Thousands of pets of little mythical beasts [entertainment]

The time went back to 10 minutes ago, and the children met again at Lin's house.Anyway, since getting to know Fei Fei, apart from the kindergarten, the Lin family has almost become the second base camp for gatherings.

Because of their age, parents do not use smartphones for their children, but children's phones and watches can still be provided.

In the beginning, Cui Yuan and Zhang Xiaohu kept their children's watch numbers in the data because of face-saving reasons.The email address is also the email address they used to apply online using their computer.But later, heh, adults who lie to children are not worthy of seeing the report card at first glance.

Zhang Xiaohu and Cui Yuan's grades were sent to them at the same time, a total of twelve schools, 24 transcripts, at this moment it is considered complete.

Almost all of them are failing, failing grades, and failing comprehensive evaluation.Through the watch screen, it seems that you can see the bright little red crosses on the transcripts.All big duck eggs.

There are even teachers who have a strong sense of responsibility for their children. Even though they know in their hearts that Cui Yuan’s performance will definitely not allow them to enter their elementary school, they finally remind Cui Yuan’s “parents” in the bottom of the message: the child may be slightly mentally retarded. It is too slow, a lot of common sense is completely ignorant, and the ability to think logically is not good at all.It is recommended that parents take their children to the hospital while the children are still young.Otherwise, the child's life will be delayed, and it will be too late to regret.

Every word is sincere, and every sentence is concerned.

Cui Yuan and Zhang Xiaohu checked the report card again, feeling regretful in their hearts.

Alas, it's a pity that Cui Yuan (Zhang Xiaohu) played so well.

Such thoughts disappeared in a flash, and were all covered up by the two smart children.The two began to discuss: "Should I send the transcript directly?"

Cui Yuan thought for a while, then suddenly raised his hand: "Wait!"

Zhang Xiaohu suddenly had a tacit understanding: "Are you thinking..."

Cui Yuan nodded, and turned to talk about other topics, "I tested my dad several times at home, and every time he talked about the entrance exam and Fei Fei's school, his expression was off for two seconds. He must have kept the fact that Philip was underage from me!" Cui Yuan's tone was affirmative.

Zhang Xiaohu: "Me too. My dad doesn't even know it. As soon as he relaxes, the corners of his mouth start to curl up when he's lying! He must be hiding it from me."

"Since they started it first, let's take revenge on what we want to do next, and let them touch the bottom line. You can't tell your children some lies, so it's natural, right?" The children of wealthy families are all precocious, and Cui Yuan is very organized at the moment clear.

And Zhang Xiaohu followed Cui Yuan's train of thought strangely.

"Is it so big to play?" Zhang Xiaohu felt a little pain in his butt.

Cui Yuan didn't take it seriously: "It's fine if you don't die, are you afraid of pain?"

Zhang Xiaohu shook his head: "Not afraid."

"Then let's go..."

The two children looked at each other and said at the same time: "Send my report card to your father, and your report card to my father. Uncle Lin will send two copies."

The three of them are all going to the banquet now, and they will definitely meet each other.Such an embarrassing thing must be sent out to make good friends happy together.

Adults generally don't avoid children very much when speaking, so the two children are almost clear about the real relationship between the three.

That being the case, this is the best way to not only make their father lose face, but also not really retaliate too much and let themselves be beaten up.

Cui Yuan and Zhang Xiaohu, who started texting with their hair down, felt that they were extremely smart.

Twelve transcripts, it is quite time-consuming to send out.

When Cui Huan and Zhang Mu picked up the phone to check, the phone was still ringing non-stop until it rang twelve times in a row.

When Cui Huan (Zhang Mu) was reading the message, he still found time to wonder why Zhang Mu's (Cui Huan) cell phone rang so many times all of a sudden.

But after reading the contents of the phone, the two are not surprised.

Cui Huan sighed inwardly as he looked at the brightly marked report card belonging to Zhang Hengrui on his phone.Cui Yuan and Zhang Xiaohu took the exam together, and the contact information entered may be quite close, which caused the teacher to send the wrong result when sending it.

Zhang Mu should have seen Zhang Xiaohu's results by now, right?He just heard that Zhang Mu's cell phone rang too.Could it be that he received Zhang Xiaohu's grades and Zhang Mu received Cui Yuan's grades?

It's a coincidence to post it repeatedly, and it's too coincidental to post it backwards, so it shouldn't be.

While thinking, Cui Huan saw one of Zhang Xiaohu's report cards with a message from the test teacher, and suspected that Zhang Hengrui might have ADHD, so he asked Zhang Hengrui's parents to take him to the hospital.It's just a small problem. If it is really discovered, it can be treated as early as possible.After all, the test teacher is not a doctor, and he only meets the child once, and cannot replace the parent's constant attention to the child.

Being able to say this far has actually taken a little risk, and it is easy to be thankless.

After Cui Huan finished reading, he no longer wanted to ridicule Zhang Mu.

He recently found Zhang Mu a bit displeased, but if there was something wrong with the child's health, how could he make a big fuss about it and stab Zhang Mu in the heart.

Cui Huan turned around worried for Zhang Mu, just in time to find that Zhang Mu was already looking at him with complicated eyes.

Cui Huan didn't care about Zhang Mu's eyes at the moment, it was normal, if Zhang Mu looked at him with such strange eyes, he would definitely not like it.

But now, isn't this a special case.

