Wearing a pheromone to become a fool

"Why not," he winked, "man, that's the way it is."

Chunlai is young and not very courageous: "Master Qinghui is so noble, so innocent and so unsullied...I dare not."

"You bastard, godfather, I have been serving the Supreme Emperor. I have never seen such a woman. Long live is the lord of a country. If he favors you, whoever is lucky, whose blessing is that?"

"But--"

"No but," Yi Dongpo scratched his buttocks, causing him to scream in pain.

Unable to bear the pain, Chunlai kept begging for mercy, and compromised: "...Godfather, where can I find that..."

He couldn't say it, he stuttered for a long time before uttering the word "medicine".

"You can't come in plain sight, it's not honorable, you take advantage of the dark moon and the wind to sneak to the Imperial Hospital tonight, bypass the court judge Song Buning, and ask for it from the doctor's hand, don't say it's for Long Live."

Chunlai groaned, cupped her little face, looked up at the moon, silently waiting for "the moon is dark and the wind is high" in Yi Dongpo's mouth.

Wei Yansi turned half of her body, watched the father and son's warm interaction from a distance, didn't ask much, just thought they were talking about themselves.

Showing compassion, he said: "Old Yi, get up!"

Yi Dongpo, as if he had been pardoned, was polite enough to say thank you, Lord Long En, and leaned on the wall to get up, but after kneeling for a day, his old legs had long since lost feeling, and he fell back with a thud.

Chunlai felt sorry for him, half hugged his old waist, and helped him get up.

Wei Yansi couldn't bear it, so he recruited two young eunuchs, and told them to stay in Yi Dongpo's courtyard to serve tonight, and by the way, favor Yi Dongpo to take a rest for a few days.

Yi Dongpo pretended to refuse, and insisted on fighting in the front line of the service industry.

"Okay," Wei Yansi laughed, acknowledging that he had a lot of drama, and waved his hand, "Go back."

Yi Dongpo also directly called the emperor's grace.

Two young eunuchs helped him out of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, but he turned his head on his back and forced a wicked smile towards Chunlai.

The next day, it rained lightly.

Wei Yansi's febrile period has entered the susceptible stage. In addition to backache, back pain, and fever all over the body, her canine teeth are also itchy.

She went to pay respects to the Supreme Emperor and the Empress Dowager as usual in the early court. She thought that she would still not be able to enter the gate of the Huangji Palace, but for the first time, she saw a gray-haired old eunuch in front of the palace gate.

His rickety waist was like a bent straw, and the corners of his eyes drooped like curtains, covering his slack eyeballs.

Wei Yansi admired him for not retiring despite his age, looked him up and down, and asked Chunlai who this was?

Chunlai took her arm, helped her get off the dragon chariot, and said in a low voice, "It's Li Dequan, Eunuch Li, my godfather's master, he's my master grandpa."

Wei Yansi wanted to continue to ask, but suddenly he heard Li Gonggong say in a muffled phlegm voice: "This old slave pays his respects to Long Live."

There were less than ten words in a sentence, and he was out of breath.

Wei Yansi respected the old and loved the young, and was afraid that he would die if he knelt down, so he was allowed to excuse himself.

Eunuch Li was stubborn and insisted on kneeling. When he kneeled together, the time for a cup of tea was gone.

Wei Yansi: "..."

Led by Eunuch Li, she walked to the depths of the Huangji Hall, walked through the carved verandas, and passed the painted pavilions. The place she looked at was exquisite and open, as if she was in another world.

There is the richness and naturalness that an emperor's family should have, and there is also the scholarly spirit of a refined scholar.

After traveling through the book for four months, it was the first time for her to walk in here.

I heard that the Huangji Hall was designed and built by the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the Ministry of Industry after the Supreme Emperor wanted to retire. It took a full three years.The Supreme Emperor usually doesn't like to be disturbed by others, and rarely goes out.

Walking into the courtyard with a quiet environment, there are more summer flowers competing for beauty, just like a woman swaying her slender figure. The fragrance of flowers infuses magic power into Xia Yu, and knocks on the bright yellow glazed tiles, splashing a dripping fragrance.

Wei Yansi slowed down and stopped to watch.

Li Dequan: "It was all planted by the Supreme Emperor himself. He loves to tend flowers and plants in his spare time, and he devotes all his attention to them. Look, the growth is so good, and the old servant also likes it very much."

Wei Yansi asked nonchalantly, "Is there any mint and jasmine?"

As soon as the words came out, she felt a little embarrassed, fearing that others would spy on her mind, she hastily turned her face away.

Li Dequan smiled slightly and said: "Of course there are. The Supreme Emperor likes to make tea with mint. If you like it, you can ask the Supreme Emperor for some."

The speaker has no intention but the listener has the intention, Wei Yansi really took these words down.

Turning round and round into the main hall, the pure and refreshing Ruinaoxiang rushed to the face.

An old man dozed off on the golden throne, wearing only a snow-white long silk shirt without a belt, which was loose.But his hair was much whiter than Li Dequan's, as if heavy snow had fallen all over his head.

It's hard to imagine that a person over half a century old can be so old, with long beards that are loose and loose, scattered on the big belly, shaking because of coughing.

