Internship priest

Today is a good day, because it is a holiday shared by all mankind: payday!It's very worth doing a yangko to celebrate, woo la la woo la la, pay salary, pay salary, it couldn't be more wonderful!

Xu Luo'an happily tidied up the rest of the goods, humming a ditty and kept peeking at Uncle Gen, why hasn't Uncle Gen moved yet, the salary is paid, you must have forgotten it, right?Emma, ​​what a rush!

Uncle Gen lay on the counter and lazily listened to the storytelling on the radio. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Xu Luoan, feeling amused in his heart. This stupid boy is still as funny as ever.Forget it, stop teasing him, and stretched out his hand to beckon him: "Xiao Anzi, come here." As soon as the last word was written, Xu Luoan stood in front of him, Uncle Gen was slightly startled, is this teleportation?

"Here, here is your salary for this month." Uncle Gen took out a thick envelope from the counter and pushed it in front of Xu Luoan.

Xu Luo'an happily opened the envelope, and was stunned as soon as he counted it. He blinked and looked up at Uncle Gen: "Uncle Gen, you..." Did you take too much?

Uncle Gen waved his hand and interrupted him: "Okay, let's go, the school should be closed."

Xu Luo'an left the small supermarket with mixed feelings in the envelope, his heart was filled with warmth, very hot and enthusiastic, Uncle Gen is really a good person.

Clenching his fists and looking up at the sky, he saw a person.

Startled, Xu Xiaoer took two steps back and stood still, looked carefully, and said happily, "Pei Xingchen? Why are you here?" Are you here to pick me up?Uh, I don't want it anymore, this kind of slightly complicated friendship is really not suitable for me, it's so tangled!

Pei Xingchen looked at Xu Xiaoer coldly, what was this idiot thinking?The eyes are so disgusting!

"I went to deal with some things." In fact, I went to meet the new buyer and prepare to take over the programming of the next small program.

Phew, Xu Luoan breathed a sigh of relief, luckily he didn't come here to pick him up, otherwise he really doesn't know how to change his mood.I am a firm supporter of straight men, and I can never accept a world without breasts!It's horrible to think about it!

Fortunately, Pei Xingchen couldn't guess what Xu Luoan was thinking, otherwise the cliff would be sparks hitting the earth!You must not mess with the irritable man with facial paralysis!

"Are you off work?" Pei Xingchen glanced at the small supermarket behind him, half of the shutter doors had been pulled down.

Xu Luo'an happily clutched his satchel, and showed off happily: "I got my salary today." Then he added, "May I treat you to a skewer?"

Pei Xingchen stayed for two seconds, then nodded expressionlessly: "Okay."

Xu Luoan was frightened, young man, are you serious?I'm just asking out of politeness, I didn't really intend to treat you to dinner, did I? !

Pei Xingchen endured a smile and looked at Xu Xiaoer's expression of "Can I take back that sentence?", and chose to continue to blacken: "Let's forget it, I'm afraid I won't be full of grilled skewers, let's eat stir-fried vegetables."

Xu Luo'an was obviously relieved when he heard the first sentence, and he was half relieved when he heard Pei Xingchen's second sentence, the breath stuck in his throat, young man, please spare me!

Pei Xingchen was about to laugh, and couldn't hold it back anymore.But at this moment, someone shouted from across the road:

"Xiao Anzi! Xiao Anzi! Here it is, look over here! Quickly look over here!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

Xiao Anzi?Uh, why do you feel like laughing more?

Not to mention Pei Xingchen, after Xu Luo'an saw that person clearly, he had an incredible feeling: "Uncle Zhong?" Zhong Shunyi, why did he come here?Are you looking for me again?Could it be that Master has something to do?

All the doubts were resolved when he and Zhong Shunyi had dinner at the same table.

"Yunyou... all over the world?" Xu Luoan's brows and eyes twitched. Don't have such a strong sense of sight as a swindler.

Zhong Shunyi stroked her round belly in satisfaction, and finally gave Xu Luo'an a look. There was no way, food is heaven, I haven't eaten a decent meal for two or three days, how easy is it for me!Just cry.

