comet return day

Go in, the blue progress bar stops halfway, and a line of words appears on the screen: the current network speed is slow

"Wori, this month's traffic is capped and the speed is limited, it's too slow to break the network..."

Xu Yingtang looked at the progress bar that was stuck, and felt that it was stuck on his neck, and it made people feel uncomfortable, so he took the note: "Tsk, you are too slow, I will do it"

Lu Baiou watched them head to head, staring at the phone intently, feeling that the screen was about to be burnt out by their eager eyes, he took a step back and sat on the bed: "Look, I'm not interested. "

Liu Hao quit: "That can't be done, good brothers have to share it together, it's hard to get them, all of them have such big breasts, 36D!"

Lu Baiou: ...

"I don't watch F either!"

Xu Yingtang pulled the person over, and pressed the position next to her: "Other things, it will be loaded soon... It's done!"

The picture on the screen is turbulent, and the spring is almost overflowing the screen. Xu Yingtang has never seen this before, but this time, he checked it with his mobile phone because of the uncomfortable progress bar, and suddenly such a restricted screen popped up. He coughed to cover up his embarrassment, but his ears were already red.

He secretly glanced at Lu Baiou, Jiang Ou's expression remained unchanged, there was no emotion on his face, he looked at the screen as if he was reading a set of papers.

Zong Rong and Liu Hao are gearing up: "Choose one quickly, just this one, this one is the whitest!"

Clicking on the video, a blushing voice rang out, Xu Yingtang's eyes wandered and he didn't dare to look at his phone, when suddenly the screen went black and a call came in, Liu Hao said impatiently: "Who is calling at this time! "

Xu Yingtang quickly picked up the phone: "Hello?"

"Hi, hello, I'm the Public Security Bureau of City H. We detected that you just browsed an illegal website."

The dormitory was so quiet that even a needle dropped on the ground could be heard. Liu Hao and the others heard the phone call, Zong Rong swallowed, Liu Hao showed panic, Guo Ze and Sun Peng turned into idiots, like a statue.

"Ah, ah?!"

"We need you to go to the Municipal Bureau to make a record. May I ask when you..."

Lu Baiou grabbed the phone and said, "I'm sorry, I don't have time, my leg is broken and I can't walk."

The police over there probably didn't expect that there were other people, and they were speechless for a while, and they still looked at a certain website with a broken leg!

"Well, don't browse such websites in the future. There is a risk of fraud. We will monitor them here. If this happens again, we must record it."

"Okay, got it, goodbye!"

beep--

Lu Baiou hung up the phone, put the phone back into the petrified Xu Yingtang's hand, looked around at the crowd, and said slowly, "Is it exciting?"

Liu Hao nodded blankly: "Stimulate... stimulate..."

Lu Baiou sneered: "A man's paradise?"

Liu Hao lowered his head

"The source of happiness?"

Sun Peng covered his face

"Are you still watching, go on"

Liu Hao's face was about to be buried in his chest: "I don't want to watch it... If I do it again, there will be a shadow, and it will be gone for the rest of my life..."

Xu Yingtang slowly regained consciousness, realizing what happened just now

Damn the police just called!

I call him a fairy!I am obviously a good student in the new era of socialism that promotes prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony!

Xu Yingtang wanted to strangle Liu Hao to death, the skin under his neck gradually turned red and spread to his face, he wished he could find a crack in the ground to get in.

Seeing his blushing and thick neck, Lu Baiou couldn't help but sneer: "What's the matter, little angel Xu, helping others and being friendly to classmates, how do you feel?"

Xu Yingtang covered her face with her hands, and said in a muffled voice: "It's so embarrassing, the scene of the society's death..."

Lu Baiou sneered: "I've thought of a group name, have you taken your medicine today?"

Liu Hao opened a slit in his hands and exposed his eyes: "You seem to be connoting yourself..."

"Different IQs don't conspire with each other. I'm already cured and don't need to take medicine. Liu Hao, let me be the leader of the group."

"what?"

"Record the mindless moments of your life, purify the network, and return everyone a green environment."

……

beep—

Several people's mobile phones remembered at the same time, group message:

[Gull]: Remember to take medicine

Ou changed the group name to "Have you taken your medicine today?"

Xu Yingtang and the other five people: ...

The next day, the five tacitly did not mention yesterday's embarrassment, and were a little more attentive to Lu Baiou than usual

"At the same table, are you hungry? I have something to eat."

"Brother Lu, what do you want for lunch, I invite you."

"Brother Lu, are you going to the bathroom? I'll accompany you... Oops"

"Are you an idiot!" Guo Ze hit Liu Hao on the head.

Lu Baiou raised his eyebrows: "Didn't take any medicine?"

"Eat, eat, no, no, I'm not sick..." Liu Hao's head shook like a rattle.

