comet return day

Playing smart, you need to call for a report first. You all know that there will be a parade performance on the last day of military training. I hope you can get No.1. Do you have the confidence! "

"Have!"

"Okay! Everyone is there! Take a break! Stand at attention! Let's learn to stand in a military posture first..."

.......

The whole morning, everyone spent the whole morning standing in a military posture-rest-standing in a military posture-resting. The shoes issued for military training are very hard, and the soles of the feet hurt after standing for a long time. Finally, it was lunch break time. As soon as the instructor said it was a break, everyone rushed to the cafeteria to grab a meal with the sophomores.

Xu Tangzhou was about to start running on the spot, but Liu Hao grabbed the hem of his clothes, "Brother Tang, I can't, I can't move anymore, can you bring me a piece of bread, I won't go to the cafeteria to eat?"

"And me, I can't walk anymore, my feet hurt so much." Zong Rong sat down and leaned on Liu Hao.

Xu Tangzhou's feet were also very painful, but he was still able to persevere. There were also some girls sitting on the ground in the playground. He went to the cafeteria to eat and then went to the supermarket to buy something. The two guys were probably crying from hunger. He saw that the rest of them were still standing, but their faces were not very good, so he decided not to go to the cafeteria. Also grab food.

"Why don't you just buy something to eat and bring it to you two when you come back from the cafeteria. I think everyone is hungry. They all said what they want to eat. Lu Baiou and I will go buy it."

Lu Baiou looked at him suspiciously, "Why did I go too?"

"Because you are the most handsome and we have the best physique."

Lu Baiou choked on these words and did not refute. They agreed on what they wanted to eat. Xu Tangzhou and Lu Baiou got up and went to the supermarket. They quickly bought food and water. They found a shade under a tree and sat down Eat while enjoying the cool.

Guo Ze ate half of the bread, and found that Liu Hao did not gobble it up like before. He chewed every bite of bread for a long time, and asked him in doubt

"What's wrong with you, why did Xiaojiabiyu get up suddenly after eating?"

“Uncomfortable and a bit disgusting”

After they all got out of work and rested for a while, their faces all looked better, except for Liu Hao, who was still pale.

Sun Peng asked worriedly, "Is it heatstroke? Do you want to take a leave in the afternoon?"

Liu Hao waved his hand powerlessly, "No, I asked for leave on the first day of military training, and I'm still not a man."

"Didn't you say that you are a boy before, please please, what should you do if you faint?"

"Fart! Impossible! How could I be dizzy, I'll be fine after a short rest."

Probably because he looked too miserable, Lu Baiou, who seldom spoke, also spoke.

"If you feel uncomfortable, ask for leave. The teacher told me to take care of you."

Liu Hao smiled back at Lu Baiou's concern, "I'm really fine, we're getting together, let's go." After he finished speaking, he patted his butt and stood up, jumping up and down twice on the spot to prove that he was okay.

Standing in a military posture all morning, the instructor taught them to turn around on the spot in the afternoon.

"When turning to the right, use the right heel as the axis, exert force on the front of the right foot and the front of the left foot at the same time, and turn the body and feet to the right 90 degrees in unison..."

"Ah! Instructor, someone fainted!"

"What's wrong with him, his face is so ugly."

The instructor walked over to disperse the crowd without changing his face. It seemed that this kind of scene was very common. Liu Hao was lying on the ground with Guo Ze and Zong Rong squatting beside him. The instructor said to Guo Ze and Zong Rong

"You sent him to the infirmary. He suffered from heat stroke. After sending him, make sure he's fine and come back quickly."

Guo Ze and Zong Rong said yes, helped Liu Hao up and ran to the infirmary.

Instructor Chu blew his whistle and said

"It's very hot, everyone should drink more water when resting, if you feel uncomfortable, you can raise your hand to report, and you can go to the shade of the tree to rest for a while, you understand!"

"understood!"

The instructor's intention was good, but it seemed to provide everyone with a new way of avoiding military training.So, throughout the afternoon, one after another, students "felt dizzy" and went to rest under the shade of a tree. There were even ten students in one class who were "disgusted" and five students who were "going dizzy". The instructors finally discovered this. problem, but dared not let the flowers of the motherland rest, and finally responded to this problem like the class teachers.Finally, the class teachers collectively issued a notice: If you feel uncomfortable, you can go to issue a certificate to prove that you are sick or heat stroke, otherwise you will not be allowed to ask for leave.

The so-called Tao is one foot high, and the devil is one foot high. If this road is blocked, then change another one. This method will not work. The girl came up with another method

"Report!" A girl quickly ran to the instructor and said something quietly to the instructor. The instructor nodded with embarrassment. The girl got the right to rest, and more and more girls also went to tell the instructor "Whispering", the right to rest after finishing speaking.

Xu Yingtang was full of question marks, he secretly asked Lu Baiou

"What did they say, how can they go to rest?"

Lu Baiou looked at Xu Yingtang with the eyes of a fool, and found that the other party seemed to be pretending to be stupid or really stupid

"do not know.."

