Online dating dad and boyfriend think I'm poor

Bu Hanchan said warmly: "Go to the maple forest, we will pay homage to get married."

Ye Feng: "!"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Did not stabilize, people are gone!

Tens of thousands of barrages turned into primitive people, speechless.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ! ! 】

……

[If I remember correctly, is there a story about swinging in the maple forest? 】

[I know this question!Wind Cub mentioned it!He especially likes maple leaves! 】

[Today is another day of tears for the beautiful love! 】

[Put me on the ventilator, I can still do it! 】

……

Ye Yan tried to cool down his hot face, stretched out his hand away from the mouse and fanned the wind on the side of his face, after a while, he nodded:

"it is good."

"Open a custom server." Considering the rules of the game, Bu Hanchan said, "Let some people come in and have fun."

Customization is equivalent to opening a game by yourself, inviting people you know to enter, and the number of people is still 100 in a game.

[As expected of a boss!So thoughtful! 】

[Ah ah ah!Can you witness it at the scene?I want I want! 】

【let me!I will give this money away! 】

[Feng Zai, hurry up and set up a custom server! ! 】

Ye Yan was startled, and suddenly felt like a wedding.

He went to buy a custom server and discussed with Welfen: "Then let's draw 98 people from the lottery in the live broadcast room."

Bu Hanchan: "Yes."

Ye Yan was afraid that someone in the captain group would be annoyed if he missed it, so he quietly used his mobile phone to privately call the administrator to inform the group.

Then he announced the rules of the lottery: "Well... just post a barrage and say... well, what are you talking about?"

He is so tangled!

"How about this sentence," Bu Hanchan said seriously,

"Never lose, never forget, never leave." [Note]

When Ye Yan heard the words, he felt faintly happy: "Okay! Then these eight words!"

After he set up the lottery draw, the entire live broadcast room was covered by overwhelming red bullet screens.

All Ye Yan saw was sincerity.

Five minutes later, he drew 5 lucky guests with one click.Those who won the lottery were ecstatic, and those who did not win were tearful and envious.

Ye Yan opened a custom server, and with the help of several captains, arranged for everyone to enter the server together.After a group of people came in, the sound of the scene was too lively for a while, and it was the captain who suggested not to turn on the full-range microphone that finally quieted down.

One hundred people headed to the maple forest in City Z in a mighty way. Fortunately, the sky was beautiful, and the circle was also to the northeast.

At this time, the maple forest is a good season, and a festive bright red is burning in the sky, which is very beautiful.

Ye Yan and Bu Hanchan walked to the swing under the maple grove, and the densely packed guests consciously stood not far away and watched their new couple.

He said it was to worship the heaven and the earth, but Ye Feng didn't know how to do so through the actions of PUBG characters.

Then what are you praying for?

And wearing pink rabbits and sanha here, being watched by hundreds, no, hundreds of thousands of people in the live broadcast room.

He was starting to get nervous.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

"Welfen," Ye Feng called out nervously, trying to find a sense of security.

"I'm here." Bu Hanchan replied in a deep voice.

"The movements of the characters in this game don't seem to be so rich." Ye Feng reminded the other party vaguely.

Bu Hanchan paused and said, "We can bow."

Ye Yan gave a friendly reminder: "There is no such thing as bowing." You can only wave, do somersaults, and dance the victory dance.

"..." Bu Hanchan fell silent.

Maybe it was because he was too nervous, but when he suddenly realized that Welfen was also embarrassed, Ye Yan couldn't help but "puchi—" laughed out loud.

Bu Hanchan in front of the computer rarely saw his ears warm up, and his voice was a little unnatural:

"...Sorry, I'm not ready."

Looking at Welfen in the Sanha suit, who seemed to have this kind of temperament again, Ye Feng relaxed instead, and suddenly had an idea.

"Yes! I have a solution, but it might look a little stupid, I wonder if you like it?" He approached Bu Hanchan, his pretty and smart voice seemed to be whispering in his ear with a smile.

Bu Hanchan was a little distracted, hearing the words, she just smiled: "I'm happy."

