Wearing a pheromone to become a fool

Chunlai didn't dare to ask any more questions, so he nodded in response: "...Slave, please ask Lord Fenghe to keep an eye on it?"

Wei Yansi knew this person, he was a guard with a knife in front of the imperial court, he didn't like to talk, and there was a knife mark between the bridge of his nose, which was very personal.

"Very good."

She suddenly felt her hands go weak and her feet sore, and she almost couldn't stand up. Fortunately, Chunlai had quick eyes and hands to support her, so she didn't fall to the ground.

"Long live! Hey, hurry up and declare the imperial physician."

"no need."

It's just the symptoms you should have during the fever period. In addition, I didn't have a good rest, and the glands under the collar were extremely hot.

When she returned to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, her symptoms became more severe, so that when she closed her eyes, she was full of Qu Jinying.

The aroma of jasmine and mint, the woman struggling under the canine teeth, the smell of rust spreading from the tip of the tongue...

Immediately, he was embarrassed again, and his face turned red in disbelief.

She bypassed the spacious desk, sat in the carved golden dragon chair, coughed tiredly, and glanced at the chief assistant Lu Chijing and the second assistant Ge Changliu standing under her eyes.

One of them is old-fashioned and serious, and the other is gentle.

Different temperaments but equally difficult, especially Lu Chijing.

The topic of discussion was related to the severe drought in Yuzhou, as Chunlai said.

She didn't talk too much about things she didn't understand, she pretended to listen and ask questions, then left it to Wenyuan Pavilion to deal with it, and said a few words of condolences by the way.

"I'm tired, the two lovers should step down."

But the two lovers did not retreat, obviously there are other things.

Wei Yansi sat back helplessly, leaned limply on the desk, picked up a memorial as a fan, and waited for them to write.

With a white beard dangling in front of his chest, Lu Chijing straightened his back like a door panel, and said straight to the point: "I heard that Long Live favored a skinny horse."

Ge Changliu was not to be outdone: "But the empress in the palace is not good enough?"

Wei Yansi: Can you stop asking so bluntly!

"Loves, speak straight."

The two adults plopped and knelt down: "I implore Long Live to accept the harem."

If you accept the harem, you will accept the harem. Why do you make it look like you risk your life to see him.

As a girl with yellow flowers, this topic is quite embarrassing.If you don't choose, it will attract suspicion and expose your daughter's identity.Choose it, and you must favor it, otherwise it will still attract suspicion.

Wei Yansi fell into a dilemma and took a compromise attitude: "Let's discuss this matter later."

Unexpectedly, the lovers are firm.

Lu Chijing: "The emperor has been at the imperial court for four years. It is time to fill the harem and extend the descendants to protect the country and the country of the wild goose."

Ge Changliu: "I implore the emperor to think twice!"

Wei Yansi didn't bother to talk to them, so he ordered Yi Dongpo to pass on the meal, and specially ordered a cherry ice cream to relieve the heat.

Yi Dongpo boldly reminded her that according to the rules of her ancestors, no extra meals are allowed for the main meal.

Wei Yansi asked: "Am I going to the head eunuch who seems to have not been executed by Ling Chi?"

"The servant will go to the imperial dining room to cook for himself."

As soon as he left, Chunlai came and told Wei Yansi that her two elder brothers—King Yichuan and King Boshan had heard that she had been assassinated and had come to visit her, and they were already waiting in Yushu Pavilion.

Wei Yansi used this to get away, and went away without looking back.

The poor two pavilion elders are both elderly people. If they were 20 years younger, they would definitely try the stunt of being unable to kneel and fight Wei Yansi to the end.

man!

I have to obey the old.

So he used the method of saving the country with a curve, and went to the Huangji Hall to see the Supreme Emperor.

Retired for four years, the Supreme Emperor loves to tend the flowers and plants in the yard on weekdays. The only fly in the ointment is that he is a little demented, sometimes sober and sometimes confused.

Today was when he just woke up, and he only heard about the "Slender Horse Gate" incident, and when he heard that the two of them had something to ask for an audience, he hurriedly announced that they would come to see him.

After understanding their reason for coming, they felt that it made sense, the emperor was old and full of vigor, and the harem should have some caring girls to serve him, so he completely agreed with the emperor's suggestion of accepting the harem.

