When I wake up, I'm a god

Nongguo is well prepared.When the thing that was suspected to be a meteorite was detected and was rapidly approaching the blue star, Nongguo had been on the alert.

When it was discovered that the falling point of the meteorite might be in the territory of Nongguo, the scientists worked overtime to calculate the exact location.

But no matter how precise the calculation is, there will be errors.Therefore, all the people in the places where there is a possibility of landing can only be moved away urgently.

Fortunately, the people in the agricultural country have always been more convinced of the country.Especially the early reminder and left time for everyone to tidy up.This made many ordinary people who are used to thrift and who are reluctant to part with money, agree more readily.

Coupled with the popularity of mobile payment now, there is basically no cash at home.Many people often leave with a jewelry box and a mobile phone bank card and various documents.

After all, life is a pity.In this case, most of the property can be kept, so why not be happy!

In the end, I was stunned to complete the task nearly two hours earlier than the expected evacuation time.

[In addition to controlling food, drinking and housing, the official also arranged for people to appease everyone's emotions.They are all serious doctors of psychology!In particular, it will unravel people.Anyway, as far as I observe, everyone is quite calm.

It's just that some old people feel sorry for the chickens, ducks and geese raised at home, saying that they didn't have time to take care of them when they left.Then my house was newly built, and my mother couldn't help but say a few words, saying that she would not have built it if she knew it earlier, and it was a waste of money.Everything else is fine. ]

[Hold the grass, the hotel owner really deserves to get rich!They even sent fruit plates room by room.Don't mention it, the watermelon I gave you was so sweet!I don't have this taste when I buy it outside. ]

[I live on the seventh floor of the hotel, there are so many uncles and aunts on this floor.A blind date has already been held in my corridor, can you believe it?The young people of different ages were dragged out by the uncles and aunts and enthusiastically promoted each other! ]

[They became a couple on the spot.But it's not me, my grandfather is staring at me now, thinking that I'm not up to date.There are all good girls from ten miles and eight villages here, and I just couldn't bring him back one. ]

[… I don’t know what to say, but seeing that you guys are in such a good mood, I feel relieved. ]

"How is the situation of the masses?" the leader asked in the office.

"The mood of the villagers is very stable, and the public opinion on the Internet is also good." After speaking, before the leader asked again, the middle-aged man said clearly: "The large meteorite is getting closer, and now I can see it." Come out, it's not a meteorite, it should be a piece of space junk."

"That piece of space junk is indeed coming towards the west of our country."

"According to the original plan, destroy it!" The leader said.Even if it hits, that piece of space junk can't be completely annihilated, it will still fall.Space junk broken into several pieces is not as lethal as a whole piece.

Except for a few larger pieces that will reach the blue star, some fine scattered pieces will burn up due to strong friction when they enter the atmosphere.

"Yes."

With the order of the top leader, after the space junk came into range, the official department aimed at the space junk, ready to press the launch button of the weapon.

"Wait!" The staff in charge of the launch had already touched the button with their fingers, and the commander next to him suddenly said.

Have an accident?The staff immediately stopped their actions urgently.

The commander has been keeping an eye on the situation in outer space through tools.Just now, the form in space has changed.

"Another meteorite or space junk is approaching." The commander said with a solemn expression.

The atmosphere in the room suddenly became tense.

One is enough, how about more? !

Isn't it true, God is so ruthless that he doesn't even give him a way to survive?

"Is it flying to our country?" Someone couldn't help asking.

A scientist who was also observing outer space all the time could not help but frown after calculation: "If that meteorite or space junk continues to approach according to the current trajectory, it is likely to fall one after the other with the previous meteorite." to the west of our country."

"Now we either hope that the next one can change its course in time. It will change its course a lot and pass by Lanxing. Or we can only hope that it will never change its course, and it is best not to deviate at all. And The meteorites in front hit the west together. This is better than one in the west and one in other cities."

"At least the west is sparsely populated, and people have been arranged in advance. In other places, the loss of money is secondary. I am afraid that there will be no time to arrange the evacuation of local residents."

As soon as the scientist's words fell, everyone's faces couldn't be more ugly.But no one dares to speak out.Scientists buried their heads and began to use supercomputers to simulate the landing point of the second unknown object.

