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In the end, Di Zhen rejected Wei En. He knew that this strange request would definitely make him completely lose the chance of being a straight man, and his peaceful life would be broken, so he persuaded the curious self in his heart not to be interested in it.

In his hometown, he has parents, relatives and friends, the career he yearns for and the responsibilities and missions he has to fulfill. No matter how interesting the colorful world outside is, he can't do it for a foreigner who has just met for a few days, is good at smooth talk, and only has a flexible tongue. Give it all up.

But...he wouldn't mind trying if he was willing to get in the door backwards.

When he found out that he had this dangerous idea, Di Zhen knew that he was finished. I am afraid that from now on, he will never be a 100% straight man again. It was the first time in his life that he had a complicated state of mind where both excitement and shock coexisted. This was the only time even he could think of - when he was in high school, he suddenly burst out with self-confidence and confessed to the school belle, who stared at him and remained silent for 20 years. Seconds - the most thrilling and exciting experience in life so far is incomparable.

After returning to China, in order not to worry his parents, he and Yang Ai stayed in Gongshan and waited for their injuries to heal before returning to Yanxi. He rushed into the hospital to visit several seriously wounded.

At that time, Jiang Xun hadn’t woken up yet, and Song Yuzhi, who had been forcibly quarantined, couldn’t watch him wake up. The two of them were like Cowherd and Weaver Girl looking at each other across the Milky Way. I felt sorry for not posting their wedding photos on the major platforms on Qixi Festival. This timeless and beautiful love.

He was greatly touched and asked Zhou Xuan: "Brother Zhou, I feel like I'm going to bend, is there any good way to solve it? Am I going to be disabled..."

"What's the matter? I'm also bent. I lived with you technical detective Pei Ke for one, two, three... for seven or eight years. What's the fuss?"

Just such a sentence of "nothing to make a fuss about" made Di Zhen have to reflect on whether it was "Brother Zhou is actually a crook", "Brother Pei is actually a crook", or "They are actually living together" Which of the breaking news.

Like an adolescent boy who fell in love for the first time, he howled with a bitter face: "You are not the same, even if I know that brother Pei and you are in love now, I can accept it in my heart, but I just can't accept my love for you. Men have ideas, even if they have a slight tendency to bend."

Zhou Xuan looked at him with contempt, "What's the matter, isn't it normal for a dog who only eats dog food to be greedy for meat? Don't listen to Jiang Xun's bluffing all day long, isn't he obsessed with you? , I didn't expect you to give him a godson to carry on the family line, but I felt that this extraordinary road was too hard. After all, the pressure from family and society, even the malice was great, and not everyone could persist. If you go on, if the time comes and you will both lose and hurt, he still prefers that you don't make mistakes from the beginning. But if you have someone you really like, he won't break you up."

"I really like it..." Di Zhen scratched his head, "What kind of feeling is that?"

Seeing his blank and serious expression, Zhou Xuan paused for a moment, "I withdraw my preface, not because I really like it, but because it's true love, because on this rugged road, where you can't see your fingers, and you can't see the future, you can only rely on A passionate but short-lived 'like' won't last long." He patted Di Zhen's shoulder heavily, restraining his usual cynical frivolity, "Your brother Zhou advises you as someone who has been here, if you don't think about it, Don't easily take the rest of your life, but if you make up your mind, don't doubt it, you will lose if you hesitate, not everyone has Song Yuzhi's attachment to you Jiang Ge, sometimes you miss it, it will be a lifetime."

Taking advantage of the opportunity to recuperate, Di Zhen went back to his hometown to clean up for a few days, and thought about this issue very seriously.

His parents are old, seeing him as a young man who is still a widow, they are unavoidably anxious, and asked a few insinuating words, and found that the state of their precious son is not right, and even the mother who is most concerned about his life-long affairs did not make a fuss this time. The girls from Hachimura lined up to have a blind date with him, and asked cautiously, "Son, is there something you've kept from your parents?"

Di Zhen was in a daze at that time, and nodded in a daze, his mother immediately lost her composure, "Could it be that something is seriously injured and something is wrong! How can such a big matter not be mentioned to the family?" , Where does my son hurt? Is it uncomfortable? Mom will take you to the hospital now, don’t delay, can you still walk? Forget it, Mom will call you an ambulance now!"

Di Zhen held down his mother's hand that had already dialed "120" on the large-screen smart phone that had just been replaced, and sighed helplessly: "Mom...it's useless to go to the hospital. No one can cure this disease."