"I think your expression doesn't look like you don't know. If you know, just tell me. We can follow suit, but why are there only girls and no boys?"

Lu Baiou:...

"To shut up!"

"Okay, okay, I don't ask anymore, I don't ask anymore, I am so stingy, I am blessed to share..."

Xu Yingtang is naturally warm-hearted, he thought that Lu Baiou was too embarrassed to say it, but this is a great opportunity to escape military training, so how could he not use it.

So, Xu? The little angel in the world? Yingtang took advantage of the group break to find the instructor and whispered

"Instructor, my deskmate is also unwell just like those girls, but he is too embarrassed to tell me, so let me tell him for him." After speaking, he pointed to Baiou.

With his back turned to this side, Lu Baiou didn't see Xu Tangzhou's willingness to help others, but he seemed to feel a sharp gaze staring at his back, his right eyelid twitched, and he turned to see the instructor squinting, There was a half-smile in his eyes, Xu Yingtang was still saying something seriously, pointing at him while talking, Lu Baiou's first reaction: It must be nothing good!

The intuition was right, the instructor came over, looked down at Lu Baiou and said

"Student, I heard that you are also on your period?"

The instructor's voice was neither too loud nor too soft, and the surrounding students burst out laughing, Lu Baiou's eyes widened in disbelief

"what?"

Instructor Chu has a kind face

"Your tablemate said that you, like those little girls, are not feeling well. They said that they are on their period. Why, you too?"

Lu Baiou has lived for 17 years, and has seen all kinds of ups and downs. This is really the first time he saw this scene, and it happened to him. His face turned red, and he didn't know if he was angry or ashamed and didn't say anything.

Standing next to the instructor, Xu Yingtang's expression changed from "Thank you at the same table" to "Fuck? What's the matter" to "It's over", his face turned from white to redder. He never expected, enthusiastic Xu Tian, ​​who has been helping others for more than ten years, will fall on this.

The instructor looked at the expressions of the two, thinking that they were trying to be lazy but didn't find the right reason, so he decisively punished the two of them to run laps, and they had to run ten laps.

Xu Yingtang tried hard to apologize to Lu Baiou while running

"I'm sorry my deskmate, I didn't know they had their period"

Lu Baiou pursed the corners of his mouth tightly.

"I want to help you and want you to rest. I know you can't have your period."

Lu Baiou clenched his fists

"If I knew that was the reason, I would never have said it!"

Lu Baiou couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Xu Yingtang by the collar and pressed him to the ground, gritted his teeth and shouted word by word, "Xu-Ying-Tang!"

Lu Baiou felt that he had lost all face in his life, because there seemed to be two small flames in his angry eyes, his eyes were extraordinarily bright, his normally expressionless face collapsed, and the redness on his face was still there. Xu Yingtang stared at the young master who seemed to be underestimated. This way Baiou looked better than usual. In the next second, Xu Yingtang hurriedly begged for mercy.

"I was wrong, I was wrong! Squad leader! At the same table! I was wrong! Show mercy"

"Shut up! Impossible!"

The commotion here caught the instructor's attention again.

"Those two students over there, what's going on! Ten laps is too little, isn't it? If it's not enough, add another five laps!"

Xu Yingtang hurriedly turned up from the ground, grabbed Lu Baiou's hand that was about to wave to his face, showing a friendly look of classmates

"No, enough is enough, run now"

Lu Baiou panicked, "Let go!"

Xu Yingtang didn't dare to refuse now, so he quickly let go, Lu Baiou didn't want to see him, and accelerated past Xu Yingtang, Xu Yingtang hurried to catch up, apologizing as he ran, this apology sounded like Lu Baiou kept reminding him today Xu Yingtang saw him speeding up, and he also speeded up. The two of them ran faster and faster, and they finished ten laps in a short while.

The autumn tiger in September is not forgiving. After ten laps, both of them were sweaty, sticky and uncomfortable. Lu Baiou didn't want to argue with him. After calming down for a while, he lifted his feet and prepared to return to the team. Xu Yingtang hurriedly grabbed him. At the corner of his clothes, seeing him turn his head and staring at him, he quickly let go and looked at Lu Baiou with a flattering expression.

"At the same table, don't be angry, go for a walk, go to the supermarket, buy you a soda"

"No! Didn't disband, do you still want to be punished?"

As soon as the words fell, the instructor's whistle reminded

"Disband!"

Lu Baiou: ...I must not have read the almanac today!

Xu Yingtang hurriedly dragged him to the supermarket, bought two bottles of iced cola, sorbet and various snacks, the two of them drank and walked back slowly, the cold cola felt like the summer heat dissipated After a few minutes, the anger in Lu Baiou's heart also subsided a little.

Xu Yingtang squinted her eyes in satisfaction, and said with emotion

"Hey, who would have thought that they would use this reason, but you already knew the reason by looking at your expression, why didn't you tell me, you wouldn't make such a fuss if you told me