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Being called a teacher suddenly, Ye Feng was quite embarrassed, and hurriedly threw out the little red book in his mind, and said to Welfen: "Don't, don't, I don't dare to be a teacher. What can I teach your Chinese. But there are some stalks. It’s true that only people who were born and raised in China know, I just need to educate you more.”

At the same time, the barrage:

[Science popularization?Is popular science majestic, dear? 】

[Father of the Gold Master: I am filial piety, just the kind of science popularization before?Majestic and dignified to make people awe? 】

[Report the anchor to coax foreign friends haha! 】

Ye Yan glanced at the barrage, and urged without blushing, "Go to the game chat."

Cut to the game side, the two are in the room team.

Relying on the fact that he bought a lot of clothes in his previous account, Ye Yan changed clothes neatly while talking to Welfen, and played Jedi Nuan Nuan.

"Welfen, what do you want to play? I will add two hours of extra time today, and I will accompany you at any time. I can make up all your lessons in one night haha."

As he said, he had to dig out the bottom of the box and change himself into a blue and pink fairy dress and a ponytail hair.

After changing, Ye Yan asked, "Isn't it pretty?"

Welfen glanced at the gaudy clothes on the child: "...beautiful."

Ye Feng pursed his lips in satisfaction, ready to choose a map: "What map do you want to play?"

Bu Hanchan thought of the official news that he checked in the game area of ​​Station B before, and said, "Island or rainforest."

Ye Yan didn't think too much when he heard the words, he ticked off two maps, double rows randomly, and after entering, it was a map of the island.

In the waiting hall, Ye Yan was wearing a small dress that looked like a flower and a butterfly. He couldn't help but dance around in front of Welfen who was standing there: "Welfen, I'll dance for you."

Bu Hanchan didn't understand why the child was so unusually jumpy today: "...um."

Hearing the other party's promise, Ye Yan was greatly encouraged, and happily manipulated the character to perform a hot dance in front of Welfen's indifferent and cool black trench coat.

"How's it going? Doesn't it look good?" He smiled and deliberately leaned forward to ask.

When Bu Hanchan heard the boy's joyful and uplifting ending, he subconsciously manipulated the character to take a step back: "...um."

The route was displayed in an instant, and the other party's voice was a little stiff, but he was overjoyed.

He glanced at the route located in the northwest of the map, predicted the position of the shrinking circle, and suggested casually: "How about going to the fishing village in the southwest? Go wild."

"Don't go wild, go to P City." Bu Hanchan calmly analyzed the map and said.

"Go to P City?" Ye Yan would only go when the solo queue was the craziest, and now, at most, he could only be dragged away by Welfen... It's too inexperienced, and it feels embarrassing in front of him, "... ...Okay. I'll try to follow you and help you block bullets."

"Need not."

"Jump."

The command naturally fell to Bu Hanchan, followed by Ye Feng who parachuted.

P city is worthy of being a Shura field.Ye Feng floated in the sky and looking around, there were densely packed parachutes in pairs.

He quickly rolled down on the roof of a house, picked up a gun, turned around without saying a word, and shot twice at the enemy who was still flying in the sky to get a head.

The poor man didn't even fall to the ground, he became a box first.

There were gunshots all around, and Ye Yan quickly shot and killed a bare commander who had just jumped onto the roof next to him. Without saying a word, Apparatus swept the roof clean, and went downstairs to the second floor to continue sweeping the house.

Ye Feng: "Welfen, did you find the gun, I saw Scar-L here."

Bu Hanchan: "No, I have a gun. Pay attention, there are people at two o'clock."

two o'clock?Ye Yan turned around, turned sideways to hide in a blind spot, turned his head sideways and turned on the mirror, and sure enough, he saw someone aiming at him.

Ye Fenmao was in the house skillfully avoiding sight, changed position, let go of the gun and climbed up to the roof.

The enemy seemed to hear footsteps and began to circle around looking for him.

"Here it is."

Ye Yan opened the camera, "Bang bang bang!" and took the person away.

He retracted the gun, and the system prompted:

[Chiffon kills Boofth with Scar-L.]

He vigilantly lay down and twisted back and forth to lick the bag.

"Hey, this kid is too fat." Ye Yan licked the things, looked at the map, "Aren't you a lot of people, I'll come over and order you a big bag and a drink."

Welfen was holding a gun on a high building, overlooking the entire Shura field.

