After becoming a mermaid, I'm a salty fish

Ever since she fell asleep in the bathroom once, Gu Yu has been stared at all the time, and it's useless to resist, so she can only get used to it slowly.

Some helpless, some want to laugh.

There are also many shit-shoveling officers complaining on Starnet that they are often stared at by cats at home even when they take a shower and go to the toilet. Maybe the cat owner is afraid that the shit-shoveling officer will drown if he is not careful.

Gu Yu also casually left a message, saying that I fell asleep in the bathtub, and the cat owner woke me up, and then he couldn't be moved, staring at me taking a bath every day.

The responses below are surprisingly uniform.

[Awesome. ]

[Awesome. ]

[Awesome. ]

……

After all, everyone said that the cat was staring at him because he was afraid that the excrement shoveler would drown.

However, after Gu Yu casually sent a message, he quit again without reading other people's replies.

He turned his head to look at Qiuqiu beside him, attracted by the soft belly, he couldn't help but reached out to hold its two front paws and hugged it, then buried his head on it and sucked wildly, like a pervert.

Qiuqiu waved his paws to push him away, but he didn't let go, but sucked even more vigorously.

At noon today, I ate hot pot. Because Gu Yu suddenly wanted to eat it on a whim, the chef robot began to prepare it.

A steaming hot pot was placed in the center of the table, the red soup was boiling, and white mist rose up, blurring the vision.

The spicy and delicious aroma of the bottom of the butter pot is very overbearing, and it spreads all over the restaurant in one go.

The aroma is so mouth-watering and the throat rolls.

Gu Yu could smell it from outside, so she came over decisively with the cat in her arms, and sat down on the chair to wait for the food.

Plates of fresh vegetables were also served on the table, arranged around the hot pot.

Thinly sliced ​​beef and mutton, fresh white and tender fish, squid, sea prawns, oysters, fresh shellfish, and various meatballs, fish tofu, lucky bags, etc.

Gu Yu only saw the meat at a glance, and he completely ignored the mushrooms and potted vegetables blooming like flowers.

When eating hot pot, it is natural to cook it yourself to feel the most.Pick up the fat beef roll and put it in the bubbling pot, dip it in the ingredients as soon as it is cooked, blow it and stuff it into your mouth to eat. The meat is tender and juicy, very satisfying.

Gu Yu was also in high spirits at the beginning, and he did it himself, but after 5 minutes of cooking, he learned to give up, and it was more enjoyable to sit and wait for the food.

Because the bottom of the pot is spicy, it didn't take long for Gu Yu to eat until her cheeks flushed, thin thin sweat oozes from her forehead, which slightly wets the black hair at the temples, and her lips are also red and even a little swollen.

Gu Yu lowered his head and concentrated on eating. He was so hot that he breathed out, and took another sip of iced Coke, which was very happy.

The hot pot was very tempting, and Qiuqiu, who was eating cat food beside him, was also hooked and jumped onto the table. The cat stretched out its claws furiously, trying to steal it.

Gu Yu immediately pressed Qiuqiu's head and said, "You can't eat these, you will feel uncomfortable after eating them."

Qiuqiu has an innocent face, holding his claws, as if he didn't do anything bad just now.

But when Gu Yu relaxed a little, it stretched out its claws again.

This time, Gu Yu directly held its two paws with one hand, then hooked it with his arm, and pressed the whole cat into his arms, putting it on his lap, not letting it move.

Then, pick up the chopsticks and continue to eat hot pot with relish.

Qiuqiu raised his head, he could only look but not eat, his saliva was about to drip.

But Gu Yu has a "hard-hearted heart", and he has no soft-heartedness at all. He eats delicious food, and when his mouth is numb and spicy, drinking a big sip of ice-cold Coke is so refreshing that he can fly off the spot.

After dinner, I took a nap.

Because of his emotions, Qiuqiu kept rubbing his paws and tail against him, which made him itchy and didn't fall asleep much.When he opened his eyes and woke up, he saw this ball of coal lying on his back, stretching his claws, squinting his eyes and sleeping soundly, showing his soft belly unscrupulously, attracting people to commit crimes.

Gu Yu's hands were itchy, and she couldn't help it, so she reached out and touched her soft stomach twice.Qiuqiu felt it, and when he fell asleep, he stretched out his paw to hold the back of his hand to prevent him from moving.

Gu Yu moved her hand down to a place where its short short claws couldn't reach, only to see those two cat claws opened cutely, stretching and retracting, and blooming.

It makes people want to take a bite inexplicably.

Fortunately, Gu Yu still had reason, put the ball to sleep, and went to the game room to play by herself.

Holographic movies use the interference phenomenon of light waves to record images. Everything is three-dimensional and full of reality. Cats can also watch it, but the holographic game cabin is connected to human brain waves. Gu Yu can only lie in the cabin by himself. Playing, there is no way to bring the ball.

Therefore, he only played a few times when Qiuqiu didn't need his company.

When Gu Yu entered the game, a white light flashed in front of his eyes, and thousands of star lights flooded in instantly. His body didn't move, but he felt suddenly light, floating in mid-air, as light as the wind.