"Yeah, I suddenly feel that everything in the world of mortals is just floating clouds, so I want to cultivate my health so that I can let go of the floating clouds."

Xu Luoan: ...

It's all gone, you still eat so much?The plate is almost licked clean, okay? !

But since Zhong Shunyi didn't want to talk about it, Xu Luo'an didn't ask any more questions, instead he changed the subject and asked, "How is my master, is he alright?"

Zhong Shunyi glanced at Pei Xingchen, and said casually: "What else can he do, it can't be more nourishing with your master and husband."

Pei Xingchen has been burying his head in eating silently. He is really hungry. In the afternoon, he saw a client who only drank a cup of coffee to pretend to be aggressive. He didn't even dare to taste a small snack. Life is not easy.Hearing Xu Xiaoer and the old man chatting in the ear, the master and so on really fit the role of a Taoist priest, but what is the master's husband?

The Taoist circle is really complicated, sincerely.

"This classmate," Zhong Shunyi stared at Pei Xingchen with sparkling eyes and looked again and again. Seeing Zhong Shunyi like this, Xu Luo'an felt chills running down his spine, feeling ominous.

Pei Xingchen raised his head out of politeness, Zhong Shunyi leaned closer and lowered his voice, "Do you have a teacher? If not, would you like to worship me as a teacher?"

really!Xu Luo'an had a feeling of "here we come again", Uncle Zhong, how did you form this hobby of casually accepting apprentices?

Pei Xingchen was stunned for a moment, and politely refused: "Sorry, I'm not from this circle."

I don't intend to enter this circle, sincerely.

Zhong Shunyi didn't force it, but glanced at Pei Xingchen's wrist with a sigh, Jianglongmu?Good stuff.Taking another look at Xu Luo'an, who had a bitter face, he felt blessed in an instant, and understood something as if he had opened up the two veins of Ren and Du.

It's true that there are some masters and apprentices, and they are very competent.

Leaving the small restaurant, Zhong Shunyi went straight to the foot spa on the pretext of going to rest and recuperate.Xu Luo'an had no choice but to go back to school with Pei Xingchen. Pei Xingchen was very uncomfortable with the speechless situation all the way. In his impression, the second-handers were jumping around and bluffing everywhere, but he frowned all the way. What the hell is that Zhong Shunyi? The background actually made him so caring, and he ate as soon as he said please eat, he was really in a bad mood!

"Cough, cough," Pei Xingchen wanted to cough twice to attract attention, but he didn't grasp the strength well, so he poured two mouthfuls of cold air in, and suddenly coughed so faintly that he wished his lungs would come out.

This startled Xu Luo'an a lot, walk well, how can you say it's not good?

"Are you okay?" Xu Luo'an reassured him: "Did you catch a cold? Could it be that you also have a fever?"

Burn your sister!Pei Xingchen is not in a good mood, so can't he expect me to be well?

"Ahem, let me ask you, that Uncle Zhong is also a Taoist priest?"

Xu Luo'an was a little surprised that Pei Xingchen would be interested in this, but he didn't hide it, and explained: "Not exactly. I heard from my master that Uncle Zhong was also a demon exorcist before, but I don't know why he changed his career to become a talisman dealer, specializing in the supply of talismans. Magic weapon used by demon masters, demon subduers, warlocks and Taoist priests."

Hearing what Pei Xingchen said, he found it quite interesting, but he didn't expect that the circle was very finely divided, and he heard that there were many kinds of occupations.

"The spells and weapons you use still need to be purchased specially?"

Xu Luo'an was a little embarrassed, he never expected that Pei Xingchen would be interested in these things, and the fire of gossip burning in his eyes was almost bursting out.

Can you correct yourself a little bit, young man, do you still have a glamorous and noble self-positioning? !

However, Xu Luo'an didn't intend to hide it, and these things were not mysterious.

