Wearing a pheromone to become a fool

Therefore, they listened to Chunlai's advice - to run.

And the running is very strategic, one person runs separately in one direction.

Wei Yansi has an alpha system, and has a strong figure. Under the cover of the night, he quickly escaped from the hunt.

Chunlai is also very lucky. He grew up in the palace since he was a child, and he is familiar with the long streets and alleys, so he naturally escaped smoothly.

The master and servant met on Xichang Street.

Wei Yansi supported the red wall, gasping for breath and looking up at the sky, and said melancholy, "I don't know what happened to Qinghui County Lord?"

Suddenly, I heard the annoying sound of the gong, getting closer and closer, accompanied by the shout of "Catch the thief".

Xu was a little nervous because of being tormented by the Red Lotus Sect, and later turned into "catching assassins".

It seems that Qu Jinying is still in danger.

Seeing the injustice on the road, Wei Yansi wanted to draw his sword to help. Wei Yansi couldn't bear to see death, so he ran over and ran into Qu Jinying at the end of the long street.

Who would have thought that the dignified and dignified Lord Qinghui would end up in such a field, as the old saying goes, a tiger falls in Pingyang and is bullied by dogs—a swarm of eunuchs bite her hard, the scene is chaotic and funny.

Qu Jinying saw her, and ran towards her in panic as she was a life-saving straw.

But Wei Yansi was hugged by Chunlai who was chasing up, and was dragged into a narrow alley beside her. She grabbed the wall and struggled to go out to save people. When she looked around, she saw that Qu Jinying had fallen into the enemy's siege .

"Let go of me."

"Long live, you can't go! Once you are exposed, the queen mother must know that you have a private meeting with the county magistrate late at night."

Listen to these unsavory words, private meeting?

Wei Yansi glared at him, but also thought it was reasonable.

Chunlai continued to persuade: "It's a big deal for Qinghui County Lord to go to the Punishment Department. If you wait patiently until dawn, you can go to the Punishment Department to find people. You are long live, and no one dares to disobey you."

"Department of Punishment...But the girl of Qinghui County Lord Jiao Didi, how could she bear this hardship."

"The slave is a member of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, and everyone in the palace knows him, so I will go to the Shenxing Department to take care of it, so that the Lord Qinghui will not suffer."

Wei Yansi had no choice but to agree, and went to peek at Qu Jinying again, the girl was like a helpless little white rabbit surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves, but she was full of pride, and angrily reprimanded: "Presumptuous."

These two words sounded familiar, Wei Yan recalled that when he first met her, he pushed back the long hair on the nape of her neck, and the first thing she said was "presumptuous".

At that time, she was really fierce...and milky, exactly the same as she is now.

Wei Yansi muttered nonchalantly: "The county magistrate... is quite cute."

It happened that Qu Jinying turned her head to look at her, even though there was a thick night between them, Wei Yansi could still clearly see that her crystal clear eyes were full of sadness.

Sin ah.

Wei Yansi hid back, endured the pain in his conscience, walked back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation along the back door, and lay down on the dragon bed with all his clothes on, desperately looking forward to the early sunrise of the sun.

About half an hour later, Feng He asked to see him, and reported through the bead curtain: "Long live, there is a lot of commotion outside, which has alarmed the Queen Mother and the Emperor, as well as the empresses of all palaces."

The imperial guards could not stay in the inner palace at night, he was on duty at the guards' office, and in the middle of the night commanded the shift change, when he suddenly heard something happened in the palace, he came to ask Wei Yansi well as soon as possible.

Wei Yansi trusted him, told him the whole story, and asked him to lead the guards to conduct a pretentious search.

"The slave takes orders." Feng He cupped his fists and retreated.

He came as soon as spring came: "The servant of Shen Xingsi has been there, and the proper arrangements have been made, you can rest assured."

No matter how appropriate it can be, the place of the Punishment Division is poor, dark and humid, how can Qu Jinying, a delicate person, bear it.

Wei Yansi's heart was in turmoil, and she boiled and boiled, but the sun came out, and it was about to show a little peak on the top of Dongshan Mountain, so she couldn't wait to put on the thorned gold nine-dragon robe, put on the flat sky crown, and set up the supernatural The imperial patriarch rides on a dragon chariot to head towards Shen Xingsi, and he is known to the outside world as: personally interrogating assassins.

As soon as the dragon chariot landed, she bumped into Nanny Lan at the door, and after asking, she found out that the queen mother heard that the Punishment Department had arrested Qinghui County Lord, she must have misunderstood, and specially ordered Nanny Lan to come and take him back to the Palace of Compassion.

"Really?" Wei Yansi pretended to be surprised, Twelve Beads dangled in front of her eyes, like an ignorant child, and asked, "Why is the Lord Qinghui being regarded as an assassin for no reason?"

Sister Lan: "Your servant has asked the county master. She left home suddenly, tossed and turned, and walked in the palace with her maid. The road is not familiar, and she entered the cold palace by mistake. The eunuch who was watching at night thought her a thief. .”

