Personnel Corrector

During the lunch break, Gojo Satoru stuffed broccoli into his mouth, his mind was full of the conversation between Xia Youjie and Kurokawa Chiaki.

Why do high school students have so little focus, apart from studying, is there only love?

"Jie, do you want puppy love?" Gojo Satoru spat out the word puppy love, recalling the foreign movies he had watched.

Today is Xia Youjie from the Sandwich Pie with a piece of bread in his mouth, his eyes full of doubts.

He took down the bread and asked, "Who wants to fall in love early?"

Gojo Satoru took it for granted: "You."

Xia Youjie: "How did you know that I want to fall in love early?"

Gojo Satoru was incredible: "Every pore in your body exudes the smell of 'I want to fall in love'."

And... every time I think of that point, Gojo Satoru will feel an inexplicable negative emotion in his heart.

And still with Tsuruta...

Xia Youjie: "......??"

Xia Youjie rubbed the exposed forearm of the summer school uniform, and pressed down the goosebump, "Wu, be a good human being, don't be like a dog."

For the young master who lacks communication with his peers, Xia Youjie's yin and yang "language art" is still too early for Gojo Satoru, but apart from that face, what Gojo Satoru can show off the most is his brain. In just two or three seconds, Xia Youjie's taunt was deciphered by Gojo Wu.

The white-haired boy paused with his hands holding the chopsticks, and blurted out: "Are you scolding me?"

At this moment, he hadn't finished chewing half of the broccoli in his mouth, Xia Youjie leaned back a few times to express his disgust: "We'll talk after we finish eating."

Wujo Wu was not happy, he moved forward a few centimeters, if it wasn't for the lunch box in the middle, he would have almost bumped into Xia Youjie, just when he was about to refute, he suddenly remembered that he had something in his mouth - it was indeed very easy to talk like this No image—so Gojo Wu Gulu swallowed the broccoli in one gulp, then moved his head to look Xia Youjie in the eyes: "Are you avoiding me?"

Xia Youjie showed a loving smile and said, "I don't like dogs that are too clingy."

Wutiao Wu's blood surged, he didn't know why Xia Youjie made his mood go up and down like a roller coaster in just one week.

Before Gojo Wu's next question came, Xia Youjie quickly glanced at the luxurious bento of the white-haired boy today.

Sashimi - the bright color of the slice is the fattest and best-tasting part of a fish.

"........."

He compared it with his own sandwich, and decisively began to remedy it.

Xia Youjie raised his breadcrumb-stained fingers and brushed Wujou's hair with his clean palm, "But if it's you, I can accept it."

This time Wujo Wutiao was stunned for more than ten seconds before solving a new problem of language art.

"So you're still scolding me."

Gee.

Xia Youjie twitched his tongue in a low voice, this simple young master who has no experience in the world is turning his mind very fast.

Looking at the sashimi in the bento box, Xia Youjie thought he could work harder. Two pieces of dry bread with ham are too monotonous. Not to mention two pieces of bread with cheese, it would be nice to have some fish slices to enhance the taste Okay, so he said: "No, Wu and dogs are not related, they are obviously cute..."

Oops a bit queasy, but for fresh sashimi, this little setback-

"...It's a cute kitten."

puff.

vomit.

No, this kind of description that wants to laugh and has stomach acid...

Swallowing the urge to retch while suppressing a smile, Xia Youjie's entire face twisted a little.

After holding it in for a few seconds, Xia Youjie gave up. He let out a big breath to calm his throat, and laughed honestly again.

The black-haired boy stuffed the bread back into his mouth, closed his mouth and mumbled, "Wu Kai bent down." I was joking.

When he was about to finish eating the bread, he realized that Gojo Satoru had been silent since just now.

In fact, Xia Youjie was right about one thing in his heart, Wutiaowu was really a very simple person.

At least for now.

Only what you really understand can be said to be learned.In order to know the love and love between people, Wujo Satoru also specially found resources to learn empathy.After all, feelings are things that can only be felt but not expressed.

It is a pity that due to his undifferentiated body, Gojo Satoru has no exact sex organs, lacks sex hormones, and has no sexual desire... To put it simply, he can't feel the love that "most of the time will be associated with □□", so he can't be with "A high school student who wants to fall in love" empathizes, this kind of feeling is still a question mark for him.

But Xia Youjie's words strangely hit the "question mark".

Coincidentally, Gojo Satoru has a kitten at home.Although sometimes he thought it was too loud and noisy, but overall, Gojo Satoru liked it a lot. If he hated it, he was kicked out by Master Gojo on the first day he entered the Wujo house.

