When I wake up, I'm a god

[Who wouldn't want to have the Monkey King! ]

[So the Red Dragon has been forgotten by everyone? !I'm different, I want a dragon, it doesn't need to be so big, I can't afford a big one, a smaller one is fine. ]

[In addition to the dragon, buy a phoenix.The dragon and the phoenix are auspicious!If you have an object, put it together with the object, wouldn't it be beautiful!You can even take the opportunity to propose a marriage or something.I've already thought about the way to propose, and now I'm short of someone! ]

[Upstairs, it looks like a single kite. If you fly it with your partner, of course, two people fly the same kite, so that you and I will be happy.I have a date, so can I buy Monkey King?Please put it on the shelves! ]

The more people discussed, the happier they were. In addition to 'taunting' the singles, some people even asked for a flying saucer.

Speaking of it, in fact, there are few people who fly such kites, and everyone makes a fuss when they see it.A lifelike Guanyin Bodhisattva kite appeared in the sky, some people may mistakenly think that it is the manifestation of Bodhisattva.However, when characters like Guanyin Bodhisattva, Ultraman, Batman... appear in the sky at the same time, no one would think too much about it.

It can't be that the Bodhisattva appears, and at the same time, it also includes the animation, comics and American drama characters come true!

It's outrageous at first glance.Everyone doesn't think this way, and they know it's a kite at a guess.

Flying a kite is interesting when a hundred flowers bloom together.It's always butterflies and birds, how boring!There is absolutely no need to shy away from selling kites too much, you can sell whatever you want.The same goes for kite flyers, they fly whatever they like.No need to throttle.

Needless to say, with such skillful work, many stores have seen business opportunities. Before, they were all stores selling ordinary kites, but now they all start pre-selling various character kites.In addition to the famous Monkey King and Guanyin Bodhisattva, there are many shops that can also customize characters that are not available in the custom-made shop and that you like.

The girl originally opened a shop, and she has been working hard to promote the kite. There are many people who talk about it, so she is naturally moved.So the character kites with no copyright issues were put on the shelves.

As soon as she was put on the shelf, Chi Jiu quickly placed the order.I quickly bought the kite of the Monkey King Sun Wukong, and at the same time bought and ordered several character kites with big wings.There is a set of angel wings, bat wings and the like.

Although I consciously won't expose it, but in case of special circumstances one day, when I fly with wings exposed in reality, I will be seen by others.With this, it is easy to fool the past.When it’s on the ground, it can still be called cosplay, but when it’s flying, it’s hard to explain.

When the time came to forcefully say that it was a kite, the other party was dazzled and misjudged.Anyway, if you give an explanation, even if the other party doesn't believe it completely, you have to half believe it.After all, everyone believes in science, and few people really think in unscientific places.

After Chi Jiu set the kite, he looked at the 'Red Dragon' shadow on his phone to confirm that the feedback from Small World had arrived.But apart from the wires, Chi Jiu searched the Internet for a while, but didn't see any suspected related disaster reports.

During this period of time in Nongguo, the weather is rare, but there are many natural and man-made disasters in foreign countries, but none of them have anything to do with this.Chi Jiu thought about it in wonder, but he didn't take it to heart.

Maybe what I encountered this time was just a small natural disaster. Once the power of the small world's feedback arrived, the natural disaster was directly weakened to nothing.In addition to earthquakes, many natural disaster countries have no way to predict in advance, so it is not normal to find that.

They have not been found, and naturally there will be no reports.Of course nothing happened.

It's always a good thing that the natural disaster didn't happen, Chi Jiu didn't get too entangled.It happened that the newly purchased TV had also arrived, and the staff came to help replace the TV.

When you get a new TV, you always have to turn it on to see if it's good.In case there is a problem, it is easy to return it while the staff is still there.

Chi Jiu turned on the TV, and the screen lit up, which happened to be a news channel.

"Agriculture is the foundation of the country, and farming is based on planting. The most important thing for farmers to plant land is to have good seeds. With the unremitting efforts of agriculturalists, good seeds have long been available in our country, and they have been It has become popular." The host on TV said with a smile.

"In addition to seeds, hard work is also indispensable in farming. Weeding, pest control, and fertilization are essential. With these three elements, coupled with good weather, the income of farmers this season will be good."

"Experts in our country have been committed to research and development of pesticides with low toxicity and better effect of killing insects and weeds. In addition, various fertilizers have also been updated. Experts are striving to develop pesticides with cheaper prices and better fertilizer effects every year. Better fertilizer."

Another host then said: "my country's agricultural technology has been continuously improving, and it is inseparable from the dedication of experts. Today, I also want to tell you a good news. The latest scientific research results of our country were obtained by Professor You Wanyue. Under the leadership of the scientific research team developed a pesticide fertilizer."

"This pesticide fertilizer, as the name suggests, is both a pesticide and a fertilizer. Professor You Wanyue combined pesticides and fertilizers for the first time and successfully invented this pesticide fertilizer."

"In the process of fertilization, it can also have the effect of spraying pesticides. That is to say, after fertilization, farmers do not need to spray additional pesticides, which can effectively control diseases and insect pests and eliminate weeds. While saving costs, it also saves The stamina, energy and time of the farmers."

Speaking of this, the standard smile on the host's face became more joyful.

"This fertilizer is very versatile and can supplement most of the fertilizers needed for plant growth. And even if you accidentally apply too much fertilizer, it will not burn the roots. The grasp of the amount is relatively loose, so you don't need to worry about it."