"Leave this matter to the Queen Mother!" He said, shaking the rattle in his hand.

The two adults went away contentedly.

That night, the Empress Dowager summoned the emperor to go to the Palace of Compassion and Ning.

"Emperor, if you don't choose this beautiful girl, you have to choose." The queen mother sighed with a sad face.

"The queen mother doesn't want me to choose a concubine?"

"You are a girl, and you blame Aijia for not being firm enough back then..."

She hesitated to speak, and then asked: "What are you doing calling a skinny horse into the palace?"

Wei Yansi perfunctory: "Yangzhou skinny horses are famous all over the world, the emperor just wants to see them."

"Hey, choose a concubine to choose a concubine. The Ai family will take care of you and choose some well-behaved and sensible ones, so that the courtiers will not stop."

Wei Yansi had watched a lot of palace fighting dramas, and knew that this harem was the place where pure and good girls' youth would be ruined, so she cupped her hands helplessly and said, "It's all up to the queen mother to decide."

"Good emperor, I have wronged you."

Seeing Nanny Lan coming in with a bowl of soup, the queen mother said again: "You are not in good health yet, so the small kitchen specially made a warming stew for you."

"Thank you, Queen Mother."

The queen mother patted her cheek lovingly, and the touch was as soft and warm as the sun shining through the leaves on the cotton wool.

In the world outside the book, her mother died very early, and she has been living with her father. As a rare S-class alpha, she is the pride of her father, but her glands were destroyed by a high fever that persisted.

The honor turned into shame overnight, and the disappointed father sent him back to his mother's hometown, where he lived with his grandparents.

The two old people became all the comfort in the lost life. The warmth at this moment made her miss the spring before wearing the book. In the rainy season, they passed away one after another and became people who could only live in memory forever.

She choked up for a moment, picked up the spoon and took a sip of the soup. The taste was delicious, and she tasted the taste of fresh bamboo shoots and rich gravy.

Feeling happy in the throat, I took another sip, um, there is also the fragrance of lotus leaves, which lingers on the lips and tongue for a long time after the entrance.

The soreness and fatigue all over the body also eased a lot.

"Thank you, Queen Mother."

The queen mother was relieved: "You just need to drink as much as you like...my poor child, you should have a great life."

After using the tonic soup, she found that the moon was shining brightly tonight, so she intimately accompanied the queen mother for a walk by the stage of the Palace of Compassion and Peace, and then personally served her old man back to sleep in the hall.

Two days later, the fever period passed, and Wei Yansi went to visit Yi Dongpo alone.

This old slippery man's status is different from that of ordinary eunuchs, he has his own small courtyard, which he named after a gentle name - Begonia Courtyard.

He entered the palace at the age of ten and stayed in the greenhouse for many years. Every day, he would take care of the flowers and plants planted by the Supreme Emperor himself in the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

Stay for 30 years.

As soon as Wei Yansi stepped into the gate of Haitang Garden, he heard him howling miserably, even crying and cursing, the little eunuch who was applying medicine for him scolded and ran away.

Wei Yansi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and went into the house.

"You still have the face to come back to the dog!"

Wei Yansi slapped his bruised buttocks, the pain made him cry for father and mother, and only then did he realize that the person in front of him was Nine-Five Supreme.

Terrified, he got up and kowtowed to plead guilty regardless of his illness.

Wei Yansi held him down: "Lie down."

Yi Dongpo burst into tears with gratitude: "Slave is such a cheap life, why can He De bother Long Live to come and visit in person?"

And swore to swear that she will be her ghost in this life.

Wei Yansi: "..."

"Bang bang bang", someone is knocking on the door.

"Long live, Weichen Fenghe has something to play." The voice was cold, like a killer without emotion.

An hour later, Wei Yansi stood in the bustling and noisy Ten Mile Long Street.

Goulan Wasi on the left, Qinlou Chuguan on the right, Yingying Yanyan all over the street said the same trick of attracting customers.

——The uncle is here to play!

It was the first time for Wei Yansi to see such a scene, she was really novel and apprehensive: "Fenghe, are you sure the Qinghui County Lord is here?"

"Back to the master, it's in this house." Feng He stood with his sword in his arms, his black clothes and boots matched his expressionless dark skin very well.