Wei Yansi's acting skills are amazing, and he made a final conclusion: "A group of dog slaves have blinded their eyes and offended the county master. They must be taught a lesson."

Then it came that Yi Dongpo called him a bloody sprinkler and fined him three months' salary.

Yi Dongpo knelt on the dirty ground of the Punishment Department, shivering, and promised to rectify the atmosphere in the palace and give Wei Yansi a satisfactory explanation.

"It's so good." Wei Yansi's expression was solemn and dignified, with the majesty of an emperor.

After being in prison for half a night, Qu Jinying was carefully groomed before being sent out by the eunuch of the Punishment Department nodding and bowing.

The moment he saw Wei Yansi, he gave him a big roll of his eyes without hesitation.

Wei Yansi was stunned.

In the back of my mind, I asked three times.

Qu Jinying rolled his eyes?Qu Jinying rolled my eyes?How could Qu Jinying roll my eyes?

From the first day I met Qu Jinying, this girl was always polite, even though there was thunder in her chest, her face was as calm as a lake.

How angry do you have to be to roll your eyes?

Wei Yansi was flustered, it was over, the relationship he had worked so hard to build with the heroine was ruined.

The atmosphere between them became a little delicate, and Lan Nanny was as careful as a hair, and immediately understood that it was just flirting between the little mandarin ducks.

His eyebrows twitched and he suppressed a smile: "Long live, the queen mother is worried about the safety of the county lord, this servant should ask someone to go back, so that the queen mother won't wait for a long time."

"Nurse Lan, please go ahead." Wei Yansi twitched ten fingers together, "The county magistrate was frightened, so I need to rest. I will go down to visit you."

Qu Jinying's still eyebrows and eyes clearly said "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen", but on his mouth, he said lightly: "Long live, there are many opportunities, don't worry about my concubine."

But as a human being, one should be considerate in terms of etiquette. Wei Yansi ended the morning court hastily, and really drove to the Palace of Compassion and Ning, but ended up getting a bad nose——Qu Jinying said that she was ill and was afraid of polluting her holy eyes. Refuse to see the driver.

The Empress Dowager and Nanny Lan looked at each other and smiled, and just let her go.

Wei Yansi had no choice but to say a few words of greeting, and left in despair. Just as he went out, he saw a limping little willow from a distance, and was approached by Feng He.

After asking, she found out that she sprained her ankle last night, so she hid in the rockery in the Imperial Garden in desperation and did not dare to come out. This morning, she was found by Master Fenghe, and she had just carried her to the Imperial Hospital to be bandaged.

For the remaining two days, Wei Yansi fell into the dilemma of "why the heroine is angry".

I have no clue about all kinds of entanglements, so I don't feel ashamed to ask Yi Dongpo.

Yi Dongpo, who had always been inexplicably confident, sighed and said, "Long live, this is the most difficult problem in the world, please be smarter!"

Fortunately, Chunlai was young and had few sloppy guts, so he said bluntly, "Long live, instead of thinking about it here, why don't you ask Qinghui county master yourself."

Wei Yansi immediately acted like a cat whose tail had been trampled and hurt, and said, "Who told you that you are the Lord of Qinghui County! You are the only one who talks too much!"

"You don't think about food and drink these days, and the slave will guess—"

Wei Yansi Longyan was furious and punished him with ten slaps on the mouth.

After some hesitation, he still took a pen and wrote down the question, stuffed it into an envelope, and asked Chunlai to deliver the letter to Qu Jinying.

Chunlai who just finished slapping herself: "..."

He respectfully accepted the letter, went to it non-stop, and returned it non-stop, and brought the reply back to everyone's expectations.

The reply came too fast, like a tornado, Wei Yansi took a knife to pick up the seal after a long period of mental preparation, and under her scribbled notes, there was a paragraph of dragon and phoenix font.

"A glass of wine in the spring breeze of peach and plum, ten years of light in the night and rain in the rivers and lakes."

There is nothing worse than death.

Wei Yansi understood, Qu Jinying blamed himself for not jumping out to save the beauty when she was caught.

"It's all your fault! Pull me and prevent me from saving people!" Wei Yansi scolded Chunlai severely, and punished him with ten slaps on the mouth.

Spring comes full of desolation: the emperor's loneliness, the servant's fault.

"Why don't you set off another fireworks show to coax people?" Chunlai suggested.

How can we set off fireworks every time, nothing new, Wei Yansi was upset, waved them away, and was alone.

At night, Wei Yansi slept in Longta, and dreamed that Qu Jinying's face was ruthless, her eyes were bloodshot, and she stabbed a dagger into her heart amidst the flames of war.

She woke up shaking, sweating profusely.

Barefooted on the ground, he went to the private treasury to look through many antique calligraphy and paintings, rare treasures, and ordered Yi Dongpo to send them to the Palace of Compassionate Ning early the next morning to reward Qu Jinying.

But they don't accept it.

Such an act of hurting the emperor's face is comparable to committing a crime of deceiving the emperor.

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