He came to the moon with a tractor

It was already noon when Kou Si woke up, he sat up with difficulty, his neck clicked, and his whole body hurt everywhere.

The sun was plentiful, and the place to sleep was not the bed, but Tang Que's sleeping stool.

There were seven or eight children gathered on the window sill in front of them, and they all lay there drawing pictures with serious faces, turning a blind eye to him, a big sleeping man.

One of them has already been drawn, and the drawing paper is consciously put aside and piled up, picking a lollipop with an excited expression.

A corner of the drawing paper was blown away by the wind, and a caravan was drawn on it, bright yellow in color, with four wheels that were not too round and twisted, and the mechanical cat lying on the roof looked like an iron ball.

Although ugly, it can be seen that every stroke is very serious.

The eyes of the children in the slums are so agile, it seems that they don't care about the situation that they don't even have enough to eat.

Thin but happy, it seems the car is keeping their innocence.

Kou Si squinted his eyes for a while, sighed, "It's so cute."

One of the children looked up at him, blinked his big eyes, "Good morning, uncle."

Kou Si straightened up and patted him on the head, "I will call you Brother Kou from now on."

The child nodded obediently.

Although the interior of the car is warm, the place is really small, and there are piles of messy things, all of which are useless things sent by Kou Si.

He raised his legs to find a place to get down, and he had to take care of rubbing the sore back of his neck. He stepped out of the car door with difficulty, and saw Tang Que at a glance.

Ah, he is still so radiant and beautiful as ever, Kou Si admired his back, and couldn't stop praising him in his heart.

Tang Que was sitting on the doorstep, fiddling with a radio in his hand, and it was beeping "Zi la Zi la".

It was probably broken, and it was torn apart by him.

Kou Si couldn't help but move over and touched his shoulder, "Little boss, what did you do to me last night? I'm in so much pain."

Tang Que looked calm, "I didn't do anything."

"Really?" Kou Si lazily leaned back, "When I hugged you at that time, I was thinking in my heart, what would happen to you if I fainted in your arms again? Take me to the hotel? Take me off clothes? Then touch..."

Tang Que interrupted him, "I won't."

"Don't be too quick to deny it." Kou Si glanced at him, "A man's heart is a needle in the sea. Hmm...just like the one you poked in my neck."

Tang Que stopped his movements and looked at him with confusion. Wanyue's drowsiness needle pierced the skin and flesh would have anesthesia effect, and normal people could not perceive it at all, not to mention that Kou Si had already fallen into a state of confusion due to the radiation reaction at that time. The state, in this case, can be detected, which is indeed unexpected.

He thought about it, and apologized sincerely, "I'm sorry, I gave you the needle without your consent."

"It's the first time I've seen a needle that can make people unconscious instantly." Kou Si looked at him with his chin propped up, "I knew it when you raised your arm, but I didn't say it. Guess why?"

Tang Que looked at him with clear eyes, "Why?"

"I thought you wanted something exciting." Kou Si smiled and rolled his eyes, "Sex or something? For example, kidnap me, ravage me..."

Tang Que: "...I don't want to do this."

"Then why did you stab me?" Kou Si approached.

Tang Que couldn't say, I wanted to take you there for an autopsy, he swallowed the sentence, and said hesitantly, "You seemed to be in a bad mood at the time, I thought it would be better if you fell asleep."

Kou Si reached out and grabbed his cuff, "Are you afraid of making me uncomfortable? Why?"

Tang Que: "..."

"Wait, you don't need to say it." Kou Si was obsessed with taking the initiative, and defined himself as considerate, "I have to come first to confess." He took out the small box that had been in his pocket for a long time, with a serious expression on his face, " In fact, I came yesterday to give you this in person."

Tang Que frowned slowly, "Don't send me anything, it's meaningless."

At that time, I have to return them all, which is very troublesome.

"Whether it's meaningful or not," Kos said softly, "I can't wait to give you my heart."

The atmosphere feels like everything is in place, including this tender line he stole from the movie.

The traces of reciting lines are almost silent.

Absolutely steady.

Kou Si smiled silently.

He opened the box, took out the ball and put it in Tang Que's hands, "It's not expensive, it's just a small toy," he paused, "When I saw this, I couldn't walk anymore, all I could think about was you."

He added affectionately, "You are my little moon."

Tang Que was a little short-circuited by his inexplicable offensive, his brows had never been lowered, and there was a crack in his calm expression.

