When I wake up, I'm a god

"A tornado that occurs at sea is also called a dragon sucking water. As we can see now, the scene is very spectacular. But its danger cannot be underestimated. This time the dragon sucking water was discovered early, and nearby ships have returned in time If the tornado is no longer approaching, it is relatively safe at present. However, according to monitoring, the waterspout is still approaching the coast of the East my country Sea at a speed of nearly [-] kilometers per hour."

Although the tornado has not yet approached, the reporter's hair is still messed up by the strong wind: "An EF4-level tornado has strong winds and great destructive power. Like a major typhoon, it can knock down houses and pull up utility poles. The relevant departments have issued We issued an early warning and arranged for people to evacuate. Here, we also want to remind everyone in the southeast coast to close doors and windows and avoid going out as much as possible.”

The video shot by the reporter is very short, but the accompanying text of the news is very long. It introduces in detail the classification of tornadoes, the power of tornadoes at each level, and how to deal with tornadoes to maximize the chance of survival.

Chi Jiu finished watching this short video, which was so short that it didn't even last a minute. He couldn't help but guess in his heart. The country probably has experience. In the face of disasters, he didn't dare to broadcast live. He was afraid that the first flood would happen again.

I didn't even dare to record too long a video.Although the small world feedback has been significantly upgraded later, the moment when the item appears will not be photographed.

However, the psychological shadow left on the country before has obviously not disappeared until now.They are all treated according to how the other party appears, and they may be treated as how they appeared in the photo.

When recording videos, not only can the duration be controllable, but in case of emergency, you can also cut out the scenes that should not appear, and then play them back after cutting, completely preventing accidents from happening.

If it weren't for such a big event as the waterspout, it would be unreasonable to have no reports and no videos.It is estimated that even this small video will not be played.

Although he knew he shouldn't think so, Chi Jiu felt much better when he thought that he was not the only one with psychological shadows.Although the psychological shadow of the country needs to be exercised is the ability to fool, and his psychological shadow needs to be exercised is the thickness of the skin.But all the same.

[The video is so short, but it’s understandable, it’s too dangerous over there, the reporter lady finished filming, let’s run before the tornado lands.Safety first!Although I know that it is actually far away, but looking at it from the sea level, there is an illusion that it is very close.It looks dangerous and scary! ]

[Dragon absorbs water, there are always related reports every summer and autumn.This is the first time in our country this year, right?The first time you come is the fourth grade? !Is the appetizer so fierce! ]

[I remember that the wind power of tornadoes and typhoons is different.There are only five tornadoes in total, and four is already a very serious tornado.Although tornadoes are not as wide-ranging as typhoons because of their small size.But I hope it doesn't come any closer.pray! ]

[Don't get close to +1, it's fine to scratch on the sea, anyway, there are no ships on the sea, so let it wave. ]

[Pray +1, if you like to make waves, make waves at sea.Don't get any closer. ]

[However, there is one thing to say, even if you don’t get close, just looking at it from the video, it’s still spectacular.The clouds in the sky and the sea level are connected together, and the sea water is sucked up, spinning like a funnel, and the visual effect is perfect.It would be great if it wasn't harmful. Isn't it more awesome than a fountain with such a landscape? ! ]

[As for the fountain, the spectacle is spectacular, but I would rather not see such a spectacle for the rest of my life.Ahhh, just now the meteorological station issued a new announcement, saying that the tornado is getting closer.It is estimated that this time the seaspout will really land! ! ! ]

[No, if this is landed, the coast where it landed, the port will be destroyed.Not only the port, if you go in further, the residential area may not be able to escape.Even if there are no casualties, the economic loss is not a small sum if you calculate it casually. ]

The Internet is full of anxiety. Residents living on the southeast coast are not on the predicted path.It has been confirmed that if the waterspout continues to approach, the residents who are likely to land from them, even if they have been arranged to hide in the evacuation place in advance, everyone will be very upset.

Although the reconstruction of the country after the disaster will help, but the home that has lived for so long has been destroyed like this, no one is heartbroken.

