When I wake up, I'm a god

What did I hear just now?Erlang God?

Chi Jiu rubbed his ears subconsciously. For a moment, he thought he was hallucinating.

The other party's analysis was as fierce as a tiger, and it turned out that the difference was more than two hundred and five, which was simply a hundred and eight thousand miles.

However, on the Yinshan Mountain, the old Confucianism is still eloquently analyzing for the villagers: "Erlang Zhenjun is the god of water, and we are rescued by immortals when we are killed in the flood. He can cure the flood! The god of water saves people in floods , didn't it just close!"

"I've heard that the Erlang god split the mountain to save his mother, and carried the mountain to chase the sun. Why is there such a thing as flood control?"

Wang Laoer scratched his head, and praised with knowledge on his face: "It's because you who have read books know a lot. Thanks to you, otherwise the gods saved us, but we wouldn't even recognize the gods. , how can I be worthy of the kindness of the immortal!"

Having said that, there are still some elders who are not at ease.It's terrible to make a mistake about the name of the god.So the old man asked again: "Are you sure? Is it true that Erlang Zhenjun is correct?"

"That's natural!" The old Confucian raised his head and chest, very confident.

He was very sure of his own analysis. Seeing that the village elder was still a little worried, the old Confucianism quickly provided another point of proof: "Everyone, do you still remember the red mark on the forehead when Zhenjun showed his face?"

"Erlang Zhenjun has three eyes, who doesn't know?! The mark in the middle of Zhenjun's forehead must be where his third divine eye is. It's just that we, mortals with naked eyes, cannot see the true face of the divine eye. That's all."

"Or the power of the god's eyes is extremely powerful, and the true king is merciful, afraid that the god's eyes will hurt people, so he resorted to tricks to hide the god's eyes, leaving only a little mark."

It seems that it makes sense!

When the old Confucian said this, the villagers also remembered the particularly striking red mark on Zhenjun's forehead, and suddenly realized.

The weapons are right, the priesthood is right, and even the looks are right.There is nothing to doubt, the god must be Zhenjun Erlang.

Does this work too? !

After hearing all the villagers' words, Chi Jiu was shocked.

There is a red mark on the forehead, haven't you considered that it is a birthmark?

It's not divine eyes at all!

When he was young, his parents were still worried that there was a birthmark on such a conspicuous place on his face. If the birthmark grew bigger with him, what would happen in the future.After all, in today's society, even for boys, appearance is very important.

There is a big birthmark on the face, so it is easy to be unable to marry a daughter-in-law!

Although until the time his parents left, Chi Jiu still didn't get out of the singles.

Fortunately, he grew bigger and bigger, but the birthmark was not much bigger.After adulthood, it has maintained the size of a small fingernail.It is only slightly bigger than cinnabar mole, and it is not obtrusive on the forehead. At first glance, it looks like a girl with stickers.

It's a pity that he is a boy and doesn't need Huadian.Otherwise, once you wear the Hanfu, you will save a step in making up.

Fortunately, the shape of the birthmark is slightly flame-like, not feminine.It also made him look a bit more handsome, otherwise Chi Jiu wouldn't have let his forehead show.

When he saw the enlarged portrait in the sky before, Chi Jiu could recognize that it was himself at a glance. Apart from the familiarity of the facial features, this was what he relied on.

Let alone the birthmark.When a real water god encounters a flood, the water god can control the flood, and water control should directly solve the source of the flood.Rather than like him, there is no way to get water.There is no way to let the flood recede, so they can only throw something to give them a place to stay and avoid the water.

How can it look like a water god?

Not to mention the three-pointed two-edged knife.The three-pointed two-edged knife is indeed Erlang Shen's signature weapon. That's right.Chi Jiu used his mobile phone to google the appearance of the three-pointed double-edged knife. Looking at the online map, it is not impossible to insist on calling the dinner fork a three-pointed double-edged knife.It does look a little bit like it.Just a tiny bit.

The villains have never seen a real three-pointed double-edged knife, so it's okay to mistake it.

However, Chi Jiu looked at the spoon that was placed next to the sink and was just used to scoop up people.Have these people forgotten that he still used a spoon to scoop people up?There are two 'weapons', so why didn't they think about other things, instead they decided on this one.

In fact, the villagers think very simply.It's not that they didn't notice the spoon.Not to mention the huge size of the spoon, it is simply impossible to ignore.There are quite a few people who were rescued by the spoon themselves, and it is hard to forget.The reason why they didn't mention the spoon was because they didn't recognize what a magic weapon the spoon was.

But in the eyes of the villagers, it doesn't matter.

In the hands of the gods, it is impossible to have only one handy magic weapon.There must be ones that are often used and those that are not.The ones that are not used often are not well-known, and ordinary people can't recognize them, isn't it normal!

In short, the villagers believed that Chi Jiu was Erlang God.The words in his mouth have changed from thanking the gods to being more specific, thanking Erlang God.

Fine.

To misidentify is to misidentify.Otherwise, he would come out and say that he is not Erlang God, what else can he do when those villains ask his real name?Chi Jiu quickly thought about it.

Picking up the spoon, Chi Jiu was about to leave when he noticed that the scene in the washbasin changed, and the model at the bottom of the pool suddenly changed to another group.The wilderness villages that were originally ravaged by floods turned into cities ravaged by floods.

