Slag Gong's Loyal Dog Road

He Jingrui's original intention was to let the eldest brother drink some wine, relax, let off steam, relax his tense nerves, and maybe he can go to sleep.Such a sleepless boil, hard-working people can't stand it!

But now, looking at the big brother who is crooked and talking nonsense, he has a subtle feeling of digging a hole and burying himself.

Drunk people, no matter whether they make trouble or not, are definitely killers in the world. Even a cool, handsome and domineering CEO like He Jinghui can instantly become a big guy who picks his feet, or a mother-in-law who complains about bitterness.

Look at He Jinghui, his clothes are wrinkled like a rag, his loose tie is comparable to a dog leash, his eyes are straightened, his face is flushed, and he speaks with a big tongue. He slapped the table and the bench without hesitation shouted, causing the customers of the pub to look sideways.

He Jingrui wanted to change the booth, at least there was something in the way, so it wasn't so obvious.But his brother didn't want to, so he insisted on sitting at the bar and complaining about the history of bitter tears during adolescence.

He kindly went to help people, but He Jinghui still straightened his neck and shouted: "Don't try to force me! Don't try to force me! I've been aggrieved for many years, and I'm going to sit here today, what's wrong?!"

"Okay, you sit down, you can do whatever you want."

He Jingrui covered his face and thought, drunks are capricious.When you wake up tomorrow and remember the ugliness you made today, just hit the wall, the old paper will never stop you!

President He was drinking madly, and the waiter brought a row of "bombers" burning with flames on a plate.

"Mr. He, Mr. Zhou invited you." The waiter pointed to Zhou Ming who was not far away.

This guy must have just arrived, if He Jingrui saw him there, He Jingrui would never enter this store.

"No, return it to him." He Jingrui waved his hand impatiently to refuse.

The waiter froze in embarrassment, and it was not good to persuade him to go away.

Both are not easy to mess with.He Jingrui is a bully, and Zhou Yiming is a smiling tiger.

Suddenly drunk and confused, He Jinghui reached out and snatched a glass of "Bomber" from the side, and drank it dry in one gulp.The waiter acted like he was pardoned, and hurriedly put the wine in front of He Jinghui.

He Jingrui had no choice but to grind his teeth, and gave a thank you gesture to Zhou Yiming.

He glared at the big brother who was drinking happily - his hands were so itchy, he really wanted to slap the big brother, this ignorant bastard!

He knew that the fox liked to watch the excitement of his own house, holding a glass of wine, and not doing other things, watching the He family brothers make trouble for a moment.

After a while, finally couldn't bear it anymore, Zhou Yiming walked towards the bar lightly.

Zhou Huli is still the usual dog-like person, always well-dressed, attracting attention wherever he goes.The drunk-crazed elder brother was enough to attract people's attention, but this time, he was directly stirred up by the fox as the object of onlookers--the feet are so itchy, I really want to kick the fox's feet, this troublemaker!

Zhou Yiming didn't know that he was kicked into an eggplant in He Bully's brain supplement, so he sat beside him naturally, and Shi Shiran said, "Brother He is drunk?"

"You don't have long eyes and you don't know how to see?!" The bully said with a bad attitude.

"Is there something on your mind?" Zhou Yiming ignored his rudeness and asked with a good temper as usual.

"I want you to take care of it!"

"Is it because of my fourth sister?"

Look, good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles!

Bully He didn't want to talk about family matters with him, so he changed the subject and said, "Yo, are you going clubbing alone? No companion?"

Zhou Yiming smiled and said: "I'm waiting for a friend." Facing the bully's expression of "I know you can't stand loneliness", he explained: "A very simple friend, I introduced him to play the piano here."

"Male and female?"

"male."

"Hmph, it's impossible for a man to be innocent with you."

"Jingrui," Zhou Ming smiled flirtatiously, "Can I understand that you are jealous?"

He Jingrui shook exaggeratedly, and said, "Don't be gross! My goosebumps are about to fall off."

"You, why reject people thousands of miles away?" Zhou Huli put his hand on the bully's hand with a slight smile.

"Be careful, this is a public place." He Jingrui shook off his hand vigilantly.

As expected, Fox Zhou still didn't dare to be too arrogant, he withdrew his hand and pouted his chin and drank slowly.

"Well, Brother He is not easy." He listened to drunkard He's complaints for a while, and then suddenly said, with a very sympathetic tone: "Carrying the expectations of the whole family, you can't be willful, you can't slack off, and you must always be excellent...it must be very difficult." tired."

He Jingrui let out a "huh" in surprise, and suddenly found that he couldn't express his opinion, because he had never lived such a life before, and he didn't know what it was like.

"I've lived this kind of life for many years...I understand it very well." Zhou Yiming turned his head to look at He Jingrui and smiled, and said, "You are so lucky to have such a good elder brother who takes all your responsibilities. Let you mess around and do whatever you want."

