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"...Sorry, there was a problem with the microphone just now."

- oh oh oh~~~~ There was a little problem, but the camera is still good hahahahaha!

-Ha ha ha ha!I've taken a screenshot!Interlocking fingers is so sweet to me!

- When will Fengfeng show his face?!Ask Welfen to show up together!want to see! ! !

……

The crazy fans booed for a while.

Ye Feng couldn't stand it anymore, and was secretly happy in his heart. He was embarrassed to want to show off, so he could only suppress the corners of his mouth that were crazily raised, and used the previous excuse: "I said 50 followers before showing my face, what? I want to see Welfen , Let’s see what he thinks about this.” He turned his head to look at Welfen, and said to him: Quick, refuse, refuse!

Of course he can't show it. He talked with Welfen for so long, but he didn't see him once. Now that we finally met, how can we make these people cheaper?

Seeing the shape of Ye Feng's mouth, Bu Hanchan couldn't help laughing, and could only say, "Sorry, I can only show it to Chiffon."

One sentence immediately exploded a barrage of single dogs.

-Ah ah ah ah ah!hateful! ! ! !

-Ohh Ohh ohh!Don't be so stingy!

- Fengfeng I hate you! ! ! !

- Crowdfunding a big knife!Grab a man as early as possible!

……

Ye Yan watched with joy: "Haha, I laughed so hard, it's alright, alright, is this okay? When we get 50 fans, I will show up with Welfen in the live broadcast, Welfen, is it alright?"

Bu Hanchan didn't care about this, and nodded in agreement: "Yes."

-Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !In order to see Welfen's prosperous beauty, I rushed!All videos in one click!

- go go go go go go!I can still have a liver!

-Secretly revealed that the photo of Welfen's mask that was circulated on the Internet before the summer festival is absolutely gone!

-I'm not superficial like you guys, I want to see Fengfeng! ! ! !

……

Ye Yan is accustomed to the aphasia of primitive people like everyone, and started to follow the following process: "Next, please contact me with the two fans who have just been drawn, and Welfen and I will guide you four rows."

As soon as these words came out, there was another burst of mourning.

- fuck!Why didn't you say it earlier!Admired!

-Hey, I have to rush even to get four rows with Welfen!Laughing to death, I can't get a lottery if I participate in the lottery...

- I like Pink Tyrannosaurus Little Brother! 【Rose Rose Rose】

……

After Ye Yan pulled the two water friends into the team, he greeted them and asked about their usual positions in the team.

[Pink Tyrannosaurus] said shyly, "I... can do anything."

[Sand Shell]: I'm used to playing the assault position.

Ye Yan understood, and said caringly: "Then let's assign it. Later... listen to Welfen's command, he is the captain."

The two water friends opened the microphone and responded:

"Ok."

"it is good."

Bu Hanchan: "No problem."

They randomly arrived at the island map. After Ye Yan stepped down as the captain, he was in charge of logistics support, obeyed Welfen's command, collected supplies along the way, and scouted the enemy's situation to find vehicles. Awesome, the pink tyrannosaurus is not bad, and [Sand Shell] is even more powerful, and the charge is unambiguous at all, causing fans to scream.

Ye Yan originally thought that their group was stable, and made great strides all the way, swaggering and driving the jeep across the bridge.

"Wait! Someone is guarding the bridge!" Ye Yan probed outside the car to investigate. As soon as the words fell, a shuttle bullet grazed him and hit the car body. Car, find cover."

Ye Feng quickly got out of the car, rolled to the back of the car and squatted in the cover. The other side knew that he had been exposed, and immediately fired randomly, and the bullets hit their car with thumping noises.

"This won't work, the car will explode later." Ye Yan turned his head, and the Pink Tyrannosaurus was knocked down. He raised his hand and quickly threw a cigarette seal at him, as if to go over to help him.

Welfen found a cover, set up the gun, and said, "Be careful, I'll cover you."

Ye Yan nodded, rushed into the fog and began to help people, and threw two big bags beside him, and said, "Go back and find a bunker to spray medicine, follow me."

[Pink Tyrannosaurus] Be obedient and obedient. Unexpectedly, when the medicine is being sprayed, the opposite person starts to shoot.

