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Zhitang, take it out and you'll thank me

"I have touched it, but why does it look fluffy? Is it a doll?"

Guo Ze's face turned pale, and he stopped him: "Wait a minute!"

It was too late, Xu Yingtang took out the thing and took a closer look, it was a hairy spider, what he touched was the hair on the spider's leg

Xu Yingtang threw the spider model out at once, and uttered a beautiful Chinese sentence: "Fuck, what the hell is this, Liu Hao, you are a god, you fucking hurt me!"

Liu Hao was also stunned: "No, I took the wrong box!"

Xu Yingtang was still in shock, "Why did you take the wrong box?"

"The box should be the lychee candy I prepared for you. I fucking took it wrong. I'm sorry Brother Tang. The adults have a lot, please forgive the little ones."

Xu Yingtang grinned grimly: "Oh, it's late!"

Turning to Lu Baiou, he said, "At the same table, hurry up! Help me vent my anger."

In the past, Lu Baiou would never even give Xu Yingtang a look, but today he said seriously: "Okay"

Xu Yingtang didn't expect Lu Baiou to agree, and was stunned for a few seconds, Liu Hao had already acted out: "I was wrong, I really didn't mean it, forgive me, please spare my life."

"Then you pray that you don't lose"

Xu Yingtang took a sip of poisonous milk, and Liu Hao lost in the next round. Liu Hao lay on the ground and pretended to be dead. Lu Baiou thought for a while and said, "Wait for me."

After he finished speaking, he went out, and came in later with a box of blue things.

Xu Yingtang leaned over curiously: "What is this?"

"Beeswax."

"What's the use?"

"hair removal"

Liu Hao turned pale in shock, "No, no, no, Brother Lu, monitor, you want to shave me?"

Xu Yingtang was also shocked, but it was because of something else: "Where did you get this thing?"

"Prince Fan's"

"Where did Wang Zifan come from?"

"his sister"

Zong Rong was also shocked: "Then how do you know?"

Lu Baiou replied calmly: "Heard that day when he was washing, he thought it was a facial mask and secretly brought it, but he didn't put it on his face, he used it on his hands first, and pulled the hair off his hands before he found out. It's not a mask."

Xu Yingtang didn't understand cosmetics, but he had never seen Ms. Song use this thing. He suddenly raised his head and asked, "Who is Wang Zifan? When did you get so familiar with him?"

"I don't know him well, but I just heard him talking, and just happened to see him enter 323, and I borrowed it from him just now."

What a coincidence...

Liu Hao was about to kneel down

"Dad, can I change it?"

Lu Baiou didn't answer, just looked at him quietly holding the beeswax pot

"Lie down by yourself"

Seeing that there was no room for change in the matter, Liu Hao began to negotiate

"Then...can you remove the hair from your hands..."

Xu Yingtang jumped up to refute

"Going to the grave and burning newspapers are fooling you! How many hairs do you have on your hands and legs!"

"Brother Tang, that's all the years of friendship..."

"Two more things to get rid of"

Liu Hao gritted his teeth, and rolled up his trouser legs tragically: "Come on!"

The blue beeswax touched Liu Hao's calf, and it dried up quickly. Lu Baiou was about to tear off the beeswax, but Liu Hao suddenly yelled to stop

"Wait a minute! I have something to say"

"Ze!" He grabbed Guo Ze's arm

"I still have one last wish. I can't get on the King's account in Xingyaoyi. I want to be on the king... Aw! Grass! Xi Nei, I'm #%*&..."

Lu Baiou took advantage of him to confess his last wish, and tore off the beeswax. Liu Hao's face flushed with pain, Xu Yingtang and Guo Ze were stunned for a moment, and then they couldn't stop laughing

Xu Yingtang laughed wildly, covering her stomach with one hand and putting the other on Lu Baiou's shoulder,

"Hahahahahaha, I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts..."

"I vented my anger on you"

"What?" Xu Yingtang hadn't reacted yet, she was still looking at Lu Baiou with a smile on her face

"You said it, help you vent your anger."

It was only then that Xu Yingtang realized that he was helping himself out that Liu Hao took the wrong box. In fact, it was just a joke at the time, but he didn't expect him to really vent his anger on him.

He was a little confused, Lu Baiou had a gentle smile in his eyes, just like the last time he was speaking, he felt much softer

Xu Yingtang felt that her heart was beating very fast. Recently, every time she saw Lu Baiou smiling, she would feel this way. Could it be that she was sick?

"Smile for Bomei at all costs, tyrant!" Liu Hao complained while wiping non-existent tears

Xu Yingtang suddenly came back to his senses, he stared blankly at Lu Baiou for a long time, Xu Yingtang felt that his ears were a little hot, and his face was also hot

"Hey, what are you talking about, the game is exciting." Xu Yingtang coughed dryly to cover up her panic

"Okay, as long as you're happy, I won't lose a bunch of brothers in vain"

"screw you…"

Everyone laughed and made a fuss, and soon it was time to turn off the lights, and everyone packed up and rested

The sports meeting will be soon after the monthly exam. Although I know it well in my heart, when Tong Lili announced it, the class was still in trouble

Looking at the excited students below, Tong Lili raised her voice

"Listen to me! Don't just be happy, start registering for the competition now, the registration form is at Sun Peng's place, if you want to register, register yourself, get out of class is over!"