In the city, the little people dressed in the same clothes as the little people in the village before were crying and running for their lives to save themselves.

Like a scene from hell, it reappeared in front of Chi Jiu again.The only thing that is stronger than a village is probably that the city has a city wall, and the houses in the city are also stronger than those in the village.There are also some rare two-story buildings in the village.Such as a restaurant or a rich family's house.

This gives people more places to avoid water.In the flood, it can last longer.

Even so, the situation in the city was not much better than that in the village.There are many high-rise buildings, but relatively, the number of people living in a city is far more than that in a small village.

As a result, in the event of a flood, the situation in some places in the city was even more tragic than that in the village.

Except for a few lucky people, many more people are struggling weakly in the flood.

How did this city appear?Chi Jiu couldn't care less about researching this.Chi Jiu, who had just saved a village and already had experience, hurried back to the kitchen, opened the cupboard and found all the forks.

Fortunately, there is more than one tableware at home.Although Chi Jiu lived alone, when he bought the house and moved in, he cooked a meal at home and invited many colleagues and friends to stay.

At that time, we didn’t use disposable tableware, and we had a variety of Chinese and Western dishes during the dinner, so there were more than ten sets of tableware at home, from knives and forks to chopsticks and spoons, and there were quite a few of them.This will come in handy.

Chi Jiu couldn't help but feel grateful for his environmental protection concept.If disposable tableware was used at that time, he really didn't know where to find a suitable substitute at this juncture.

Picking up the storage box where the tableware was placed, Chi Jiu quickly returned to the bathroom, and quickly placed small silver mountains everywhere.

Yang Dashu had never regretted it so much before.The house in my family is already very dilapidated. When I made money, I planned to build a new house.But thinking that the children in the family are still young, and the old house is being repaired before the time to get married, it is actually still barely livable.I was greedy for a while, and wanted to keep the money, continue to make capital, and earn more.At that time, when the child is older, we will build a spacious green brick house.

Unexpectedly, it was this bit of greed that seemed to kill the whole family.

If only the house had been built.The newly built house is made of solid materials and is not in disrepair.Such a solid house, even if the flood comes, it may not be possible to get it.Wouldn't it be safe for the family to hide on the roof?

Bring some food and soft food, and get through the flood safely, and still have some money to live after the disaster.Although the days are a bit bitter, it won't be long before we can get up again.

It's not like now.Yang Dashu put the child on his shoulders, held his wife with one hand, and protected the child with the other. He looked around anxiously, trying to find a high place where he could land.

It's a pity that the houses of the neighbors around are not much better.Not long after the flood came, they were washed away together.This area was originally a slum area, and it was so difficult to find a slightly higher and stronger house!

There is somewhere else, but it's too far away.The flood was so big and the water so deep that he couldn't even stand up, let alone wading through the water with his family.

When a Hong Bo hit, Yang Dashu was so shocked that his feet were unsteady, he staggered, and he was about to fall down.Just when he was in despair, Yang Dashu suddenly saw not far away, a shining silver mountain suddenly falling from the sky.

"Look, sir, we are saved!" Yang Dashu, who was still doubting his eyes, finally confirmed that everything in front of him was true when he heard his wife's words.

A silver mountain really appeared in front of him.

Yang Dashu didn't even care about being washed down by the flood, he only had that silver mountain in his eyes.The dazzling brilliance of silver filled Yang Dashu with enthusiasm.Not out of eagerness to see money, but excited that their family's way of life has been found.

Dragging his wife and children, Yang Dashu took them away, struggling to climb up the silver road extending from the foot of Yinshan Mountain.

There are many people like Yang Dashu.

Although the city is big, it can barely accommodate four forks.Chi Jiu placed two more sticks near people outside the city.Only in this way can people be saved seven or eight times.

Even though he tried his best to take care of it, there are still many people who are far away from Yinshan.

Chi Jiuneng scooped up the remaining people after the rescue of a village with a spoon.But a person in the city, how can there be time!

Chi Jiu's eyes fell on the chopsticks.

Household chopsticks are only more than 20 centimeters long and six to seven millimeters wide. It stands to reason that it should be easy to put them down.Chopsticks are made of wood and have buoyancy. It is not just right to put them in the flood to make driftwood.

Because the chopsticks are relatively thin and narrow, there should be a chopstick squeezed in many places where the fork cannot be placed.With chopsticks, little people can sit on the chopsticks and wait for the flood to recede.Or simply sit on the chopsticks and float to the Silver Mountain.

However, he picked up the chopsticks and did a little comparison on the sink, and Chi Jiu realized that this would not work.

Chopsticks are narrow, but too long.After the fork was placed, there was not much open space in the city. The reason why the fork could be put down was because most of the houses were destroyed by the flood and the land was given up.

It is too difficult to squeeze the chopsticks.

Even if the chopsticks are broken, the chopsticks, which are very slender to normal humans, are too thick in the eyes of small people.Reluctantly put it down, it is easy to crush people.

What is smaller than chopsticks, can be put down, and can be used as a boat?

Chi Jiu thought of toothpicks.

But he didn't have it at home.When he was a child, he used toothpicks, and when he was a little older, he used dental floss.There is also dental floss at home.

Fortunately, the main body of dental floss is made of plastic, and plastic can also float on water.

Thinking of this, Chi Jiu hurriedly went to the dining table to get dental floss.