Idiot subject to PK cold swordsman

"Why, don't you like the wind blowing from above or look at the blue sky?" After receiving the pastry from the driver, Jing Ke asked Yan Dan's biting face in confusion.

Picking up a piece of pastry and putting it in his mouth, chewing and chewing, the pastry crumbs flew all over the mouth, "baa, you, you did it on purpose...you dug the hole a long time ago...baa..." After finishing speaking, the pastry The crumbs continued to splatter and fall on the clothes.

Picking up a glass of water by himself, Jing Ke said, "What digging a hole?".

Swallowing it down, the fishy smell was suppressed by the fragrance, Yan Dan picked up another piece of pastry and threw it into his mouth, and continued chewing while complaining, "You planned a long time ago to... baa... tricked me out of Yan Kingdom, see , this carriage is the cage you designed for me... Meh, I'm so pitiful to say... ".

"Didn't you know this a long time ago?", the idiotic thinking he, a normal person, couldn't understand, didn't he see himself making his mask that night!

"Baa, I didn't expect you to be so well-prepared, hiccup..." Patting his chest, he hurriedly snatched the wine bottle from Jing Ke's hand. After drinking, he stuffed the wine bottle into Jing Ke's hand with a blank expression.

"You're not a sheep, you don't need to say a baa!", without a good face, the wine bottle he drank was full of pastry residue, Jing Ke's eyes twitched, and he threw it out of the carriage with one hand.

"I see I'm just a poor sheep that fell into your trap, baaah!"

His eyes dimmed, and Jing Ke brought this idiot in front of him, "Just try again...".

"Baa... I am a sheep, you are all bastards, big bastards... you are all digging traps and waiting for me to go in...", Yan Dan's face turned red, and Yan Dan's eyes were moist, as if he was about to cry.

Seeing Yan Dan's sudden sadness, Jing Ke softened his voice, "Idiot?".

Smiling, Yan Dan raised his hands to hold Jing Ke's cheeks, his eyes were red and blurred, and he was about to cry in the blink of an eye, "You don't want to trap me, the cage is for sheep, not me.".

Taking a deep breath, Yandan's throat was blocked, he let go and continued to pick up the cakes on the table to eat.

"idiot?"

"Huh?" Yan Dan glanced over after taking a bite of the pastry.

"You are not a sheep, you are a rabbit, a rabbit that fell into my trap!"

"...", blinking, Yan Dan swallowed the pastry, "baa...".

The corners of his eyes twitched even more, Jing Ke pulled out the pastry in his mouth, "No more baa!" After saying that, the bitten pastry drew a beautiful arc from Jing Ke's hand, and then ...flying out of the car...

"Jing Ke?"

"Um"

"I think I may trouble you..." Synchronously, as soon as the pastry disappeared, Yan Dan fell head over heels, bleeding from the corner of his mouth.

Blood silk, mind control technique, those who suffer from this poison, the closer to the host, the more frequent the attacks.And when it occurs, it is most likely to trigger the past events deep in the host's heart.

Lifting idiot Yan's head, carefully wiped away the blood from the corner of his mouth.The idiot!

"Xiao Nie?"

"Huh? Is that person inside thirsty, hungry, or cheating again?", a hoarse and seductive, lazy voice sounded from the driver's seat.

"Bring me the pill I prepared for Blood Silk!"

"Huh? That idiot of yours really planted blood silk?" Putting aside the frivolous jokes, Xiao Nie handed in a porcelain vase from the curtain.

It was so sad that it couldn't be more sad. Yan Dan spent this month taking medicine, and I don't know where Jing Ke got so many antidotes related to blood silk. Of course, although the solution is impossible, but At any rate, it can be restrained a little.

"Hey, take this medicine..." When did he, Uncle Jing, treat someone so lowly, and what's more, he didn't appreciate it when he brought the medicine to his mouth, but the sick are the first...

Playing with the gadget in his hand, idiot Yan glanced at Uncle Jing, "Don't eat!".

Putting the spoon together, Uncle Jing's face was a little gloomy, "This is the last time, I don't need to eat it when I get to Xianyang later, you have a taste, it's not bitter.".