He looked at the thing in his hand, wanted to throw it away, but could only hold back.

Under the filter, Kou Si didn't feel anything wrong with him at all, confident and arrogant, "Are you very touched now, right? Do you want to hug me tightly? Want to cry? Want to tell me your affection?" He asked himself Answer yourself, "But I understand that you are easily shy and can't speak the truth, but it's okay, I can see it in your eyes."

Tang Que felt that his understanding of human beings was even shallower, and he regretted it for a while. He had so many opportunities to dissect human beings, why didn't he seize them.

"What did you see?"

He suddenly had the idea of ​​wanting to explore.

It is not easy for a machine to be forced out of curiosity about human beings.

Kou Si's eyeballs were light-colored in the cool sunlight, and he said firmly, "You want to sleep with me."

"..."

This is simply speechless.

Who wants to sleep with whom?

Tang Que held the ball and watched Kou Si leave with a blank expression.

"Otherwise, let's compromise." Xiong Si's voice sounded extremely piercing, "You don't feel pain, you don't feel pleasure, being fucked is like being bitten by a mosquito, um...it's about the same as an inflatable doll ? As long as you can overcome your psychological disgust, everything is very simple...."

Tang Que stood up, and casually threw Little Moon into his satchel, "The goal is to rescue Xiangtu, there's no need to go there."

Xiong Si was a little regretful, "I heard that Kou Si is still very competent as a lover. Although the ex-lover who was kicked by him all regarded him as an enemy, it was enough to murder him several times. But if he really treats the corpse bard Tang Queyue fell asleep...that's absolutely fucking exciting, it will definitely be recorded in the history of the organization!" She changed the topic, "Of course, I'm just making up my mind."

The old cat was lying on the roof of the car, its eyelids drooping, its expression was quite humane, and it was filled with "what the hell did I hear."

Taking advantage of Tang Que's forcible expulsion, Xiong Si got down to business in a timely manner, "Xiangtu's signal has been completely cut off, and the self-destruct device inserted in the nerve line of the brain has also been dismantled. It is estimated that people from Earth Star will soon Research thoroughly. After you go in, find a way to create some disturbance inside, and determine the approximate location. I hope he hasn’t been chopped into pieces by then.”

The keyboard under Xiong Si's fingertips sounded "da da", "Hurry up and go back to the headquarters, it's time to ask for salary."

Tang Que finally agreed when he heard this, "Well, we need to hurry up."

It was approaching afternoon.

The traffic on the ground gradually decreased, the light became weaker, and the aircraft became denser.Air guard drones with small triangular hats fly around like flies, directing air traffic and taking care of eyeliner duties.

The whole city was clamoring and making noise.

When Dongkui received the call, she was repairing the elevator in the bar.

After finally taking a day off, taking advantage of the only rest day, he planned to go to sleep later.

"Where did Zhen Mojin go? I called him, but no one answered." It was Kou Si, with a confused tone, accompanied by the sound of getting dressed.

Dongkui rolled her eyes, "You locked him in the basement."

"Ah," Cous paused, a little guilty, "I'm too busy to forget about it. You go down and have a look at him, and take the newly made optical fiber to him and wave it around for a few times."

Dong Kui: "...This is how you recruit teammates?"

Kou Si justified, "Let him see how many good things I have in my hand, as long as I do something for me, it will be all his."

Dongkui threw the large pliers in her hand to Qidu, "You get it."

Qidu took it unwillingly, knelt down shyly, and began to slam on the glass roughly.

Dong Kui walked towards the back door, with earnest admonition, "Your behavior is called bottomless exploitation, indiscriminate belittling, Zhen Meijin can't join the team. I checked, he used to live in the sinking land, and his parents are from the [-]th district The researchers in the underground base were rescued by the army of the consortium after the big radiation, and they were imprisoned in the isolation area and became experimental subjects. Zhen Meijin should have been imprisoned there at the time. After witnessing the whole process, judging from this incident, his purpose of revenge is clear. I will definitely not get on your thief ship."

Kou Si said "Oh", "Let's make a bet."

Dongkui: "What are you betting on?"

Kou Si smiled, "If I win, you can borrow something from Triangle Company for me."

Dong Kui: "Are you going to steal again?"

"How can you say stealing?" Kou Si calmly said, "As usual, leave them something of equivalent value, which is also money."

Dongkui didn't even bother to roll her eyes this time, "Leaving a figure model is what you call an equivalent exchange? Where are you now?"

