Me and the villain's CP exploded [Transmigration Book]

President Pi: "..."

"Oh."

The smile faded from his face.

"Bring me my mobile phone." Shen Qing insisted.

He raised his head, his eyes sparkled with water, and the ends of his eyes were a little red, and he felt like he was staring—the fingers holding the hem of his clothes didn't have much strength, and he could shake them off with a little effort.

Pixiu stared at him for a while, and finally said, "I see."

Aggrieved and chirping, if he doesn't agree, he will probably cry.

call.

Victory from the ferocious.

Shen Qing breathed a sigh of relief.

System: It is obviously a victory from love!It's love, baby.

Pixiu was tangled in his heart, should he really give him the phone?

One is saying no, he will spend money when he gets his mobile phone, and his credit card has already been maxed out. Don’t you remember how much your heart hurt?It's like cutting flesh.

One said it was right, if not Shen Qing would cry aggrieved.

The two sides debated for a long time.

Confused, Pai Yao approached the bed and handed over the phone.

...this disobedient hand.

Shen Qing sat up in shock while dying, took the phone with great perseverance, and opened Taobao.

Xiao Shen, you can do it, isn't it just that your limbs are sore and weak, how can you not spend money!Give me flowers, take flowers in the direction that makes Mr. Pi feel bad!

He clicked on the search——

"Why are clothes so expensive?"

"One piece costs tens of thousands. Will you buy it as a family heirloom?"

"SS has a brand of clothes under its banner, so it would be great if you don't spend money and get them for free."

"This necklace is just a little gold, and the asking price has doubled, so it's not worth it..."

"..."? ? ?

Shen Qing sensed that something was wrong with him.

When he clicks on the various products he sees in the search, various thoughts will appear in his mind. In short, he does not want to spend money on himself.

? !

How can Mr. Pi feel heartbroken without spending money?

Shen Qing was shocked. "System, what's wrong with me?"

"Did Pixiu play a trick on me?"

Or I was infected by him to be stingy.

System: "Neither."

"Host, do you still remember that you are pregnant?"

Shen Qing had an epiphany for a second, "It has something to do with this egg?!"

"Yes." The system explained, "The development of the Pixiu is different from that of the human race. The human race slowly develops into a human after being pregnant for ten months, while the Pixiu completely becomes an egg in about a month, and then the egg grows slowly."

"You have a fever this time because the egg is about to be shaped."

"make it clear."

"After Pixiu's eggs are formed, the mother will be affected by Pixiu's habits."

Shen Qing: "So I picked it??"

"..."

"You can't say that. To be precise, you just became very fond of gold." So I am not willing to spend it.

I hear you talking nonsense.

Shen Qing tried to place an order for a men's coat, which cost about 60 yuan. After placing the order, his mind kept clamoring, and he couldn't control his hands to order a return.

Be sober, those cards are yours when they are in your hands, and you spend your own money, how much gold is equivalent to so much money, why spend it?

System: ...here comes the territorial awareness of the divine beast.

Gods and beasts are a group of very domineering creatures, and Pixiu, as a beast that can only get in and out, has too much sense of territory.In a word, what I like is mine, and what is in my hands is mine.

It is impossible to take it out.

Shen Qing was persuaded.

That's right, he originally thought that it was Pai Yao who spent the money to abuse Pai Yao, but the things in his hands belonged to him, and now it is obviously himself who spends the money in distress.

——Should spend Pixiu’s money.

system:……

He had already anticipated what came next.

It costs Pixiu’s money—to pluck the hairs—put away the plucked gold—the gold belongs to Lao Tzu once I touch it—it costs Pixiu’s money—to continue plucking the hairs.

In short, an infinite loop.

Oh, no wonder the adult Pixiu can't save money.

The system ordered root wax for Mr. Pi.

Pixiu's eyelids jumped sharply, and the back of his neck felt slightly cold.

His eyes fell on Shen Qing who was looking at his mobile phone. Could it be that he wants to spend a lot of money?

Pi always wanted to leave.

No.

If Shen Qing was sober, he might have thought of plucking Pi Zong's hair, but now his mind is hot and his body is weak, Shen Qing never thought of plucking the hair.

No strength, can't pull it out.

What if you can't spend money?

Shen Qing grabbed Pixiu, and said wittily, "You buy it for me."

"Tie your Alipay."

"..."

Mr. Pi:? ? ?

System: ...It's fine to cut someone else's flesh, but you still want him to cut it himself?

You are so cruel.

Under Shen Qing's urging, President Pi hesitated to pick up the phone.

"stop--"

Shen Qing said she refused, and covered her heart.

When it's over, seeing Pixiu spend money, he actually feels heartbroken.

Pixiu's money is also his!

How can I think so?

Shen Qing himself was shocked.

The system sighed in his heart, it is worthy of being a divine beast, look at this domineering territorial consciousness.

When Shen Qing's mind is not dizzy, he must be able to realize that this situation is actually not good for Pixiu, which means that Paixiu will be bald.But now he doesn't realize it, he just thinks it's over, he wants to spend Pixiu's money and this road can't continue.

The more uncomfortable the heat, the more irritable Shen Qing's heart became.

