When I wake up, I'm a god

What, want to fight?

Seeing the young man's movements, the handsome blond boy couldn't help but quietly took two steps back.

This young man from the peasant country looks not strong, and even a little gentle.However, after he rolled up his sleeves, he could tell from the muscle lines of his arms that this guy must have been exercising a lot.And, most importantly, the other party is half a head taller than him!

The little handsome guy sneaked a glance at himself, then looked away in despair.He is an abandoned house who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun. Let alone the other party is a young man who loves sports, even if he doesn't like sports, he can crush him just because of his size.

In a real fight, he has absolutely no chance of winning.

But if you are injured and hospitalized, maybe you can experience the magical medical cabin in Nongguo?

If you think about it this way, it doesn't seem too bad.The little handsome guy has already started to think, or else he should not resist at all, anyway, if he resists, he will not be able to defeat him.

But the injury is very painful, and if the injury is on the hand, then I will not be able to play games for a long time.Moreover, in Doctor Nongguo's view, it is really not worthwhile to avoid food after injury.He also wanted to find his good brother to eat all over Nongguo together after he proved his friendship with his friends in Nongguo.

Thinking of this, the little handsome guy decided to make one last effort for a happy life in the future: "Well, you, don't be impulsive!"

"Speak up if you have something to say! Fighting is bad!"

After the young man rolled up his sleeves, he heard the foreigner on the opposite side stammering in a non-authentic Nongguo dialect.

What's wrong!Who's going to fight?

At this moment, the screen of the little handsome guy's phone was flooded with barrage.

The previous netizen posted seven or eight long bullet screens in succession.

[I just said that Nongguo people are rude and rude, right?Wanting to hit people at every turn, how could such a farmer come up with such a powerful invention! ]

[It must have been faked by Nongguo, or they stole research materials from our country or other advanced countries!Farmers are despicable in their bones.Ha, I'm really not surprised that they can do such a thing! ]

[Nongguo people are so unqualified, I really can't figure out why the anchor wants to go to Nongguo.Is it a masochist?Take the initiative to find a beating? ]

[If the anchor stays in Beacon Country, these things won't happen!I hope the host will wake up soon! ]

……

Bullet screens followed one after another, mixed with other bullet screens that cared about the anchor. This person's remarks had a strong sense of presence.

The handsome boy couldn't help but frowned.He didn't quite agree with the other party's words.But he does have a little concern for his personal safety right now.

There are good and bad people in every country.Just like the people I met before were very kind, if he was unlucky, the young man I met this time happened to be the kind of person with bad character!

The other party looks really fierce!Not the appearance, but the aura!

The little handsome guy really wanted to run away, but he looked at the other party's car parked on the side of the road.A person with two legs cannot run on four wheels.

Just when the handsome young man was in a panic, the young man pulled open the door of the driver's seat.

It's over, he's definitely going to hit me with a car?Exhaling with fists is not enough, so why don't you just drive?

What is Nongguo's emergency number?I remember what my good brother said before, and let me recite it repeatedly. Why can't I remember it at the critical moment? !

Terrible!

The little handsome guy looked around, trying to ask passers-by for help.But there were a lot more people on the street before.I don't know why, but the only one who is close is a grizzled grandma.

Forget it, don't drag the old man into the water.

I hope you don't get hurt too much, and you can experience the medical cabin soberly!The little handsome guy is doing mental construction.

The young man opened the car door, put one hand on the car door, and pointed at the driver's seat with the other: "Go up and drive!"

"Come on, hit here, hit me! Aim right, don't hit the wrong side!" The young man pointed back at himself.

"After hitting me, if I can scrape all over my body, I will lose!"

If it weren't for the fear that he would suddenly hit someone with his car, the foreigner might have been scared out of his wits, and the young man would have stepped on the gas pedal long ago.

This farmer must be crazy!

He let me hit him with a car!

Or, he didn't mean that, it's because I haven't mastered the agricultural language yet?But his body language seems to express this meaning!

Seeing the foreigner in a daze, the young man just didn't move, thinking that he didn't understand, so he changed to Bigen Mandarin and said it again.The other party did not respond to the Bigen Mandarin, and the young man switched to Songren Mandarin, but the foreigner still did not respond.Youth is lost.He only learned these two foreign languages ​​in total.One of them can only use simple sentences.

Unexpectedly, the other party could not understand both.

Forget it, don't toss about some of these things.The young man straddled his legs and sat directly in the driver's seat.

Seeing the young man's actions, the little handsome boy became even more frightened.

"Alright!"

The little handsome guy just heard this sentence, and then he saw that the young man's car rushed towards a wall by the side of the road fiercely.

The little handsome guy subconsciously followed the words and was stunned: "Oh my God!" This Nongguo man must be crazy, is he trying to commit suicide? !

Those who saw this scene through the live camera were also shocked.Even a certain radical who has been insulting and belittling Nongguo has stopped talking.

