When I wake up, I'm a god

No, just after a big war, the robot's reaction was not to summarize after the war, but to set a holiday first, and then start a national carnival. Is this reasonable?

Chi Jiu was stunned.He is also well-informed, but to be honest, this is the first time he has seen such an operation.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed it was real.It would be too childish!

But if you think about it carefully, let alone, what happens in reality is often more absurd than what is written in novels.And looking at it from another angle, it seems that there is nothing wrong with escaping death and celebrating.

vaguely.

In short, the carnival below has started.

The effect is immediate.Once the supreme leader announced this, the somewhat trembling robots, who hadn't recovered from the war, no longer looked like frightened birds.

What are the robots afraid of when they hear the word "holidays"?These two words were immediately thrown out of the blue by them.

The first reaction of many robots is, statutory holidays, how many days is this holiday?Is it just one day, or three days?The entire ethnic group narrowly escaped death, plus such a big happy event as the birth of the mastermind of Yunwang, it is not too much to let it go for seven days!

As for the option of only taking a half-day holiday, it was ruled out by the robots early on.

long time?Who do you look down on!Is it because the platoon of our cloud network masterminds is not big enough, or is it that the whole family is not happy enough to survive the alien attack?This kind of joy, if you don’t have a carnival for seven days, it’s unreasonable!

Thinking of this, before the supreme leader had announced the number of holidays, the clever robot quickly launched a vote online.

[One person writes in blood, asking for a seven-day holiday!Believers are willing to drink No. [-] lubricating oil for a month!Of course, I'm not ignorant, this time the situation is special, we can only have today off, and then start doing business tomorrow, and save the remaining six days for later. ]

[Seconded!If it is really a seven-day holiday, I am willing to not change to a new skin for half a year. ]

[Sacrifice my pocket money for the next month, please, give me a seven-day holiday!I don't mind if I leave it for more days!The more the merrier! ]

[I'm different, the position is special, it's the same for me no matter how many days I leave, this time is the only exception, the rest are all overtime!I just want to ask, how to calculate the overtime pay for this holiday?Is it counted as normal holidays?If so, I don't think so.After all, what a happy event this is. How can the overtime pay on ordinary holidays make up for the regret that I can't celebrate the carnival? At least on this basis, I have to double it to make sense! ]

[Hold the grass, a word from upstairs awakens the dreamer! ]

[Upstairs is right.Only in this way can I buy more lubricants and precious metals, and rely on delicacies to numb myself.And after eating good food, I have the motivation to continue to work overtime and work hard when other people are on vacation! ]

……

The Internet is very lively, and everyone is expressing their opinions.Offline, various brands and types of lubricating oils and greases are displayed, as well as various metals and colorful spray paints.

In addition, many stores are offering discounts. Merchants keenly seized this business opportunity. What kind of weapons have been reduced in price? The latest skins are discounted. , all kinds of promotional means come out.

There are countless products such as buy one get one free, buy two get one free.

It is rare to have such a big discount, and the robots are crazy about buying.They went shopping while surfing the Internet in their minds. The place was very lively, and they couldn't see the panic before.

And those merchants who opened stores, seeing the huge sums of money and more and more orders, were also crazy about it.Especially for the turnover this time, the higher-ups specifically said that no tax will be charged.

Originally, there was still a lot of profit after the discount, and with more buyers in the event, they earned more than before.And now there is no need to pay taxes, even if it's just this one time, even when other people are having fun and shopping, they still have to open, and the merchants don't feel bitter, and they are full of ideas on how to make more money!

Others were busy, as the well-deserved protagonist of this carnival, after such a short while, the mastermind of Yunwang already had a body in reality.The age of the body is not too young, most of the small robots grow up from infants.

The mastermind of the cloud network now looks like a two- or three-year-old robot.

The mastermind was holding a small metal biscuit stuffed by someone. Two small hands held a thin piece of metal, and ate it with a click.He looked at the surrounding situation, his face was full of bewilderment: something seemed wrong!Why is there always a feeling that this group will end sooner or later? !Illusion!

Faced with everyone's proposals on the Internet, the officials did not rush to make a decision, but instead allowed the public to continue discussing holidays and overtime pay.Everyone's attention was diverted to this, coupled with the shopping spree, there was a place to vent, and the hearts of the people quickly settled down.

Unlike ordinary people, the official grassroots staff also followed the carnival, but the high-level officials quietly gathered together for a meeting. During the meeting, they analyzed things about war and viruses, and even initially set a five-year goal, and began to plan to strengthen The security of the cloud network, and efforts to increase the value of force and so on.

Seeing this, Chi Jiu finally felt relieved, and was in the mood to continue to pay attention to the carnival of robots.

Then looking at it, Chi Jiu suddenly realized, isn't this just the shopping festival!

Binge shopping is crazy fun shopping, nothing wrong!

After watching it for a while, Chi Jiu got tired of watching it.After all, such shopping occasions happen twice a year in the real world.It's boring to read too much, if it weren't for the fact that all the shoppers here are robots, he wouldn't be attracted at all.But that's all, Chi Jiu started to do his own thing.

This time saving the world still didn't use foreign objects, so the opportunity of the small world to give back to the main world cannot be wasted.

Chi Jiu took out a copper block the size of a mouse from his portable space.It was covered with illusions, and after making sure that the huge copper block would not be seen by the robot, it was brought into the small world.

Presumably his reputation for loopholes had spread.Anyway, as soon as the copper nugget was brought into the small world, the copper nugget disappeared, without Chi Jiu discussing with the world consciousness, a string of coordinates appeared in Chi Jiu's mind.

Obviously, the world awareness of the small world is already very familiar with this process.Even if it's his first time doing it.

