Me and the villain's CP exploded [Transmigration Book]

"..."

Peel was hit.

Shouldn't be.

How should not ah.

This should not be the result.

He thought that the enemy would automatically reduce their intelligence, and the result would be a disastrous defeat. He never expected that,

—Is he not gentle?Not considerate?

Asking about the health and wellness every day, serving tea and pouring water, because of this, I don’t even play games, I extract all kinds of touching words and sentences in my notebook every day, and send them to his brother when I have nothing to do, and send some jokes from time to time, caring about his life Physical and mental health.

What did he do wrong?

Comparing with his sister-in-law, if he is the most considerate person, his sister-in-law must be the least considerate one.

He served tea and water to his brother, Shen Qing did the opposite and asked his brother to serve him tea and water.

To eat an apple, you should peel it and cut it into small pieces. The size should be moderate. If the apple piece is too small, don’t eat it;

When eating an orange, you have to peel it, and every piece of orange flesh must be clean, otherwise you will dislike bitterness.

He even asked for a cup of tea, and asked the temperature to be kept at 50 degrees...

The contrast between the two sides is so obvious, shouldn't his brother abandon the dark and turn to the bright?

His brother is not.

Under his perfect comparison, not only did his brother not favor him as a nobleman, but the poison of the imperial concubine became more and more serious.Use two words to describe it, crazy, happy.

Every time he didn't finish the tea he poured, he rushed to the imperial concubine's place, brought him tea and water, and coaxed him...

——This is fucking unscientific! !

Peel was lost in thought, could it be that his method was wrong?

—

At first, the system didn't understand why Shen Qing wanted to compare with Pi Er, but later on, he didn't think about it anymore, and devoted himself to the career of assisting, whispering in Shen Qing's ears every day, "Look at the host! President Pi treats you so well!"

"This contrast is too obvious."

"Ahh, you are so sweet!"

"Host host balabala..."

Shen Qing muted the system.

There are some things he can see by himself, and he doesn't need to remind him.

Shen Qing asked her manager, "If in an accident, someone was pregnant with your child, and you feel guilty towards her, would you serve her tea and water and serve her meticulously?"

The agent didn't understand why he suddenly asked this topic, but he replied, "I don't know."

"If she wants to have an abortion, I will compensate him."

"What if you can't fight?"

"We can get married if she wants, and I will be responsible for her and take good care of her."

Shen Qing asked Qin Ming this question again, and got different answers, "...No."

"I'll pay for her to have an abortion."

"If you can't make a call, hire a nanny for her and give her more money... Some requests that are not excessive can be tolerated, no more."

Shen Qing put the phone back, a certain premonition kept jumping out in his heart.

At this moment, Pi Er was asking Pi Wujin: Brother, don't you think my sister-in-law is spoiled?

What kind of indulgence is this?

It's so cute to instigate my husband to act coquettishly with him.Mr. Pi thought sullenly, but he didn't say it out loud. Pi Er didn't need to get involved in the interest between husband and wife.

"Don't think too much, you don't understand what's going on between us."

Shen Qing didn't follow his son Pixiu's instinct, and only shaved a little bit of his hair, how much restraint does it take?

In short, how much Shen Qing loves him, no one else knows.

"I really didn't expect, brother, there is something wrong with your eyes!!"

Pierre was shocked. If his sister-in-law wasn't pampered, then what was?Do you have to ride on his neck every day, pointing at his nose and scolding?

"..." Fuck, the mouth is fast.

Pierre felt bad when he finished talking.Sure enough, he was hit three times in a row without mercy by the man with extremely low air pressure. He was calm and indifferent, decisive and straightforward.

This plot almost made the system die of laughter.

Xiao Pi's complexion is so wonderful that it is rare in the world hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Pi Er didn't know what to think in his head, so he came here specially to tell Shen Qing the conversation between the two brothers. Shen Qing wanted to reject him but was unwilling, so he recounted the conversation between the two while being jealous.

"Sister-in-law, tell me, have you tricked my brother? I see that the filter he opened for you can't be stopped at level ten."

Peel: If it is so touching, I must let my sister-in-law know.jpg

After Shen Qing heard it, she didn't show emotion as Pi Er imagined, but her eyelids twitched instead.