"No, there are a few more on your side, take the heads first."

"East 145, someone is in the corner."

Ye Feng raised his eyebrows, what is Welfen doing?With his dynamic visual acuity of 5.2, he never kills people when he sees them, but today... Ye Yan had the illusion of being fed meat by his old father.

He stepped forward a few steps, found the right position, and harvested the heads neatly.

"Listen carefully, if there are footsteps in the northeast direction. Look for cover and wait for the opportunity." Welfen gave Ye Feng a killing plan in a deep voice.

Ye Yan had no choice but to go forward to collect the head with a gun on his shoulder.

"West 115."

"it is good!"

"East, judge the location by yourself."

"...Okay, I found it!"

The system keeps prompting:

[Chiffon kills Pouijj with AKM.]

【Chiffon kills Kawasaki with M416.】

[CHiffon used AKM to kill BVcggf. 】

……

The barrage is full of carnival:

[Fucking awesome!These two cooperated so tacitly that they didn't know who to praise for a while! 】

[Almost eight kills!So scary!It feels like Chiffon played the double row into a single row!Fengshen, you are awesome! 】

[Under the lemon tree, present the anchor with a B Kela!Ahhh!Absolutely! 】

[Hahaha, am I the only one who sees the anchor's sense of community?What should I do if I am too tired to run after being forced to collect people's heads? 】

[Laughing, Xiao Mangpi is not crazy at all for accepting a head for the first time, he is tired of being chased and fed by the donor's father hahaha! ! ! 】

……

Ye Feng, who was completely poked into the center of his mind by the barrage water friends, just broke one, and he stopped licking the bag, but complained: "Welfen, you are playing the guidance bureau. The dragon sees the head but doesn't see the end, so it's cool to hide, let I work alone."

Welfen was sure that this was a dead city, put away his gun, and jumped off the roof: "It doesn't count, you shot it yourself."

"Shrink the circle, come and get in the car."

Ye Yan was upset, turned around and ran away first: "Don't sit down."

Bu Hanchan frowned slightly, not knowing what was wrong with him, and drove the car forward: "The poison is here, get in the car."

"Hmph!" Ye Yan turned his head, turned in a different direction and continued to run forward.

Bu Hanchan drove the car up and followed him: "What's wrong, you're not happy."

Ye Feng continued to run forward, muffled: "No, I want to exercise."

As soon as he finished speaking, the poison circle immediately caught up with Ye Feng's butt and swallowed him up in an instant.

The countdown was getting less and less, Ye Yan ran, turned around and jumped on the sports car that followed all the way, shouting without restraint: "Hurry up, hurry up! There is no time!"

The sports car rushed out of the poison circle in a flash.

【Ha ha ha ha!This is the fastest man I've ever seen! 】

[Exercise, why don't you continue to exercise?Killing me. 】

[Tut tsk tsk Feng Zai is inexplicably upset, there is a situation~~~]

[Too much like a young couple quarreling and seeing, Welfen even drove the car and escorted him all the way, hahaha, I’m a devil, I think it’s so good! 】

After driving to the safe area, Bu Hanchan asked, "Why are you upset? Because I didn't accompany you just now?"

Ye Feng, who was completely poked in the center of his mind, felt unwilling and ashamed: "..."

After a while, Ye Feng said in a muffled voice:

"You don't have to do this, I don't play games just to eat chicken."

"Or do you think my technique is too poor..."

After he finished saying this, his whole body was in a bad mood. After all, in front of more than 1 people in the live broadcast room, no matter how he heard this sentence, he felt wronged, and it sounded like he was acting like a baby.

Bu Hanchan was taken aback, and explained: "No, I just want you to get a few more heads. Aren't you participating in a live competition?"

"...Ah?" Ye Yan was confused by this sentence, and it took a few seconds for him to understand, and he couldn't laugh or cry, "You don't think that if you have a high number of people or eat a lot of chickens, you can reach the ranking of the anchor? "

Bu Hanchan frowned, of course he knew that was not the case.

He explained solemnly: "This can increase popularity."

"...Pfft." Ye Yan suddenly felt a little cute when Bu Hanchan was supposed to be aloof.

He couldn't help laughing out loud: "Welfen, who gave you such an illusion haha. Although continuous killing and eating chickens can indeed increase a little popularity, but how many anchors at station B in one night, who can't play Tianxiu operations? .It was amazing at the beginning, but after a long time everyone got used to it, and that’s it.”