"I will claim the relay!"

"I will report the shot put!"

"Wang Chenchen, what kind of shot put are you reporting? Do you have the weight of a shot put?"

"I report 100 meters"

Sun Peng was quickly overwhelmed by the crowd, and he couldn't hear a word from the crowd. He asked everyone to speak one by one, but everyone's enthusiasm quickly overwhelmed his voice.

Xu Yingtang bumped into Lu Baiou's shoulder: "Are you applying for the project?"

Lu Baiou shook his head: "There is nothing to report, what do you want to report?"

"I am omnipotent, see what is missing at the time, I will make up for it"

After everyone has selected their favorite projects, there are still a few that no one has reported

Sun Peng stood on the podium and asked: "Is there no one to apply for the high jump? If you don't apply for this class, you will abstain."

"I, I will report!" Xu Yingtang raised her hand to signal

Sun Peng nodded, filled in Xu Yingtang's name, and asked: "The man is 3000m, is there anyone?"

Xu Yingtang raised his hand again, and Sun Peng shook his head: "No, Brother Tang, the 3000 meters and the high jump will be performed at the same time. You can only choose one if you have the avatar skill or not."

"If we don't have this, our class will abstain"

The indifferent voice of "I" came, and Xu Yingtang looked at Lu Baiou in disbelief, "Didn't you not report it?"

Lu Baiou glanced at him: "Isn't there no one?"

Xu Yingtang looked at Lu Baiou's thin figure: "Can you do it..."

Lu Baiou raised his eyebrows and sneered, "Men can't say no."

...

Xu Yingtang's mouth twitched

OK, you're the best

The sports meeting is scheduled for next Saturday, and there is still more than a week to go. Everyone's hearts are already drifting, and they wish they had time to travel directly to next Saturday.

Because of the sports meeting, Xu Yingtang's mood index has soared all the way, completely forgetting that there is an old man named Tang

After being unhappy for a few days, Tang Laoya started looking for trouble again

This time, Xu Yingtang's weekly test paper performed normally, not particularly good, but he couldn't find any mistakes. He thought Tang Laoya couldn't say anything, but he underestimated Tang Laoya's power

At first, it was the same cynicism that has remained unchanged for thousands of years, and then he pointed at Sang and Huai, and pointed at the deer as a horse. Xu Yingtang was quite concerned at the beginning, and comforted herself when she talked too much: it wasn't me, I don't know who to talk about

Tang Laoya also seemed to have discovered that Xu Yingtang had antibodies, and began to change his method—calling names

It was another death chemistry class, Xu Yingtang almost shrank under the table in order not to cause unnecessary trouble, he was holding a pen, and he memorized what the teacher said, without squinting, so that people could not find mistakes

Tang Laoya was talking about an organic chemistry problem, and Xu Yingtang didn't understand a sentence in the middle, so he turned his head to look at Lu Baiou's paper.

Just turning around, Tang Laoya suddenly called him: "Xu Yingtang, stand up!"

Xu Yingtang didn't understand, so she stood up

"What were you doing just now?"

Xu Yingtang looked confused, "I missed one piece, take a look at my tablemate and remember."

"Still quibbling, you are clearly talking"

Xu Yingtang's eyes widened in shock, is this an upgrade?Create something out of nothing?

"I don't have a teacher, I really just look at the paper."

Mr. Tang slammed the paper on the podium: "I've seen you and you still quibble? Since the beginning of class, you have kept your head down and don't look at the blackboard. Why, you know what I'm talking about? You still use reading other people's papers as an excuse, Obviously talking!"

Xu Yingtang clenched her fists, lowered her head and said nothing

What are you talking about, everything she says is justified, she already knew it, didn't she?

Suddenly, Lu Baiou beside him stood up.

"Teacher, he didn't say a word. He has been taking notes very seriously in this class. He did look at my paper just now. He didn't talk to me. His paper remembers the key points of what you said."

Tang Laoya's choked face turned red and turned white, and Lu Baiou slid his back straight and looked at her without changing his expression.

Xu Yingtang lowered her head, her heart was turbulent

He was very moved, but also very scared, afraid of hurting Lu Baiou, but there was a little sweetness in his heart, it felt really good to be firmly protected by someone

"Both of you sit down!" Elder Tang was so depressed that he didn't speak for a while, and finally let them both sit down, and she didn't say anything for the next half of the class.

After class, Xu Yingtang stared at Lu Baiou's clear and handsome side face. The angular jaw line looked very aggressive, and the raised eyes always gave people a sense of superiority, and the whole body shrouded in indifference. But this is Lu Baiou, Just stood up and defended him without hesitation

"You just stood up like that just now, what if she also picks on you, she has already set her sights on me, the big deal is that I apologize to her..."

Lu Baiou turned his head to look at Xu Yingtang, as if he wanted to see the depths of his heart

"I'm not afraid, you don't need to apologize, you haven't done anything wrong, so you don't need to apologize."

It's obviously normal, but when Lu Baiou said it, it sounded in Xu Yingtang's ears as if he wanted to show him his heart

Xu Yingtang said no