[Guanyin Bodhisattva Tathagata, Buddha, Jade Emperor, Sanqing Daozu, all gods bless you!Just leave the waterspout at sea! ]

[This is already the tenth koi I forwarded today, it must be useful!Forward this koi, and good luck will come! ]

[Ahem, whisper, if you really have to land, it’s not just an option along the southeast coast of our country.There are so many countries that rely on the sea, and some countries even have their entire country on the sea.Where to go is not to go, the waterspout can change the target!All kinds of gods, don't you think so? ]

[Hold the grass!It's not kind, but I'm so excited!But forget it, I am already content to keep the waterspout from landing in our country, humble! ]

The relevant departments have been paying attention to the situation on the Internet.Think of the damage that a waterspout could cause.The bosses couldn't help but feel heartbroken.

The land of the Nongguo is vast, and there are often droughts on one side and floods on the other side, and everyone is actually used to it.How to deal with how to deal with.Prevention in advance and disaster relief afterwards are all in order.But I don't know what happened in the past two years. After careful calculation of various disasters, the frequency of occurrence is much higher than before.

The accumulated losses, everyone who knows the truth, will feel distressed to death.

Right now, it's one less time.The bosses hope that the waterspout will not land, but it is much stronger than the people.Even if the destructiveness of a waterspout is not as high as that of a typhoon.

But if natural disasters were so easy to control, there wouldn't be so many disasters in the world.

The big bosses are heartbroken, and they have been at the helm of the country for many years. They will not think wildly and set the direction.Some people in the know, such as the guards, couldn't help but think of that mysterious existence.They were both afraid of His coming, but also longed for His coming.If the opponent had made a move, the loss in this disaster would probably not be that great.It's good to alleviate the disaster!

Most of the top security guards are young lads. Seeing their floating thoughts, the top leader couldn't help but say: "I know what you are all thinking. But this kind of thinking is not good!"

"Although the other party seems to be friendly at the moment, people's hearts are unpredictable, and no one can guarantee what will happen in the future. Besides, if you blindly rely on others and don't stand up for yourself, one day the other party will let go and the country will not mess up?"

"In the face of help, we are grateful, but we can't blindly pin our hopes on others. Even if the tornado lands this time and the disaster is alleviated by the other party, we can't prepare for nothing. Just think about good things, and someone will give you the bottom line. Don't care or care less."

The leader is relatively busy, and it is rare to have such a time to mention someone.Although the guards are young and have little experience, but to be selected as a guard by the leader, in addition to skills, brains are also necessary.They will be swayed by the interests for a while, but if the leader speaks so earnestly, how can they not wake up?

Therefore, when I received the news from below that a cauldron had appeared along the southeast coast, I was pleasantly surprised, and the guards stabilized it well.

"What kind of pot is it?" the leader asked in detail.

"It has already been checked by someone. At first glance, it is actually not obvious that it is a pot. If the special crane sent to lift it up and found that there is a scale inside, everyone would not be able to react. The pot that appeared this time should be a pot. The inner pot of the rice cooker. After checking, it should be the inner pot of the best-selling rice cooker on the market."

"The luxury black gold rice cooker released by Yuanyang Factory two years ago is said to have a different coating from ordinary rice cookers. The inner tank of the rice cooker is made of stainless steel, and the inner and outer layers are coated with a special coating. It is more energy-efficient than other rice cookers. , it also cooks food faster and reduces waiting time. It’s a hit.”

The middle-aged man handed the photo of the pot to the leader, and continued: "Many families have bought it. Office workers get up late, and it's okay to forget to cook on time the night before. When you wake up the next day, you can cook in time to finish work. The elderly with children bought it, and they don’t need to get up too early, it’s just right to get up ten minutes earlier than the children, so that they have time to cook for the children.”

"Anyway, that's how the advertisement was advertised, and the effect is indeed the same. This is the rice cooker in my home. There is only one inner pot. If there is no matching rice cooker, it is difficult to find out the source."

"Not to mention that the factory code of the rice cooker will be scratched, even if it is kept, it will not be visible on the inner pot. The code will only be marked on the outer shell of the rice cooker."