"Nonsense! You just suffered some trauma. It's not... It's not... Anyway, if you take care of it well, you will definitely recover. How... how can you leave behind a terminal illness that cannot be cured!"

"Mom, even if you need treatment, calling 120 is useless. I have to see a psychiatrist." Di Zhen sighed desolately, looking at the chilling winter scenery outside the window, sighed Shen Ran, "...if you like a man, Which subject to hang, psychology or spirit?"

Di's mother was stunned for a long time, but Di Zhen didn't dare to look at her. Based on his understanding of his mother, at this moment, she must have a complex expression of shock, panic, anger and disgust, suppressed by reason and not venting for the time being. , but the collapse of the fortress named "Calm" is a matter of time, and he has no luck.

But when three to five minutes passed and his mother didn't respond, he still panicked. Silence is always the most frightening atmosphere. Even if his mother picked up a broom and chased him and beat him up, it would be worse than the current situation. Suffering makes him feel better.

After a long time, he still couldn't hold back, and timidly glanced at his mother, and said cautiously: "Mom, why don't you beat me and scold me, and then send me to the hospital, I'm panicked..."

Di's mother held her breath for a long time before finally vomited it out. Instead of being furious, she felt relieved, "Stinky boy, I know how to scare your mother all day long. If your mother has a strong heart, you can't do it now. I should be the one sent away by 120."

Di Zhen was taken aback by his mother's reaction, and seriously wondered if there was something wrong with his mother being pissed off by him during the few minutes of silence just now, otherwise how could he tell that he had been with her for more than 20 years? Unexpected words?

He tentatively reached out and touched Di Mu's forehead, "Are you too stimulated, why don't we go see a doctor together?"

Mother Di slapped him sternly, "What are you talking about! Don't think your mother can't keep up with the times, but she's not stubborn enough to accept her son and the person he likes."

Di Zhen was dumbfounded. He really didn't expect that such enlightened and forward-thinking words would come from a traditional and conservative mother who never liked to accept new things.

"Thanks for liking someone, if you like an animal or a dead thing, Mom really can't accept it, let me tell you..." Mother Di put on her presbyopic glasses, went back to the room slowly, took out a file bag, and poured it out. A dozen photos.

Di Zhen is very familiar with this thing. For the past eight years, every time he stepped into the house, his mother couldn't wait for him to sit down and drink, and presented the "silver plate" full of "green head cards" like a treasure. He came up so much that it left a deep shadow on him, and he couldn't help but tense up when he was transferring files from the Municipal Bureau.

"Mom, I don't go on blind dates!"

"Oh, I got it, I got it, you already have someone you like, why are you so anxious, isn't this to show you the preparations that mom made for you before, mom is worried about this, so this time before you come back Discuss it with your father, if you can pick someone from here this time, your parents can rest assured." Di mother spread the photos one by one on the bed, and now Di Zhen was dumbfounded.

Looking around, he couldn't even see a woman, but all of them were real men with stiff facial features and resolute outlines. It can be seen that before this, his parents must have had a considerable misunderstanding about him.

"Mom, I..."

"Your parents have already been mentally prepared. As long as you don't marry those paper people in the computer and mobile phone, even if you are a man, our old couple can accept it. Your father also said that he was worried that you would be too embarrassed to go out with the family. cabinet, so there has been no movement for so many years."

"You...you know how to come out?"

"That's right, your dad and I deliberately went online and bought books to learn this knowledge. I didn't expect you to be inferior to your parents. Up to now, I still think that liking the same sex is a disease. It's a fucking thing. It's a shame!"

Di Zhen always felt that this matter was strange, and it was definitely not something his parents could do. He suddenly remembered that when he changed his mother from an elderly phone to a smart phone a few days ago, his mother was trying to add him to the leadership. My WeChat friend checked his post, always worrying about what would happen to him when he was performing tasks outside and it was inconvenient to reply to messages. He remembered adding...

He opened his fucking WeChat in doubt, and sure enough... Those sympathetic and poisonous chicken soups in Jiang Xun's circle of friends that were only visible to a certain group were liked by his parents, so in the end, it turned out to be the one His boss, who would have killed him on the spot when he bent, helped him.

