[Zhongyingmei] She is a small public

Steve will be in New Zealand in two hours.

When Bucky got the message, he, Rumlow, and Itiou were sitting around the dining table having lunch.

Different from Bucky's pitiful and miserable homeless life in Steve's imagination, in fact, Bucky will try his best to compensate himself in terms of diet after decades of life where his desires are extremely compressed.For Bucky, even if he sleeps in a bridge hole, he must have three meals!Moreover, he still eats small desserts and fruits after meals, and there must be snacks that can be picked up and eaten within ten meters of him.

Therefore, every meal for the two of them is very particular about delicious food.For the elf, she didn't care much about it.Elves live for too long, so they are very light on mortal things.Bucky used to buy whatever he wanted when he was alone, but since Rumlow joined the team, Bucky seems to have some idol burdens—snacks can be bought as they are, but he adds them every time. He used the excuse of 'give it to Itio', and the little elf silently watched him take the blame for her.

In short, Bucky told Rumlow and Itiou the news at this daily sumptuous lunch table.

Itio doesn't know who Steve is at all. It took Bucky and Rumlow three days to explain to her the existence of cartoon characters, and there is no SpongeBob SquarePants under the sea, let alone talking pigs. Rumlot specially picked a piece of pork and stuffed it into Itio's bowl, asking her to say hello to Peppa Pig, and was chased and beaten by Bucky.

In short, when Itiou finally understood cartoons and cartoon characters, she seemed to regard the superheroes who appeared in the promotional videos on TV as cartoon characters.This time Bucky didn't explain why.Itio just doesn't understand, why is there no SpongeBob SquarePants under the sea, but superheroes are real?If superheroes are real, then SpongeBob should be too.

…Finally, Bucky compromised, the facts speak louder than words, and he decided to wait until she saw the Avengers to explain later.

So, for Itio, Captain America is a cartoon character whose name she has only heard, and she doesn't even know who Steve is.But Rumlow didn't look as relaxed as Itiou.

"After you meet the captain, will you go back to America with him?" Rumlow asked at the dinner table.

Bucky frowned.

"Of course I won't go back, why do you ask?"

"But he will take Itiou. You won't follow?"

"The Avengers will take better care of her, and they will help her find her parents." Bucky said, "She is not my child, so of course I can't follow her."

"But the captain will insist on taking you away," Rumlow said.

"I don't have to listen to him," Bucky said.

"Can you do it?" Rumlow asked suspiciously.

"Of course." Bucky said inexplicably, "Isn't this normal? If I don't want to go back, he will respect my opinion. Why on earth are you asking such an unbelievable question?"

"I just want to know how you will arrange in the future. I thought you had agreed to partner with me during this time, but now I slowly feel that you agreed to stay here so that I can take care of the children." Rumlow said , "If you go back with him, what the hell will I do?"

"I said I won't go back. And why do you think so, do I look like I'm going to kill you after the Itio thing is over?" Bucky said irritably.

Itio looked up and down between the two men.

"Are you two breaking up?" she asked.

Both Rumlow and Bucky froze for a moment.Rumlow started laughing wildly, and Bucky put his hand over his forehead.

"We've never been a couple, why do you think so?" Bucky asked helplessly.

Iteo's chin rests on the table, and she looks a lot more confused than Bucky.

"Only couples live together. It's always shown on TV."

Bucky wanted to explain, but once again found that the more common sense the problem was, the more difficult it was to explain clearly.

"Not everyone who lives together is a couple," Bucky said, "and we're all men."

The elf looked even more confused.

"I know you are men," she said. "Isn't this a common-sense question? Only elves who have been born for a few decades can't understand the gender of humans."

Rumlow, who laughed for a long time, finally cleared his throat under Bucky's stare, and pretended to be serious.

"We are indeed not a couple." Rumlow said in a serious tone, "You have to remember, Itiou, Steve and he who will come later are couples."

"Oh." Itiou suddenly realized, "I see, I have seen it in TV dramas, and you are a love triangle."

Rumlow: "..." Wait, why does he feel that he has wrapped himself in it?

"No, don't listen to his nonsense, I'm not in a relationship with anyone! I'm single! Single!" Bucky looked a bit broken, and he tried his best to explain, "Although sexuality is born free, for ordinary human beings, It's a normal relationship between a man and a woman."

"Political incorrect, do you believe I posted your words on the Internet?" Rumlow said leisurely beside him.

“大部分人类都是男女恋爱，我只是想向她解释清楚这个事情而已！”巴基努力忍住自己揍人的欲望，看向伊蒂欧，“难道你们精灵不是吗？”

"Uh... Actually, I have seen the love union between elves and humans, elves and dwarves, and dwarves and humans." Itiou said seriously, "I think love across races is normal, but I don't think I can accept it." Dwarves, and I feel like my father and brother, too, would rather have me with elves than dwarves."

"I feel like there is a rainbow flag flying above her head." Rumlow said with emotion, "I think if she is exposed, she will definitely become popular on the Internet. Think about it, the only elf girl on earth is also LGBT Supporters, the only ones who discriminate against are dwarves. Anyway, we don’t have dwarves here, so she is simply too positive and politically correct, and everyone will support her.”

"No, letting humans know that there is an elf will cause social unrest." Bucky said with a black face.He looked at Itiou again, "I just want to tell you—the Steve and the Avengers you will see later are all heterosexual, which will make it easier for you to judge the relationship between them. relationship between."