"Go back if you have nothing to do, don't cuddle with me." Lu Baiou said lazily

Liu Hao and the others seemed to have received an amnesty, and they nodded and bowed back. Xu Yingtang was about to say something when the class bell rang, and the chemistry teacher walked in with a straight face.

The chemistry teacher's surname is Tang, over forty years old, with willow-leaf eyebrows, hanging eyes, and the corners of the mouth are slightly down. Such a face looks difficult to get along with.

With a bang, she threw a stack of papers on the podium

"Look at your weekly test paper last week! Didn't I emphasize that question in class? Did you listen to it with your feet? Did you memorize the order of strong and weak electrolytes? Can't you memorize it? I'm the one teaching, how come the students in Class [-] can memorize it but your class can't... Pass out the papers!"

Xu Yingtang frowned in annoyance, this chemistry teacher was newly transferred, he taught their class and the fifth class, and often compared the two classes together.

He didn't want to listen to her endless complaints, so he secretly played with his mobile phone and saw red dots on the WeChat message page

{Have you taken your medicine today?}

[Liu Hao]: My mother is so annoying, I want to talk about the fifth class so openly, and refuse to be trampled!

【Liu Hao】: Dabaa.jpg

[Zong Rong]: Did she say that she didn't emphasize it? Pooh, the front and back of a fucking set of papers are two pages, and they all say it's the key point. The second master of impermanence sells cloth--bullshit!

[Bing Zhou]: Where did I learn a set of skills...

[Zong Rong]: "Language Art You Must Learn at the Age of 20"

【Boat】:...

【Liu Hao】:...

【Sun Peng】:...

[Lu Baiou]: You guys are in a hurry to find death, but don't cry when she gets caught in a fit of anger

Xu Yingtang stuffed the phone back, took the handed out test paper, and lay on the table looking for a red pen to pretend to attend the class, but actually scribbled and drew on the test paper.

Seeing that he was absent-minded, Lu Baiou hit his head with a pen

"Listen to the class well"

Xu Yingtang raised her head with her left hand: "I can't listen."

"If you don't want to listen, you have to listen!"

Xu Yingtang looked at Lu Baiou, he seemed to be able to listen to the class at any time without any influence

He couldn't help asking: "If it's a teacher you don't like, can you listen to it?"

Lu Baiou nodded

"Why? I just can't listen..."

Lu Baiou saw that his mouth was pouting, and there was a handful of hairs on his head that were blown up from playing with the pen around his hair, so he pursed his lips and said:

"Because you have the right to choose only if you are excellent."

◎The author has something to say:

The Geng who called was based on the real case of the sister on the Internet, but I don’t know what Uncle Jingcha said and asked, I just wrote it casually

Chemical electrolytes, that’s what I checked on the Internet. I learned literature in high school and didn’t understand science, so I gave it back to science people. If you don’t die, you won’t die (?_?)

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10. Section 10

Xu Yingtang nodded thoughtfully: "It makes sense! But I still don't like her..."

Lu Baiou asked without squinting: "Why?"

Xu Yingtang lay back again, like a discouraged ball: "Lili said before that she wanted to choose a class representative. She discussed it with the department directors in our class. The department directors can choose their favorite candidates. She chose Zhao Chenchen."

"?Then?"

"Then she called Zhao Chenchen to the office alone, and asked her to secretly promote her supplementary classes in private. Zhao Chenchen was too embarrassed to speak up, but Zhang Tongliang heard this. That idiot didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he went to press with Mr. Tang. It's close, to help with publicity, Tang Laoya knows about this and always grabs Zhao Chenchen..."

"How did you know?"

Xu Yingtang pulled her hair irritably: "The school committee said that she called Zhao Chenchen alone, and the school committee was going to deliver homework to the physics teacher. I overheard it. Zhang Tongliang said that day that he would follow the school committee with questions."

"Because of this shitty thing, she doesn't have a good impression of our class. The class representative of Class [-] helped her promote it. She treats them like a baby all day long... Isn't this annoying!"

Lu Baiou nodded solemnly: "There is one more question."

"What?"

"Who is Zhao Chenchen?"

Xu Yingtang: ...I played the qin to the cow for a long time

Xu Yingtang hated iron but steel: "The first row, the little girl on the far right! Lu Baiou, as the class monitor, shouldn't you write down all the names of your classmates! Be sober!"

"And the point of this matter is this! It's the chemistry teacher who can't treat students equally and fairly!"

"It makes people angry, but incompetent rage that can't change any facts is the most useless. When you can't change the environment, try to change yourself and learn to stand up from adversity."

Xu Yingtang clasped his hands together and bowed to Lu Baiou

Lu Baiou frowned in confusion: "What are you doing!"

"Master, thank you for dispelling my demons, I have realized it!" Xu Yingtang said devoutly with her eyes closed

Lu Baiou couldn't hold back a "puchi" laugh, the corners of his lips curled into a beautiful arc, and there was an irrefutable smile in his dark eyes.

I'm used to seeing him indifferent at ordinary times.