"Of course we also draw talismans and make magic tools by ourselves, but occasionally there will be times when the demand is high, and it is definitely not enough to rely on ourselves, so we will ask Uncle Zhong to prepare in advance. As for magic tools and weapons, Uncle Zhong has a kind of others Unusual craftsmanship, he will make some targeted instruments or weapons according to the particularity of our demon hunting and ghost hunting. Spiritual power can push the talisman out of the barrel of the gun, and it is very easy to hit one by one."

Pei Xingchen was horrified in his heart. Xu Luoan's words opened a door to a new world for him. From this point of view, that circle seems to be quite interesting.

"Also, Uncle Zhong can also customize his own standing weapons. Those who are used to cold weapons include serial knives, magic wands, golden light wheels, etc. Hot weapons also have various spiritual guns. Anyway, it depends on the needs of customers."

Pei Xingchen stroked his chin and looked at Xu Luoan's thin and weak appearance. He couldn't imagine him holding a weapon at all, so he asked as a matter of course: "You also have a weapon, show me?"

Xu Luoan: ...

Young man, are you serious?Those who didn’t know thought you really wanted to enter this circle!

When Pei Xingchen saw that Xu Luoan hesitated, he instantly became upset. Isn't it just a weapon, probably a sword or something, I don't care if you don't want to show it to me!

"Since it's inconvenient, let's forget it." After finishing speaking, he raised his long legs and walked forward.

Xu Xiaoer wanted to cry but followed him. I didn't say I wouldn't show you Young Xia, so can't you give me a little time to be surprised?

"Look, I'll show you!" Xu Luo'an looked around where no one was around, grabbed Pei Xingchen, and very helplessly pulled out the weapon he never left from his waist: the cloud whip.

Pei Xingchen had an arrogant expression of charity, that's what you begged me to see, I didn't force you!

Xu Luoan: ...

Young man, can you be more obvious? !

Pei Xingchen held the cloud whip and looked up and down. Although Xu Luoan's weapon turned out to be a whip, no matter how you looked at it, it was just a finely crafted whip, nothing special about it.

Xu Luo'an stretched out his hand to hold the cloud whip, secretly stimulating his spiritual power, and then Pei Xingchen saw a scene that surprised him. In the deep darkness, the root of the whip was lit up by a faint blue light, like a shining flower Blooms in the dark.At the same time, the Dragon Subduing Wood on Pei Xingchen's wrist also glowed. Pei Xingchen was surprised and looked up at Xu Xiaoer.

Xu Luo'an rubbed his nose embarrassingly, silently retracted the whip, and wrapped it around his waist again.

Pei Xingchen frowned and looked at the Dragon Subduing Wood on his wrist, lifted it up and shook it: "What's going on?"

Xu Luoan rubbed his hands and feet, showing a little shyness: "The Jianglongmu has my spiritual power, but if I stop instilling it, the spiritual power will disappear with time."

Pei Xingchen: ...

This is the first time I have such a feeling when I grow up so big, it is really a little complicated!

It's all due to the bastard in front of him, why are there so many things? !Why don't you ask me if I need it?

To deal with such complex emotions, it is not Pei Xingchen's specialty!

Xu Luo'an peeked at Pei Xingchen, seeing the other's uncertain face, subconsciously clamped his legs and wanted to pee.

Do you think I want to waste my spiritual power to ward off evil for you?Still don't know how to kneel down and thank you? !

Simply very domineering!

Pei Xingchen roared in his heart and put away the Dragon Wood with a calm face. Emotional problems are not suitable to be the topic now, he needs time to calm down.

"Ahem, let's go. It's getting late."

Huh?Didn't get angry?Xu Xiaoer was a little surprised, but he was relieved, finally he didn't have to go to the toilet.

The two walked forward side by side, and the previous silence was restored.Pei Xingchen glanced sideways at Xu Luoan who was beside him. He was half a head shorter than himself, with average facial features, and a not-so-good figure. He was too thin. The most important thing was his lack of IQ... What are the advantages?

