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Chapter 9 Bitter Melon [2 in 1]

Ren Yuan smiled and shook his head, "It's okay."

After a pause, he moved the hand on the passenger door, looked down at Li Ziyi, and added following the words: "Then get in the car?"

Li Ziyi nodded in agreement without thinking, but he was still extremely embarrassed in his heart.

He began to feel more and more thankful that Ren Yuan was a straight man who didn't know anything.

Moreover, the straight ones are even a little cute,

He even believed the lie that his hair would fade.

After getting in the car, Li Ziyi glanced subconsciously through the rearview mirror at the basketball jersey that Ren Yuan had just put on the back seat of the car. He secretly thought proudly, it seems that this potential enemy is a little vulnerable. It's no longer enough to be afraid of.

"I really didn't pay attention just now." What Ren Yuan said was obviously referring to the basketball jersey: "Sorry."

He was sorry, but Li Ziyi was sure that Ren Yuan must have felt sorry because there was something in the passenger seat, not because he was offended as a 'Zhenggong'.

Even if it's not a basketball jersey, if it's something else, he will apologize for taking up the position.

The single-minded thinking of straight men often never thinks of things on other levels.

If you can notice other things, it's hell.

However, just as Li Ziyi thought of this, Ren Yuan slapped him in the face when he said it the next second, which was completely opposite to what he had just thought. He only heard Ren Yuan pointing out: "Our current relationship, Is it true that the co-pilot can only sit on you and put your things on?”

When Ren Yuan asked this question, his expression was as serious as when he usually solved the problem, serious and focused.

For a moment, Li Ziyi was in a trance, feeling as if he had been transported back to his high school days, and Ren Yuan seemed to be asking him - will this question be possible?If not, do you want to change the problem-solving method?

All of a sudden, all his charming thoughts disappeared.

Ren Yuan is too serious, so serious that even if he said such a thing, it would be difficult to make people think otherwise.

So Li Ziyi is more aware that Ren Yuan should just be trying to understand how to maintain their 'false' love relationship, and what to do to make the public believe that they are in a state of love.

Li Ziyi knew Ren Yuan too well.

The latter is a typical activist, no matter what he does, he will do it to the extreme. Now that he has established this relationship and made such a decision, he will also do it to the extreme.

Of course, Li Ziyi would be happy to see him being so serious now.

After all, something is better than nothing.

"Then what, first let me state that I am not a narrow-minded person." Li Ziyi quickly made a small calculation in his heart, cleared his throat, and while paying attention to Ren Yuan's expression, he pretended to be serious and said: " But to be honest, I think it’s like this when other people fall in love, and the co-pilot is usually exclusive to lovers.”

"Okay." Ren Yuan nodded, and said without much hesitation: "I will pay attention to it in the future."

Seeing Ren Yuan's serious look, Li Ziyi almost couldn't help laughing out loud, so he could only try his best to pretend to be calm, after thinking about it, he said tactfully: "But you also know that I don't really care about these things. , and our relationship is not real, right? Just, I mean, you don’t have to deliberately create these things, it’s a little hypocritical..."

Before the words finished, Ren Yuan interrupted abruptly: "No intention."

Li Ziyi was startled, and subconsciously said, "Huh? ' with a sound.

"I mean, I didn't do it deliberately, I just think that these need to be taken seriously." Having said that, Ren Yuan looked sideways at Li Ziyi's gaze, and after half a second of silence, he said seriously: " Moreover, even if our relationship is fake, I will take it seriously and responsibly."

The word "responsibility" that Ren Yuan came out of nowhere really made Li Ziyi stunned for a moment, as if he had been hit by some huge surprise, he blinked, looked at Ren Yuan, and subconsciously repeated: "Take it seriously ?”

"Hmm..." Ren Yuan was also paying attention to Li Ziyi's facial expression at the moment, his voice was a little hoarse, as if he asked with some uncertainty: "Will it cause you trouble?"