How to toss it?

Pi Wujin didn't know what Shen Qing was thinking, but seeing his watery eyes and staring wide open, he guessed that he had a bad fever, but he couldn't bother him, so he was very uncomfortable now.

He hesitated, and blurted out, "What do you want to buy?"

"Do not."

Mr. Pi changed the phrase, "Shall I buy you clothes?"

"Do not."

"Instead of jewelry?"

"Do not."

"..."

Xiao Shen was furious, "I told you not to buy it, do you want to spend money that much?"

"Don't you want me to spend money?"

"I don't want to now, all your money is mine!"

"..."

There is a saying that the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention.

When Shen Qing said these words, he didn't think about it in a daze, but President Pi was stunned.

The man stood in front of the bed, looked at the young man on the bed with his eyes closed, a smile slowly appeared on his usually stern face.

"Okay, I'll listen to you." He said.

It seemed that the flowers that had been quietly guarded finally bloomed, the hedgehogs that had been waiting all the time softened their thorns, the ice and snow turned into warm spring flowers blooming, and the dark cloud-covered night outside the window became lovely.

Shen Qing on the bed suddenly hissed, frowned, and hummed in a pleasant voice.

"What's wrong?" Pai Yao came back to his senses and immediately stepped forward.

"Leg! Leg cramps."

Pixiu sat on the bed, threw off a little blanket, lifted his legs, and kneaded them for him.

"is it here?"

"Another one!"

"How is it now?"

"pain!"

"..."

Leg cramps are not a disease, but they hurt.

Pixiu didn't let go of Shen Qing's leg, and kept kneading. His kneading was very powerful, following the texture of the muscles, so that every muscle on the leg was relaxed.

Shen Qing's body relaxed.

Slowly fell asleep.

Think about it tomorrow.

The room fell silent.

Seeing that he had fallen into a deep sleep and his tense emotions had eased, Pixiu noticed other aspects.

such as their posture.

When Shen Qing came over, he was only wearing a bathrobe, it was probably very hot, the chest of his bathrobe was torn, exposing a large piece of skin, which was glowing white. The jio girl kicked across the blanket, showing her head restlessly from inside, and one of them was held by him on his lap, slightly raised...

Pixiu looked away.

The only sound in the room was his breathing.

After calming down for a while, the person sitting at the corner of the bed turned into a huge beast. Looking at the sleeping young man, a pad of paws pressed it.

As if to say, this is mine.

"........."

One night passed.

All kinds of birds were chirping outside.

Shen Qing opened his eyes, the heavy curtains blocked the sunlight, and the room was still dark.

"System, what time is it?"

"It's eight o'clock."

He was alone in the house.

It's not too late.

Shen Qing sat up and found himself refreshed, he had a feeling that he could easily run ten kilometers, "Did I have a fever last night, or did I have a dream?"

He didn't remember it too clearly, he only remembered that he dreamed that he became reluctant to spend money——

How can this be.

"Not a dream."

The system replied, "Host! Your son is really taking shape! In a few days, the little Pixiu will still be moving in your stomach!"

Shen Qing: "..."

Dreams shattered.

His face was blank for a moment, and he unconsciously looked at his stomach.

Gan.

"Host, are you happy?"

…fuck you.

Shen Qing's mood was very complicated, there was both unacceptable resistance and a kind of dust settled.

Damn, I'm really going to give birth.

"..."

"woke up?"

Pixiu pushed the door open and came in, with a soft tone, "How do you feel?"

Shen Qing was frightened.

"System, why is he looking at me like this?!"

Overnight, his expression was still as cold as usual, but his eyes became soft, as if he was looking at his lover.

System: "Uh."

Of course you misunderstood him yesterday.

Before the system could say this, Shen Qing figured it out, looked at his stomach, well, it must be the fault of the egg.

Nothing changed from last night except this egg.

As soon as Shen Qing thought about it, he became calm.

The man looked away and grabbed his wrist, the tips of his ears were a little red, "Slow down."

"Breakfast includes soy milk, bean paste buns, purple potato rolls..."

Shen Qing: "..."

He rubbed his goosebumps, "System, I can't get used to his new painting style."

So gentle, he was too embarrassed to torment others.

Soon, he couldn't care less about adapting or not.

As soon as Shen Qing walked downstairs, the smell of the food wafted into his nostrils, and he felt a churning in his stomach, something rolled up to his throat, he couldn't help rushing into the toilet, and retched.

Pi Zong was stunned, and hurriedly followed him, patted his back anxiously, "How is it? Is there anything wrong?"

Shen Qing didn't care to answer him, "System! What's going on!!!"

"...That's right, you'll have morning sickness if you're pregnant."

Shen Qing hadn't even uttered a word of "Gan", when the feeling of nausea came again, and the feeling after another forced his physical tears to come out.

"When can I stop!!"

"...Uh, how many months?"

"How many more months?" The corners of Shen Qing's eyes turned red, and he was so angry that he vomited, you bastard surnamed Pi! !

What not to toss people!It is impossible not to toss!

I want to kill him! !

作者有话要说：谢谢大家的支持，爱你们。感谢在2020-02-0900:13:44~2020-02-1119:36:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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