Internship priest

This is a high-end club that can be described as luxuriously decorated. The gorgeous and complicated ceiling lighting, the floor that can clearly reflect the silhouette of people, and the melodious and melodious live piano performance, everything is in line with the high-end positioning.

The little Taoist priest Xu Xiaoer, who came to this kind of place for the first time, was very hopeless, especially sitting across from a beautiful woman with big breasts, two balls wrapped in a low-cut long skirt for nothing, very ready to come out.

Xu Xiaoer is a little shy, it’s not that I want to see it, if I want to blame it, I blame this clubhouse for turning on the heating too much, it’s not environmentally friendly, PM2.5 is produced like this!I really want to complain and report!

Pei Xingchen sat on the side, took a small sip of coffee gracefully, very cold, and squinted at Xu Luoan, very disdainful.

If you don't turn your eyes when you see a beautiful woman, can you be more obscene?

Zhong Shunyi is very calm, and at first glance, he has the temperament of a magic stick, and it couldn't be more vivid.

In fact, today is a day to talk about business. That beautiful woman with big breasts is the hostess of the haunted house. Her husband's surname is Zhu, so Zhong Shunyi introduced her as Mrs. Zhu.

Mrs. Zhu is in her early thirties, fully in line with the definition of beauty, with exquisite facial features and fair skin, but the worry and haggardness between her brows are obvious.

Holding a cup of coffee in both hands, Mrs. Zhu glanced anxiously at the three men sitting opposite, and finally turned her gaze to Zhong Shunyi: "Master Zhong, who are these two?"

Grandmaster?Xu Luo'an couldn't help but twitched, and glanced at Zhong Shunyi, you call yourself a master so high-profile, does my master know?

Zhong Shunyi was still very calm and composed, and even raised his plain glasses, very pretentious.

"Hey, Mrs. Zhu, don't worry, this is my apprentice..."

"Nephew!" Xu Luo'an interrupted quickly, while looking at Zhong Shunyi, you dare say that I am your apprentice and I will fight with you desperately, every minute!

Zhong Shunyi was crying, you little bastard, can't you let me have a master's addiction?

"Nephew?!" Mrs. Zhu obviously couldn't understand the word, her eyes were suspicious.

Xu Luo'an was serious: "You can also be called nephew."

Zhong Shunyi: ...

Xu Luoan: ...

What are you looking at?Lifting you to the same level as my master is already a great way to save face, okay? !

I am proud to be my master's apprentice!

Pei Xingchen shook his head with a sigh, and said in a magnetic voice, "I'm his assistant." His gaze was directed at Xu Xiaoer.

Xu Luo'an was horrified, would the god of heaven lose his life if he became his assistant?I just want to point some wax and pray for myself!Amen!

Mrs. Zhu breathed a sigh of relief after seeing Pei Xingchen. Although Master Zhong and his nephew seemed unreliable, but this assistant was a bit trustworthy, so she lost a little doubt and took a sip of coffee to stabilize her mind: "Master Zhong, you have also visited my house, did you find that, huh?"

Everyone knew what was in the words, but Xu Luo'an was slightly puzzled, seeing how powerful the ghost baby was yesterday, no one in the house saw blood, why?But soon, Mrs. Zhu's explanation gave Xu Luo'an the answer.

"Our family bought that villa two years ago. We lived in it half a year later. It was relatively peaceful when we first moved in, but after only three months..." Mrs. Zhu seemed to have thought of something, her face turned pale. It turned white and trembled a little. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that she was suppressing her inner struggle.

"Anything unusual happened?" It was Xu Luo'an who asked.

Mrs. Zhu nodded: "It's my son. He kept crying at the beginning, saying that there was a child in the family. Both my father and I thought he was lying to attract parents' attention. However, after a while, my son kept getting sick. Fever, vomiting, nightmares and even insomnia."

Xu Luo'an listened attentively, and it basically matched his guess.

"Let me interject," Pei Xingchen said suddenly, very seriously: "Madam Zhu, how old is your son?"

Mrs. Zhu replied inexplicably: "I am five years old this year."

Pei Xingchen tapped the table with his fingertips, and nodded in a very inscrutable manner: "Well, you continue."

