianjie is a semi-enclosed pedestrian street, and you can see the largest electronic sky screen in Asia when you look up.At this time, the place is full of people, and the Christmas tree in red and green stands silently in the middle of the street, surrounded by people taking pictures or taking selfies.The laughter was boundless, and the atmosphere of peace and joy was too rich to exceed the standard.
Qin Yan was in a good mood, and ran over first to look up at the giant Christmas tree. His white breath slowly exhaled from his mouth, blurring his vision.When he was a child, he always felt that the 365 days in a year were scary, and he couldn't finish them.But after becoming an adult, time became a thief again, always grabbing something without anyone noticing it and then disappearing.
As he was thinking wildly, Qin Yan suddenly felt his neck warm. He looked down and saw that there was a gray cashmere scarf around his neck. It was obvious that he was being soaked.Qin Yan's heart was full of sweetness, and when he was happy, his mouth immediately lost control: "I'm young and strong, why don't you take it with me."
……
Jiang Chuan wanted to strangle this brat to death.
While wandering around, Qin Yan found a tarot hall.He has always been very interested in metaphysics, so he proposed to go in and have a look.
Jiang Chuan frowned: "Isn't this a liar?"
The boss's materialistic tone made Qin Yan very unhappy.He asked back: "Then is it cheating yourself to fall in love with someone you don't know on Here?"
"It doesn't matter if you lie to yourself." Jiang Chuannong's eyes were full of content. "It's not good to lie to others."
But when Qin Yan heard this, he didn't take it to heart at all, instead he pushed people in with the posture of "it's all here".During the process, Qin Yan touched the muscle lines of the opponent's back, and couldn't help lusting a little bit.
This Tarot Pavilion is furnished in a retro and luxurious way.In today's era where LessisMore is regarded as the standard, maximalism prevails here.The rich colors are stacked and superimposed, and the roses that are in full bloom can be seen everywhere.Looking at the various crystal ornaments displayed around Qin Yan, he felt as if he had entered Alice's rabbit hole.
"Please come in."
Hearing someone talking, Qin Yan gently lifted the black velvet curtain in front of him.
Inside the room sat a Tarot master wearing a long robe. On the table in front of him was a crystal ball. The orange flame of the candle danced in the dark space, emitting a faint fragrance.Such a ceremonial scene made Qin Yan very excited, so after greeting the other party, he asked the price of the Tarot calculation.There is no way, people are poor and short-sighted, and they have to shop around for divination.
"A question 68," she added as a Tarot teacher and salesperson, "You can get a 8.5% discount when you apply for a membership card."
Yes, the price is quite affordable.Qin Yan confidently sat down opposite the Tarot Master.Jiang Chuannong felt that this kind of scene was very nonsensical, but he still sat aside patiently.Just lie, life itself is a lie.Even if it's nonsense, it takes some energy to speak and talk, and it's not easy for everyone to come out and mess around.
"I want to ask..." Qin Yan weighed his mouth and said, "What will I say to myself at this time next year?"
The Tarot master nodded, shuffled the cards like rubbing hemp, and signaled the guests to cut the cards.Qin Yan obeyed the instructions, picked up a down card from the top of the deck, and placed it under the original stack to become two down cards.Immediately afterwards, he took another card from the top of the second drop and placed it on top of the first drop.Finally, restore the cards to a stack.Finally, the face of the card is rotated [-] degrees counterclockwise.
"Draw a card."
Qin Yan concentrated and raised his hand to draw a card.
Because of Qin Yan's serious expression against the backdrop of the crystal ball, it reminded Jiang Chuannong of the witch cartoons he had watched when he was a child.He couldn't help chuckling, and immediately got four blank eyes.
"Sorry." Jiang Chuan suppressed his smile.
Afterwards, the tarot master revealed the cards that Qin Yan had drawn.I saw a lot of white lines drawn on the black base map, which is very abstract.
"Demon." She said softly.
Although Qin Yan didn't understand Tarot, but hearing the name, he felt unlucky.The most irritating thing is that even the bosses came over to make things difficult for him.
Jiang Chuannong: "Devil? Do you mean it's over?"
"Don't be crowed," Qin Yan hurriedly touched the wood, "Listen to what professionals say."
"One year from now, you want to tell you in this time and space," the tarot master paused, "don't easily fall into a seemingly sweet relationship. In that case, it will be difficult for you to escape mentally and physically."
Qin Yan: "..."
"Also," the Tarot master added, "don't try to take shortcuts, let alone have a speculative mentality. Be down-to-earth, work hard and earn money to complete the life tasks you are facing now."
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