Welfen took aim, and a bullet passed through, knocking back the man who came out to shoot from behind the stone cover.Ye Yan hurriedly called [Pink Tyrannosaurus] to follow him and took advantage of the gap to move back to the car in a snake shape and hide.

The opponent was also in full formation, and Welfen aimed at the place where the opponent might emerge and waited intently.

Appeared.

"Bang!" Successfully hit the opponent, but unfortunately it should have a third-level head. He fell down and was quickly rescued by his teammates.

The opponent's sniper counterattacked quickly when he shot, but fortunately Welfen dodged quickly, and the bullets passed by his side.

Seeing this, Ye Yan changed to the M4 that was in his hand, filled the bullet, and said: "The opponent is guarding too hard, seeing that the poison is coming, so I can only rush over, [Sand Shell] You cooperate with me and keep an eye on the opponent Assaulter, as soon as I shot, I Fengyan rushed up. Welfen..."

As soon as he said something, Bu Hanchan understood what he meant, and replied calmly: "Don't worry, just go forward and don't need to look back."

Ye Feng felt at ease immediately. He threw cigarettes as a cover and rushed forward across the bridge. Of course, the people on the other side had enough bullets to sweep him. Welfen, who was behind him, seized the opportunity again and shot out, directly shooting the opponent's assaulter. kill.

[Welfen used 98K to kill Qkxkdh. 】

Ye Yan rushed to the front, first pulled out two mines and threw two at the opponent's already exposed base camp, "Bang bang!!" When the two thunders sounded, he immediately shot from the side and popped his head Those who come will sweep!

[Chiffon kills Wkkjdj with M416. 】

He moved when he heard the sound, and immediately turned the muzzle of the gun to the right, instinctively without hesitation: "Bang bang bang!!!"

[Chiffon kills Bhsghyu with M46. 】

There was only one left, and the smoke around Ye Feng was about to disperse, so he quickly found cover and searched around.

"Bang—" the sound of the silencer gun rang in my ears.

[Welfen used 98K to kill Vshgey. 】

When the system prompted, Ye Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly turned around to greet them: "The poison is here, come and lick the bag!"

At this time, the garbled team that had just been wiped out angrily took off their earphones and hammered the keyboard.

"Fuck! That Chiffon just now, is that the little streamer who double rowed with Glod before?" A boy in the lobby on the first floor of GOD said angrily.

Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, the team is on holiday, and these young trainees don't go home, they practice four rows with a trumpet every day, and they didn't expect to meet an acquaintance.

The other boy nodded: "It should be, but apart from him, the sniper on their team is also very good. I was crushed by him before, so I couldn't show my face."

At this time, the cat feces who called for supper came in with food, and yelled at them: "How many of you? Come over to eat when it's over."

After all, Maoshi was the first team, and he was always nice to everyone. The four boys passed by with a face, each with a very stinky face.

"What's wrong? Lost the game?"

A boy couldn't hold back: "I lost to a small anchor, the one who came to our base before, what's it called...?"

"Chiffon." The sniper boy added, "Their team's sniper Welfen is also very good, I doubt it is worse than the second team's Weed."

The cat poop was amused, it was an acquaintance.He knew Ye Feng's level, and his explosive power was quite good, but that sniper...he became curious, "Not worse than weeds? What do you mean?"

He knew that the sniper guy in the youth training camp was pretty good, and he was number one in Solo before.Immediately, his eyes lit up, it turned out that there was such a seeded player by Ye Feng's side!

He followed them to the computer, watched the replay of the confrontation between the two teams just now, commented and criticized their mistakes just now, and at the same time thought to himself, Ye Feng's grass-roots team is not bad, and that sniper is calm enough Sophisticated, even that assault looks good.

He became more playful, and after hastily eating the barbecue, he went upstairs, sat back on his chair, and slid backwards.Although today is a holiday, almost all the people in the first team are there every day.

"I just found a good sniper seedling, with Chiffon, are you interested in playing in the gym?" The former sniper Glod looked up, very interested, but because he was in a double row live broadcast with Fox, he could only hold back. Out of curiosity, I couldn't help coughing twice and said: "About me. Double row."

"Come on!" Mao Shi poked Snake in the list below, and asked, "I fancy a sniper, do you want to kick the gym?"