The barrage on the phone screen went blank for a moment.

After a while, a barrage slowly appeared on the screen.

Farmers are crazy!

As soon as this barrage appeared, the others spoke one after another as if they had finally come to their senses.

[Hold the grass, did you really hit it? ]

[Is this too crazy? ! ]

[I can't believe it! ]

[God, is this true? ]

[I can't help but glance at the wine bottle in my hand.I didn't drink much, why did I get so drunk that I had hallucinations?Either I drank too much, or the Nongguo man drank too much! ]

……

However, what made them even more unbelievable was that when the car hit the wall, the 'spare tire' on the roof of the car driven by the farmer exploded, and the 'spare tire' swelled suddenly, and then Quickly wrapped the entire car.The whole process was incredibly fast.From inflating to wrapping, it took less than half a second.

It's almost impossible to catch with the naked eye.If it weren't for this live broadcast platform, if senior members could choose to slow and fast, everyone probably wouldn't know what was going on.Can only see the result.In short, the car is protected by the car capsule.

So, did the people in the car have an accident?

The little handsome boy cautiously approached with the selfie stick in hand. When he approached, he found that the car capsule on the outer layer of the front of the car was firmly pressed against the wall.The little handsome guy stretched out his hand and pressed it: "It's soft."

The car capsule is soft and should provide some protection.At least when it hits, it can play a cushioning effect?

[Isn't this just putting the airbags in the car outside? It's the same effect!Then it is said that it is a new invention, it is a car capsule!The peasants are indeed more shameless than I imagined! ]

[It should be different, isn't it said that the car capsule can guarantee that people are completely harmless?Airbags can't do this. If the car accident is serious, people will still be seriously injured or even killed. "

[Is that buddy still alive?Broadcaster check it out.I just checked on the Internet, Nongguo's emergency number is Yaoyaojiu.Ah, no, it's twenty!You should call that buddy for emergency services, I'm afraid he will be seriously injured by now.Probably lost consciousness. ]

[He is really impulsive! ]

[God bless! ]

Yes.Need to call an ambulance quickly.The little handsome guy was about to take down the phone from the selfie stick in a panic.At this moment, the young man pressed the recovery button in the car, and the car capsule covering the whole body of the car retracted instantly.A moment later, a car capsule in the shape of a gold coin reappeared on the roof of the car.

The gold coins glisten in the sun and are extremely eye-catching.

"Are you okay?" The handsome young man scanned the young man back and forth, making sure that the young man was not even injured, his hair wasn't even messed up, and he didn't look like someone who had just been in a car accident at all.

[How can this be? ! ]

[My God, this is a miracle! ]

[Nongguo people actually invented a car capsule that can prevent cars from accidents!The farmers didn't lie.All this is true! ]

……

What the barrage was saying, the little handsome guy didn't pay attention at all.After making sure that the young man was fine, the handsome boy's eyes were glued to the roof of the car.

The blue eyes are full of envy and longing.

With such a car capsule, you can drive with peace of mind.No wonder the strange Nongguo man in front of me had the confidence to let me hit him with a car just now.

Yes, the little handsome guy has already realized that it's not that he didn't learn the Nong Guo language well, which led to his misunderstanding.The fact is that this Nongguo man really let himself drive into him to prove that the car capsule really exists, and that the Nongguo people really invented all kinds of good things including the car capsule!

His good brother in Nongguo did not deceive him either.Their friendship is still as strong and bright as a diamond.

It was his country that deceived him.Thinking of this, the little handsome boy's blue eyes ignited with anger and sadness.

"Could you please point the camera at me?" The young man put down his sleeves and asked politely.

"Huh?" The little handsome guy came back to his senses: "Oh, okay."

The live camera is facing the young man, and the young man looks directly at the camera: "Whether it is a new type of cell growth-promoting drug, penicillin anti-allergic agent, medical cabin, car capsule, or earthquake sensor. It's all true!"

"I'm not the Nongguo actor hired by the anchor. If there are people who don't believe it, you can come to Nongguo to verify it in person like this little brother. Nongguo welcomes all friendly foreigners. I believe that many Nongguo people are willing to do it for you." Foreigners who come with this purpose to help."

"If everyone is too busy to help, you can contact me at any time. I'm free, so I can invite you to my house and drive into the wall again in the yard! Of course, don't choose night, I want to sleep at night!"

"In addition, I want to solemnly declare one thing. It is illegal to drive a car into a wall in public. It's not good, even if there is no one around. Don't learn from me. This is my personal wrong behavior, and the overall quality of Nongguo people Nothing to do. I'm off to pay the ticket!"

After the young man finished the sentence in Nongguo dialect, he translated it in the two foreign languages ​​he only knew, and finally drove away.

The car was gone, the little handsome guy lowered his head and glanced at the screen.

[Mom, he is so handsome!This man is damn handsome, I want to be with him! ]

[cool!Can't help but whistle! ]