The leader nodded, took the photo and looked at it carefully.Looking at it, I didn't think it when I heard the middle-aged man say it before, but now I saw the photos, and the leader immediately realized that it was really a bestseller.The appearance of the inner pot of this rice cooker is exactly the same as the one in his home.

In fact, he no longer expected to find out the identity of the person behind the scenes.The other party did it very carefully, and the possibility of finding out is too small.Now it's just a routine lookup.

The main reason is to avoid that one day the other party's negligence will be discovered by foreign countries.The country can save people in time.After all, according to his previous conjecture, if the people behind the scenes are really ordinary people who have obtained the golden finger of the system, even if ordinary people have a system, no matter how thoughtful they are, they will inevitably relax after a long time.In case at this time, it happens to be caught by foreigners.

Leaving aside the contribution of the other party, the country must guarantee that he will not be controlled by foreign countries based on his identity as a citizen of the agricultural country.

"How does the inner pot of this rice cooker affect the tornado?" Before the middle-aged man reported here, the leader asked with great interest.

He was really curious.

Speaking of this, the middle-aged man couldn't help but smile on his serious face: "After the pot appeared near the port, it was already approaching the port. The tornado that was about to land was like hitting an air wall. Why? How did it come and go? It moved back tens of kilometers directly. It is still moving backward.”

"This is a treasure pot. Isn't there a fixed wind bead in Journey to the West! Although it is not a fixed wind pot, the receding wind seems to be much stronger than the fixed wind." Although the preparatory work done before was in vain, the middle-aged man did not regret it.Instead, he joked with the leader in a relaxed mood.

"Has the pot been photographed?"

As soon as this was mentioned, the middle-aged man couldn't relax, and he couldn't help frowning: "You know, there are some people who dare to do anything to gain attention."

"The tornado may come ashore. Where it is likely to land, early warnings have been issued and everyone has been arranged to evacuate in advance. But there is someone who thinks this is a gimmick, and sneaks in while others are not paying attention. Also Don't be afraid to put your life in it."

"This kind of thing is hard to avoid!"

"The other party took a video and uploaded it, and our people discovered it immediately, but the video still didn't capture how the pot appeared, so we didn't delete it. In order to avoid deleting it, it would attract the attention of others."

"However, the corresponding measures have been followed, so you don't have to worry, the current public opinion on the Internet is fine."

As soon as this video came out, it really caught the attention of many people.In addition to condemning the photographers for approaching high-risk areas rashly, not saving their lives, and possibly causing trouble to the country, many people also discussed the cauldron, which is as conspicuous as a tornado.

Fortunately, the people arranged by the state immediately claimed this matter, rationalizing the existence of the pot.

"I'm sorry for causing trouble to everyone. This was originally a joke between me and my brother. I offended the old lady because I didn't get married. I like to play, and everyone knows it."

"Anyway, getting married has been impossible in the past few years. The old lady is getting old. I can't let her be angry all the time. It's not good for her health. The old lady loves painting, so I found an old painting and prepared to take it back to coax her. "A well-known rich second generation on the Internet directly posted a video apology.

Also posted a small video, the rich second generation was a little aggrieved while talking, and pulled another rich second generation into the camera: "Just him, this guy took advantage of me not paying attention, and replaced my old painting. He drew his own graffiti. Goddamn Chicken Pecking Mitu! His drawing skills are so clumsy that all the kindergarten kids can draw better than him."

"Unfortunately, I didn't know about it, so I took the broken picture back to present treasures. When the whole family got together, I happily sent the picture to the old lady. As soon as I opened it, it was a week ago, and my family still laughs at me. !"

"My mother even scolded me for being dishonest, thinking I did it on purpose! She withheld my pocket money for half a year."

"If I don't have money, I will still be laughed at. The more I think about it, the more I can't swallow it. I didn't do it. I can take the blame for it? But I explained it, and my mother didn't believe it."

