When I wake up, I'm a god

When Chi Jiu's consciousness penetrated, the small world could see the traces of the disaster, but there was no disaster in the whole world.This world has more water and less land, and there is only one continent in total.Chi Jiu noticed that along the coastline, there were people having weddings.

The wedding was very grand. It looked like a group wedding. The bride and groom looked young and looked good.There are also many guests, everyone is wearing good clothes, and there are bands beating gongs and drums around.But the overall feeling is not festive.

"Laugh, give me a smile! Your eyes should be affectionate, and your face should be smiling! What's the matter with a sad face? Isn't it bad enough?" an old man scolded.

When the people around heard this, they hurriedly pushed and shoved the newcomers: "It's a wedding, we're getting married, so it's not good to cry. Crying marriages are not popular here. People on the man's side will be unhappy if they see it. Thought you didn't want to."

"My son is so good-looking, with a smile on his face, it will be even more eye-catching. You will definitely be favored when you go here. When the time comes, say something nice for us."

"What's so sad? You are here to enjoy the blessings. If I hadn't been married, and I was too old, my skin was so wrinkled that I couldn't see it. It's not smoother than your young girls, so I would have taken the initiative to apply."

"It's a pity that someone like me is not even qualified to be a woman. People will feel dirty when they see it, and they may get angry. I don't want to contribute a little bit. You have this opportunity, so you should cherish it." A woman touched her face in self-pity, her eyes flicked across the faces of those brides, her tone was sour.

Hearing her words, a middle-aged man next to her couldn't help but also said: "That's right, push forward more than ten years, such a good opportunity, how can you have your share, I have already taken it. Don't look at me In this way, I was very handsome when I was young, a well-known handsome gentleman in ten miles and eight villages. I am also strong. If I go, I will definitely please others."

"You are not as good as I was back then, and you are still acting gloomy now. The big guy paid so much money, arranged good clothes and looks for you, and dressed you up beautifully. I also know it in my heart." The middle-aged man seemed to have some status, he said while pacing back and forth in front of the newcomer.

"Don't lose the chain at a critical moment and make people look down on you. You were sent by a beauty, but you were demoted to a rough envoy and ordered by a girl. You can't say a useful word in front of the master. It wasted everyone's thoughts in vain. .”

The more Chi Jiu heard it, the more he felt something was wrong.This is different from the group wedding he imagined.Why does it feel like the bride and groom are not getting married, these young men and women in wedding clothes are all beauties who are going to be given away?

Chi Jiu took another look at the looks of the newcomers, the men were handsome and the women were pretty.And there are all kinds of styles, all of them are great beauties.This is the standard for the emperor to choose concubines.But when the emperor chooses a concubine, even if the palace gate is as deep as the sea, these people will not behave like this.

And is this dynasty so open?Can male beauties also enter the harem? !

Could it be that some big corrupt official is lustful and looking for love affairs for himself?

But it doesn't look like it, Chi Jiu has a vague premonition in his heart, and feels that the scene below is both absurd and familiar.

The wedding below was prepared with great fanfare, which obviously alarmed the local yamen.From a distance, Chi Jiu saw a few people in official uniforms, leading the yamen servants on horseback.

The leading official, according to the address of the people next to him, should be the local magistrate.

A group of people rushed to the scene.The magistrate stood up and got off his horse: "What are you all doing? The Holy Majesty has issued a decree that forbids people to die in water! Do you want to disobey the holy will by doing what you are doing now?"

"Is this trying to rebel?" the prefect asked.

When those brides and grooms who were dead and silent saw the people in the government, there was a glimmer of hope in their eyes.When the prefect asked such a question, the people around couldn't help but flinch.

"Besides Luo Yuan, you are also a powerful person. You have read books and obtained fame. You are full of knowledge. You should know that the dragon king's marriage is a fantasy. There is only one real dragon in the world, and that is the current emperor. Why don't you listen to the emperor? Organize with people here, collect beauties everywhere to throw water and flatter you."

"Where is there such a dragon king in the world, how can people live in the water. Throwing people into the water alive will not only fail to achieve your goal, but also kill their lives for nothing. You have also violated the court's laws. Luo Yuanwai, you are so determined to go your own way, but you will be deprived of fame, family and exile."

"It's not too late to stop now!" The prefect persuaded earnestly.The officials behind him frequently wiped their sweat with handkerchiefs.

The eyes of the old man called Luo Yuanwai flickered.He glanced at the people around him.The other people who had flinched a little, as if they had been reminded of something, became cruel, and raised their heads up again, daring to look people in the eye.