"You say that every time, I don't care, anyway, it won't get better if you eat it, why bother to make yourself suffer, if you love it so much, eat it yourself!"

Keep playing, idiot Yan never knows what is good or bad.

"Do you want to eat or not?" His voice became cold, as if he was about to lose his temper.

Raising his head, he glanced at the bowl in Uncle Jing's hand, idiot Yan curled his lips, gave Uncle Jing a contemptuous look, took the bowl, and poured the concoction into his mouth.

"Here, are you satisfied, huh!", giving another look of disdain, throwing the bowl into Uncle Jing's hands like a grandpa, and idiot Yan continued to play with the thing in his hand.

Strangely, when Uncle Jing saw a gloomy cloud forming above his head, his voice returned to his usual deep voice, "Since you are still in the mood to wink, let's have another bowl."

As he said that, he poured another bowl of medicine seriously.

! ! !Want to cry but have no tears! ! !

"Hey, Uncle Jing, I, I was wrong..." Playing around with the wind?Your Excellency the idiot Yan Xiaobai pulled up Uncle Jing's sleeves, in a typical coquettish gesture.It's a pity... Habits become natural, idiot Yan didn't notice this action too much, but Uncle Jing discovered it long ago, but he's used to it.

"Well, what's wrong?", the hand holding the bowl stopped walking towards him, looking at the colorful idiot, Uncle Jing was serious.

"Wrong? It's my fault that I don't know what is good or bad, my fault is that I don't appreciate it, and my fault is that I wasted your tenderness and sweetness of Uncle Jing..."

"stop!"

"?" Damn, his self-criticism is not over yet...

"Explain what is tenderness and sweetness?" Uncle Jing frowned as if he was dissatisfied with idiot Yan's words.

"Eh?", rolling his eyes three times, Idiot Yan speculated about Uncle Jing's meaning, and joked: "Well, tenderness is, yes...".

"Remember, there is no honey here." After finishing the words, he squeezed idiot Yan's nose and poured the medicine into it.

"Cough, cough, cough...", his complexion was flushed red, idiot Yan's throat was full of that bitter taste, and there was still a fishy smell in it. Immediately, he pushed Uncle Jing to the ground, pulled up the clothes on his chest, and got ready to take care of himself. After taking revenge, his mind turned around. Immediately, he hooked Uncle Jing's chin, "Come on, give me a smile and I will forgive your offense.".

The little white rabbit wants to become a big bad wolf, how can this work!

His eyes sank, Uncle Jing turned around and reversed the situation, "Master? Have you grown courageous?".

Staring at the rabbit's eyes shyly, Yan Dan was quick to think, "Hmm...Jing, Jing Ke, my stomach hurts...", frowning with a bitter look on his face, this scene is not bad.

Hey, care is chaos.

When Uncle Jing saw the idiot thinking it was another poison attack, he immediately took off the idiot's clothes and stared at the position of the navel, "Is it true that the person who poisoned you is in Xianyang?".

Blinking and looking up at the sky, idiot Yan continued to say leisurely: "Yes, he is in Xianyang, the child Gu in my body must have sensed the mother Gu and started to make a fuss...".

Hey, Uncle Jing, you've been fooled again, my stomach doesn't hurt...

"Eat it!", a slippery grain was thrown into the mouth of Idiot Yan.

fishy!Very fishy!

Yan Dan reached out his hand disgustedly and wanted to take out what was in his mouth, but the indifferent Uncle Jing grabbed his hand, "Eating it will be good for you!".

"Damn, what the hell is that, don't tell me it's a living thing!", staring fiercely at the bastard who was holding his hand, Yan Dan was about to die of nausea, the thing seemed to be still moving in his stomach ...

Withdrawing his hand, Uncle Jing turned his head, "Earthworm!".

"Earth, earthworm... bastard, I'm going to kill you..." From shock to anger, from stunned to furious, someone ran away.

It was easy to stop a certain idiot from committing murder, Uncle Jing looked at idiot Yan solemnly, "Blood silkworms and earthworms are deadly enemies, eating them can prevent the outbreak of sub-gu in your body, don't you want to lie down every day when you are in Qin State? ".

The teeth clicked and clicked, and Idiot Yan finally turned his resentment into a powerless knife