"That makes sense." Itiou leaned on his chin and nodded obediently.

Bucky breathed a sigh of relief.

"I thought about it, if you don't go back to New York, then I don't need to meet Steve." Rumlow said with a dry smile, "The last time we met, it wasn't very harmonious."

"What's the matter with you?" Bucky asked suspiciously, "Even if there was a fight, he wouldn't take it to heart."

"Uh——" Rumlow said, and then said, "I wanted to fight, but I didn't know that the person next to me wanted to commit suicide. He committed suicide and the Scarlet Witch couldn't control it. What happened next You also know..." Under Bucky's stare, his voice became smaller and smaller.

"It's okay." Bucky said with suppressed anger, "Even if he blamed you at that time, you can explain clearly that you have nothing to do with this matter."

"Can……"

"What else are you hiding from me?" Bucky asked sternly.

Rumlow cleared his throat vigorously.

"I used you to stimulate him." Rumlow said quickly, "I said that you were crying so sadly, and that you asked him to let you go. It was because he was stunned that he didn't notice the movement of the person next to him. ..."

Bucky closed his eyes, and he took a deep breath.

"When did I cry?" He gritted his teeth.

Rumlow said nothing.

He always felt that the Winter Soldier's eyes were wet every time he was brainwashed.He is just performing artistic processing on top of reality!

Bucky took another deep breath, and a mysterious embarrassment began to burn in his heart.

"Steve will never believe that kind of nonsense." Bucky said luckily, trying to be as calm as possible, "He knows I'm not this kind of bloody fragile image."

Rumlow still didn't speak.Not to mention that he felt that the Winter Soldier was inherently vulnerable when he was brainwashed, not to mention that Captain America obviously believed his nonsense.

If it wasn't for the suicidal bastard, he could have poked Captain America's careful heart into a funnel according to the script.But he only pierced three eyes with three sentences, and he felt that the effect was extraordinary - Captain America had definitely engraved his face deeply in his mind at this moment.

"I don't think I should meet him anymore." Rumlow said thoughtfully.

"No! You have to go!" Bucky gritted his teeth and said, "I'll never get rid of the image of me 'crying so badly' in his heart, you think I'll let you go?! "

Rumlow was silent for a moment.

"Captain America will kill me," he concluded.

Iteo's blue eyes flicked between them.

"So you—"

"No." Bucky said.

"Then you and—"

"No!" Bucky said.

"Then he and—"

"Neither!" Bucky raised his voice.

"Then they—"

"Not at all!" Bucky exclaimed.

"Okay." Itiou actually said a little comfortingly, "I understand."

... Bucky felt like she didn't understand at all!

……

Two hours later, Steve, who was sent directly to the downstairs of the hotel by His Majesty the Black Panther, walked out of the elevator with T'Challa's "make do with it" gift, and rang the doorbell.

The corner of Steve's mouth couldn't help but twitch when he thought that he was about to meet an old friend he hadn't seen for a year.

The door was opened, and Steve met Bucky's eyes for a long time.Steve wanted to give him a hug, but for some reason, he always felt that the atmosphere in the room was strangely depressing.Bucky seemed to know that Steve wanted a hug, and a second before the blond man moved, Bucky took a step back and motioned for Steve to come into the room.

"Long time no see, Bucky." Steve smiled, "I'm glad you remember to call me when you're in trouble."

Bucky nodded.

"I'm happy too," he said.

Steve felt that Bucky was not as happy as he said, he even felt that Bucky was a little perfunctory, and he didn't meet his eyes at all!Whether it was World War II or the short few days a year ago, it seemed that there would be a "silent eye-to-eye" between them every time.Now that the eyes are gone, Steve has an instant feeling of being ignored.

"What's wrong?" Steve asked.

Bucky looked up into the room with a complicated expression, and Steve turned his head with him—he met a man's eyes.

"Hey, captain, you must not remember who I am." The man laughed dryly.

"Brock Rumlow," Steve said word for word.He glared at Rumlow, took a step forward, and silently placed the Winter Soldier behind him.He said coldly, "Why are you here?"

Before Rumlow could speak, a small head poked out from the corner of the wall, and Itiou looked over curiously.The appearance of the little girl broke up Steve's hostility.Anyone can tell that Rumlow didn't appear suddenly to seek revenge, and Bucky didn't show any vigilance at all.Moreover, Steve even felt...they seemed much more familiar than he thought?

Bucky hasn't figured out how to deal with this matter yet, and his attitude can determine how Steve and Rumlow get along.He looks at Steve tangled up, and Steve looks at Rumlow suspiciously, and Rumlow is stared at furiously, and he looks at Bucky, wishing he could speak sooner.

Not far away, the elf who was secretly watching pulled over a bench and sat down. Her eyes looked between the three men who were deadlocked with each other, and she felt relish.

——Human beings are much more fun than what Dad said!

The author has something to say: I didn’t get home until after ten o’clock in the evening, and I was so confused _(:з」∠)_ Belatedly wish everyone a Merry Christmas 23333 Just wish you an early year, there will be an update on Tuesday night

The elf pattern Tucson is broken, this is not exciting, and Zhang Nini will be online soon 233333

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There was a meme before that a foreigner called and complained that his girlfriend was with him to practice English, change it——

Rumlow: You don't love me at all!You are with me so that I can raise children!

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Let’s give it away T’Challa, the black fan boss Crossbones, Guaitiou, the neglected Steve, and Braised Spider Iron Man

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