Zhong Shunyi and Xu Luo'an looked at him together, their eyes were full of lust, and their eyes were a little eager. Young man, have you heard the clues, guessed the cause and effect, and then formulated a series of plans to catch ghosts?By the way, I can also write my name in the commendation letter to the underworld and heaven, wear a little red flower or something for myself, and ascend to the position of Immortal Path from now on. !

It couldn't be more perfect.

Pei Xingchen took a sip of coffee slowly, you guys are thinking too much, I just wanted to prove the saying that "children's eyes are the purest, they can see through everything in the world".

It couldn't be more boring!

"My husband and I took our child to see many doctors, but there was no improvement. We were almost desperate until we encountered an expert who told us that there was something in our house that would kill my son. My husband and I were terrified. It's broken, I took the child out of the villa quickly, and after living outside for a period of time, my son's health gradually improved, and he didn't have any nightmares or fever."

Xu Luo'an frowned when he heard Mrs. Zhu's words. Did someone point out again?Same thing with Park Joon Ki?But then he denied it again, it wouldn't be such a coincidence, it should be because he was sensitive.

"Madam Zhu, did anything special or abnormal happen when your villa was being built?" Xu Luoan asked this question to confirm certain speculations, but the others did not understand.Especially Mrs. Zhu, she replied suspiciously: "I'm not very clear about this." Who would know about the developer?All that is known is probably underground.

Xu Luo'an insisted: "Think about it carefully, don't answer me in a hurry."

Seeing Xu Luoan's serious question, Mrs. Zhu didn't dare to neglect her. She frowned and thought about it carefully, before she hesitated for a while and said: "If you want to talk about abnormal situations, I have heard some rumors."

Several people sat up straight in an instant, of course Xu Luo'an was the most important, and the other two simply followed suit.

"I heard that when the foundation was dug in this villa area, a coffin was dug out."

The certainty bar in Xu Luo'an's heart rose by another five points, and he asked, "What happened next?"

"Originally when the grave was dug, many owners were concerned, but an expert pointed out that the feng shui of this coffin tomb is very good and can bring prosperity and prosperity, so the owners were relieved."

Another tall man?When Xu Luo'an heard this word, he was a little upset. How could there be expert advice everywhere?Where do so many tall people come from?How could it be such a coincidence?As soon as the grave was dug here, an expert jumped out over there?

Although he is unhappy, Xu Luoan is not an IQ school, and he usually puts aside things that he can't figure out, and only does what he can do, which is his principle of doing things.

Compared with digging out the grave, Mrs. Zhu was obviously more concerned about her family's affairs, and looked at Xu Luo'an anxiously: "Well, master, when do you think the matter I asked you to solve?"

Xu Luo'an had a straight face, and he had the temperament of a magic stick: "Madam Zhu, don't worry, me and I... Uncle Master will do his best to help you solve it."

Zhong Shunyi: ...

I really deserve to be your master's apprentice, and I can't suffer at all.I am really gratified for Xiao Che, you have taught a good apprentice!All right, Qian Yanzi!

Mrs. Zhu was very happy to hear that, and said goodbye to several people happily, and said that they could play in the clubhouse for a day, and she covered all the expenses.

There is nothing more exciting than the words "all inclusive", so Xu Xiaoer decided to be extravagant. He ordered a table full of luxurious meals, yes, it was rice and vegetables! !Couldn't be more promising.

Zhong Shunyi: ...

When you arrive at the high-end club, you will order a table of dishes for me?Anyway, you got me two beautiful little girls! !

Pei Xingchen: ...

A high-end club is not a bar, so what's the matter with you two girls?I think it's much better to call a table to eat than to call a girl, at least the food sounds cute!

Cough cough, I'm telling the truth, don't open your mind casually! ! !It has been said that he and I are just ordinary, common, room, and friends!Really unfamiliar!

Simply annoying.

Seeing that the girl hadn't been found, Zhong Shunyi was very frustrated and turned his grief and anger into appetite, his chopsticks flew like flying, his mouth was as fast as electricity, he couldn't be more sharp!Zhong Shunyi wiped his mouth with satisfaction when he was full of wine and food, and then he remembered the business in a trance, and asked Xu Luoan slowly: "Little Anzi, what are your plans for the future?"

Xu Luo'an was fighting with a piece of Niaoguo's snowflake beef, when he heard Zhong Shunyi's question, he responded casually: "Find me some migrant workers."