The stunning scenery of mountains and rivers, like a scroll of ink and wash, slowly unfolds in front of your eyes.As soon as the heart moved, the person flew forward, like passing through a water curtain, into the picture scroll.

The wind blows past the face, the fragrance of grass and flowers rushes in, people float in the sky, overlooking the world, everything is very real, but at the same time, they know very clearly in their hearts that people cannot fly in the sky without wearing equipment.This is the charm of holographic games, to experience a fantasy world different from reality.

After a few seconds of flying and logging in, Gu Yu soon reappeared at the place where she logged off last time - the monster forest outside the town.

In the eyes of other players, this is a place to fight monsters and upgrade to collect herbs, but Gu Yu came to play games to relax and not pursue upgrades, so he played very Buddhist style. Krypton Gold bought some self-defense equipment, Take a walk in the forest and enjoy the scenery.

It's not like coming to play games, but more like coming on vacation.

Gu Yu did exactly that, walking aimlessly, seeing the plump fruits on the tree that looked delicious, and picking them off to eat, seeing strange and beautiful plants, squatting down to look at them, and even bumped into two The monsters were mating. When they were hiding, they looked at them curiously.

The time lapse in the game is ten times that of reality.Gu Yu would also spend the night in the game, seeing the sky full of stars and the bright moon above his head, without thinking about it, he bought a tent with a transparent top and started camping.

While others are serious about fighting monsters, he is eating, drinking, having fun and traveling.

Gu Yu had a great time, but after two days, he met a player and challenged him.

"...???"

Gu Yu didn't want to fight at all, he just wanted to travel, so he refused.

Unexpectedly, the other party was very persistent and continued to challenge. Gu Yu was annoyed, so she simply surrendered, then turned and left.

He thought that the matter would end here, but for the sake of experience, there are many players around, and from time to time someone wants to fight him.

Gu Yu didn't even think about it, and continued to surrender. He didn't want to fight, and fighting delayed his time to eat delicious food.The holographic game has a very high degree of realism and all five senses. When you eat food in your mouth, you can feel delicious and satisfying. Of course, you will also feel pain when you are injured in battle. Even if you turn down the pain, you can still feel it.

Gu Yu started to get a little annoyed, and deliberately chose a remote path to walk.

But occasionally you still run into people.

Gu Yu caught a few delicious and rare fish by the river, built a fire, and was seriously grilling the fish, when a stubborn and passionate player suddenly appeared, he firmly refused his surrender, and the experience points sent to the door were also low. No, you have to fight in an upright manner.

Gu Yu: "..."

Now, Gu Yu was really emotional.Salted fish is angry.

He simply picked up the sword and hit back, thinking to himself, didn't you see that the fish in front of me was almost roasted, and you can afford to delay the best time to eat it?

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he kept swinging his sword as if venting his anger, slashing fiercely, and unleashing moves one after another.

At last……

He won.

Since playing this game, Gu Yu fought against each other for the first time and won the first victory, but it was forced.

The lost player lying on the ground was covered with scars and had only one breath left. He still stubbornly raised his head to look at Gu Yu, stretched out his trembling fingers, and said dyingly: "This, this...is the battle. You are very powerful, but I will definitely beat you next time..."

Gu Yu: "..."

Xianyu wanted to scold people when he saw it, what kind of secondary disease is this.

He picked up the grilled fish by the fire, took a bite, and it was really overcooked, with a burnt smell, which was not tasty.

"Pooh."

The player who was paralyzed on the ground raised his head again, unwilling to say, "You... humiliated me."

Gu Yu: "..." You think too much.

In order to show his friendliness, he gave the three burnt grilled fish to the other party and said, "Please eat."

The other party was a little moved, took it and ate it.Food can replenish physical energy and allow the body to recover faster.

The player said while eating: "Let's add a friend, and we will fight next time."

Gu Yu turned around decisively and left.

Not long after, Gu Yu went offline.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Qiuqiu squatting obediently outside the game cabin, staring straight at him.

Gu Yu lay on the side of the eggshell-shaped game cabin, reached out to pick up the ball, put it on her stomach, and stroked Mao Mao skillfully.

When he eats something delicious in the game, he can't help but think of Qiuqiu, and wants him to taste it and let him see the beautiful scenery.

It would be nice to have a holographic game pod for pets sometime.

***

Awakened Base, Medical Institute.

They still haven't found Lieutenant General Lin's spiritual body, so they have to analyze again, what kind of mental body is that.

Someone said: "In a sense, the spirit body is a fragment of a person's soul. General Lin is extremely powerful. Naturally, the spirit body is also a very ferocious animal just like the awakened body. It has strong concealment and vigilance. So easy to find."

And actually.

In the Gu family villa.

The black cat was held in Gu Yu's arms and combed slowly. His eyes were so comfortable that his eyes narrowed into crooked lines, his body softened into a puddle of water, and his throat kept purring in satisfaction.

Really, it's ferocious.

The author has something to say:

Hehehe, let's laugh at him together.

Xianyu just wants to surrender and focus on food.

Player: No!You must fight me!If you don't hit me, you're insulting me!

Salted fish: Won't you let me surrender?I am angry.

Then, the salted fish stabbed and won.

It's another day for the sand sculpture husband and wife, it's really peaceful.