When he saw her, his eyes were red like blood, and he didn't know whether he was coughing too much or he was too excited.

"Xiao Wu, come here." He moved with difficulty, patted the vacant half of the seat, "Sit here."

He had heard Yi Dongpo say that the Supreme Emperor loved the original owner the most, and it was true when he saw it today, and he thought it was right, otherwise he would not have left the original owner and his two elder brothers to choose her as the emperor.

Wei Yansi couldn't make a fuss, so she lifted the hem of the dragon robe, sat at his feet, raised her head and opened her innocent and harmless eyes: "Father."

The Taishanghuang pinched her red ears with his withered fingers: "Little cunning, do you miss your father?"

"Of course I do."

The Taishanghuang started to cough again, and stopped after only two sounds: "Father, I am always confused, but I can always see you in my dreams."

Wei Yansi knelt up straight, put his palms on his curved spine, and helped him to relax.

The Supreme Emperor pushed her to sit back: "Hey, are you sick? You smell like medicine."

The pheromone in the susceptible stage is the strongest, and Wei Yansi said vaguely: "It's getting late, my son is in a hurry to go to court, and he will come to visit you after the court."

The Supreme Emperor slapped her softly on the back, forbidding her to go, gasped a few times, and asked her if she really wanted to straighten out the imperial court and punish her.

It turned out that he was looking for her because of this matter.

Wei Yansi didn't take it seriously, and told him what he saw and heard at the West Gate.

"You are the emperor, it's a good thing to care about the people, but everything is difficult at the beginning, take your time, don't be too anxious." The head of the Supreme Emperor hangs heavily on his chest, and it took a long time to lift it up, as if he had lost his bloody lips after falling asleep Wriggling, "There are few innocent people in the civil and military dynasties, and now there is a severe drought in Yuzhou, and you may make people panic, and the loss outweighs the gain."

"According to my father's opinion, what should I do?"

"First... let's make an example to the monkeys."

Wei Yansi nodded with a vague understanding.

Having said everything that should be said, the Supreme Emperor no longer wanted to keep her, pinched her face reluctantly, let go before pinching out the fingerprints, and recalled: "Time is not forgiving, you grow up so fast, when I first saw you , you are so tall..."

He gestured with his palm three inches below his waist.

Wei Yansi wondered, this height should be four or five years old, and only met the Supreme Emperor for the first time?

Just wondering, Chunlai came in to remind me that it was time to go to court.

Wei Yan didn't have time to think about it, and exited respectfully.

He retreated to the door and was stopped by the Supreme Emperor. The old man stretched his eyebrows, and shook a rattle like a prank.

The drumhead made a crisp thud.

After he finished shaking, he laughed heartily twice.

Wei Yansi was pondering the deep meaning of the Supreme Emperor's inquiry, whether the so-called "killing chickens to warn monkeys" was reminding her to punish them severely, or to make big things smaller.

Above the court hall, Ge Changliu let out an angry cough, pulling back her erratic thoughts.

She hurriedly adjusted her posture, and said skillfully: "My dear friends, do you have any advice?"

Ge Changliu understood and repeated Jiangcai's words, stating that this matter is related to the country and the country, and it is better to start with the Ministry of Households first, and point out that the Ministry of Households is short of food, or there is a deficit, so that food cannot be replenished in time.

It's been a long time since sitting on the dragon chair, Wei Yansi has already figured out the way they form a faction, there are three major factions, Ge Changliu is the leader of the royalist party, facing the Supreme Emperor, what he said now is the Supreme Emperor's favor .

Wei Yansi went down the donkey and took out the household department to perform a scene of shaking the mountain and shaking the tiger.

Hubu Shangshu was going to struggle a bit, stepped out, didn't cry out for injustice, just crawled to the ground, kowtowed three times, admitting that there was indeed a deficit.

He didn't play cards according to common sense, which aroused Wei Yansi's curiosity.

"Long live, the severe drought in Yuzhou has spread to the seven surrounding prefectures, and tens of thousands of people have been affected. The household department can't collect food and taxes, but has to take out 10 million shi of food, and dare not distribute the military food in the four regions. It is really depressing."

After finishing a rigorous set of rhetoric, he shouted Long live Mingchao, and shed two tears of sadness along the way.

Wei Yansi couldn't help being moved so affectionately, and suddenly received Ge Changliu's wink, and asked the Minister of the Household Department why he didn't report it?

Ge Changliu interjected at the right time: "The Household Department is in charge of the finances. Whether it is due to land taxes or concealed accounts is a matter of concern to the people of the world. I implore Long Live to find out."

"The one whose surname is Ge!" Hubu Shangshu was very angry, and wanted to tear Ge Changliu's mouth. Ge Changliu was a few years younger than him, so he avoided it with a little flexibility.

The people around stepped forward to persuade the fight, and the Golden Luan Hall suddenly jumped up and down, making a lot of noise, it was purely the aunts in the vegetable market playing naughty.

Wei Yansi has one head and two big ones.

The author has something to say:

I’m on the list, I’m super happy, so I’m going to give out red envelopes to celebrate, remember to press my paw, draw two lucky geese, and give out 500 Jinjiang coins each