If this can be regarded as a kind of trouble, Li Ziyi wished to be filled with this kind of trouble every day, he almost fell in love with Ren Yuan's serious attitude.

"Of course not!" Li Ziyi followed Ren Yuan's words: "And I think so too!"

Li Ziyi could probably understand what Ren Yuan wanted to express in his words. If the cooperative relationship was only superficially reached, it would be easy for people to see that the relationship between them was not right.

There was a little more smile in Ren Yuan's eyes, and he said: "So, I don't know much about these things. If there is anything I don't do well in the future, you have to tell me directly. Just like what happened today, I will do it in the future. Write it down, and pay attention."

After a pause, he recalled Li Ziyi's reaction when he saw the basketball jersey just now, and added something pointed after him: "Besides, my private life is very simple, and it won't cause you any trouble."

Li Ziyi was greatly moved, and understood that what Ren Yuan said was to reassure him, so that he would not be gossiped behind his back.

Thinking of this, Li Ziyi adjusted the back of the seat according to his comfortable posture.

He felt that he had to do something now.

After thinking about it, he gestured to the air-conditioning exit on the co-pilot's side, and said, "Ren Yuan, I think your car is a bit empty, and there are things missing."

Ren Yuan started the car, glanced sideways, and asked, "What's the shortcoming?"

Li Ziyi said solemnly: "Aren't you worried that others will see that our relationship is not real? Don't worry, I have a coup." Then, he pointed to the exit of the air conditioner and said, "I will use my photo to go to the air conditioner later. Taobao made a car pendant, and it will be hung here at the co-pilot's place, so that everyone will know that this is my exclusive position!"

Ren Yuan nodded, with a little smile on his lips, and he still agreed simply: "Okay, I'll leave it to you."

Driving out of the underground garage, it was completely dark outside, the street lights on both sides of the road were on, and there was a constant flow of vehicles on the road.Outside the shopping mall, there are many stalls, large and small, with a constant flow of pedestrians, and everything is full of life.

Li Ziyi huddled comfortably on the car seat, holding his mobile phone to browse Weibo, Ren Yuan suddenly asked: "Are you still dizzy now?"

Hearing this, Li Ziyi was startled to realize that he was carrying a drunk avatar on his body, he quickly put down his phone, and frowned slightly: "Well, there is still a little bit."

Just after Li Ziyi finished speaking, Ren Yuan manipulated the steering wheel with one hand, and picked up the cup on the center console with the other hand, and handed it to Li Ziyi.

Li Ziyi took it: "What is this?"

"Bitter melon juice." Ren Yuan said, "I remember you like drinking it."

Li Ziyi: "..."

He remembered something, and laughed twice: "You still remember."

The fact that he likes to drink bitter melon juice has to start from the first year of high school.

On the eve of the winter vacation of the first year of high school, the school organized a public welfare activity. Participation is entirely voluntary. Finally, in the form of individuals or groups, they freely sell items within the campus. Putting it into the so-called street stall economy, and then getting income Will be donated to remote mountainous areas.

At that time, it happened to be the annual club activity of the High School Affiliated to University A, which was very lively.

At that time, Li Ziyi did not participate in any clubs, so he chose to sign up for this public welfare activity.

Li Ziyi loves to be lively, and this is the first time he has come into contact with such an event. Of course, he finds it very novel. From the day the news was released, he has been thinking hard about what kind of business he should do every day.

Maybe it was because he was always staying up late during that time, and he rarely got acne, but he actually had two acne on his face.He himself didn't think there was anything wrong, but Ms. He Xiaohui didn't like it anyway, and he didn't know where she got the news, so he squeezed a cup of bitter melon juice for him the next day.

Li Ziyi still clearly remembers what He Xiaohui said when he came to him with that cup of bitter gourd juice——

"I can tell you, this bitter gourd juice is miraculous. You drink it now, and when you wake up tomorrow morning, these two pimples will disappear. Not only can it cure the face, but it also contains a lot of vitamins. In addition, it achieves beauty and beauty!"