"Besides, just like you just taught me remotely, I don't even have a sense of game experience, let alone a fan. I'll show you the script in advance, do you still want to watch it?"

The barrage begins to disassemble:

[Want to see, especially want to see. 】

[Want to watch, watching the anchor running and exercising is very interesting. 】

【Want to see, I can replay it a hundred times over and over again. 】

Ye Feng: "..."

Bu Hanchan heard the words, was silent for a moment, and said, "Sorry, I didn't take your feelings into consideration."

It was just the word "sorry", Ye Feng was hit by a single blow, and the unhappiness just now disappeared immediately.

He hurriedly said: "No, no, I just want to say, it's fine to come normally, the popularity and live broadcast effects don't necessarily have to be good at playing games, you see, I am a rookie who is out of luck and was bombed by the bombing zone of justice from heaven." Everyone is very happy to die on the road."

【Yes, that's right. 】

【Yes, that's right. 】

【Yes, that's right. 】

Ye Feng: "..." I wanted to go along the network cable and hit someone.

Bu Hanchan was thoughtful: "How to improve the live broadcast effect?"

Ye Feng: "I also..."

Barrage answer:

[You are together! 】

[You are together! 】

【Together with!I'm the first to chip in! 】

[The viewing password is not simple?Give me a majestic rush! 】

Although Ye Feng's face was hot, some words slipped into Ye Feng's ears.

He didn't notice it just now, but now he realized that Welfen obviously wanted to help him.Why do you want to help him?

Because he is the father of Gouzi Egg Tart?

He had a faint idea in his mind——

cough cough.

He intentionally changed a girl's voice similar to his, and said badly:

"... Mr. Welfen, why are you so concerned about me?"

Bu Hanchan was startled when he heard the words.

When the barrage heard the anchor's long-lost false voice, everyone was so excited!

【Ahhh!This is the legendary false voice boss? 】

[Aww!I can do the sound of Feng'er!Sister, give Ji Hui, don't be so rigid about your gender! 】

【Here she comes!Why am I so jerky? ! 】

Ye Feng became playful, and deliberately softened his voice and continued to ask: "Could it be... Mr. Welfen really has a crush on me? Poor Fenger, I'm just a pussy willow who sings in the rivers and lakes..."

Bu Hanchan: "..."

Ye Yan's addiction to drama came, and seeing the other party dare not speak, he felt even happier: "Mr. Welfen, we are connected by a thousand miles of marriage, but we are separated by a fate of seven thousand kilometers. Mr. Welfen, why don't you speak? Are you disconnected from the Internet? Mr. Welfen?"

【Ha ha ha ha! Mr. Welfen was so scared that he quit the Internet overnight! 】

【God damn cut off the internet!Return the fate of Qigongqianli!Killing me!The effect of the live broadcast is full hahahaha! ! ! 】

[I knew that one day, the host and I would go crazy together! 】

Ye Yan persisted: "Mr. Welfen? Where are you? Why can't I hear? I can't hear..." Gentle, sad and anxious, full of all kinds of emotions.

"..." Bu Hanchan.

"I'm here."

Ye Feng was even more happy when he heard someone took the bait: "Mr. Welfen, we can't be like lovebirds in the sky and twigs on the ground, so in this vast sea of ​​people, how about forming a pair of family members from the end of the world? I call you Mr. ’, you call me ‘Madame’.”

Ye Yan's false female voice pretended to be shy, and shouted twice: "Sir, sir?"

Bu Hanchan, whose whole body was stiffened by Ye Feng's delicate voice, pursed her lips tightly for a long time, not knowing how to speak.

When he cut to the live broadcast room, he noticed the crazily swiping barrage and the rising number of online viewers visible to the naked eye.

realized.

Ye Feng played for a long time, thinking that Welfen, a German man, was really scared by him, so he didn't plan to tease him anymore, so he changed back to his original voice: "Welfen? Mr. Welfen? I'm teasing you..."

"... Ma'am." The deep male voice was calm and gentle, like a whisper from an old tape recorder that traveled through the ages.

"!" Ye Yan was taken aback, his heart beating restlessly.

作者有话要说：叶沨：……玩脱了。感谢在2021-09-0220:06:05~2021-09-0500:20:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 2 big Maine Coon cats; 1 caviar from Qianqian and Caviar;

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