Bai Yueming snorted coldly: "You pigeon-holed me just to find someone to kick me?"

Guilty cat shit: "Just... once. Okay?"

The other party was silent for a while, "Come here."

Ye Feng and the others had no danger in this water friend game. After entering the final round, two water friends died one after another. Ye Feng and Welfen fought for a while, and finally fulfilled their mission and got the chicken.

"Win!" Seeing Welfen successfully take the last head, Ye Yan was very excited, "You played really well at the end of this round."

After all, once in a while you meet a strong enemy, and you only feel good when you win a fight.

Bu Hanchan was funny and didn't take it seriously.

After bidding farewell to the two water friends, Ye Yan hadn't played enough, and finally moved Bu Hanchan's computer, so he naturally wanted to have a good time with him, so he hurriedly said: "Next, I will play double row with Welfen, but I will still For lottery draws, draw once in a game, no need to perform."

-Ha ha ha ha!It can be seen that Fengfeng is already impatient hahaha!

- If you don't need to perform, then I'll rush!Go, go, go!

……

Ye Yan finished the second round of draws, sent them Mid-Autumn Festival blessings, and then returned to the game.

At this time, I suddenly received an invitation from Maoshi to form a team.

Ye Feng felt baffled, so he agreed.

The other party came in and said straight to the point: "Come to play a few rounds on the custom map? Bring your sniper with me, and I'll make an appointment."

Ye Yan was a little confused: "What's the situation?"

Maoshi began to flicker: "Mid-Autumn Festival fellowship. Everyone is bored. This is often the case. I save a round and gather 100 people to open. Anyway, most of the people in the circle are live broadcasting tonight. They are all masters. Don't miss this opportunity. Come and learn from each other. ?”

When Ye Yan heard that they were all masters, he was shamefully moved, and it wasn't just him who was shameful.

The 10,000+ viewers in the live broadcast room were instantly excited when they heard the news. Doesn't this mean that we can see other e-sports players? !

- Whoa whoa whoa!go!Get dry! ! !

-Fengfeng quickly agree! ! !

- I don't follow the e-sports circle, but I feel very interesting, looking forward to it!

……

Ye Yan subconsciously glanced at Bu Hanchan and asked for his opinion.

Bu Hanchan smiled faintly: "Yes."

Ye Yan immediately cheered and agreed: "No problem! Come on!"

Mao Shi heard the voice of the man in the team, and thought that this was the sniper who beat up the youth trainees downstairs.

Without thinking about it, he privately built a custom server and sent a link to Ye Yan, saying: "You guys go in first, and I'll go shout out to others."

Maoshi's social skills are not covered. In the name of GOD Mid-Autumn Festival friendship, he posted the custom server everywhere in the e-sports group, and even posted several international friends he met this summer.

After entering the custom team first, Ye Yan was startled, watching the number of people entering the map increase at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Soon, 100 people gathered together and started on time.

This kind of friendship game, everyone talks about playing casually, but no one is convinced, many people are live broadcasting, and they are trying their best not to lose their position in front of the fans, and they have to talk about it Just play.

After Ye Feng and Welfen went in as a team, the waiting square was full of eyes. Some were dressed in gaudy clothes, while others looked like original clothes, most likely a temporary trumpet.

Maoshi loves to cause trouble, so he turned on the full-band mic and started to challenge the fire: "Ahem, everyone, happy Mid-Autumn Festival, there is nothing else tonight for the party, just do it! I will make a bet first, whether it is the killer king or the eater. Chicken team, everyone gets a lottery in the other party's live broadcast room, give more or less, if you don't want to, just call daddy hahaha!"

Ye Yan's eyes widened when he heard the words, cat poop is too fucking bad, or are they playing big enough?

Sure enough, as soon as Maoshi finished speaking, a group of people laughed and scolded him, but no one refused, after all, everyone was a face-saving person.Even if you lose, it's a big festival, you can't afford to smash a gift.

Ye Yan and Bu Hanchan sighed: "They are all big bosses, we will definitely lose..."

Bu Hanchan calmly said, "Not necessarily."

Hearing this, Ye Yan thought to himself, senior, you may not know the difference in strength between a professional e-sports player and an ordinary passer-by.