And when it comes to that cat, Gojo Satoru's first adjective is: cute.

To be exact, it's kind of cute, but not 100% cute.

This word directly hit the five Wujo equations.

cute <like>

<love>

<marriage>

Xia Youjie thinks he looks like a kitten, and he thinks a kitten is cute.

Conclusion: Xia Youjie thinks he is cute.

Wujo Wu's expression became weird, he didn't notice Xia Youjie's chuckle.

But Jay also thinks Tsuruta is cute...

Gojo Satoru's mind suddenly turned around.

This is the kind of... "like many people", "love one when I see one", "you are all my wings", "my heart is broken into many pieces, each falling in love with a different person"... Scumbag?

So under Xia Youjie's probing gaze, Gojo Wu said, "Jie, you... are a scumbag."

Xia Youjie: ………? ?

Even though most of the time he and Wutiao Wu can make eye contact, there are times like this - Wu Tiao Wu's brain is broken, and Xia Youjie can't see through his brain circuit.

Xia Youjie had absolutely no desire to talk to Gojo Satoru, who was out of his mind.

Don't argue hard, how can you talk with unreasonable people?

Xia Youjie finished the sandwich, rolled up his sleeves, and said with a gloomy expression, "Who are you talking about?"

When they can't communicate verbally, it always develops into physical communication.

Physical communication refers to, of course, fighting.

Not many, the fight was limited to Gojo Satoru, the conjurer who was evenly matched with him.

Of course this young master couldn't beat Xia Youjie.

The white-haired boy held his head pitifully, a bag made by Xia Youjie protruded from the back of his head, and Xia Youjie himself snatched Wujou's lunch box with Erlang's legs crossed, and was eating sashimi.

Even if you don’t eat the sandwich with fish, you can stuff the bread and sashimi into your stomach before and after, which can be regarded as eating a sandwich in disguise.

"Do you know what's wrong?" Xia Youjie left a few slices for Gojo Wu, and handed back the lunch box.

Hesitantly took the lunch box, Wujo Wu covered the box, and had no appetite to eat anymore.

Judging from this action alone, it seems that the identity of the young master has been reversed.

Xia Youjie took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket. He was underage, and he had to resort to some tricks to buy cigarettes, so in the first week, he kept it plain.

The door of the roof was locked by the curse spirit, no one would come in, and the air was ventilated on all sides, so the smell dissipated quickly.

Xia Youjie put the cigarette in his mouth, shielded the wind with his left hand, and sharpened the lighter with his right hand, and lit it with a snap.

Orange-red sparks appeared outside the well-lit room. Gojo Satoru heard the sound of lighting, and when he turned his head, Xia Youjie was just taking a deep breath and exhaled a cloud of white mist.

The smoke blurred Xia Youjie's face, and the outlines of his eyebrows and eyes became hazy. The tobacco shreds burned inward bit by bit, and gradually approached the two fingers at the bottom. .

"Hoo...cough cough cough..."

When the soreness in his eyes came, he took a sudden breath, and was caught off guard by the smell of smoke.

Xia Youjie heard Wujo Wu's coughing, and spat a smoke ring at him intentionally, in Wujou's new round of coughing, he emphasized again: "I'm a good man, the 'scumbag' This kind of title should not be placed on my head."

Gojo Satoru waved his hand to disperse the smoke, and squeezed his gaze to look at Xia Youjie: "Do good men still smoke?"

Turning the burning smoke with his finger, Xia Youjie smiled: "You think it will."

The package was dark blue, with NO.555 written in gold stamping. He didn't specify the brand of cigarettes, Qixing, Marlboro, 555... Xia Youjie would smoke.

good man.

Gojo Satoru hadn't thought about the meaning of this word before, but it's not too late for him to define it now.

To say one of the best characteristics of a good man is... a sincere focus on feelings.

The white-haired boy imitated some female high school students who posted selfies on Twitter, put his fist on his cheek, tilted his head, his eyes widened, and shouted at Xia Youjie: "Meow."

Click!

Xia Youjie snapped this "black photo" of Gojo Wu with quick eyes and hands, at an unimaginable speed.

"Hey——" Xia Youjie's face was full of regret: "Why don't you tell me if you want 'meow', you only have time to take a photo." It was too late to even switch the video.

Gojo Satoru: ...

Gojo Satoru still kept his meowing posture: "...why do you want to videotape?"

