Online dating dad and boyfriend think I'm poor

When the route was displayed, Ye Yan glanced at it and asked, "Do you want to go wild or just shoot?"

"Dad is here" gearing up: "Of course it's... a jungler. Xiaofeng, I'm still waiting for your virtual girlfriend benefits."

Ye Yan was stunned for a moment, first he laughed a few times, then changed his false voice, and said in a cute and cute loli voice: "Okay, let's dance to Z City, I heard that the scenery there is beautiful, and there are swings."

"Dad is not here" quickly entered the scene: "Okay, my brother will take you to the swing!"

Hearing this passage, Bu Hanchan frowned slightly. When choosing a route, he clicked the mouse and settled near City Z.

If you say jungler, you are really jungler.

Ye Feng is serious about satisfying customers.

After jumping down, Ye Yan quickly searched for two guns, threw an M4 and ammunition with 'Dad is here', turned around and ran to the side of the road.

"Where are you going?" asked 'Daddy's here' who had just picked up the gun.

Ye Yan didn't even look back, and changed to a sassy girlfriend's voice: "Don't you want to play on the swing? I saw that there is no one here. I'll go find a car, and you search for supplies first."

"Father is here" was hit by this girlfriend's voice and covered his chest with one hand. Isn't this too realistic? !

He stammered and replied: "Ah...Okay, then I will search for supplies first."

Ye Feng is funny, it seems that DD likes this one.

【Wow!This girl has a beautiful voice!I can! 】

[The previous loli voice was a bit contrived, but this one is stronger and too real.I thought it was the voice of the belle of my school's sports department! 】

[Miss sister's voice is so gentle, the anchor is too strong!Girlfriend here I come! 】

['You and Me under the Lemon Tree' smashed a small TV at the anchor! 】

['105 Degree Milk Tea' threw a 'Bing Kuo Le' at the host! 】

……

But at this time, Bu Hanchan, who was lurking near the two of them, turned on the [-]x mirror through the viewing angle, and saw Ye Yan who was running away from a distance, heard the lifelike female voice, and saw the other party find him on the side of the road through the lens. a car.

Ye Yan got into the car and maneuvered handsomely, drove the car to the side of the road where 'Dad is here', honked the horn, and continued the cool voice of his girlfriend: "DD, get in the car."

Even in the game, the operation mode of PUBG is extremely realistic, and many of the vehicles in it are luxury cars with eye-catching styles. The car Ye Yan drove over was a Maserati with a very beautiful paint and model.

Ye Yan was stunned by the upside-down triangle operation of drag racing just now, "Dad is here".

The other party got into the car in surprise: "You are good at driving."

Ye Yan raised his eyebrows: "I've played racing for a few years."

He twisted the steering wheel and hooked his lips: "Sit still."

After finishing speaking, a bright red streak flew out.

【Wow!How many years have you been racing? !The anchor's family is rich. 】

【what's the situation?These days, driving a luxury car in the game can also act aggressively?I'm still the fucking Speed ​​Racer that I've been playing for years! 】

[One thing to say, the anchor's driving skills are really six, anyone with a discerning eye can see that some skills that can only be practiced in practice can't deceive people. 】

Hearing this, Bu Hanchan kept silent, turned around and jumped with the 98K on his back, landed quickly, found the garage, drove a black Audi, and followed from afar.

Ye Yan was in the middle of playing, and raised his eyebrows to tease the water friend: "DD, do you like this feeling?"

'Daddy is here' was blushed by his girlfriend's teasing, and his voice was like a mosquito: "...I like it."

There was a booing in the live broadcast room.

[Hahahahaha! ! !Laughing to death, is this still me dragging brother 'Daddy is here'? 】

[The host is amazing, it's the first time I've seen such a sassy cross-talk, and I've been deafened by some big guys pretending to be lolitas, but the sassy girl's voice is so good! 】

[Although it is a bit oily, I like it hahaha! 】

……

After Ye Yan finished teasing, he drifted the car all the way to stop under the maple trees in City Z. There was a fiery red maple forest in the game, and a wooden swing decorated with maple leaves was hanging on the thick branches of the maple tree in the middle.

'Dad is here' should be finally aware of his "boyfriend" status, hurriedly jumped out of the car and said courteously: "Xiaofeng, you sit first, I will push you!"

Ye Feng was funny, in fact, he had heard about the maple forest swings here for a long time, and wanted to come and have a look.He was not humble either, and clicked on the character to jump on the swing and sit down: "Okay! Thank you DD!"

"Father is here" stretched out his hand to support the swing and pushed Ye Yan up, and smiled shyly: "How polite are you and me..."

"Hoo--!" A muffled muffled sound came over, and Ye Yan's face changed when he heard the words, and he immediately jumped off the swing, "Someone is spying on us! Hide quickly!"

'Dad's not here' hid in a panic, and when he realized it was a bit embarrassing, he saw Ye Feng carrying a light machine gun that was inferior to his, his face was hot, and he coughed forward: "Xiaofeng is not afraid, I will protect you... ...Damn it! Sniped me again!"

Ye Feng blocked him behind and ordered: "Hide behind the wall and squat, hurry up!"

"Papa is not here" hesitated for a second, and another shuttle made his Tier [-] armor explode on the spot!

"Fuck! Why are you hitting me exclusively!" 'Dad is here' jumped up and hurriedly hid.

[This person who shoots the spy is so strange, let the anchor standing at the front not fight, and only fight DD, have a grudge against DD?Is this precise retaliation? 】

[Probably a novice, I have shot a few times and haven't killed a single one, so I missed the 98K for nothing. 】

[Fengfeng is so sassy, ​​sassy girlfriend and cowardly boy hahahaha! ! !To be honest, it's barely a little bit good! 】

Ye Feng hid behind the low wall sideways, thinking:

Judging by the level of sniping just now, it should be pretty good.