"Just arrived home, took a shower, and was picking out clothes for the afternoon." Kou Si emphasized very deliberately, "I didn't sleep at home last night."

Dong Kui: "Oh, the green skin will leave the cabin soon, I will pick him up in the afternoon."

Kos paused, "Why didn't you ask me where I slept?"

Dong Kui: "..."

"I slept with the little boss." He couldn't wait to answer.

Dong Kui was a little surprised, "You two are done?"

"Almost." Kou Si chuckled twice, "You will see him soon, remember to prepare a meeting gift."

Dongkui let out a "tsk", "The meeting ceremony over the years alone can probably buy a building. You can save me money by talking less."

Kou Si's tone was casual, "This time it must be the last one."

Dongkui snorted, "I hope so."

Of course, all hope of happening is generally relatively remote.

People in scientific research institutes are best at self-deception, especially Kou Si.

After hanging up the phone, Dongkui pushed open the basement door.

Except for the smart appliances that come to deliver food and water every day, this door has not been opened for many days.

Kou Si became vicious, and it can be said that the kind-hearted him had the urge to bring him to justice several times.

I have never seen any expert recruiting talents in this way, shutting down for so long, and forgetting people.

Zhen Meijin was locked hands and feet by the mechanical claws, and sat weakly on the sofa chair, with a cushion under his buttocks, his face looked normal, except for a few shades of pale.

When he heard the sound, he raised his eyelids and looked, "What are you doing? Are you going to silence me?"

Dongkui shook her head, moved a stool and sat opposite him, "Silence is something bad people do."

Zhen Meijin almost laughed out loud, "Kidnapping and threatening to imprison, are these things done by good people? Are you fucking thinking I'm easy to bully?"

Dongkui thought for a while, "You are indeed a bit easy to bully."

"..." Zhen Mojin closed his eyes, with a look of death on his face, "You lackeys of the consortium, I will never join forces with you. My hatred has penetrated into the depths of my blood! It will only get worse. It's getting stronger! It won't fade away! Don't talk about cooperation! Even standing with you is an insult to my personality! It's disgusting!"

Dongkui took out a glowing slimming catheter, and said in a perfunctory tone, "Open your eyes and look at this."

"Oh, what a joke, if you tell me to open it, I will open it..."

Dongkui went on to say, "S116 new mechanical optical fiber is the raw material for the drive of the robot that devours the army. It is suitable for all intelligent power products. Not only can the operation function be infinitely cycled, but it is also very expensive." He paused, "Breaking [-] million."

Zhen Meijin opened his eyes and stared into copper bells.

Dongkui looked at him, "If you are willing to cooperate, this thing is yours, of course, if you are not willing..."

"I am willing," Zhen Meijin interrupted him, "I am very willing, I am very willing. I am willing to die for you all. I will be a member of the research institute in the future. What do you want me to do? I can do it."

Dong Kui was silent.

Lost.

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

Kou Si leaned against the car door and waited for others.

After all, if you want to bring your lover to meet your "in-laws", work is only secondary, so you have to dress formally.

He was biting a cigarette, and the other brooch on his chest was shining, in the shape of a small silver pistol, with a chrysanthemum stuck in the muzzle, which was a little eye-catching.

The aesthetic is as dumb as ever.

"Drip drip."

Kou Si swiped his watch and the call was connected.

"How long will it be?" Lu Yuanjiu asked coldly.

Kou Si looked towards the exit of the abandoned city, "I'm not in any hurry."

Lu Yuanjiu's attitude was very unfriendly, "Do you really want to bring someone here?"

"Well, by the way, take him to see which job is more suitable, the one that is easy and free without danger and high salary." Kou Si was not polite at all, and arranged people clearly.

Lu Yuanjiu was too lazy to listen, so he hung up the phone with a "snap".

1 minute later, on time and on time.

Tang Que appeared, as if being gently pushed away by the sun, his hair curled up in a lazy arc.

He was still dressed in the morning, black shirt and black trousers, monotonous and dull, like a lonely black goat, it made people feel distressed.

Kou Si silently expressed his appreciation for his metaphorical ability.

"Little boss, I miss you so much." He opened his arms, "Come, let my brother hug you."

The two had just separated for a few hours, and their words seemed to have been separated for 80 or [-] years, full of exaggerated affection.

Tang Que stood still eight steps away from him, with a firm attitude and a gentle voice.

"It's not necessary."