When I wake up, I'm a god

After being baptized by the villains to recognize themselves as Erlang God, Chi Jiu was able to face this calmly when he heard this again.Isn't it just treating ham sausage as Kunpeng meat? It's normal for little people to misunderstand such a big piece of ham sausage.

Just treat it as Kunpeng meat, instead of thinking that he is the Buddha cutting meat to feed the eagle.Chi Jiu is very content.

As Chi Jiu expected, after the wilderness village disappeared, the disaster-stricken places that he rescued before all appeared in the order they first appeared.

Like the little people in the village, the little people in these places are all starving.Some even had physical conflicts, which seemed to be developing in a more serious direction.Chi Jiu didn't dare to neglect, and quickly put down the ham sausage.

The reaction of these villains was mostly the same as that of the villains in the first village.It is nothing more than to be grateful for the gift of the gods, and to be amazed at the deliciousness and size of the ham sausage.

There is only one location where the villains are different.

Maybe it's really something to be afraid of.When Chi Jiu's face appeared above the small town, when he stretched out his hand and put down a piece of sausage.The mayor of the small town actually cried on the spot.

The seven-foot man burst into tears: "The immortal has really paid too much for us. Seeing that we are unbearably hungry, he cut the flesh and gave it to us."

"In the past, the Buddha cut meat to feed the eagle. The immortal must be the incarnation of the Buddha. No wonder he is so merciful."

It never occurred to me that I still couldn't escape this.Before Chi Jiu could speak, he saw an old man standing behind the mayor, slapping the mayor on the back with a big palm: "I know how to recite your Buddha!"

"Is it stupid to read Buddha? Thanks to you, you are still the mayor of the town! If you want me to say, the immortal is clearly Zhenjun Erlang!"

"Father, how can you be so rough in front of the immortal?" That being said, the mayor didn't dare to offend the old father, so he reluctantly replaced the Buddha in the words with the immortal.

"How old am I, and you don't save me any face!"

"What are you muttering about?" Seeing that his son was still dissatisfied, the old man uttered his conjectures one by one.From the birthmark on Chi Jiu's forehead to the forks under their feet.The way of thinking is exactly the same as the village villain who mistook Chi Jiu for Erlang God at the beginning.

He even had one more judgment evidence.

The old man pointed to the dental floss floating near the fork, and asked his son, "Do these white artifacts look like axes?"

"I heard from the storyteller in the teahouse that Zhenjun Erlang's usual magic weapon, besides the three-pointed double-edged knife, also has a mountain-opening axe."

"The story of Erlang God splitting the mountain to save his mother, everyone has heard of it, right?!"

"The god used this mountain axe when he split the mountain!"

When the townspeople heard the words, they couldn't help looking at the dental floss.I haven't thought about it before, but what the old man said is really true.

Although the ax of this divine ax is not made of iron, since it is a divine weapon, it is naturally different from the mortal axe.Looking at a rope-like object attached to the Shenbing, someone was curious and pulled it with all his strength. Although he couldn't pull it, he could feel that the rope was extremely flexible.It must have been concocted from the tendons of rare and exotic animals.

Perhaps the sacred mountain where Erlang's mother was imprisoned had to be hacked with such an axe.

After all, an ax made of iron in the world cannot split mountains, it can only chop wood.

The more I thought about it, the more I felt it made sense, and the townspeople were convinced: "Your Majesty is wise!"

The beast's tendons are so long, it might be the tendons on Kunpeng's body.As for why there are so many mountain axes and three-pointed double-edged knives.

Also easy to explain.

The ones thrown down are probably imitations made by Erlang God to save people after seeing them suffering.The real magic weapon and true emperor still need to use it himself, how could he just throw it away like this.

Now, it was just a misidentification of a village, and now there is another one.But Chi Jiu didn't bother to dwell on this point, he remembered that he had neglected a very important thing.

water.

Now that these places are suffering from floods, it is said that the most indispensable thing is water.But no matter how flooded, it is still dirty water and cannot be used.A person would die if he didn't drink water for three days. The situation of the little people was so bad before. Obviously, besides the lack of food, the most important thing was the lack of water.

The 'model' in the sink disappeared shortly after Chijiu finished distributing the food.Fearing that the little people would be thirsty and have an accident, Chi Jiu hurriedly prepared water.

If you want to deliver water to the little people, the most important thing is not the water, but the water container.The little people are really too small, they can cut the ham sausage into small pieces with a dagger or a knife, but drinking water, if the water container is too high, it will be very difficult for the little people to get water.

Unfortunately, there are really no objects suitable for holding water at home.

Even the shallowest saucer Chi Jiu brought was too deep for the little people.