Xia Youjie felt that his eyes hurt a little, but he still explained "wrongly", "Oh, because Wu is like a kitten...cute, of course we have to record it in time."

Of course, when Wu Wu wants to be a demon again, he will use this black history photo to blackmail him!

He said he was like a kitten again.

It's talking about being cute in disguise.

The clenched fist was slowly loosened, and a little bit of sweat oozed from Gojo Satoru's palm.

"Do you think Tsuruta is cute?"

Gojo Satoru has already dug up the information of Tsuruta Yang and read it over and over. Except for seeing it in the old house when he was a child, he knows everything about Tsuruta Yang's school, experience, and even the day when he split up.

——After all, Tsuruta Yang was once one of the fiancées chosen by the family for him.

Of course, this "once" was added by Wujo Wuxian.

Tsuruta Haru differentiated into a woman.

Although Gojo Satoru has not yet officially differentiated into a male, the old house has a lot of marriage contracts and fiancées looking for.

And here, Xia Youjie's hand trembled, almost shaking the extinguished cigarette.

What's going on, Wu suddenly became enlightened, and started asking about the heroine?

But he has been with Wu all this time, and he didn't see Wu communicate with Tsuruta.

Could it be that he recalled the childhood time and only remembered it recently?

Xia Youjie, who only touched the edge of the truth a little bit, and then completely deviated, entered the state, ready to start assisting his best friend.

The black-haired boy clamped his fingertips on the cigarette holder, rubbed his chin, and began to chatter: "Student Tsuruta is such a good girl."

Bang!

As quickly as Xia Youjie took out his cell phone to take a picture just now, Gojo Wu's fist, which had been loosened just now, clenched again and hit the lunch box he was carrying.

The young master, who obviously felt pain when a piece of bruise was black, seemed to feel nothing at the moment when his hand bones collided with foreign objects.

The low head made the bangs hang down, covering the darkness under the eyes together with the snow-colored eyelashes.

"Five Lords."

The doctor who checked the gender before started the counseling work of the psychological counselor. In the face of Gojo Satoru, no doctor can and cannot hide the news.

So Azusa Takayama tried to put it mildly: "Since you came to Tokyo two years ago, you have suffered from mild depression, but it has been mild during this period, which shows that your self-control ability is very good."

Gao Shanzi could guess that Wutiaowu probably didn't take any of the medicines he prescribed to Wutiaowu.

Even if the depression does not worsen, it does not mean recovery.

Rather, in today's society, most people suffer from mild depression. Compared with Wujo-kun's other psychological problems, this is not something worth worrying about.

"Paranoid? personality? disorder." Azusa Takayama read out the name of the disease.

This is no longer something that can be solved with a little psychological counseling. You need to see a specialized psychiatrist.

For the question of knowledge, Gojo Satoru's answer came out of his mouth: "Paranoid personality disorder."

Azusa Takayama nodded lightly, and began to introduce this disease to Gojo Satoru.

The oldest asexual person before was a Polish man.

The "disappearance" of older asexuals is not because they chose a gender, but because...they have never existed in the world since then.

death.

It was not the deliberate murder of others.There are natural disasters, but also... suicide.

The previous asexual Poles committed suicide.

According to his former friends, he had always been a very optimistic and positive person, and it was completely unimaginable that he would commit suicide.

Without the knowledge of outsiders, he just lay peacefully by the river, as if he had fallen asleep... he would never wake up again.

The forensic doctor who performed the autopsy and the police who brought him to justice will never know the extent to which the victim's heart has been riddled with holes.

Compared with observing the state of asexual people from the physical aspect, in a society where only oneself is asexual, the psychology of asexual people is also worthy of attention.

In this world, there are 17 asexual people over the age of 196 in 14 countries around the world, and there are only two in Japan: Gojo Satoru and Arima Hisei.In other words, at this age group, they are the only "same-sex people" in the country, and they are not familiar with each other.

Compared with Gojo Satoru, who knew that Arima Hisei was asexual, Arima Hisei did not know that Gojo Satoru was asexual, and the news of the two was not equal.So from a psychological point of view, maybe Arima Risei is the worse one.

But the reality is quite different.

Compared with Arima Risheng's previous examination and test, Azusa Takayama found that Arima Risheng's psychology was much more normal than Gojo Satoru.

"Gojo-kun, let me just say it..." This symptom cannot be explained in a roundabout way at all. After confirming this point, Azusa Takayama decided to tell the whole story.

"Your paranoia is already very serious."