"I was so wronged, so I found a shop that produced inflatable arches in bouncy castles, and ordered a big inflatable black pot! It cost thousands of dollars! I'm going to find an opportunity to show it and make him feel bad. It's also for my parents to see. , how wronged I am!"

"Look at this black pot, it's big and round!"

"If it wasn't for the tight budget recently, I would have made a sculpture just like the sisters who made sculptures before. It is more shocking and can express my mood!"

"But you can't blame me! I didn't know that your old painting was going to be given to your old lady! Otherwise, give me courage, and I wouldn't dare to do it." The rich second generation who was dragged out by him was also wronged. : "I thought you collected it yourself. I was just joking with you. I didn't take the ancient painting away, so I put it in your drawer for you."

"You have done similar things in the past. Who changed my car keys last time? No matter how I pressed the keys, the car didn't call. I thought my car was stolen! I don't blame you for that. !"

Everyone was laughing and joking, making too many jokes, but they would have stepped on thunder.

"After the things arrived, I had people ready to inflate. I didn't expect the tornado to come. When the person I arranged for ran away, he forgot to pull out the plug and the switch was not turned off. So the electric pump kept pumping up the black pot, and then You've just seen it. If you inflate the large black pot, it will stand up!"

"Fortunately, this electric pump has a safety valve. After it is inflated to a certain extent, it will not pump air into it. The black pot will not explode due to overcharging. Safety is guaranteed. When the tornado is over, I will turn it off immediately. Remove."

"Apologize to everyone again, I didn't expect things to become so big, I didn't think carefully."

[I dare to swear with my experience of being beaten for more than [-] years, these two buddies will be beaten when they go back!Eighty-nine out of ten it will be mixed doubles.Too miserable, hahahahahahaha haha, originally for the black pot not to be scolded. Now it is fine, it will not be scolded, switch to! ]

[If you want to see a picture of a chicken pecking at rice, it’s bad for your friends, so don’t save face for the other party, post it for everyone to enjoy! ]

[As far as I've noticed, after half a year's pocket money has been deducted, can he still have spare money to spend thousands of dollars to buy an inflatable pot!Is this the rich man?Admire it! ]

[What's wrong with the rich second generation? If you have money, you can have no public morality?What a security risk it is to come up with this!If you say you can't blow it up, you won't blow it up. What if it blows up?Can you afford you! ]

[The pain I share with rich people is roughly the same, being urged to marry at a young age.Rounding off, I am also rich. ]

[Since someone made a giant for the first time, now everyone has fallen in love with doing things, and every time they have to make a big one, otherwise there will be no arrangement.Is it this way?Anyway, I feel that a lot of giants have appeared recently!Never mind, it's quite interesting.Just be sure to pay attention to safety when you are tossing next time! ]

The young man's apology was very sincere, which was also an accident, and no one had thought of it earlier.On the whole, the public is relatively tolerant of this.The few different voices are not too big either.Anyway, everyone's attention was focused on this matter.When the tornado receded, no one thought about it except Chi Jiu.

[Weeping with joy! ! !The latest news, the waterspout didn't come ashore, and it went back when it was about to reach the shore!Excited, everyone's blessings must have worked! ]

[God bless Nongguo!Thanks to the gods from all walks of life, I will go to the temple to offer incense and worship to you after the weekend, which can be regarded as fulfilling my wish!Remember to do the same next time! ]

[Hahahahahahaha, don't stop me, I'm not crazy, all the koi pictures I reposted are all in vain!Here's another one to celebrate! ]

[I immediately rolled up my sleeves and drew a picture of a koi, everyone forward this koi together! ]

Everyone separated the two matters very much. Chi Jiu was worried before that when the inner pot of the rice cooker appeared, it would not be big enough to buckle the water spout inside.If this is the case, it is hard to explain.I didn't expect it to be like this.This is really easy to clear up.

Small World is very flexible when giving back.However, the country's deception skills are also getting deeper and deeper.

Taking the blame or something, this explanation is also a god!

Not to mention, these two rich second generations are really famous for being unreliable, and they have done even more unreliable things.It makes sense for them to make up such a story.Another person, telling the same story, probably won't have the same effect.