Maybe it's the commonality of old mothers all over the world. When He Xiaohui said this, her tone was quite exaggerated. It didn't describe it like bitter melon juice, but like some kind of immortal medicine that can keep youth forever.

Due to the status of Ms. He Xiaohui's family, Li Ziyi had no choice but to drink it down despite the extreme rejection in his heart.

However, although the process was painful, the next day, when Li Ziyi washed his face in the morning, he was surprised to find that the two pimples had miraculously disappeared a lot.

He immediately sighed - bitter gourd juice, good news for people with acne!

It was also at that moment that a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he finalized his battle plan.

On the day of the public welfare activity, Li Ziyi brought fifty bottles of special bitter gourd drink that he and He Xiaohui made together, and walked into the campus of the High School Affiliated to University A in high spirits.

Li Ziyi confidently set up the small stall in the school playground. That area has a lot of traffic, and I believe it will be sold out soon!

It wasn't long before he realized that everything was because he thought too much...

People don't seem to like bitter melon juice very much.

He sat on the pony and waited for more than half an hour, except that Fang Doudou and Yang Zewei were forced to sell one bottle each, but none of them were sold.

What a shame!

Looking at the remaining 48 bottles of bitter gourd juice he had brought, Li Ziyi felt suffocated for a while. Seeing the passing of time, he really couldn't face the phenomenon of no customers all the time.

After all, when making bitter gourd juice, He Xiaohui told him euphemistically that fifty bottles might be too much. After repeated persuasion to no avail, he made it clear that if he couldn't sell it, he would destroy it all by himself.

How straightforward Li Ziyi's promise was at the time, how sad he is now.

48 bottles of bitter gourd juice! ! !

After drinking it, he will definitely beautify into a bitter face! ! !

So when he saw Ren Yuan walking towards his small booth, Li Ziyi rushed forward without any hesitation.

"Block the way!" Li Ziyi stopped in front of Ren Yuan with two bottles of bitter gourd juice in his arms. He stuck the two bottles of bitter gourd juice on his cheeks, one on the left and one on the right, with a smile on his face: "Robbery!"

Ren Yuan glanced at Li Ziyi, probably not understanding why the other party was there, so he didn't speak immediately.

Li Ziyi has perfectly mastered the essence of pretending to be pitiful since he was a child. Seeing that Ren Yuan didn't speak, he put away all his publicity with ease. With drooping eyebrows and eyes, he pulled Ren Yuan's sleeve pitifully. He said bluntly, "Good brother, why don't you take two bottles and go."

After a pause, he said sweetly: "It seems that you are a good brother, and I will give you a [-]% discount on two bottles?"

However, Ren Yuan clearly saw a bit of cunning in his eyes.

But it's also annoying.

After his eyes stayed on the two bottles of green liquid in Li Ziyi's hands for a few seconds, Ren Yuan asked hesitantly, "What is this!"

Seeing that Ren Yuan took the initiative to ask, Li Ziyi felt that he might be sold, so he tried his best to reassure him: "This is the holy product of beauty——bitter melon juice!"

"My dear brother, let me tell you, this bitter gourd juice is very good. I am invincible and love it. It is a must for handsome men and beautiful women!" Li Ziyi looked up at Ren Yuan without blinking, and said nonsense seriously: "And look at you So handsome, just drink two bottles and you will become even more handsome, and soon I will be shot back by you and die on the ceiling of my appearance!"

Perhaps because he was a little speechless, Ren Yuan was silent for a few seconds, and asked straightforwardly: "Are you unable to sell?"

Li Ziyi: "..."

Li Ziyi: "How is it possible? You don't even know how good my sales volume is. If you don't buy it now, if you want to buy it later, you may not have it. You have heard the saying that if you don't miss it, don't miss it." Come again, I..."

I really couldn't make it up any longer. After Li Ziyi got stuck, he lowered his head sadly and said, "Well, I admit, I really can't sell it."

