[Zhongyingmei] She is a small public

The next Disney trip made the excited Avengers gradually cool down.

First, the endless lines for all the rides, which made the Avengers lose their tempers.After Tony was first in line, he gave up the idea of ​​continuing to play.

"If I have the time to line up, how about I build an amusement park myself?" - from this impatient local tyrant.

The other Avengers are still insisting, they see this as a group outing, which is a great sense of team responsibility!And only if they line up like ordinary people can they not be recognized.

"Be patient and wait, the Internet says this roller coaster is the best." The Avengers comforted each other.

Itiou doesn't care, what the elves need most is patience.It's just that there are too many people here, and she still needs to get used to it.Her sensitive ears could almost hear the sound of the entire park, the screams, conversations and laughter of people, as well as the sounds of various sound effects and facilities were too loud, making her head buzzing.

She stretched out her hand and tugged at Steve, who bent down and picked her up.Itiou looked to the side behind the sunglasses, and she saw Tony sitting under the sun umbrella in the lounge area, holding a Mickey tray in his hand, eating French fries with relish.

Iteo saw a little human boy watching him the whole time.

"What are you doing, brat?" The boy's gaze was so obvious that Tony could only look at him.

"You, are you playing Tony Stark?" The little boy wiped his nose and stuttered.

"Yeah, I look alike." Tony stuffed the fries into his mouth carelessly.

"Very similar." The little boy looked at him critically for a while, and then said, "The only downside is that you are too short. Iron Man is tall and mighty."

Tony:  …

Tony: "That's why I hate boys."

"The teacher said, we must have the courage to tell the truth." The little boy said frankly.

"Then did your teacher ever say that uncute children will be taken away by big villains?" Tony threatened him.

The little boy thought for a while, and suddenly he grabbed his face and made a grimace at Tony.

"I want to be an honest child! Even if I am captured, Iron Man will come to rescue me!"

After saying this, he giggled and ran away quickly, and disappeared into the crowd.Tony sat there, silently watching the boy go away.

"I'm not fucking going to save you," Tony said.Then he took a bite of French fries bitterly.

Itiou turned her gaze back, and she silently wrote down what she had learned: Never say a man is short, even though she recognized the honesty of a human boy.

The Avengers lined up in the snail-like line for a long time, and finally, they gradually came to the front of the line.The further you go, the more excited the tourists are, and Americans are the most flamboyant and show-loving type, so in the team, there are 'OMG', 'I'm so excited', 'I'm a little scared' and all kinds of unexplained expectations There were endless screams and laughter.

"This roller coaster is very fierce and steep!" A bearded man next to the Avengers said to his companion, "Even though I like high-altitude thrills, this one is still the most exciting one! I almost threw up last time." gone."

Hearing them say this, the Avengers stared at each other with great interest in the roller coaster that was to come.Finally, the Avengers came to the entrance, and the staff confirmed that Itiou's age and height could take this project. Then, the roller coaster came, and the tourists from the previous round went out from the other side, and some of them turned pale Some people still have more to say.

"You can go in." The staff signaled.

"Oh! Oh yes! So excited!" Peter rubbed his hands in excitement.Without even thinking about it, the Avengers let Itio, Peter and the twins sit up front (the Avengers still treat Wanda and Pietro as children even though Wanda and Pietro just turned [-]) and the twins Naturally, the younger Peter and Itiou sat in the first row of the roller coaster, the two of them sat in the second row, and the adults sat in the third and fourth rows.

"Are you sure you want your child to sit in the first row?" The staff confirmed to Hawkeye, "Would it be better to have an adult accompany you?"

They didn't ask Steve, they asked Hawkeye, in a way because Hawkeye was the only one here with a wife.

Hawkeye shook his head and thanked the staff for their advice—just kidding, except for the elf, these three children are all related to defending the security of the United States.

The roller coaster gradually filled up with people, and Peter was so excited that he rubbed his hands together.

"It's my first time to come to Disney, and it's my first time to ride such a high and such a good roller coaster!" Peter said happily, he cheered, and then gasped exaggeratedly, "I feel my heart beating!"

If his best friend Ned, the fat Asian guy, was here, Ned would nod in approval and say, "Dude! I really know how you feel, and I'm thrilled."

But sitting here is Itiou—this underage elf who has not yet fully understood the excitement of human beings.Itiou could feel the excitement of the humans on the roller coaster, including Peter.Itiou was trying to make herself understand them, thinking, wondering why humans were so happy—but to no avail.

Facing the excited Peter, Itiou had no choice but to show that kind of polite and gentle smile to show that he understood.Peter was hit by the generation gap again, but he didn't have much time to be depressed, because the bells above their heads rang loudly, and then the roller coaster slowly started to move. At that moment, the tourists on the roller coaster started to cheer, even the Avengers They cheered a few times in unison.

At the beginning, the roller coaster drove very slowly. It passed a few small slopes that were not painful, turned around in the corner ramp, and then drove up—this is the routine of a roller coaster. The one that spins up and down at the highest level.

The front of the roller coaster kept going upwards until it came to the top of the middle slope. Its slow speed suddenly began to increase, and then dived down.Even though it's only moderate intensity, the tourists are still screaming with delight.After another distance, the roller coaster drove to the highest slope—its speed slowed down again, as if for tourists to experience the anxiety of approaching death.