"Fertilization is convenient and fast, and the effect of pesticides is also very long-lasting. During the planting process, there is no need to repeatedly apply additional fertilizers. Once fertilizer is applied, the effect of pesticides can be maintained until the crops mature. In addition, it is the most different from ordinary pesticides. The most important point is that this pesticide fertilizer is not toxic to the human body while powerfully killing insects and weeds.”

"Pesticides were originally invented to facilitate farmers and help them plant. But when many things are invented with good intentions, they are often out of control. Over the years, there have been many people who committed suicide with pesticides. Even the smell of pesticides now It's the same as it gets more pungent."

"Also, in rural areas, many farmers would pack pesticides in empty beverage bottles for convenience. When they are not stored properly, people often drink them by mistake. Even if many people react after taking a sip, it is often too late If you are lucky, the gastric lavage treatment can save you, but if you are unlucky, it will be another tragedy."

"This is undoubtedly a regrettable thing. When Professor You Wanyue led the team to develop this pesticide and fertilizer, this was considered, so it was specially invented."

"Even if someone accidentally ingests it, it's okay. It's not very toxic, it's non-toxic. So if it's ingested, it won't affect the body. And based on this, you don't need to worry about pesticide residues anymore. You can buy it with confidence. vegetables."

"Good news!" The male and female hosts on the TV took turns reporting, and outside the TV, the worker in charge of installing the TV took a look and couldn't help but blurt out.

Chi Jiu smiled at him, and the worker then remembered the business: "Is there any problem? If there is no problem, I will leave."

It happened that the report on pesticides and fertilizers was over, and the host had already started to report on the next news.The worker took out his mobile phone and reported a series of phone numbers: "If there is any problem later, you can call this number. We will deal with it after the sale."

There was no problem with the TV, and the workers rushed to deliver the TV to the next family. After receiving the mineral water from Chi Jiu, the workers left in a hurry.

Chi Jiu took out his mobile phone, wrote down the phone number, and checked it online by the way.There's been a lot of discussion about this on the internet.

[Pesticides are really a pain point in our country.When I was in college, I did research with my classmates. It seems that basically every village has at least one suicide by drinking pesticides. ]

[Although people who want to commit suicide do not have pesticides, they will also use other methods to commit suicide.However, for rural people, if they want to die, it is most convenient to drink pesticides, which are readily available.Once this tool is gone, it will not be easy to commit suicide.Maybe some people will change their minds and survive. ]

[Substituting myself, I thought about it, sleeping pills are hard to buy now, so I can’t die by taking them.After the pesticides are non-toxic, there is no way to use pesticides to commit suicide.Seemingly less bloody ways to die are out of the question.If it's just a momentary impulse, many people want to commit suicide, it's hard to use a knife to attack themselves, right?At least I am.I guess I just cut my skin, so I went to the hospital holding the wound and crying, I couldn't bear that crime at all! ]

[After the pesticide is non-toxic, many tragedies can indeed be saved.Of course, it was not the pesticides that were at fault for the previous tragedies. ]

[Are you all concerned about suicide?My focus is different.Pesticides are non-toxic. What does this mean? It means that even if there are pesticide residues, they are harmless to the human body.Everyone can finally eat safe and safe fruits and vegetables.After all, it is a regular supermarket now, and it is often tested to find out what content exceeds the standard.Food safety is urgent! ]

[My hometown is in the countryside, and my family is still farming.Although many steps are now mechanized, farming is easier than before, but it is still tiring.When I saw the news, I called back and told my parents the news.My parents kept asking me if it was real.Even if the news on TV is broadcast, there can still be false news!The old couple were as happy as something, and said that if they did this, they would save a lot of trouble in the future.Can make time to rest more! ]

[I have been paying attention to this point, thinking about when my country will be able to research and develop non-toxic pesticides.But thinking about it this way, I always felt that it was impossible.After all, pesticides are not poisonous, so how can they kill insects and weeds?Unexpectedly, technology is really advancing, and this has also been developed.And the combination of pesticides and fertilizers is also very innovative.It is really convenient for farmers. ]

[My grandma died in a quarrel with my grandpa and drank pesticide.In fact, I was angry at the time. If there were no pesticides at home, I guess it would be better to slow down.I just read the news and saw this news, really, I have mixed feelings in my heart.If only it had been invented sooner. ]

[It’s not that I don’t want to invent early, the main reason is that it’s useless to just think about it, because I couldn’t invent it before.However, there is no way to prevent the previous tragedies, and future tragedies can be avoided. ]

[Professor You Wanyue, am I the only one who found out that this professor is nowhere to be found? ]

Netizens discussed it in full swing, Chi Jiu watched it for a while, but didn't pay any more attention.Compared with this, Chi Jiu will be more interested in what abilities he has acquired from the small world.

That's right, Chi Jiu finally remembered to care about this matter.

In the spiritual world, I don't know if there will be evil eyes.

And those various Taoism, it's fine if you didn't think about it before, but now that you think about it, Chi Jiu is a little greedy.

However, the greedy eyes are the greedy ones, and his rationality made Chi Jiu understand that the power he blesses himself every time is the strongest in the small world.

As for the spiritual world, although there are all kinds of strange Taoism, but in terms of the strongest, the strongest in the spiritual world is obviously not from the Taoism.Those people have to unite even to fight a ghost general, and they are not the opponent of the ghost king at all.Otherwise, the birth of the Ghost King would not be a world-destroying disaster.

There is no doubt that the strongest must be the ghost king.

Probably because he was too aware of this point, knowing that it was impossible to obtain Xuanmen Taoism, Chi Jiu didn't want to face it for a long time.Before facing reality, it would be good to let him fantasize for a while.