Afraid of disturbing them, the others even took their breaths lightly.

"Look!" Someone suddenly shouted.All the people around stared at him dissatisfied.

Being stared at by others, this person didn't care, he pointed to the screen of the instrument and said: "The second one, when the second unknown object approached the piece of space junk in front, it seemed to displace the space junk as well. gone."

"Looking at it, that unknown object should be a meteorite. This meteorite seems to have a special attraction for space junk."

Hold the grass!

Many people couldn't help but look at the screen, seeing that the matter was exactly as he said, they couldn't help but swear in their hearts.It won't be that space junk and meteorites break away from the original orbit together and hit other places in the country!

Thinking about the consequences, everyone broke out in a cold sweat.

Without being urged by others, the scientists had already buried their heads and restarted their calculations.

"The range of detachment is getting bigger and bigger. Based on this trajectory, won't it fall into the territory of Nongguo?" The positions of those two pieces have been changing. Fortunately, the situation seems to be getting better and better.After a while, someone asked tentatively.I want to know if my judgment is correct, or if I am too worried, so I read it wrong.

Just when his words fell, a scientist showed joy: "Great! It's a blessing, not a curse! That meteorite came well, and it completely pulled away the space junk. According to this trend, both of them should be It won’t hit the earth.” What the scientists didn’t say is that even if it hits it, it won’t hit the territory of Nongguo.

But it wasn't a good thing to say, so he shut up appropriately.

Hearing this, everyone let go of half of their hearts.The remaining half, staring at the screen tightly, did not put it down until they saw with their own eyes the two pieces outside the space, one behind the other, brushing against the blue star dangerously and flying to other places.

"Huh!" Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.Knowing that he is an outsider, it is not good to meddle indiscriminately, so even though he came to the scene, the leader who had been quietly standing at the back also relaxed.

"Spread this good news quickly, so that the people can rest assured." It wasn't until the top leader gave an order to the guards that the others realized that the top leader was also there.

"Great leader." Everyone greeted and waved their hands to signal them to continue their work.

No one was polite, and everyone immediately turned their attention back to the screen.They began to replay the video they had just taken over and over again.

This is a precious piece of information that deserves to be studied carefully.

Someone watched, and a young man with particularly good eyes suddenly pointed out: "Look at the first piece of space junk, at the lower left corner, is that logo the national flag of Beacon?!"

"Hey, it's true!" Zooming in on that area, it was indeed the logo of the Beacon Country.The commander couldn't help curling his lips: "Emotions are the fault of Bigen Kingdom again! When they launch all kinds of things into space, they create the most garbage!"

Look at my violent temper, the commander glanced at the leader, and the old partner obviously didn't intend to stop him.The commander smiled.

A big country should act with both toughness and softness.Now is the time to start.

"Go, take a screenshot of this and put it on the Internet! Remember to find someone to forward it to the external network, so that other countries can see it!" We must let everyone know the good deeds that Bigen Country has done!

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[It's dangerous, besides space junk, there are actually meteorites.Fortunately, the meteorite did not hit the blue star, but eloped with the space junk instead.Elope well, elope wonderfully, elope croakingly.I wish them to live together forever and never come back!Little heart can't stand this! ]

[I thought it was a disaster from heaven, but I didn't expect it to be a blessing from heaven.happy!Draw ten 666 red envelopes to celebrate! ]

[Hold the grass, have you seen the latest official picture?If I'm not mistaken, is there a Beacon logo on that space junk?Just like this, Bigenguo still has the face to come out to warn Nongguo.I bother! ]

[It’s no wonder that Bi Genguo wants to come out to warn, but shouldn’t they warn? It was their fault in the first place. If they didn’t even warn, wouldn’t they be struck by lightning at this time? ]

[This is how the hand of friendship is extended!Learning is useless, learning is useless!I hope that our country has the opportunity, and we must remember to repay the kindness of Beacon Country! ]

[Don't people in the agricultural country have to protect themselves, after all, the kindness of some countries is really hard to bear. ]

Netizens are excited.But except for a few people who couldn't restrain their emotions, they cursed twice.In order to prevent some foreigners from saying that Nongguo people have no quality, more netizens choose civilized language.From the beginning to the end, he satirized Beacon Country without any dirty words.