Yi Dongpo looked wretched, and looked at her with "Long live, you really know how to play".

On the lips are hypocritical and harsh words: "Master, there are so many people in this place, it's better for us not to go in, you are a man of gold."

While talking, he stared lewdly at the girl Yishui in front of the door.

Wei Yansi was speechless, and walked inside.

"Master, you can't do it." Yi Dongpo came back to his senses, and limped in front of her, "The matter of the skinny horse is not over yet, and I'm afraid it's inappropriate for you to visit the brothel again..."

Wei Yansi exposed him: "Are you afraid of getting your butt hit again?"

"Oh, I beg the master to take pity on the slave."

Wei Yansi would not pity him, so he bypassed him and continued on.

Dressed in a gorgeous yet extravagant attire, she managed to attract the attention of Madam Man Tingfang, leaving the other guests to trot forward.

He uttered the classic line that belonged exclusively to the bustard: "Master, you look at the face, come and play with us for the first time!"

Knowing all the rules, Wei Yansi took off the bulging money bag from her waist and threw it over.

Seeing Qian's eyes open, the old bustard flicked the handkerchief in his hand, and called the servant: "Hurry up and invite all the best girls in our Man Ting Fang!"

"No, please give us a clean room."

"Look at what you said, you don't like the girls in our building?" The bustard led the way upstairs, "You sit in the room for a while, and I will let the lady of Huakui accompany you to have a drink. Miss Hongjin, you must have heard of it. Bar."

Wei Yansi: "No."

Bustard: "..."

Hongjin is very busy now, greeting distinguished guests in the room.

"Thank you, Miss Hong, for helping me this time."

"Master Qinghui, don't say that, a little busyness is nothing to worry about."

"The kindness of dripping water should be repaid by the spring." Qu Jinying carefully twisted the skin of the melon seeds, put the nuts in his mouth, chewed and swallowed them carefully, and said, "I also want to thank Sanniang for giving me advice."

Her third mother is Wen Caixiu, who is not a few years older than her. She used to be an official prostitute.

That day Hongjin came to the Hou Mansion to visit Wen Sanniang, and was accidentally seen by the Second Household, who scolded her for being immoral and disgraced the Hou Mansion.

Wen Sanniang couldn't bear it anymore, so she contradicted her, and the matter became so big that she had to be invited to uphold justice.

She is the daughter of the first wife, and she has never been very good with the second wife, so she naturally turned to them.

After the matter was resolved, they saw that her complexion was not good, so they spoke a few words of concern.

A prostitute is a low-level person who knows some heresy.

She was desperate and asked if there was a way to cover up the wound, but she never thought that she found the right master.

Serving people all day long, girls in brothels will inevitably encounter troublesome masters. Even if they are injured, they will still welcome guests the next day. They will personally make some thick powder and apply it on the wound to cover it. It's hard to see the difference.

Hongjin immediately went back to Man Tingfang and brought the self-made makeup powder, which saved Qu Jinying from disaster.

Tonight is the night of Kui Kui Jue in Baiguan. Every brothel will send the best girls to participate in the competition.

Literati and poets even gathered together to see the elegant demeanor of Bai Kui competing for beauty, even the ladies who were raised in the boudoir would meet together.

It's an annual event.

Qu Jinying took this opportunity and brought Wen Sanniang to thank her.

He also said: "This matter is no small matter, please don't talk about it with others, Miss Hong."

Hongjin has a straightforward personality: "I heard Sanniang talk about you a long time ago. I know that it is not easy for you to be a housekeeper. You always take care of her. You are Sanniang's benefactor and also my benefactor. Don't worry, I will keep my mouth shut."

As he spoke, he went out and called in a table of good food.

When I met the madam, I asked her to go to the elegant room of Tianzihao to serve the guests.

Hong Jin declined: "The competition is about to start, I am practicing the song, please excuse me for my mother."

"Knowing that you are busy, my mother can't bear to disturb you, but Tianzihao's guests are really precious, so please come and say a few nice words, just have a glass of wine."

Hongjin looked embarrassed, and entangled with her every word.

After a few rounds, there has been a defeat.

Qu Jinying was grateful for her kindness, and naturally wanted to intercede for her, put on a veil to hide Lushan's true face, and turned to ask the madam.

"How much did that guest pay?"

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