[Zhongyingmei] She is a small public

The relationship between Iteo and Saul seems to be different.Even though everything looks the same about these two non-humans, they just feel a little different.

It was Wanda who discovered this weirdness first.She happily called Itio in the morning—just as they had done before in the Avengers base.During this time, they became very good friends, so it was only fitting that Wanda came to visit Itiou to see how her first night in the new place was going.

The Avengers sometimes worry too much about Itio, like now, they worry about Itio not sleeping well in strange places.Although elves are not a weak race, on the contrary, elf warriors and elf archers are very powerful, even Itiou, I am afraid that few people on this earth can hurt her.However, even though the Avengers have seen her training data, everyone still regards her as an object that must be protected.I'm afraid her soft and gentle appearance is too deceiving.

When Wanda opened the door and came in, Itiou stood by the floor-to-ceiling window. She watched the morning of Wakanda, and the light gray dress on her body was as spotless as ever.She turned her head and smiled gently at Scarlet Witch.As soon as the corners of Wanda's mouth curled up, she had to notice another conspicuous person in the room, Saul Odinson.

Saul was sitting on the chair by the window, he also smiled and waved to Wanda generously.

The two stood and sat, their blond hair glistened in the sun, their upright light, and their classic costumes made Wanda suddenly come to a certain court dynasty TV series.I don't know if it's the same blonde hair of Itio and Sol, or their too matching temperament. At that moment, Wanda had an illusion, as if these are two kings and queens who have been married for several years, and she is The little baby they were watching tenderly.

"Good morning, Wanda." Itiou said softly.

"Good morning, I just wanted to ask, uh, have you had breakfast?"

After receiving Itio's confirmation, Wanda left her bedroom dazedly, and closed the door behind her.In the corridor, the soft filter just now gradually dissipated, and it was only then that Wanda realized that something was wrong.

Why is Sol in Iteo's room? ?

Why are they both acting so naturally? ? ?

Wanda came to the banquet in a daze. Since this breakfast was also a farewell feast for the Avengers, there were plenty of dishes on the table. T'Challa sat at the main seat, and the other Avengers were already seated, just waiting for Yi Theo and Saul are gone.

"Where's Itio?" Black Widow asked Wanda.

Still confused, Wanda told everyone what happened just now.

At first, the Avengers thought it was normal.

"Didn't Sol always stay in Itio's house before, it's normal." Straight?Male falcon makes speeches.

The others thought that was the case too, they were used to Sol clinging to Iteo almost like a sloth, they all knew he was worried about her safety, and they had been used to it for a long time.

"But..." Black Widow said slowly, "Is it necessary to keep such a close distance when visiting other people's homes?"

"Yeah!" Hawkeye also came back to his senses, "He was in her room so early, doesn't it mean that he didn't leave Itio's room at all last night?"

Everyone: "..."

There was a strange silence at the banquet, and this silence lasted until the arrival of Itio and Saul. Yes, they did not avoid suspicion at all!The two sat at the table, and Sol poured himself a glass of wine carelessly.

"When do we start eating? I'm hungry." He laughed.

No one responded.Seeing this, T'Challa immediately smiled and said, "It's starting now."

Saul bumped into him for a drink and drank it down.Just as the man was about to take a piece of juicy fruit, there was a muffled sound. He raised his head and saw the Winter Soldier throwing a sausage into his bowl with a gloomy face, and using a knife, yes, not a fork, Instead, the murder knife was inserted into the sausage!The sharp dagger was made of T'Challa's vibranium, and now it sank into the wooden table with the bowl in between broken in two.

Sol didn't know what happened, he stared wide-eyed, looked at Bucky with a playful look, and stuffed the fruit into his mouth.

"Come on, Saul, this is delicious too."

A few people away, Falcon showed a friendly smile. He brought two small fruits with one hand. Sol had just picked them up heartlessly. When Falcon squeezed his fingers hard, the two fruits were squeezed out immediately. There was a creaking sound, and the fruit water dripped down.

"Oh!" Sol frowned, he withdrew his hand, and said half aggrieved and half puzzled, "What are you doing? Are you a pervert?"

"Sorry, too much force." Falcon remained expressionless.

The whole breakfast party was full of all kinds of accidents that made men's teeth sore and painful. Sol felt that his friends were crazy. They seemed to be possessed by demons.

"What's wrong with them?" he asked Itio in a panic.

"Hey!" Before Itiou could answer, Tony suddenly shouted loudly.Sol immediately flinched back and looked at him in horror, Tony raised his head, looked around the scenery, and began to clear his throat, "Cough! Hey! Hey! - God, my throat is so itchy, it must be an allergy. "

are you crazy! !Thor's eyes widened with fear.