He was going to turn his head sideways to search for the enemy. No matter how bad the light machine gun was, it could still shoot.

Turn your head, open the mirror——

"call out--"

Ye Yan was accurately sniped at the barrel of the gun by the opponent, making a piercing sound!

"Fuck! I'm scared to death, I'm so scared, I'm a master! I can't beat him!" Ye Yan turned around without saying a word: "DD, run! Go into the back room..."

"Hoo--" Another shot came from behind.

Ye Feng despaired: "There's no need to run away."

Knocked down on the spot.

"Father is not here" gritted his teeth, threw a gun and came out to help him.

At this time, Ye Yan was still very dedicated in false voice: "Do you have any medicine DD, give me some quickly."

"Yes, I'll throw... I'll go!"

As soon as Ye Yan was helped up to pick up the medicine, his teammates were knocked down.

Ye Yan could only drag the residual blood miserably to save others, and then sprayed himself with medicine.

"call out--"

Teammates were knocked down again...

Ye Feng is angry!

-Holy shit, this can't be a joke, can it?

He turned on the full frequency microphone angrily: "On the other side, what do you mean, you? If you want to kill or cut, give it a good time!"

A deep male voice suddenly sounded in my ear:

"I didn't intend to kill you."

'Daddy's here': ? ? ?

Then I go?

wrong……

Why is this voice so familiar?

【Ah ah ah ah ah!It's pudding brother Welfen! 】

【Wow~ I can smell a hint of vinegar DD~】

[DD is inexplicably miserable!It seems that this swing is impossible to swing. 】

[Wow what's going on?Shura field? 】

Ye Yan glanced at the barrage, feeling a little guilty, and asked uncertainly, "Welfen?"

"it's me."

Ye Feng was surprised: "Aren't you..." Oh, you don't want to play with a rookie like him.Thinking of this, he forcibly turned the subject: "...how did you recognize me?"

Bu Hanchan: "The waiting hall."

Ye Feng: "!!!" Where did he fly off just now? !

"No, then why are you beating us, Welfen?" The 'father is here' who was just helped up and was still spraying medicine was very aggrieved.

Bu Hanchan smiled: "Say hello."

Chicken duo: "..."

As long as you are happy.

When Welfen came, Ye Yan didn't dare to make trouble anymore, and asked cautiously, "What about your teammates?"

"died."

Ye Feng: "...Then let's go our own way, shall we? Otherwise, it's not good if people see the private alliance and get reported."

Bu Hanchan: "It's okay."

"Ok?"

"I can kill you all without being reported."

The terrified duo: "...!!!"

I thank you!

The air froze for a second, Bu Hanchan suddenly laughed lightly: "I'm just kidding."

The two breathed a sigh of relief.

"I can consider killing only one."

"........."

The tone was as relaxed as discussing what to eat tonight.

"Leave a push swing."

Ye Feng: "..." Big brother, I remember that you speak Chinese very well, why do you like to take a big breath tonight.

"Dad is here" introduced himself in a hurry: "I, I, I! I have strong hands! I can do it!"

Bu Hanchan responded coldly: "You don't need hand strength in the game."

'Daddy is here' Petrochemical: Then I go?

In the next second, he really left his teammate Ye Yan behind, turned around and ran in the opposite direction with the gun in his hand, and blessed Yao Yao in his quick steps:

"Xiaofeng! Take care of the boss! See you in the finals!"

"Really gone?" Bu Hanchan said in a rather regretful tone, "I was just joking."

Ye Yan was as attentive as a dog's leg, "Then Welfen, let's go on the swing? If it's later, we'll shrink the circle."

Bu Hanchan: "Well, good."

After a few seconds.

The game characters of Ye Feng and Bu Hanchan are all standing.

Ye Feng urged: "Sit down. Jump up."

"Don't you want to sit?" Bu Hanchan asked back.

Ye Feng, who was stabbed in the heart, tried to quibble: "No...it's..."

"Come up, he ran away and I will push it for you."

Ye Yan was stunned for a moment, and when he realized it, he had already tapped his hand to manipulate the game character to jump up and sit on the swing. Then he saw Welfen's game character jumping and standing on the wooden board behind him, holding two red swings with both hands. Rope with maple leaves.

Just at this moment, the swing was swung by the opponent.

The game system automatically played a brisk tune along with the swing.

The two stick together and swing among the red leaves on the screen.

[Ah ah ah!so sweet!This is too good! 】

[Seek the psychological shadow area of ​​'Daddy is here'!I can guarantee it!He must have returned to the live broadcast room to spy on the screen! 】

[Hahahahaha! ! ! 】

【Stop talking about heartache...】

[I declare that this pair of Cp is called "Majestic and dignified"!The anchor works harder, everyone has meat to eat! 】

[Majestic and dignified add me! 】

[I want to hear the anchor sing hehehehe! 】

[Want to hear, want to hear! ! ! !Benefits! ! ! ! 】

Still swinging on the swing, the leaves were a little fluttering, took a sip of water from the table, and occasionally glanced at the barrage:

"puff--"

Ye Feng threw his head out urgently, preventing a keyboard accident.

After spraying the glaring barrage, who took the lead in ordering this kind of dirty song!

"What's wrong?" Bu Hanchan asked.

"...It's okay. It's just... clamoring for me to distribute fan benefits."

Bu Hanchan's tone was light: "Yes."

Ye Yan was keenly aware of the loss of the other party, and was about to say something.

"Then, do I have any benefits?" The man asked in a low voice.

Ye Feng: "!"