Mother Di sat down, took his hand, and said softly: "Zhen'er, the days that mom and dad can accompany you are limited. After we leave, someone must accompany you through the rest of your life. We both figured it out. After all, it’s you young people who will live together in the end. We have nothing to object to, but there are still many things you have to consider. When you are together, what will happen to the children, what will happen to the family, and what will happen to the elderly in the future? Do, you have to think about these things."

Di Zhen scratched his head, "I haven't thought about it, give me some time from your elder brother, let me think it over."

In order to confirm his interest in women, Di Zhen replayed Mr. Takizawa's teaching videos and the anime games that he couldn't stop. It's not worth mentioning, he began to become confused and helpless, he didn't know which of the two forked roads was the right one, he didn't want to regret it for the rest of his life if he missed it once, as Zhou Xuan said, but he didn't Dare to embark on that difficult and hopeless path.

But life still has to go on, still avoiding this question, he quickly returned to his previous life, trying to use work to numb the emotions that made him at a loss, until the overall situation was settled, Song Yuzhi and Jiang Xun's wedding was held as scheduled The day before, his life, which had finally calmed down, was ups and downs again because of the ringing of the bell.

On an ordinary rest day, he seldom planned to indulge in a sleep until he woke up naturally, but was woken up by the endless doorbell before the alarm clock rang. He thought it was Jiang Xun who had severe anxiety before marriage again, and came to urge him to choose the best man to wear. The bow tie is still a neuropathy of the tie. He rolled on the bed for several times and didn't intend to get up to talk to anyone. Unexpectedly, the other party persisted in pressing it for a long time. Even the grandmother next door came out to watch, wondering if he owed a loan shark to provoke someone to find him. He came to the door, forcing him to get up, but when he opened the door, he was dumbfounded.

"How could it be you!"

Seeing Wayne dragging a suitcase, wearing a peaked cap, a light-colored hoodie with a denim vest, gray sweatpants and Converse high-top sneakers, who looked like an international student who just left school, Di Zhen was shocked. stunned.

Unlike when he was in Myanmar, he neither wore a sexy vest overalls and military boots that highlighted his good figure, nor did he show his flowery arms that looked like the most noble son. At this moment, he looked as clean as a boy next door who knew nothing about the world. His ignorant and somewhat innocent expression is pretending, but it still arouses the desire for protection hidden deep in Di Zhen's heart.

At this time, he questioned himself: How old is this kid, and why does he look younger than him? He didn't look like this when he was in Myanmar...

"Don't ask me to go in and do it? You are so ruthless..."

Wayne showed exaggerated grievance and pity on his face, which aroused the sympathy of the neighbor's grandmother. Looking at her overflowing maternal love, it seemed that the next second she was going to speak with a strong local accent and scold the heartless man next door. Now, Di Zhen knew that this kid definitely came here on purpose to make him unhappy!

"The room is too messy, there is no place to sit..."

"Ah? It's okay, I'm not here to sit on a chair, I'm here to have sex with you."

Now the neighbor's grandmother's eyes were rounded, her mouth was wide enough to swallow an egg, Di Zhen couldn't hold back, and slapped him, "What nonsense are you talking about! Get out of here!" Pulling Wei En by the collar, he led him into the door, and hurriedly explained to Grandma: "Listen, he is my ordinary friend. He usually likes to joke around. He is really not what you think..."

Grandma ran away without saying a word, her stride like flying was not at all like the old man's wobbling and unsteadiness.

Di Zhen knew that soon the news of his foreign friend with sex would spread throughout the community and even the whole world. Society dead dog thing!

"How do you know I live here... Forget it, what are you doing here?"

"I said, let's have sex." Wayne sat down on the sofa and lay down. The student spirit that he had pretended just now was gone, and he looked at the furious Di Zhen with a smile, "I I feel that you are thinking of me."

"You're so sick, have you seen a doctor? Your paranoia is getting worse. Let me call 120."

"Before then, is there anything you want to say to me?"

Di Zhen slapped his head, only to realize that there was indeed something else to say. After rummaging in the laundry basket for a long time, he freed his hand to wave to Wei En.

The man leaned over curiously, but he didn't expect a "click" sound, his wrists felt cold, and he was handcuffed on the spot.

"Did you enter the country in a legal and compliant manner? What is the ulterior purpose of coming to China this time? Did you bring any prohibited items?"

Wayne took out his passport from his pocket with a look of aggrieved expression, "Of course, even if I don't care about being arrested, I still have to consider your situation. Believe me, I won't make things difficult for you. This time it will definitely be through a legal After all, Kyle and I don't want to cause any trouble on the big day."