Seeing that he agreed, Ye Yan immediately smiled badly and said, "That's because you agreed. Don't go back on your word!"

"No regrets."

Hundreds of live guests whispered in the team, and thousands of fans speculated in the live broadcast room.

[Laugh!This is the hall of worship. I found out that I can't worship, right? 】

[Seeing the big guy being deflated, the contrast is so cute, hahaha!I thought the boss could do anything. 】

[I feel Fengfeng has a smirk on his face!He wants to do something!He must be doing something!Hey hey hey! 】

[So how stupid is it?Don't two people dance the victory dance, hahaha! 】

[Damn it!I made another embarrassing mistake! 】

……

Ye Yan walked up to Bu Hanchan and stood side by side with him. He turned off the live broadcast mic and only turned on the team mic, whispering his stupid thoughts to the man.

"How? Are you still happy?"

Bu Hanchan was helpless, and nodded after listening: "I will accompany you to be stupid for my husband."

Ye Yan's face turned hot when he heard this "husband", cleared his throat, and smirked: "If you enter my wolf's den, you will be stupid for a while."

"Then thousands of times."

Ye Feng: "!"

Hearing this, Ye Yan almost pulled the corners of his mouth, coughed twice, pretending to be calm: "...then I turned on the live mic?"

"Ah."

[What were they whispering just now? 】

【hateful!What else can I not listen to in the vvvip VIP seat? ! 】

【Come, come, come!The wind cubs are on the wheat! 】

The two were facing the biggest red maple tree hanging on the swing, and Ye Yan pursed his lips and smiled and said:

"Worship the heavens and the earth—!"

Then guest No. 98 and nearly 50 people in the live broadcast room watched the new couple move neatly, facing the big red maple tree on the spot—all five bodies fell on the ground!

There was a brief silence in the air, and then:

[Pfft—hahahahahahaha!Are you down now? !Is this real? ! 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Mom, I burst into tears laughing! 】

[Jedi century wedding!Absolutely! 】

[Hahahahahaha!Worthy of being a little fool!Is this going to make me laugh to death and inherit my scorpion? ! 】

【Ha ha ha ha!Pudding also dotes on Chiffon too much, right?Accompany the little silly batch to do stupid things~]

[Brother Welfen is gradually getting weathered... Hahahaha! 】

……

Ye Feng expressed his satisfaction with the restlessness of the guests and the joyful atmosphere in the barrage assistant, and continued:

"Three worships to the high hall—"

The two bowed again to Dongfang in the game!

This obeisance once again aroused the roar of laughter from the crowd.

In the end, they faced each other and stood seriously at a distance that could accommodate the height of the two of them. Maybe their movements were too rigorous and serious, and the big guy gradually quieted down, waiting for the last bow.

Ye Feng's voice was clear and serious:

"Husband and wife salute—!"

The two of them faced each other under the heaven and the earth, performed the greatest courtesy, and bowed down together.

Just when everyone thought the gift was about to be completed, they heard the anchor smile slyly and said in a low voice:

"Now, the groom can kiss the groom."

Then, under everyone's shocked eyes, they turned their heads and wanted to stick together, like a kiss.

Before everyone burst into excited screams and boos, Ye Feng parted his head sideways and got up as if nothing had happened.

Bu Hanchan was stunned for a moment, and then clicked the operation to stand up.

When Ye Yan was closing the microphone just now, what he said to him was: "Finally, let's turn our heads to the right at the same time, okay?"

In the end, he obviously heard the ambiguous smirk of the child and was about to react, but he was willing to be fooled.

Bu Hanchan leaned back in the chair, closed his eyes, the boy's last voice was still in his ears, he couldn't help but think about it, it was so bad that it moved his heart.

After Ye Yan finished his tricks, he looked at the bullet screen in the upper right corner, feeling a little proud of his success, but also a little timid.

"Ahem ~ Li Cheng!" He finally announced.

The water friends and guests at the scene immediately turned on the full-frequency microphone impatiently, and all kinds of squealing and booing sounds raised the decibels of the live broadcast room to the highest!

Seeing that the circle is about to shrink, Ye Feng waved his hands smartly: "Okay~ Everyone is free. I won't entertain."