As the roller coaster reached a height of 100 meters, tourists had almost turned at a ninety-degree angle, and some people began to shout and even pray.Finally, the roller coaster reached the top, where you can even see a large part of the Disneyland landscape.

"Aw! Whoa! Ahhh!"

Peter kept yelling as he climbed to the top.Itio looked at him, a little concerned.

"Are you all right?" Itiou said. "You seem frightened."

"I'm fine!" Peter answered her happily. "I'm a little excited, but not very scared. Roaring is the essence of a roller coaster. If you don't believe me, listen!"

Itiou blinked. She did hear the screams that the whole car was expecting. Of course, the Avengers in the back row were as quiet as a chicken.

What else did she want to say, the roller coaster had already turned over the top of the hill, the entire car was suspended at the top of the downwards, and then paused for five seconds-then it rushed down suddenly.The whole world turned white in an instant, and the tourists screamed loudly, their hearts seemed to fly out.

In Haste, Itiou is holding onto her own safety rail, her hood is blown up (the cat ears came off before getting on the coaster), her blond hair is flying backwards, and that little face is expressionless .Itiou pursed her lips, she was seriously thinking about this question - where is the charm of the roller coaster? ?

She looked at Peter beside her. At first, Peter yelled with the whole car, but soon, the tension on the boy's face disappeared, and he stopped screaming, and he looked a little confused.A spider spirit and a spider spirit met each other's eyes in the roller coaster rushing forward.

"Er—well!" Peter exclaimed, into the wind, "I didn't think of that either... I didn't know roller coasters were like that."

It wasn't as thrilling as he was chasing vultures high in the air and climbing a drone at full speed last year.

The two children turned their heads together, and they saw the twin siblings with indifferent faces, the agent couple with indifferent faces, Steve in a daze, and the rest of the tourists who were screaming heart-piercingly.

The ramp ahead is a circle, and the roller coaster stops at the top of the circle. For five seconds, the whole car is head-down-the tourists scream loudly, and the Avengers look indifferent.

"It's not as fast as I can run." Kuaiyin said.

"I always like to hang upside down like this," Peter told Itio. "It makes me see the world from another angle."

"Who the hell proposed to come here to play this stupid idea?" Black Widow frowned.

"..." ← The proposer, Hawkeye, remained silent.

Steve was still distracted during the upside-down, he remembered that the house in Brooklyn had to pay the electricity bill, but he forgot whether he had paid it.

The roller coaster continued to rush down, and with the screams of the whole car, the brains of the Avengers began to empty out—why is this roller coaster so long, why hasn't it reached the end yet?

"I'm a bit hungry," said Wanda, in a rush.

"Shall I carry you down for dinner?" Kuaiyin suggested.

"No! Pietro," Wanda said helplessly. "It's too obvious that our seats are empty."

"How about I push a roller coaster in the back to make it go faster?"

Wanda: "...can you let these poor humans live?"

Finally, the roller coaster reached the end, and the Avengers left the roller coaster area silently. They came to the street at the entrance and saw Tony still eating, enjoying the leisure of life.

"You're right, instead of coming here, I'd rather let you take her out to sea." Black Widow said.

Tony shrugged, "Eat something."

The crowd sat together, with a Mickey-patterned dinner plate placed in front of everyone, and they ate French fries and fried skewers in silence.

"How about... shall we leave after eating?" Hawkeye said.

"I think so too."

Finally recovering, Steve looked at Itiou.

"Itio, what do you think?"

Itio eats french fries, and she loves these weird dips from humans.

"I have a question, why do human beings like roller coasters, and why do they come here specially?" She asked simply.

"Uh... I actually don't know what to say." Steve said helplessly, "I think it's for excitement?"

"Stimulate?"

"When the speed is too fast, the human body will change. The body feels that human life is in danger, but all this is safe. Some people like this. This feeling is very exciting." Black Widow said.

Iteo suddenly realized.

"That is to say, some human beings feel that life is boring, so they need this kind of stimulation to make themselves happy?"

"That's about it."

Itiou nodded, and asked with some doubts, "But I still don't understand, your human life is so short, why do so many people think it's too long?"

The Human Avengers fell into silence, being taunted unconsciously by the other races.

"Come on, try this." Peter changed the subject.

Itiou looked at them silently, and suddenly realized that her question might be a bit impolite. She was hesitating whether to apologize. At this moment, there was confusion not far away. It seemed that someone had fired a few shots, and many tourists were Screaming and fleeing, the scene is a bit chaotic.

Itiou noticed that Peter's expression had changed a second before the shot was fired, and he was the first to stand up.

"What's the matter?" Itiou asked naively, "Is this also one of the park projects?"

Peter, who was holding his breath, was shattered by her question, and he said helplessly, "No, it seems that this is really a bad guy."

He wasn't in a hurry, after all—he was sitting among a bunch of Avengers.

With the sound of gunshots, the Avengers all stood up, and several masked men rushed over with guns, and the tourists in the rest area squatted and scattered in horror.

"You big bad guys!" said a little boy. "The superheroes will beat you up!"

He didn't say what he said, and his terrified mother covered his face and ran away.

"Superhero?" Among the masked men, the one at the front sneered, "Even if the Avengers are here, I won't be afraid of them!"

The Avengers looked at each other.

Avengers: iing.

The author has something to say: The Avengers: This is the first time I have seen such an active villain!

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New characters will appear in the next chapter~~~

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