His hands touched Di Zhen's body in disobedience again, but the latter couldn't bear it anymore and kicked him out.

He giggled and rolled onto Di Zhen's bed, "I heard that Jiang and Song are getting married, and I came all the way here to congratulate him. However, this is secondary, the important thing is that I want to come I want your answer."

"What answer, what do I owe you?" Di Zhen rolled his eyes, "I have a happy family and a happy life, and I don't want to bother myself with those messy things anymore. So do you. Isn't there anything else worthy of your attention?" Why, why do you always stare at me? I still know my personal charm in my heart. I am sure I won’t fall in love with you, a playboy who is used to beauties from all over the world. You are just obsessed with what you can’t get. Just read it!"

Wayne stared at him who was on the verge of anger, and did not force himself to defend himself, but showed a charming smile, "After talking for so long, are you thirsty? I brought brandy from my hometown, do you want to try it? It tastes good."

Di Zhen had been suppressing this anger for a long time, and really needed to use alcohol to kill the resentment in his heart. When he was eager to vent, it didn't matter even to the culprit. After diluting the strong wine, the two drank a few cups each and then got on their heads.

Wayne started to blush after taking a few sips, and leaned on his shoulder like a drunken maniac, bragging with his tongue, and occasionally uttering a few words in his native language.

Although Di Zhen was dissatisfied with his plans for him, he had a good impression of him as a person. After pushing him a few times, he couldn't break free, so he simply gave up.

The two of them talked with sparks at first, but then they got drunk, and they were no longer as tense as before by telling the truth after drinking. Di Zhen vented his dissatisfaction with Wayne mixed with fire, but he He just smiled and accepted what he said that he was an asshole, and when he was too drunk, he hugged Di Zhen and didn't let go.

"Proverbs, when you were in Myanmar, didn't you really want to know how I was able to make you curl up and dodge those whips like raindrops so skillfully... Now if you still want to know, I don't mind telling you .”

"The price is...let me kiss you, you will...dream!"

"No, there is no price this time. I told you voluntarily. In fact..." Wei En slipped his hand, couldn't sit still, and threw himself into Di Zhen's arms. This time, his drunkenness was less than 20%. Di Zhen He also knew it in his heart, but alcohol had numb his body and mind, and he didn't bother to push him away, just hurt him a few words in vain.

I don't know if Wayne listened to him, he rubbed his blurry eyes, and when his vision became clear, he saw that the other party's eyes and brows were red, showing an expression he had never seen before, with sadness and loneliness coexisting, reluctantly There was a bitter smile on the corner of the raised mouth.

"That is the most important person to me, who taught me a protective gesture with his life..."

Di Zhen's head buzzed, and he was stunned.

"I am the illegitimate son of a certain French politician. He is arrogant and vicious. He offended many forces in his early years, and also angered some people who were not easy to mess with. Some of them pointed the finger at my mother and me for revenge. She On the day I left, I was making breakfast sandwiches for me. Because I didn’t like egg yolks, I didn’t eat a bite and got into an argument with her. She cried because of my ignorance, but she had no choice but to keep me from starving. Had to make a new copy. When she was frying bacon, she heard a noise outside the window. When she opened the window to check, a grenade was thrown in. She was frightened and shouted at me desperately: "Lie down!",' Get down!', but I was still angry with her at the time, and I didn't do it in a fit of anger, until the grenade exploded, and I was also scared stupid."

Wayne raised his hand to cover his eyes, recalling this past, it was far more painful than cutting him to pieces.

"Later, I was pushed down by her, and she yelled at me, 'Curl up! Baby, it won't hurt to curl up!' I didn't know anything at the time, I had to do it. I don't remember either. How many bombs exploded, but miraculously, I was just stunned and not injured. It was not until I regained consciousness that I saw her protecting me with her body... I dare not recall Her miserable state at that time, but her hoarse "curling up" was engraved in the depths of my soul, so that when I had someone I wanted to protect, my almost instinctive reaction was to shout this sentence and pounce on him Using my body as a cover... So I didn't think too much about it at that time, I just thought, I can protect you in this way."

In a daze, the wine glass in Di Zhen's hand fell on the carpet. He stared at the spreading wine, and felt a warmth spread from his heart and hair to his limbs, comforting his long-cold body.