But have fun playing the game, since Ye Feng agreed to come to play, it is definitely impossible to drag the water to hold back.

"The route has been displayed." Ye Feng stared at the route and said seriously.

Unexpectedly, many people started to harass and fight with full-range microphones: "Oh, let's go to the airport, occupy the airport first, and make it bigger and stronger step by step!"

"Challenge P city! Everyone has the guts to jump P city! Quick battle!"

"Haha! I laughed so hard, are you ready for this daddy?"

A group of people are laughing in the mic, everyone is acquaintances, and the mics are even more extroverted, who doesn't know who?

"Father and son are settled!"

Ye Feng was listening enthusiastically, when he suddenly heard a German voice.

Someone heard it before him: "Damn! Why are there foreigners in the local team friendship?!"

The one who spoke German immediately switched to authentic Mandarin and said with a smile, "Why are you nervous? Besides, I will be playing games in China soon, and I will get to know everyone well in advance."

Someone asked: "Who is this?"

"Tink."

"Tink?" Two voices came out at the same time.One is cool and the other is calm.

Hearing what Bu Hanchan said, Ye Yan was slightly surprised, "He's here too?"

"Fuck! Talk fart talk! We're almost in the sea, jump!" A violent voice sounded, waking up the group of chatterers.

Ye Yan panicked when he heard the words, Bu Hanchan had already marked the spot, and calmly commanded: "Follow me, jump!"

At this time, after parachuting down, looking around in the gust of wind, there are all pairs of parachutes with double rows.

"Damn it! They're all gathered here, and the fish ponds in the fishing village will be blown up." Ye Yan couldn't help frowning and suggested, "Let's go down and find a car and go north quickly? There are too many people!"

Unexpectedly, Bu Hanchan next to him calmed down and said calmly: "It's okay, let's kill a wave first, pick up some equipment before leaving."

"This... alright." Ye Feng felt that it was impossible to win anyway, and death sooner or later is a death, and it is better to just go up and play instead of hanging around.

With the mood of seeing death as home, he found a small house near the fishing village, jumped down and quickly picked up a handful of small guns. Fortunately, he quickly picked up a handful of M762, which was not too bad.

This place is pitifully poor, he entered like locusts, and he didn't spare even a few bandages.

The fishing village not far away was full of chaotic gunshots. Ye Feng thought about it, and guessed that some of the people on the plane went to the airport, some came to the fishing village, and some should have found a car halfway to the north.

Until he glanced at the system prompt, two killing messages of Welfen appeared below.He hurriedly ran to his place on the map to resist the gun and said, "I'm coming!"

As soon as Ye Feng rushed over, there were footsteps nearby, which scared him to slither around to find cover.

"Hey! There is a little fish that is alone." The other party used the full-range microphone arrogantly.

Ye Yan paid less attention to the e-sports players, and couldn't tell who the opponent was, but his heart was tense, and he was worried that Welfen was in a difficult battle and couldn't call him to distract him.He bit his lip, calmed down, quickly took off his shoes, lowered his voice, walked sideways to the back of the house, stretched out his hands to climb up, climbed up and lay down on his stomach.Soon he heard the footsteps of the other party again. On the right, he took out the mine, pulled out the bolt for a few seconds, one, two... Immediately threw it towards the place he predicted!Immediately afterwards, he directly picked up the M762 and swept it!

Who knows that there is no one at all, could it be... the back!Sure enough, gunshots came from behind!

Ye Feng was shot immediately, and immediately counterattacked to dodge.

In seconds, a shuttle of bullets came through the air, giving him a helping hand.

[Chiffon uses M762 to kill DIO-Sidekick. 】

Ye Feng successfully fought back!

He himself was a little dazed, and in a thrill, he looked up and saw Welfen not far away.

"Follow me."

Ye Yan's hanging heart fell, he quickly licked his bag, updated a wave of equipment, and followed Welfen.

The person who died just now, there is another person in the team, wondering: "How did you die? Who killed it?"

The man who died was also quite depressed: "It's called Chiffon. I haven't heard of it. There was nothing wrong with it. His teammate gave me a shot in the back, otherwise how would I die?" "I haven't heard of it, maybe cat shit came in Little Xiami, wait, I will avenge you."