Cui Huan hadn't spoken yet, but Zhang Mu said in a heavy tone: "That kid Cui Yuan... usually looks very smart and exciting. Maybe it's just that he wasn't in a good state that day."

Cui Huan:? ? ?

But saying this, Zhang Mu was a little afraid that Cui Huan would not pay attention to it. Don't wait until you really delay the child, and you will regret it for the rest of your life.

So he quickly added: "However, no matter whether it is true or not, it is better to take the child to the hospital for a check-up, so you can rest assured that nothing is wrong. But I think Cui Yuan really has no major problems. He is usually so smart and talkative. Maybe it's just I'm afraid of strangers. Maybe I didn't wake up from sleep!"

Cui Huan: What is this all about?What's wrong with my son, my son is fine.Isn't your son ADHD?

Not to mention, because of Cui Yuan's usual performance, Zhang Mu didn't believe that he was not mentally developed enough.But if it is said that Zhang Xiaohu has ADHD, Cui Huan really believes it.

It's no wonder that Cui Yuan's acting skills are not as good as Zhang Xiaohu's, it's because of the fit of the characters and the contrast outside the play.

Zhang Mu was still chattering on and on, asking Cui Huan to take the child to the hospital for an examination for a while, and then repeatedly saying that it was nothing, trying to excuse Cui Yuan.

Finally, Cui Hong couldn't bear it anymore, and said in a violent tone, "What are you talking about?"

"You didn't receive Cui Yuan's report card?" Zhang Mu asked in surprise, "It can't be such a coincidence, what you received was Xiaohu's report card, right? Then let's change it."

What Cui Huan received was indeed Zhang Xiaohu's report card, and he almost already had some bad premonitions in his heart at this moment.

Before exchanging mobile phones, Zhang Mu did not forget to hold the mobile phone tightly and add: "Calm down after reading this, Cui Yuan is definitely not mentally retarded."

Cui Huan exploded as soon as he heard it, "Isn't Zhang Hengrui ADHD?" I was still thinking about how to comfort you, bah!

Speaking to this point, if Zhang Mu and Cui Huan haven't noticed something wrong, they may be the ones who are mentally retarded.

The two immediately exchanged mobile phones and checked them at a glance.

One of Cui Yuan's test questions: [Please find out which of the following four images is an alien. a is a little tiger, b is a mermaid, c is a normal human child, d is an alien with a big head and a small body】

The answer is obvious, even a three-year-old child can get the correct answer without hesitation.But the answer to this question is blank. According to the analysis, when Cui Yuan was doing this question, because he couldn’t understand the abcd in the options, he sat there for 5 minutes and cried.

Urgent, anxious to cry?The little flame of anger in Cui Huan's heart rushed to Gao Gao.Little brat playing me?You don't know abcd?Still crying?Unless you have a twin brother named Cui Xiaoyuan!

Similarly, Zhang Xiaohu also had a test question.

The title is like this [Xiao Ming scored [-] points in the exam, Xiao Dong scored [-] points less than Xiao Ming, Xiao Lan scored [-] points more than Xiao Dong, who is the best? 】

This question does not test the child's arithmetic ability, but logic and reaction ability.Since city c is the capital and has the highest level of education in country c, this kind of question is not too difficult.By the way, the child's literacy is also tested.

Zhang Xiaohu’s answer was very good. He raised his head and asked the teacher to read the question for him. After scratching his head and scratching his head, he angrily crossed out Xiaoming, Xiaodong and Xiaolan. The answer: Xiaohu is the most powerful, Xiaohu scored [-] points in the test!

Zhang Mu's hand holding the mobile phone is gradually clenched. Zhang Xiaohu, who has read half a book of children's Olympiad in half a month at home, is a ghost?play me!Little bastard play me!

The key is to forget about playing me, and let me lose such a big person in front of Cui Hong!The little bastard lost all face and face!

This banquet can't last any longer, so it's time to go to Lin's house as soon as possible and bring out the little bastard to beat him up.

For the next half an hour, Cui Huan and Zhang Muquan first pretended to be calm facing each other, and then waited until Lin Jingli read the 24 report cards sent when the phone was muted, and when he looked up again, both of them had disappeared.

Lin Jingli shook his head, impatient.

Hayashiya

"Cui Yuan!"

"Zhang Hengrui!"

There were two roars full of anger and endless anger from outside the door.

The person involved was still doing well, and Philip, who was sitting on the carpet, was so frightened by the sudden roar that the little train in his hand dropped.

Looking at it now, Zhang Xiaohu was a little dissatisfied, and said to Zhang Mu who had just entered the door: "Don't make noise, don't you know how to be polite when visiting someone's house? It's a big deal, we'll talk about it when we get home."

Well behaved and calm.It looks like it's ready for a storm.

Cui Yuan did the same, forcibly picked up the little train and handed it to Feifei before Chu Xiaohan, then looked at Cui Huan who had also come in and met Zhang Mu again awkwardly, and said, "You are the one on the report card. What's the matter? Don't be in a hurry. I've already told Grandpa all about the situation, but I don't think it's my fault alone, and we have to be equally wrong. "

"Score? What score? What's wrong with me?" Cui Huan completely forgot that he was hiding it first.

Cui Yuan carried out the old man, and Cui Huan could barely maintain his sanity.Compared with Cui Huan, Zhang Mu is directly irritable.

He didn't listen to what Zhang Xiaohu said, and rolled up his sleeves regardless of his image, "Zhang Xiaohu, today I have to let you feel what a complete childhood is."