"You know?!" He Jingrui was taken aback by his stabbing, and he subconsciously fought back based on years of experience in confrontation.

"Am I wrong?" he asked rhetorically.

He Jingrui was speechless.

"You have been a dandy for so many years, isn't it because you have a father who dotes on you and a brother who protects you..."

Thankfully his cell phone rang just in time and he went out to pick up a friend.

He Jingrui was on pins and needles by his few words, as if his skin had been peeled off, completely unable to face his sharp and mocking gaze.

Taking advantage of his absence, the bully picked up the drunk eldest brother and hurriedly slipped away.

When the wind blew outside the door, President He spat all over the floor like a watering can.He Jingrui recalled the tragic experience that the little shoemaker vomited all over when he was drinking with Shen Qingyuan when he was about to accomplish his good deed, and felt deeply that it was such a foolish idea to suggest that elder brother drink!Can you take it back? !

The development that followed simply refreshed the new heights of drunks.

He Jinghui first said that he would go to the park to see the musical fountain, and He Jingrui went with him.

It was already very funny for the two big men to squat and look at the musical fountain stupidly, but He Jinghui actually said that he would go to the center of the fountain to have a look.

He Jingrui dragged his clothes desperately, but the big brother who had been drinking was so powerful that he dragged him all the way into the musical fountain, yelling: "I've wanted to go in a long time ago, don't stop me !"

Under the washing of the fountain, the two turned into drowned chickens.This did not wake up the drunk.

He Jinghui fell on the grass with his wet clothes on, and dragged his brother down as well.

His brother trembled several times and tried to get up, but was knocked down several times by him, and finally crushed the iron firmly with one arm and one leg.

"I've always wanted to lie on the grass and watch the stars, but no one except Xiaoqin would lie down and watch the stars with me." He looked up at the vast night sky and recalled the past, his heart full of tenderness.

Helplessly, his younger brother wriggled on the ground like a bug, and made an unpleasant, meaningless whining sound—in fact, He Jingrui was saying: "Let go of me, I'm not your girlfriend! Let go, I'm cold died!"

"Look, how beautiful the starlight is tonight." Boss He said lyrically.

"Look at your sister!" He Jingrui was so overwhelmed that there were indeed many stars in his eyes.

Finally rescued himself, He Jingrui dragged his brother to the side of the canteen with great difficulty - there was no other way, the phone was useless, so he had to use the public phone to call for help from the little shoemaker.

Shen Qingyuan heard his lover trembling and choking on the phone asking him to drive to pick up the two brothers, three big sneezes mixed in one sentence.

"What's wrong with you? Have you caught a cold?" the little shoemaker asked with concern.

"I, I saw that the fountain was drenched with water, and I was still lying on the grass for a while." He Jingrui complained with snot and snot.

"?" How insane would it be to make such a move on a cold night in early spring.

"Come quickly, I'll be waiting for you... Hey, brother, where are you going?" He Jingrui shouted into the receiver, "We're on Ren'ai Road, remember to look carefully when you arrive... on the ground, by the trash can..."

He Jingrui threw away the phone and went after his brother.

His brother didn't run far, and stopped at the door of a nearby shop, staring straight at the window.

It was a shop that sold and rented bicycles.

He Jinghui looked at the green light of the bicycle inside, like a person who has been hungry for a few days seeing a piece of cream cake, "I have always liked traveling by bicycle..." He hiccupped and said, "It's been a long time since I rode a bicycle ..."

He Jingrui couldn't bear his aggrieved tone, so he took out the dripping banknotes and rented two bicycles.

Ren'ai Road is a pedestrian street, and the shops are mostly high-end shops and pubs. There are few pedestrians and no cars at this time.The car rented for He Jinghui was a women's car. When he rode on the car, there was still a part of his long leg dragging on the ground, so there was no need to worry about him falling or being hit by a car. It was much safer than running around.

He Jingrui planned to accompany his brother for a walk here while waiting for Shen Qingyuan, and he could call him anytime.

It's a pity that the ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny.

How could he have expected that a large hole was dug in the ground during the gas maintenance on Ren'ai Road in the past few days.One of them was so drunk that his mind was confused, and the other was so cold that his consciousness was blurred, neither of them saw it.Riding slower than a snail, it even fell into a pit.

The fall was so hard that Xiang almost fell out!

He Jingrui lay on all fours at the bottom of the pit, wiping the burning corners of his eyes, feeling like he was about to cry.

Poking his brother with his hand, he asked feebly, "Are you all right?"

"It's okay... don't touch me, I want to sleep here..." The drunk waved his hand away irritably.

A wailing came from the bottom of the pit: "Sleep your sister! The mice are squatting on your head!"