There is still a bottle of Coke at home, Chi Jiu thought about using the Coke cap as a container.But not to mention that there is only one bottle of Coke, and naturally there is only one cap, which is not enough at all.What's more, the Coke lid is still a little difficult for little people to get water from it.

Fortunately, Chi Jiu had an idea and thought of the aluminum shell for the medicine.The aluminum casing for packaging capsule medicine is excluded first. Capsule medicine is generally relatively large, and the aluminum casing is also relatively deep and large, which is not suitable.Smaller aluminum pill casings should do the trick.

He remembered that there was such a medicine in the medicine cabinet at home.Chi Jiu quickly dug out the medicine box and found the corresponding medicine.It is extremely wasteful to buckle the whole board of the pills out of the aluminum shell packaging, and then carefully cut out the small holes in the aluminum shell with scissors, and carefully pour the unfinished cool water in the kettle into it.

Finally got it done, Chi Jiu heaved a sigh of relief, and tried to take the medicine case filled with water into the bathroom.

He was a little worried at first, as the 'models' in the sink disappeared, the water would not be delivered.Or, it can be sent there, but the flow of time on both sides is different. If there is such a delay, it may have been a long time on the other side, and the little people are thirsty and have problems.

Fortunately, what Chi Jiu was worried about did not happen.He didn't have any hope at first, but he didn't expect that as soon as he walked to the sink, the familiar wilderness village appeared again at the bottom of the empty sink.

And judging by the condition of the villagers and the stock of ham sausage, it was obvious that it hadn't been long.

Chi Jiu quickly sent the water down.

With the previous experience, this time without Chi Jiu's opening, the villains have already taken the initiative to give up the open space for the water.

"Could it be that this is the legendary Qiongye Yulu? It's so sweet and delicious!"

The little people who had been thirsty for a long time, after knelt down to thank Zhenjun Erlang in their hearts for the reward, they couldn't wait to drink water.

As soon as the clear water entered, the little people gave out incredible admiration.

... It's just the overnight coolness!They feel sweet and delicious, which is completely thirsty for a long time.What is not sweet to drink when you are thirsty?But Chi Jiu was used to the reactions of the villains, so he didn't care.

After delivering clean drinking water to various disaster-stricken places one by one, Chi Jiu also found out after sending water again and again.It wasn't his illusion, it took him longer to find a suitable water container this time than the last time he searched for dental floss.But where the villains were, the past time was not as long as last time.

Is it possible that I can adjust the ratio of time flow on both sides?

Because he was in a hurry to bring water to the little people, he was afraid that they would die of thirst, so he inadvertently controlled the flow of time, so that the time on the little people's side didn't pass too fast?

But when he was looking for dental floss last time, he was clearly in a hurry.Chi Jiu was a little puzzled, maybe, his sudden ability would evolve with his use?

Just like increasing skill proficiency in the game? !

Only this reason can explain it.Chi Jiu took this matter to heart.

Thinking of his ability, taking advantage of the fact that the water had just been delivered and the 'model' in the sink hadn't disappeared, Chi Jiu took out his phone, turned on the camera, and clicked to record.

He could clearly see the miniature buildings in the sink, and he could hear the little people talking.However, the video was recorded until the buildings disappeared and the sink was restored to its original state.In the recorded video, the sink was empty from beginning to end.There are no buildings, no villains in sight, and no sound.

Since the mobile phone can't take pictures, it is very likely that no one else can see them except myself.The sink was not the one with the problem. Chi Jiu, who was guessing somewhat, couldn't help muttering to himself: "Is this the awakening of superpowers?"

When he was 11 years old, he didn't wait for the owl to come to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft, and he stopped dreaming when he was an adult, and he didn't expect this day.

There were floods in so many places at the same time, and looking at their clothes, those villains might be from the same world.In fact, Chi Jiu has been thinking, does the flood in the villain's world have anything to do with him turning on the faucet?

Chi Jiu is guilty. He has been working hard to save people. In addition to his education, as an adult who grew up under the red flag and has normal views, he should help when he sees someone in danger. There is meaning.But there is also a redemptive meaning in it.

Fortunately, this will calm down. After thinking about it carefully, Chi Jiu realized that he had thought too much before.If the washing water is really rushing over, the speed of the two sides is different, but that side is always faster.It didn't make sense that he washed his face and turned off the faucet, but the flood over there was still rising at first.

However, the two cannot be said to be completely unrelated.The villain's world is in a flood, and he happens to be washing his face, so there is water.Perhaps this is the opportunity why he can see the world of villains.

There is a relationship, but there is no need to bear the guilt that you shouldn't have on yourself.After thinking it over, Chi Jiu finally relaxed.