Li Ziyi is a very witty person. At this time, he once again seamlessly put on a pitiful look: "Senior, you can just buy two bottles. If these can't be sold, I will destroy them myself. I like to drink it, but I can’t drink dozens of bottles at one go, I will be poisoned by bitter melon, and then I will become bitter melon.”

When he said this, Li Ziyi frowned tightly, and the corners of his lips curled down, trying to pretend to be a little bitter gourd first.

Then he heard Ren Yuan say——

"Okay, give me two bottles."

Maybe it was really the buff of Xueba and Xiaocao that illuminated his small stall. Not long after Ren Yuan left, many people came to visit his bitter gourd juice.

Soon, the remaining 48 bottles were sold.

Li Ziyi thought for a while, took out his phone and took a picture, and then sent a message to Ren Yuan through Penguin——

[How about it, let me tell you, my bitter gourd juice is very popular, if you buy two bottles, you earn money. 】

Ren Yuan replied to him——

[Well, it's really delicious. 】

Recalling these past events, Li Ziyi couldn't help laughing.

Although he really never liked drinking bitter gourd juice, he didn't expect Ren Yuan to still remember it.So, many times, people's tastes will always change. Some people don't like green peppers or coriander when they are young, but when they grow up, they love it terribly.

Li Ziyi felt that his taste might also change.

such as,

Starting today, he may have a slight preference for bitter melon.

"By the way, I heard from Guan Lei that you are going to give lectures at the attached high school in a few days?" After a pause, Li Ziyi explained again: "Guan Lei, do you remember? He is now a teacher at the attached high school."

Ren Yuan nodded: "Remember, it seems to be in the class next to yours?"

Li Ziyi: "Yes, it is him. He is mainly responsible for the activities of this lecture."

Hearing this, Ren Yuan asked curiously, "Did you just eat with them?"

"Yes, there are also Yang Zewei and Fang Doudou. You should also remember them, right?" Li Ziyi began to introduce his good friends to Ren Yuan: "It's just us who have played better these years."

Of course Ren Yuan remembered these characters, and probably remembered something interesting, he chuckled and said, "I remember. When you were in the military training in the first year of high school, you were already playing very well, right?"

At that time, they were already in the third year of high school, and school started a week earlier than the second year of high school, and the first year of high school was military training on the playground.

"You know this?" Li Ziyi was shocked, and then he laughed again, and asked: "Ren Yuan, so you followed me so early back then? I thought you really remembered me because I went to That time your class asked you if Ren Yuan was there."

Ren Yuan stared at the road ahead, and said calmly: "At that time, the few of you sneaked over the wall to go out to have a barbecue at night, and finally came back with a bunch of barbecue props to BBQ in the playground late at night. The final scene was so spectacular, I don't know It's all difficult."

The last scene that Ren Yuan referred to in his words was of course the scene where they were caught on the spot, and on the first day of school, they went on stage to recite their self-criticism in front of the whole school.

Speaking of which, he was still on the rostrum with Ren Yuan.

the difference is,

Ren Yuan was the student representative at the time, while he was the negative teaching material.

The smile on Li Ziyi's face froze for a moment, he waved his hand: "Oh, don't mention what happened back then."

Ren Yuan let out an 'hmm', and the carriage became quiet again.

Li Ziyi looked at his phone for a while, and then couldn't help but quietly look at Ren Yuan.

Compared with the past, Ren Yuan has indeed changed a bit in recent years. The boyish appearance in his memory has faded, and now he looks more stable, as if his every gesture exudes the charm of a mature man.

For some reason, at this moment, Li Ziyi suddenly wanted to see what Ren Yuan looked like in a suit.

Tastes can change, and personal preferences can, of course, sometimes change.

When he was in school, Li Ziyi didn't like people in suits for a while, but now he has started to imagine what Ren Yuan would look like in a suit.

Ren Yuan has such a good figure, he must be very handsome in a suit.