Less than half a minute.

[Welfen uses AKM to kill DIO-chick. 】

"Fuck! Why is this guy shooting so fast?! Could it be the vest approved by some boss?"

Ye Yan cooperated with Bu Hanchan, the fishing village was not big in the first place, and after the two of them took down six heads, they gained quite a lot.He said enthusiastically, "Is there anyone else over there? Shall we collect it?"

Bu Hanchan smiled lowly: "No, just take it as soon as you see it. Let's go around from the south."

After cleaning up everyone in the fishing village, the two faintly heard the sound of a motorcycle going away behind.

Fox frowned, and said, "Two ran away."

Glod was rather regretful when he heard this: "It's a pity."

He picked up his gun and said, "Forget it, let's go north, we have to shrink the circle, I'm afraid we won't meet them on the road."

Ye Yan prided himself on being a good driver, but the motorcycle really didn't drive very well, and it flew up and bumped into rocks a few times on the road.Bu Hanchan was finally helpless: "Change. I will ride."

"...Oh." Ye Yan obediently stepped aside, "We're going to shrink the circle, we're almost done, where are we going next?"

Bu Hanchan clicked on the map, looked at it, and marked a point: "Here."

Ye Yan took a look and was startled: "City P? Now past this point... Either it's all boxes, or there are a few powerful ones still licking boxes..."

Bu Hanchan chuckled lightly: "It's better to come early than coincidentally."

When the two came to P City all the way, they could find a box within a few steps. Ye Yan thought about it, jumped out of the car and licked it, wow!No one has ever been licked!This box is very fat!

"Hahaha! So many treasures! Welfen, I'll pick them up for you first, and I'll find a place to distribute them to you later."

After getting out of the car, Bu Hanchan looked around and replied, "No, hurry up, there are people here."

"Ah???" Ye Feng, who was desperately stuffing the medicine, hastily withdrew his hand and changed the gun, asking, "Where is it?"

Before the words fell, a bullet hit him directly. Ye Feng dodged in time and lost some blood. He cursed secretly, and quickly retreated behind the wall to avoid spraying medicine, while calling: "Welfen is in your direction at eleven o'clock." Up there!"

Bu Hanchan had already come downstairs sideways, and calmly ordered: "I will pull his fire, you go around to the back of the building next to you and jump upstairs, and I will rush in from below to outflank."

Ye Feng: "Okay!"

A few seconds later, Ye Feng, who had rushed upstairs, was instantly exposed, and was attacked by fierce fire from the opposite building. He had to hide in the blind spot at the corner of the stairs.Fortunately, Welfen quickly started to attack from the opponent's throwing mines downstairs to draw the flames of war.

Ye Yan took the opportunity to come out and throw mines, and after shooting a burst of fire, the blind cat bumped into the dead mouse and he really knocked one down!

He stepped forward to make another shot!Successfully won!

[Chiffon kills Hsjkh with M416. 】

It was a garbled trumpet, Ye Yan didn't pay attention, and in the next second, he was shot down by the opponent's teammate!

grass!Ye Yan hurriedly crawled towards the blind spot, but he didn't expect the other party to throw a thunder over him.

The system pops up a kill prompt:

[Tink uses □□ to blow up Chiffon. 】

"Tink?!" Ye Yan looked at his urn, unbelievable that he actually touched him.

His perspective immediately changed to that of his teammate Welfen, and he hurriedly reminded him: "It's Tink! Be careful!"

After killing Ye Feng, the other party seemed to be a little surprised, and turned on the full frequency microphone: "Ye Feng? Why are you here? Then is your teammate Welfen?"

"What a coincidence? I'm sorry, it was you who didn't pay attention." He was talking, feeling the danger, and before he had time to react, Welfen, who quickly attacked from downstairs, had already raised his gun, "Bang bang bang!!! "

Yi Tingsheng stared at the box in front of his computer in astonishment, and cursed for the first time: "Fuck! You even killed me?!"

"Sorry, there are only father and son in this game, no friends." After Bu Hanchan finished speaking, he calmly pointed at the corpse next to the urn under his feet, "Bang bang!!" two shots, and said coldly:

"Also, avenge my children."

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