"Master Zhifu, you shouldn't have come today." Luo Yuanwai finally spoke.

"I don't have your great principles, so don't bring out the Holy One to suppress me. I did all this and bear the infamy, isn't it for the sake of the world, for the Holy One?"

"You said there is no Dragon King, so who caused this tsunami? I have lived by the sea for so many years, and I have never seen such a weird thing."

"Tsunami after tsunami, every time there is another tsunami, one or two more towns will be invaded on the land. If this continues, it will not take a few times. Even if the Holy One sits in the palace, he will not escape death. What the old man and many friends did , although it is to save my own wealth and life, but it is also a rescue!"

"Every time there is a tsunami, there is a gap in between. Don't you know that this is the opportunity the Dragon King gave us? As long as we take advantage of this gap to send the beauties, gold, silver and jewelry. His Majesty the Dragon King has received the gift. There will be no more tsunami after being coaxed by beauties and being happy.”

"I don't know what His Majesty the Dragon King likes. In order to please His Majesty the Dragon King, I spent a lot of money and prepared all kinds of beauties."

"Master Zhifu, you will know my hard work in the future. Everyone in the world will be grateful to me and my old brothers! The auspicious time is almost here, so there is no need to delay." Luo Yuanwai said, and suddenly shouted: "Do it!" !"

Before the magistrate could react, he was tied up by the yamen servants with his two personal guards.

When he received the news and hurried over, he didn't bring anyone with him.Those who borrowed were all the yamen servants of the local yamen.The magistrate suddenly turned his head to look at the county magistrate. The county magistrate looked guilty, but he still said: "This official is also trying to survive. If the tsunami strikes again, this official will not be so lucky to escape."

If it wasn't for the fact that the county government was far away from the sea, he wasn't flooded the first time, and he was vigilant again the next two times, and moved out of the local area early.Otherwise he would have died long ago.Now if he hadn't figured out the law of the tsunami, he wouldn't dare to come back.Haven't seen those real nobles, have they all stayed away!

Compared with his own life, let alone Shangfeng, even the emperor who came today dared to do it.Otherwise, the tsunami will get bigger every time, and sooner or later the whole world will be submerged. At that time, he just wants to hide, and there is nowhere to hide.

Hold the grass!

This high-energy plot!Chi Jiu suddenly remembered where he had seen this.Who hasn't learned He Bo's marriage in elementary school!There are language classes.

These people are superstitious to a certain extent.Moreover, such high-quality beauties are hard to find, and you can find so many at once.The power behind it can be imagined.Don't look at just a county magistrate and a few squires.The water behind is deep.

And because of the tsunami, these people obviously believed in the existence of the Dragon King from top to bottom.

Chi Jiu let go of his consciousness, and the perspective of God enveloped the whole world.

From the chatter of many people and others, Chi Jiu collected enough information.

Although this world has a lot of water, the ocean has always been relatively calm on the side close to the mainland.Not to mention tsunamis, usually there are few big waves.

But since three months ago, the situation has changed.Three months ago, a huge tsunami came suddenly, and everything that the tsunami passed swallowed up.No houses, no livestock, were left behind.The same is true of people.

Such a terrible disaster was seen from a distance at that time, and in the panic, someone shouted: "The Dragon King is angry!"

At the beginning, no one paid much attention to it, but after three months, there will be a tsunami every month, and each tsunami will be bigger than the last time, and the area destroyed will be wider.There were countless casualties.

"It must be that the Dragon King is angry!" Unknowingly, this rumor spread and was deeply believed by everyone.

Since the Dragon Lord is angry, then find a way to appease the Dragon Lord's anger.What better way than beauty and gold and silver jewelry!there is none left.

They don't want to be swallowed by the sea like those in front of them.So many people took action.Among these people, there are even high-ranking officials.

After all, fear of death is a human instinct.

What's more, the ancients were inherently superstitious.The emperor also called himself a real dragon.Who dares to pat his chest and guarantee that there is no dragon king in the sea? !

Could such a big tsunami be caused by the sea itself?

Superstitious, right?

Talk about science with these people, they probably don't want to listen and can't understand.Chi Jiu had an idea.He may not be able to win when he speaks the truth, but to be honest, when it comes to superstition and saving the world, basically every world will be regarded as a god.

Although he really doesn't want to admit it, Chi Jiu dares to say that to some extent, he is superstition itself!

He is the best at fighting poison with poison!