After finishing speaking, Ye Yan jumped happily to Bu Hanchan's side, and acted like a baby quietly: "Mr. Welfen, how about we go on the swing?"

With eyes closed, Bu Hanchan exhaled lightly and said, "...OK."

Ye Feng and Bu Hanchan sat on the side-by-side swings, and the two of them swung into the sky together with the swings. The maple leaves were red above their heads, and the sky was full of red clouds. Ye Feng's hearty laughter rang in his ears.

Seeing that there were still a bunch of people gathered around here, he couldn't help laughing: "The drug circle is here, why don't you leave? It's over."

[Don't go, don't go!Take sugar or die! 】

【Hahaha!Everyone was at the scene, and the sisters were all crazy, ready to stack the boxes neatly here hahaha! 】

[F*ck laughing to death, if you don't take a real wedding, it will turn into a funeral in seconds...]

……

Seeing that they refused to leave, Ye Yan had no choice but to turn off the live broadcast microphone and whisper to Welfen:

"Shall we escape?"

"it is good."

Then, as the sun was setting, a couple of newlyweds ran wildly towards the setting sun, followed by a large group of black and white people chasing excitedly, and vaguely heard three words from their decayed and hoarse voices-"Don't-think-run !"

Ye Feng was as happy as pulling Welfen along the way. The two of them were lucky enough to find a red luxury sports car, jumped into the wedding car and ran away.

The person chasing the car behind also quickly changed to driving, very persistent.

Ye Yan had a whim and asked, "Do you want to play some music?"

Bu Hanchan raised her eyebrows: "Huh?"

A few seconds later, Ye Feng turned on the music player and played "Waiting for You After Class" by Jay Chou, and then sang along with joy.

"One day, one year, you will find someone silently by your side~"

Bu Hanchan quietly listened to the love song sung to him by the child in the headset, in this summer night, it was leisurely and comfortable.

What they don't know is that many people are singing together and witnessing their moment.

The last group of happy boxes are scattered on the way to the sunset.

After downloading the broadcast, Ye Yan was still immersed in this sense of happiness, feeling dizzy.

They are really together now!

In less than two months, he actually had a boyfriend!

He sighed at the same time: Ye Yan, Ye Yan, you are so daring, you don't even know what people look like and what they do, so you dare to date online!

At the same time, he was excited and excited, his blood was rushing up, his face was flushed with high temperature: Yes, Ye Feng!I have a boyfriend!Hey hey hey hey~~~ And people like Welfen even accompanied him to do such flamboyant romantic foolishness all night!

Ye Feng jumped onto the bed and was wrapped in a quilt, twisted into a maggot, unable to calm down at all.

Too high!

When I went to take a shower, my mind was full of Welfen. After I got out of the shower, I lay back on the bed, and my mind was still full of what Welfen said tonight!

He can't wait to get up immediately and cut out every love sentence the other party said tonight, cut it together and play it back again and again!

But even if it wasn't like this, those words were automatically repeated in his ears over and over again at this moment, letting him savor them carefully.

Ye Yan tossed and turned insanely, because he was so excited, he couldn't fall asleep all the time.

At two or three o'clock in the morning, he finally couldn't bear it any longer. He took out his mobile phone and harassed the other party without any psychological burden. He tapped the voice button and whispered, "Welfen... Let me tell you a little secret."

After sending, he deliberately paused for two seconds, then pressed the voice button and whispered cutely:

"I have a boyfriend!"

"That person is you!"

“Best Welfen in the whole world!”

"So... Welfen, you really, really like me too, don't you?"

"That's why you...worship, heaven, and earth to me!"

After the sugar-coated cannonballs were fired, the bolder Ye Feng was still on top, as if drinking fake wine, and continued to shoot cute:

"But you are so anxious, you haven't told me that you like me yet, so you are in a hurry to pay homage haha."

After Ye Yan finished sending this sentence, he felt a little drowsy, and when he waited for a reply, he closed his eyes and squinted for a while.