Without waiting for the people arranged by the state to act, netizens spontaneously posted the picture on the Internet.

The feedback from the small world is really impressive, although after the magnet grew bigger and stayed in space again, its appearance changed a bit.And it's not very clear from a distance, but Chi Jiu managed to make it out.

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There was a lot of news, the picture of the space junk was posted under the official account, and it was pushed to the top of the comments, and the Beacon Country officials couldn't pretend they couldn't see it.

In the office of the top leader of Begen Nation, an old man was furious at the incompetence of his team: "Damn! Why didn't our country's monitoring personnel discover this in advance? The lag of news has made us so passive now!"

"That logo is so inconspicuous, why are the eyes of Nongguo people so good, and this made them discover it?!"

"Public opinion is too bad for us!"

"What did the monitors say? Is the one that appeared at the back really a meteorite? How can there be such a strange meteorite? Is it the method of Nongguo?"

"If that piece of space junk really landed on Nongguo's territory, it's fine, and it's worth a few reprimands. Now I haven't gained any benefits, and I have lost my reputation! It's a big loss!"

Although their Bi Genguo has never had a good reputation internationally, this did not prevent him from being angry.

The others were scolded to the brim, and a middle-aged man bit the bullet and said: "Scientists have found after research that the piece of space junk should be formed by a satellite that was abandoned by our country. The satellites launched by our country in the early days, except for the number Besides, the national flag will be sprayed."

Mainly for the sake of showing off.At that time, no one thought that this day would come.

What's more, the matter would not have been so serious in the first place, it was not you who provoked others first.When the middle-aged man thought this way, he didn't realize it at all. At that time, he didn't think there was anything wrong with the leader's actions.He didn't even stop it, and even agreed.

Muttering in his heart, the middle-aged man remained respectful: "As for the meteorite that appeared later, I didn't observe that Nongguo launched anything into space just now. The appearance of the meteorite should be just an accident."

"No, you don't know enough about Nongguo! You don't know enough about our old opponent! Based on my judgment of Nongguo, I'm sure that the meteorite must have been made by Nongguo!" The old man said firmly.

As he spoke, he sneered: "Nongguo thought they could fool me by doing a covert job? Coincidence? Impossible, I don't believe there is such a coincidence in this world! Nongguo's luck can't be so good. This It must be Nongguo's trump card!"

"Thinking about it this way, the appearance of space junk this time may not be a bad thing. Otherwise, we wouldn't know that Nongguo actually hid such a good thing. They hid it too deeply."

"It's a pity that they can't tell the seriousness. They kept it so tight that they didn't even get the wind out of it, but it was exposed for such a trivial matter. Nongguo is always like this, and the structure is not big enough!" The old man pretended to regret shook his head.

"But it happened to be cheap for us. Forget about the logo, let's change the subject first."

The leader of Bigenguo sent a message on his official account: My closest friend, has Nongguo developed any new weapons?The secret weapon that mimics a meteorite works well, and it can actually lure space junk away.As a friendly country, maybe we can have an exchange between researchers from both sides?Learn from each other and make progress together!

"Beacon Country produces the most space junk! Don't Beacon Country feel the slightest bit sorry for this? Dude, you should apologize to Nongguo! As for communication, it's a really good idea. But compared to Beacon Country, I I feel that Song Ren Country is a better choice for the agricultural country." The leader of Song Ren Country also sent a message.

All other famous powers in the world spoke.While condemning Bigenguo, he did not forget to make an exchange request to Nongguo.The purpose is self-evident.

This time, the Internet suddenly became more lively.On the Nongguo Network, netizens hadn't thought about it before, but when they saw the words of foreign leaders translated by volunteer translators, they immediately became curious: Do we really have a secret weapon? !It was originally hidden, but it was only for the sake of human life that it was reluctantly used.

As the only Chi Jiu who knew the inside story in this world, he was dumbfounded when he watched the news on his mobile phone that changed rapidly.

Does this work too? !

Is thinking too much a common feature of leaders of all countries?