He didn't know why he felt lucky and gratified, maybe it was because... that seemingly cynical, hypocritical man actually had fiery and sincere feelings in his heart, which made him, who was hopeless, see a glimmer of hope.

Taking advantage of his drunkenness, he fell down and fell on Wei En's chest, and said almost inaudibly: "I don't believe you, you will give up when you have played enough... If you don't believe me, try it."

He didn't know how he could say such outrageous words, and he couldn't remember what happened after that. In short, the first thing he opened his eyes the next day, he was thinking about how he climbed from the ground to the bed and why he was sore Cramping, as if being stepped over by a hundred hippopotamuses, and... the bare arm across his waist.

He blinked for two seconds before he realized what had happened. He screamed and got up, kicking Wei En beside him off the bed.

"Fuck, fuck, what the hell is going on?" He clutched his ass and wailed, "Fuck, why does it hurt there, what the fuck did you do to me last night!"

Wayne sat up in a daze, leaned against the bed and looked at him for a few seconds, rubbed his aching head after a hangover, and said in a daze, "I also want to know... did you beat me up last night?" Dun, why does my head hurt so much, hiss... my back also hurts a little, it seems like the skin is broken, your claws are a bit too ruthless, men fight with their nails, you are the first one I have ever seen!"

There is still such a villain who sues first, Di Zhen has already scolded him a hundred times in his heart, and then remembered that today is the wedding day of Jiang Xun and Song Yuzhi, he didn't even care about the pain, he rolled over and got up, rushed into the The bathroom began to tidy himself up, and Wayne followed him unsteadily, holding the wine bottle with only the bottom left on the coffee table, "You didn't sit on it when you beat me up yesterday, did you? Man, it’s really a mistake after drinking, and I will never drink with you again... Stop over there and make room for me, if you run out of toothbrush, lend me a moment.”

Even the outrageous nonsense of sitting on a wine bottle is not as exciting to Di Zhen as this sentence borrowing a toothbrush. He kicked Wei En hard, kicked him directly on the toilet and sat down, "You are sick!" Well, such a personal thing can be shared, is it disgusting!"

The man looked unbelievable, as if he had heard something outrageous, and said confidently: "It's not disgusting, I will definitely do it with others, but how could you be disgusting." After he finished speaking, he pulled Di Zhen's underwear and put The man was dragged in front of him, and the latter slipped and fell on Wei En's lap before he could stand still. Immediately, the toilet seat, which could not bear the weight of the two men, made an overwhelmed sound of shattering.

In order to prove his words, Wayne pulled Di Zhen closer by the back of his neck, and kissed his lips still covered with toothpaste without hesitation.

This mint-flavored morning kiss made Di Zhen's hairs all stand up. Sure enough, something happened to them last night, instead of sitting in a wine bottle! !

"I despise others, but you, absolutely not."

Di Zhen sneered strangely, pushed Wei En away and stood up, and before the latter had time to keep him, he uttered a tragic wail.

The toilet seat, which had lost the pressure of gravity, suddenly rebounded, and the crack clamped his thigh, almost tearing off a layer of flesh.

Di Zhen, who had found the pleasure of revenge, threw off his slippers and kicked him a few times. Wei En's screams pierced through the poorly sound-proof walls and echoed in the corridors of the entire floor.

The grandmother next door who had just finished shopping couldn't help speeding up her pace. After passing by Di Zhen's house, she still couldn't hold back her curiosity. With a meaningful smile...

When Wayne limped into the wedding scene, Kyle sneered: "My old man, I can't see that you are so weak in bed. I really overestimated you. I decided to change my personal attitude toward you from now on." Impressed, if it's nothing serious, I suggest you not to approach me, because impotence is contagious, I don't want my future bed partner to have any dissatisfaction with me."

"It's not empty, but it's bleeding."

"So intense? Could it be that he was the number one?"

"Fart! What misunderstanding do you have about my ability?" Wayne rubbed the broken bruise on his thigh through his trousers, and sighed: "I probably suffered retribution. I shouldn’t have evil thoughts. God’s punishment is sometimes more timely than death. I should go to the priest to confess.

"Oh? Is there any retribution that you can't accept for a brother who doesn't even care about death? Tell us to add joy to this happy day."

Wayne pursed his lips, his eyes were lax, and he said desolately, "For example, repairing the toilet..."

【End of the show】

The author has something to say: This is the end of the extra episode, thank you all for your company, "Don't move me's reward" will be updated in mid-to-late November, see you in the next part~