Zhong Shunyi was puzzled: "What are you looking for migrant workers for?"

Xu Luo'an stuffed a piece of beef happily: "I want to demolish the house..."

Zhong Shunyi was startled, a waterfall of sweat hung on his forehead: "My little ancestor, why are you tearing down other people's houses?" That's a villa, a villa worth 800 million yuan!You demolished other people's houses for no reason, how can I pay for it!

It's terrible! !

Pei Xingchen: ...

Xu Luoan swallowed the beef with great difficulty, and took a sip of Jiaduobao. That's right, it is Jiaduobao. This kind of high-end drink is definitely a must-have in high-end clubs. It is very enviable and hateful!

"...the front yard of the house."

Zhong Shunyi: ...

Fuck!Can you stop panting!He broke out in a cold sweat in fright.

Pei Xingchen recalled Xu Luoan's performance in the villa, and asked: "The front yard of the villa? Do you suspect there is a problem there?"

Xu Luo'an swallowed the last piece of beef, and took another sip of Jiaduobao contentedly, feeling very good.

"Yes, to be precise, I suspect that there is something wrong with the ground in the front yard."

Zhong Shunyi regained his energy, his eyes sparkled: "Tell me, what's going on?"

Xu Luo'an focused on what happened that day, and Zhong Shunyi frowned when he heard this, and his face became serious.Touching his chin and knocking on the table, he said in a deep voice, "Ghost?"

Xu Luoan asked: "Uncle Zhong, do you know that thing?"

Zhong Shunyi seemed very hesitant: "I've only seen a ghost corpse once, and it's so ugly, it's unforgettable to my heart."

Xu Luo'an felt the same way and nodded wildly.But Zhong Shunyi's next words made him a little heavy.

"Ghost corpses are a type of zombies. After death, the corpses are immortal and catalyzed by Yin Qi. Generally speaking, zombies are a collection of all hostility and Yin Qi, but ghost corpses are still among those monsters. Up, very difficult to deal with."

Pei Xingchen was startled when he heard that, thinking that the bastard had stayed in the same room with the ghost for so long yesterday, he couldn't help feeling nervous.

This is purely out of concern for ordinary roommates, don't think too much about it!

"That, Xu Luo'an," Pei Xingchen said in a low voice, "That ghost corpse, are you sure you can deal with it?"

Xu Luo'an fell silent unexpectedly, his expression was solemn, his face was slightly blue, and he looked very nervous.Pei Xingchen subconsciously softened his heart. No matter what, they are ordinary roommates. When he encountered a task that he could not complete, it really hurt his self-esteem. Just as he was about to comfort him, he heard a shocking sound, "Hi-!" The smell of garlic rushed straight to the door, and I almost fainted from the smoke!

Xu Luo'an was embarrassed to scratch his face, and smiled shyly: "I'm really sorry, I've held it in for a long time!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

your sister!How many garlic steaks have you eaten!Such a strong smell can kill a cow!

I really want to flip the table!

Zhong Shunyi read it with great interest, this couple is much more interesting than those two, that's called fun, it's like a childhood sweetheart with deep affection, it can be written into a novel, the title is "Xiu Xian Xiao Dao and His Boyfriend", The proper loli novel website ranks first, and maybe it can win a Hanshaer Literature Award.From then on, Lao Tzu will be able to get rid of this ghost world and quickly embark on the road to success and fame!

It couldn't have been more brilliant!Make your fists and look up at the sky!

It's a pity that the world of brain holes is too full, and the real world is too scumbag!Zhong Shunyi, who was confused by Xu Luo'an, was a little frustrated.

"Uncle Zhong, have you remembered? What I want." How can I say that if you let it go, you will let it go. Could it be a sign of dementia? Xu Luo'an is really anxious.

Zhong Shunyi turned around in a daze: "What do you want?"

Xu Luo'an sighed, Uncle Zhong was so old that he didn't have a son to take care of him, it made him sad to think about it.

"Fifty soul-fixing charms, fifty evil blood charms, one hundred soul nails, ten-foot shrouds, two spiritual knives, and ten bags of gray salt." It was Pei Xingchen who spoke slowly and clearly, He repeated what Xu Luo'an had said word for word.

Xu Luo'an opened his mouth wide, he simply worshiped, his ability to never forget something after hearing it is simply a divine skill, it is totally worthy of 32 praises!