Well, although he is a super strong fighter who is 1.9 meters and [-] meters fast, who said he can't have the side of a little princess?He was really scared, these guys were like crazy.

It wasn't until watching the scene that he was about to lose control that T'Challa cleared his throat gently.

"Friends." The black majesty smiled wearily, "Recently, our country's funds are tight. Please try to save meals as much as possible."

Hearing what he said, the kindergarten-level Avengers stopped their 'intimidation' of Thor. Taking advantage of this opportunity, the Winter Soldier and Captain America happily hurriedly retreated the hill of food in front of them.

Then, they heard T'Challa's kind voice, "You are different, my old friends, you should eat more tonic."

The two old popsicles looked pained. They were really afraid that if they ate more, their eight-pack abs would be flattened!

After the meal, the Avengers gave T'Challa a wink, and T'Challa had to use some excuses such as 'discussing the country' to lure Itiou away, and the Avengers had to talk to Sol alone.

Sol was really scared, he didn't know if they had been drilled in the head by a demon or they were drunk and crazy.He was forced into a corner by the Avengers, like a male classmate who was bullied in high school, except that this male classmate was taller than all the 'perpetrators'...

"Take it seriously!" said Falcon.

"What do you want me to say?" The God of Thunder trembled, "Well, I've sneaked Banner's chocolate sauce before and then used it on you, but I swear it's just that one time!"

"What, you actually ate it, you know what it feels like to be chased and beaten by the Hulk—"

Tony stretched out his hand to back away the falcon that had misfocused. He crossed his chest and raised his eyebrows.

"Tell me about you and Itiou."

"What's the matter?" Sol became more and more confused.

"Everything!" all said together fiercely.

Sol, who was wronged and yelled at, blinked.

"I thought you all knew that," he said, "Itiou and I—the two of us—were a match made in heaven, the best match in the universe, you see, I'm strong and handsome, and she goes without saying , The two of us match so well, every time I think about it, I can't sleep with emotion."

"Who wants to hear you brag about yourself?" Falcon said angrily after being pushed away and bounced back.

He stretched out his fist and punched Sol's arm in revenge (he purposely didn't hit the chest because of the soft armor). Unexpectedly, Sol stood there motionless with an inexplicable expression on his face, while Falcon covered his arms. His fist screamed.

"The bastard's muscles are as hard as iron!" he complained.

Immediately, Tony pressed on his Iron Man gloves, Black Widow silently pulled out her baton, and Winter Soldier began to move his mechanical arms.

"Are you bullying me? Like in the novel?" Unexpectedly, Sol suddenly showed a happy expression.

"Yes!"

Saul was happy with some anticipation.He blinked his blue eyes, waiting for the Avengers to make their next move, or to intimidate—he thought it was funny? !The Avengers seem to have been suffocated, what are they, let the noble alien prince come to earth to enjoy the metamorphosis?

This guy didn't understand the point at all!It's maddening!

"Really, let me come!"

Tony pushed everyone away again, he just couldn't stand this kind of messy thing, when Thor's expectant eyes met him, Tony suddenly wanted to give him a slap in the face first, of course, he didn't do it because he wanted to Maintain a perfect image in front of hot black girls in Africa.

"Did you--did you--" Unexpectedly, it was really more difficult than imagined, Tony hesitated to speak, and finally, he said, "Did you say to Itio--then what? !!"

"What what?" Sol was confused.

"That's it!" Tony said. "That!"

"Don't pretend to be confused!" Falcon also said angrily, "Are you that one! Ah?? You bastard!!"

Thor's confused eyes glanced at the Avengers, and he looked at Captain America.

"That's right, uh, you understand." Steve really couldn't say such explicit words, not to mention that in their minds, the image of elves is the kind of race that breathes fairy energy, let alone connect with this kind of words .

Black Widow and Scarlet Witch covered their foreheads together.

"Vision!" Wanda said, "Come here!"

So, the illusion that had been watching all morning obediently drifted over.

"Say it!" Wanda said.

"Okay." Vision said, "What do you want me to say? In a folk convention, or in an official scientific name, or in a vulgar colloquial or elegant hazy way?"

"I beg you, just use the simplest kind," Wanda begged.

"Okay." Vision looked at Sol, and he asked calmly, "Sol, did you have sex with Miss Itiou?"

Thor:  …

Thor: "????????? 0 mouth 0???"

The author has something to say: Saul: You... you mortals are dirty!Down. Stream!Shameful!

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