No matter what, we must still find a chance to see it in the future.

While thinking this way in his heart, Ren Yuan stopped at a red light intersection, as if he was a bit uncomfortable to say, after hesitating for a while, he said: "By the way, there is one thing that I might bother you with." .”

"Ah?" Li Ziyi was still thinking carefully just now, and didn't hear Ren Yuan's words: "Sorry, what did you say?"

Ren Yuan looked down at Li Ziyi, rubbed his fingers on the steering wheel, and then repeated: "There is one thing that I may need to trouble you for."

"What's the matter?" Li Ziyi seemed to be easy to talk, and he sat up straighter: "Say it."

Ren Yuan said in a low voice: "My former high school classmate, I know you." After a pause, he stretched out his hand and frowned, as if a little helpless: "They insist that I take you out for a meal together ,introduce."

Li Ziyi was stunned for a moment, then laughed, he leaned back in the chair and said, "I thought it was some kind of trouble."

Li Ziyi wished he could fully appear in Ren Yuan's life sooner.

Not to mention meeting friends, even meeting parents, he is willing to do anything!

"Yes, no problem." Li Ziyi agreed repeatedly, and said, "Just tell me when the time comes."

Ren Yuan thanked him, and after thinking about it for a while, he asked, "How are you doing after watching the lecture not long ago? They will also come over that day."

Without even thinking about it, Li Ziyi directly gestured an OK gesture to Ren Yuan.

Seeing this, Ren Yuan said again: "Thank you."

Li Ziyi raised his eyebrows, smacked his lips in amazement, and said curiously, "Ren Yuan, why have you changed so much now?"

Ren Yuan: "What changed?"

"Hmm..." Li Ziyi thought for a while in his heart, and then said unhurriedly: "You were not so polite to me before, and at that time, if you had anything to do, you would always tell me concisely, Now it's more polite."

What Li Ziyi said was the truth. As early as the moment when Ren Yuan pretended not to tell him that he was Ren Yuan, he knew that this person was absolutely impossible to be as harmless as he appeared on the surface. The black one hangs.

After subsequent contacts, the facts also proved this point.

Li Ziyi felt that the progress of their chat tonight was pretty good, so he took another tentative step forward, pointing out: "Didn't you not allow me to do this or that when you were helping me with tutoring?" ?"

Not far away, the red light went out and the green light came back on.

Ren Yuan lightly stepped on the gas pedal, smiled, and said in a rare joke, "Didn't you tell me before that you really don't like being controlled?"

Li Ziyi was at a loss for words for a moment.

Ren Yuan asked: "Could it still be that you want to be under my control?"

"Of course I don't want to!" Li Ziyi's heart jumped for no reason, and he was actually teased by Ren Yuan's joke. He retorted subconsciously, saying, "I'm just talking casually."

Ren Yuan nodded, couldn't help but chuckled again, and said, "After all these years, you still haven't changed at all."

Ren Yuan quickly sent Li Ziyi to the gate of the community.

Li Ziyi's face was still hot when he got out of the car, but fortunately Fang Doudou put some blush on his face before coming, which could cover the redness on his face.

Li Ziyi felt that he was really worthless.

Having been single for more than 20 years until now, I am actually a little embarrassed by Ren Yuan's casual words.

Even worse,

He actually still has some... looking forward to it.

"Then..." After getting off the car, Li Ziyi stood outside the car window, looked at Ren Yuan, and said, "Then I'll go home first?"

Ren Yuan agreed, but just as Li Ziyi was about to leave, he suddenly said, "Li Ziyi."

Li Ziyi's footsteps paused, and subconsciously turned back to look at Ren Yuan: "Huh?"

Ren Yuan smiled at Li Ziyi: "It's nothing, good night."

Li Ziyi also laughed. He shook the bitter melon juice in his hand, and said in a joking tone with his false drunkenness and real heartbeat: "My good brother, thank you for the bitter melon juice, good night."

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