Bu Hanchan also didn't sleep much that night.Ye Feng's voice can always be heard in his ears, laughing, noisy, tricky, coquettish... Thinking of that superficial "kiss", Bu Hanchan closed his eyes in the dark night, and couldn't help but think of Ye Feng's voice His appearance, from his sly and bright eyes to his straight and delicate bridge of nose, and down to...his chattering amazingly...lushy and crimson thin lips.

Bu Hanchan slowly reached out and touched her lips, dreaming and reminiscing secretly, secretly and silently.

"Chiffon..." Bu Hanchan whispered the boy's name softly in a deep voice.

There are dark secrets hidden in the dark house.

Suddenly, his mobile phone rang one after another. It was a short and brisk wind chime, which he specially set for the boy.

Bu Hanchan took the phone and swiped it open, and clicked on the night ravings sent by the boy.

Every sentence is charmingly cute.

He was lying on his back, listening to the voice quietly, panting quietly, thinking about the boy's silly question.

Why are you in such a hurry?

why?

After a long time, the man slowly closed those deep blue eyes, restrained the faint emotion in his chest, sighed, and pressed the voice button helplessly, surrendering as if throwing away his armor, and murmured in his voice:

"Because... Chiffon... I can't hide anymore."

Originally, he just wanted to squint, but when he opened his eyes, his belly turned white. Ye Yan secretly rejoiced that it was the weekend, so he turned his head and hugged the pillow and fell asleep again in a daze.

When he woke up again, it was already 01:30 in the afternoon.

Opening the phone and looking at it, he suddenly woke up, remembering the voice message to Welfen last night!

He hurriedly turned on Line, and then saw Welfen returned a voice message to him in the night.

He was too ashamed to listen, and first struggled to open a voice message he had sent with his index finger——as soon as the voice came out, he immediately pressed it again!

God!Did he get water in his head last night? ! !What the hell happened? !

And this silly voice is too ugly!

Ye Yan was so regretful that his intestines were green. Sure enough, his IQ began to drop crazily after [-] o'clock, and it was easy to be abnormal.

Looking at the voice sent by Welfen, he was so worried about being rejected!

Ye Feng found a Bluetooth headset and connected it, took a deep breath, moved his finger closer, and bravely clicked on it!

Then the man's deep voice whispered in his ear:

"Because... Chiffon... I can't hide anymore."

Can't hide?

What can't be hidden?

In order to understand, Ye Yan had to be patient and convert the voice he sent in the middle of the night yesterday into text to understand the previous situation.

After turning around... Ye Yan heard the man's voice again... his face turned red a little.

He couldn't help but laugh silly as if he had succeeded alone.

Then press the voice key to approach gently: "Good morning, Mr. Welfen."

After sending it, he clicked on it to listen to it again, and then he couldn't help grinning silly.

He can be regarded as a person with a huge sum of money now, and after ordering extravagantly ordered takeaways, he began to shoot and edit his [-] followers welfare videos non-stop.

I spent the whole weekend making liver videos day and night, occasionally sending a few silly words to Welfen, and taking a few pictures to share his takeaway meal.

-Welfen: Chiffon, you haven't gone out for two days. Sitting in front of the computer all the time is not good for your health. Eating takeout all the time is not good for your health either.

Bored at home for a long time, Ye Feng, who was a little dizzy from his liver, saw this, and replied with a strong smile like an optimistic social animal with dark circles under his eyes:

-Chiffon: It's okay... I'm going to school tomorrow, and I have swimming lessons in the afternoon so I can move around.

-Welfen: Swimming?

Bu Hanchan recalled that encounter in the swimming pool.

Speaking of swimming, Ye Feng perked up.

-Chiffon: Yes!I'm a good swimmer!And the figure... ahem, not bad, many people cheered for me when I swam haha!

There is something in these words, and it is obvious to show off.

Bu Hanchan raised her eyebrows slightly, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but twitch slightly.

-Welfen: Chiffon, you're tempting me.

"Ahem——" Ye Feng was startled by Welfen's words.This man really understands, he can be a gentleman, and he can also match Ye Feng's little wicked tastes and tease him just right.

-Chiffon: Hahahaha!So what?