It saves trouble, Chi Jiu is not embarrassed, and finds it quite convenient.The world consciousness is so considerate, reciprocating, Chi Jiu didn't disconnect immediately, he adjusted the time flow rate of the two worlds, and watched the development behind the small world.

One year later, New Year's Day.It's still a carnival.

Out of social animal instinct, Chi Jiu paid attention to the festivals even though he had not gone to work for a long time.

The New Year's Day holiday has been set, and there are seven days off in total.Does not take up weekend holiday time.That is to say, the normal situation is to release it for nine consecutive days, including weekends.If you encounter a more coincidental year, it happens to be two weekends together, then you can let it go for up to eleven days at a time!

Some people don't even have such a long vacation!

Chi Jiu couldn't help but feel sour!Although compared with the super-long holidays, the overtime pay did not double the original holiday overtime pay according to the opinions of the robots, but the overtime pay for normal holidays is already very generous.

It's really sour the more I think about it!Why didn't he encounter such a good thing when he was working before!

But the sour is sour, the business still needs to be done.Chi Jiu checked it with the perspective of God, and found nothing wrong.

Viruses have not come back, and no new viruses have emerged.

On the contrary, the firewall of the cloud network has obviously been upgraded many times, and the number of regular inspections has become more frequent. It is obvious that the officials have become vigilant and are afraid of repeating the same mistakes.

As for the army, in just one year, weapons have been updated.The pressure brought by the giants can be imagined.

But that's not a bad thing.And it seems that while spending a lot of money on weapons, it has not affected the normal operation of the government, let alone the lives of the people.Obviously, while they are trying to become stronger, they are also very measured in their hearts, and they have not lost their pace.

The country is thriving, and the people live and work in peace and contentment.

In this thriving and peaceful life, even if Chi Jiu was not around, he still made modest contributions.

Just like now.

Chi Jiu seemed to have grown up a lot, because of good nutrition, he turned from two or three years old to four or five years old, the former mastermind of Yunwang. The little robot was sitting on the ground with a children's picture book spread out on his lap, reading it with gusto.There were several children of the same age around him, and everyone put their heads together, and exclaimed as they watched.

"Do giants really look so scary?!"

"I heard that there are still videos and photos of that time on Yunwang. It's a pity that the horrible scenes on the Internet are not open to us. If you want to see the original version, you can't see it!"

"So sometimes it's not good to be a robot. You can watch it before, but now you can't. No matter how I apply, the cloud network just doesn't pass. It says that I have to wait until I am an adult. It's very rigid, and I don't know how to adapt it at all. !"

"Yes, yes, Xiaoyun, aren't you the former mastermind? Can you think of a way?" A robot suddenly raised its head and asked with sparkling eyes.It was really shiny, his electronic eyes couldn't help but glow, full of anticipation.

"Don't embarrass Xiaoyun. Who doesn't know that the mastermind of the cloud network is the most fair and fair, otherwise how can everyone rest assured that the mastermind controls the cloud network. Besides, if Xiaoyun has a way, he won't watch it with us It’s a picture book. The pictures in the picture book are all childish, if we didn’t have no choice, how could we read this.”

Oh too!Having said that, everyone still couldn't take their eyes off.Even if they have seen it many times.

Sometimes Xiaoyun turned the page too fast, and some people reached out to hold the pages of the book, tilting their heads and continuing to read the previous page.Seeing this, the robot who was in charge of taking care of them pushed a storage box over, which was full of picture books of the same style.Let them each take one to read.

However, children still prefer to get together.So everyone shook their heads, and no one went to get a new picture book.

But when he moved, the little robot who complained before noticed that there were adults present, and he couldn't help covering his mouth, saying that he didn't say anything just now, so he didn't complain that the mastermind of the cloud network was too rigid!

The other children couldn't help but bury their heads in guilt and continued to read the picture book without opening their mouths.

After all, the little robots are in the stage of rapid emotional development, and after a while of silence, someone couldn't help but said: "I will join the army when I grow up, and if aliens come over, I will fight with other people." Together, drive the aliens away!"

"Then I'll be a weapon developer! Invent more and better weapons! Let you hold new weapons and defeat aliens!"

"This alien, every time I look at it, I think he looks like a bear! It's just because I'm bored, I just play like this. Fortunately, my parents often call me a bear. Compared with giants, I'm a good boy! "

Xiao Yun, who had been reading the picture book carefully, couldn't help but nodded in agreement.Take the life of a planet as a toy or something, and the giant is a big bear child!

"Sometimes when the school conducts field activities, I see beehives outside, and I'm actually very curious about what it looks like inside. Is the internal structure of the beehive the same as what I read in the book. But thinking about giants, I wonder Didn't dare to make a move."

"Me too, I can't destroy other people's homes because of our own selfishness! We don't want to eat honey like bears."

……

In the room, the little robots were discussing enthusiastically while reading a book, and Chi Jiu silently shifted his gaze to the storage box that no one cared about.The storage box is full of colorful picture books with the cover facing up and arranged neatly.

You can clearly see a few large characters printed on the cover of the picture book with childish strokes.

Fables - Attack of the Giants! "

God's perspective told Chi Jiu that basically every household, every child has such a picture book.

It's not that the robots have made this into a fable.Parents all take this story to teach their children to respect life and not be a bear child.Tell them the truth that if you work hard, you will be beaten if you fall behind!

Probably because he has experienced a lot, Chi Jiu didn't even feel that there was anything wrong when he saw this.

It's better to be a brat, ah no, to be a world-destroying devil than to be worshiped by them as a god.Not so shameful.Take a closer look, it's still a bit majestic!After all, this is the Great Demon King!

Chi Jiu said that this is by no means broken.