Pei Xingchen took a cold sip of coffee, enjoying Xu Xiaoer's adoring eyes very much, his mood could soar to the sky!You know how powerful I am, you mortals!

When Zhong Shunyi heard this, smoke rose from his forehead, forget about the talisman soul nail, and the shroud will cost ten feet, are you going to wrap the body or make a quilt? !And that gray salt, ten bags!Are you ready to salt roast ghosts? !

Simply speechless!

Before Zhong Shunyi could refute, Xu Luo'an grinned, put one hand on Zhong Shunyi's shoulder, and winked: "Master, since we're in the same class, how about a discount?"

If you dare not give a discount, I will tell my master in minutes!

Zhong Shunyi was startled, suddenly dizzy, dizzy, chest tight and short of breath, and really wanted to take a quick-acting heart-relief pill, Murong Che, this is the apprentice you taught! !Get the true biography completely!

Just cry!

Pei Xingchen looked coldly at Xu Luoan's hand on Zhong Shunyi's shoulder, and silently crushed the coffee cup... This is absolutely impossible!This is a supernatural text!Therefore, Pei Xingchen just put down the coffee cup heavily, and then watched coldly.

What does it have to do with me to put on shoulders casually, we are just ordinary roommates, we don't know each other at all!

Three days later, after obtaining the consent of Zhu's family, the front yard of Zhu's villa was enthusiastically dug up by the migrant workers. In fact, although the yard was demolished, it was actually just a passageway dug from the gate , and then dig along the yard until the fish pond is located.

This was originally Xu Luoan's idea, but what he didn't expect was that the migrant workers went on strike collectively before the tunnel was dug to the fish pond. The reason was: Haunted!

Standing at the gate of the villa again, Xu Luo'an dragged the backpack full of spiritual tools very confidently and confidently... That must be impossible!In fact, Xu Luoan's heart was filled with bitterness, and he really wanted to scratch the wall!

"Do you really want to go in with me?" Xu Luo'an looked at Pei Xingchen bitterly, and couldn't understand the hobby of this young hero. Catching ghosts is not a fun thing, because Mao insisted on chasing after him. Woolen cloth?

Simply incomprehensible!Or, is this the difference between the heavenly gods and mortals? !

Very worthy of admiration.

Pei Xingchen, who was dressed up, gave him a cold look, and just said a few words: "I am a ninth-degree black belt in Taekwondo, do you want to try it?!" It will definitely not delay you, and maybe you can complete the entrusted task for you , Of course, this is just a friendship from ordinary roommates, you are not allowed to think too much!

Xu Luoan's jaw dropped in shock, he has a nine-dan black belt in Taekwondo, you still want me to try, try, try!What about brotherly love? Is there still love? !

It's so cruel and cruel, you can't look straight at it!

Knowing that he would not listen to the persuasion, Xu Luoan could only sigh, took out a spiritual knife from his bag and handed it over: "This knife looks like a kitchen knife, but it is actually full of spiritual patterns, as long as the holder pours spiritual power It can kill zombies and ghosts. Of course, you can’t use it, and it’s good to use it for self-defense!”

Pei Xingchen took the spiritual knife and looked it up and down. He deeply felt how important aesthetics is. Even if it is a kitchen knife, don’t make it look like a hatchet. You can make fruit knives, boning knives, slicing knives, etc. Sushi knives and other styles for reference!

I really want to discuss with Uncle Zhong.

"Also, stretch out your hand." Xu Luoan said again, Pei Xingchen stretched out his hand in doubt, but Xu Luoan slapped it down: "Wrong, left hand!"

Pei Xingchen's eyes twitched, and he obediently stretched out his left hand.Xu Luo'an rolled up his sleeves, revealing the Dragon Subduing Wood on his wrist, and put two fingers on it, the faint blue light instantly filled Pei Xingchen's wrist, slightly warming it.

Pei Xingchen was frightened, and wanted to pull his hand back, whether spiritual power or something would disappear after being poured, what a big deal.However, before he could speak, Xu Luo'an withdrew his hand and said helplessly, "This is the only way to go. I can protect your safety in critical situations."

Pei Xingchen looked at the blue light on his wrist that had not completely dissipated, and his ears were a little hot.

Such heart-warming words are really not touching at all!

Just the friendship of ordinary roommates, really!