Bu Hanchan was so bullied by him that he had no choice but to lower his head and chuckle.

-Welfen: What do you think of me?

-Chiffon: I miss you...

Before Ye Yan could say the second half of the sentence, a text message popped up on the phone, which was a courier message.

It should be that the souvenir Han Lin sent him arrived. He remembered that there were several bottles of good wine in it. Ye Feng, who hadn't had a good drink for a long time, couldn't help but get hungry.

The long-term non-stop chatting anytime, anywhere has already made Ye Yan subconsciously report any actions to Welfen casually.

-Chiffon: My courier has arrived, I will go out to pick it up~

Too hastily left this sentence, put on his shoes, took his phone key and went out.

Bu Hanchan stared blankly at the fragment of the previous sentence, the three words on the dialogue box.

【I miss you……】

The address that Ye Feng gave Han Lin back then belonged to their community, and he should be on guard against "selling" his information to the Ye family, but he still gave it truthfully.

After picking up the courier, he opened it and found that besides two bottles of good wine, there were some really local products, all of which were unique delicacies.

He sent a message to Han Lin: "The things have been received, thank you buddies."

Han Lin replied in seconds:

-[Lin Yu's Night]: Thank you for what you said to me.By the way, how is your financial situation now?I have no money to tell my brother.

-[Ye]: I have to be so bad in your eyes?Don't worry, eat and drink well.

-[Lin Yu's Night]: Hey, I'm still worried, if it wasn't for this beautiful school's strict academic control, I would even fly back to China to see you.

-[Ye]: Stop, stop, stop being sensational, do you want to see me, or play truant?

-[Rainy Night]: Hey... I miss the air of my motherland.I miss my hugs.

-[Ye]: ...cough cough, I officially inform you that I am a married man now, pay attention to the impact.

Han Lin was instantly hurt and turned pale with fright:

-[Rainy Night]: What? !what's the situation? !Who and who? !Do I know you?

-[Rainy Night]: Hurry up, hurry up!Tell me about it!

Seeing him so excited, Ye Feng finally had a faint sense of real love in his heart.He pretended to be calm:

-[Ye]: Don't you just fall in love, how normal.You calm down.

Han Lin, who has been single for many years as a wealthy third generation, has miraculously many years: ...

Under Han Lin's hard work...Ye Yan really couldn't bear it, the main reason was his desire to talk, which had reached its peak after holding back for a weekend.

-[Rainy Night]: What? !You mean online dating? ? ?

Ye Feng heard the obvious disappointment in the other party's tone, and was immediately dissatisfied, and argued hard;

-[Ye]: What happened to online dating?Is online dating not love?

-[Jesus]: ​​Online dating is the attraction and matching of two souls!

Han Lin was silent, and it took him a long time to see the problem clearly. He couldn't explain what he was saying and didn't know how to say it:

-[Lin Yu's Night]: ...Miao'er, are you...

Are you afraid to talk to real people?

Han Lin didn't say this, just like an invisible tacit understanding between the two. Han Lin never acted like he didn't know that Ye Yan liked men, and he still played straight and basic jokes with him unscrupulously for so many years.

-【Ye】: Is it something?

-[Lin Yu's Night]: Are you out of your mind?As a person who is not in China, I can see innocent college students who are cheated by online dating every day.It’s okay if you’re as rich as before, but now you only have a few bucks and you dare to play online dating?

Ye Feng: ...

-[Lin Yu's Night]: Tell me the truth, do you know nothing except that the other party is German and speaks very nicely?Haven't even seen a photo?

-[Ye]: ...Isn't this normal, and I didn't give him a photo.

-[Lin Yu's Night]: My cub, it's a good thing you didn't give me a photo!Did you spend money on him?

A few hundred pieces of skin is nothing.

What's more, Welfen gave himself so many presents, and also paid egg tarts for medical expenses...

Ye Yan frowned, why did he feel like an online dating fraud?

Innocent college student anchor cheating fans online?

Uh... What is it like to be inexplicably guilty?

The author has something to say: Note: "Never lose, never forget, never leave" is quoted from Cao Xueqin's "Dream of Red Mansions".