Pei Xingchen is about to scratch the wall, what am I thinking? !Is the focus of attention off? !What the hell am I doing to see someone's face and body?Shouldn't the focus be on his IQ? !If the IQ is short, it should be vetoed by one vote, okay!

etc!Why is the focus still off? !He is just my ordinary, common, room, friend!That's right, just ordinary, ordinary, room, and friend!What does looks, body, IQ, etc. have anything to do with me? !I want to pay attention to his appearance, figure and IQ because of Mao! !

We don't know each other well!

Pei Xingchen was caught in an unprecedented crisis and couldn't extricate himself, so Xu Luo'an was in a daze and lost his mind majestically. As for the content of his mind-wandering, it was Zhong Shunyi, which was a little surprising.

It's true that Zhong Shunyi is a talisman dealer, but he also works part-time as a broker, specializing in matchmaking for clients who need ghost hunting and exorcism, and then finds a suitable magician to solve the problem, and he himself draws a certain commission in the process.

How could he let go of the world of mortals and devote himself to cultivation?Xu Luo'an complained very unkindly, even if there is only one person left in the world, he can't let go of the world of mortals!

Then, he came to Shangjing for only one purpose, for a business.But why lie to hide yourself?Afraid of robbing yourself of business?Xu Luo'an was startled by his own thoughts, how could it be possible?Don't say that I have no ambitions or ideas like this, even if I do... I'm still in the internship period!

I cry just thinking about it!When will Nima become a regular? !

That night, Pei Xingchen finally didn't understand what emotion he should use to face his ordinary roommate Xu Luoan, and Xu Luoan didn't even understand why Zhong Shunyi came here for business.

However, Xu Luo'an didn't worry about it for long, and the mystery was solved.

Three days later, Xu Luo'an stood at the door of a villa in a wealthy area recognized by Shang Jing with a blank expression on his face.Standing beside him was Pei Xingchen who was also expressionless.

The sky is gloomy, and another snowstorm is brewing.

Xu Luo'an is a bit tangled, Nima Zhong Shunyi, do you dare to be unreliable? !Have you ever seen a business that relies on sending letters? !

Early in the morning, I received a notice from the master of the reception room saying that I had a letter from myself. I thought it was a love letter and ran over, only to find that the sender wrote "Zhong Shunyi", the kind of soft and cute girl who is so sloppy that her face is full of flesh Uncle's despair, feel it!

He opened the letter with great reluctance, and there was only one line on the letter: "There is a doubt about Feng Shui here, and there will be a heavy reward after it is resolved." Then a piece of paper fell out of the envelope, on which was written the position where Xu Luoan was standing at this time.

No. 152 attached to No. 6, Honghua Lane, Fuma District, Shangjing City. Compared with the address in his hand, Pei Xingchen was sure that it was this villa, but it seemed that there was no one there.Through the hollow carved iron gate, you can see the empty front yard full of dead branches and fallen leaves, and a sense of decadence arises spontaneously.

Xu Luo'an obviously saw this too, but he was more concerned about the "Qi" of this house.Yin, depression and ghosts, this house is indeed very problematic.However, what troubled him more now was the person beside him.

"Well, Pei Xingchen, do you really want to go in with me?"

Catch ghosts, young hero!Shouldn't you be able to hide as far away as ordinary people can?It's not like watching tricks in the vegetable market, why join in the fun!

Xu Luo'an couldn't understand the brain circuit of the man with facial paralysis, how weird is this? !

Pei Xingchen glanced at him sideways, and snorted coldly, his face was full of "Do you care if I want to go in? We are just ordinary roommates! We don't know each other well!"

Xu Luoan: ...

I don't know you still follow me? !

Can you be any more duplicity!

But forget it, since they all followed, it seemed that they couldn't be driven away, so they could only take them in with them.Xu Luo'an resigned to his fate and flipped through his backpack. Zhong Shunyi didn't say any specific problems with this house, but only talked about Feng Shui problems. Based on this cheating reason, Xu Luo'an only brought some simple talisman props and a compass this time. No device is brought.

Holding the compass and sighing, Xu Luo'an looked sideways at Pei Xingchen with a serious face: "Don't walk around when you go in, you must follow me closely."

This house is full of evil, Xu Luo'an always has an ominous premonition, maybe it's not just as simple as feng shui.