There are some things that you take for granted when you don't notice them, but once you notice them, you feel that everything is wrong.

Should not be ah.

No matter how they think about the situation between the two of them, they can only develop hostility.

…was he being led astray by the others?Peel's words are subjective. He has been brainwashed, so when he hears something, he will think in that direction subconsciously.

Pi Wujin happened to come over and frowned, "What did you tell your sister-in-law?"

"As I said, your sister-in-law is very nice."

"No." Although the correct answer has not been reached yet, Shen Qing vetoed, "I'm not good."

"I'm a man made by nature. I will control my other half very strictly, and I won't give him a penny, but I like to spend money very much, and I don't like spending money.

There is also Wangzi’s disease, hypocritical and picky about many things, you need to be fed when you eat, you need to serve water, you need to carry it when you go for a walk, you like to be hugged on your lap and coaxed,

Occasionally, I need the other half to output rainbow farts at two o'clock in the morning, and I can't repeat it, otherwise I will be unhappy, and there are many weird problems..."

Shen Qing: Whether it's true or not, it's enough to warn Pai Yao not to fall in love with him.

Peel:? ? ?

He hiccupped in fright, is his sister-in-law crazy?He said that, who else would dare to be with him?

"........."

When he saw his brother, he was sure, there was still, at least his brother was really blind.

Look at his expression, shouldn't a normal man find it troublesome to hear these words?retreat?It's fine if his brother doesn't have these expressions on his face, but he can still say that a good man has a sense of responsibility, so what if his whole body melts like an iceberg?

He also has red ears!

Pierre really can't understand his brother's reaction...

Tired.

Shen Qing was also quite strange.

He reiterated earnestly, "What I said is true."

"I know."

Mr. Pi looked at him with gentle eyes, of course he knew what he said was true.Likes to spend money, doesn't agree with flowers, eats and drinks from her husband...every sentence matches them, he is the husband inside.

As for occasionally asking her husband to output rainbow farts - he hasn't output this before, is Qingqing reminding him to praise him more in the future?

And I like to be hugged on my lap and coaxed...

Shen Qing said that these were intended to scare people, but the listeners smiled gently, what could be the reason?

It was specified that he didn't take it seriously.

After Shen Qing figured out this joint, he will have a bottom line.

With a sneer, if Dad doesn't show you a hand, you still think I'm joking with you?

It's decided, see you at two o'clock in the morning tonight, if he is not satisfied with the rainbow, he will pluck his hair!

If he is satisfied with blowing, he also secretly plucks the hair, and it happens that he is going to make a golden bed.

—

The system got the order to wake him up at two o'clock in the morning, and complied.

The matchmaker system is a formal system. For the safety of both the system and the host, they have made a spiritual link. They can talk in the spirit every day, and the system can read the brain waves of the host.

But as a formal system, the rights and interests of the host are of course also protected.

Just like when Shen Qing asked the matchmaker to silence the system, the system would be silent for an hour. When Shen Qing subconsciously did not want the system to know certain thoughts, the privacy protection mode would be activated, and the system would be blocked during this period of time.

Shen Qing's previous thinking, subconsciously rejected the participation of the system.

In other words, the system didn't know that Shen Qing was trying to make things happen, so that Pixiu wouldn't like him.

If he knew, he would definitely stop it with heartache, and the reason is nothing more than a natural couple.

The more the system said Shen Qing became less convinced.

"..."

But Shen Qing didn't get up that night.

The pregnant woman slept soundly. He had a sweet dream. When he woke up, it was bright daylight. Pixiu had already gone to work. There was a note left by him on the bedside table, which said that he had gone to work. Don't forget to eat when he gets up.

Shen Qing:? ? ?

He asked the teacher, "System, why didn't you call me yesterday?"

His gold is gone again!

Heart hurts.

"Why didn't I call you!"

The system shouted, "I called you a minute earlier, but you turned around and blocked me. What can I do? I'm also desperate."

Shen Qing: "..."

Gan.

It doesn't matter, it's okay during the day, and you can blow rainbow farts anytime.

The man who was calling Manager Wang to the office suddenly coughed and his back felt cold.

The author has something to say: Second update.

Duck.