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Xu Luo'an rubbed his nose, and said awkwardly: "Well, Granny Wang, let me tell you something. But do you...have a heart attack?"

Pei Xingchen was speechless and choked, you will lose the chain at a critical moment?Can you get the point across in one sentence?Simply cowardly!

Although Wang Xiangping was surprised that Xu Luoan changed the subject, she still nodded, no, she shook her head. "No."

"What about high blood pressure?" Xu Luo'an had to ask clearly, these things must not be sloppy, if the old lady had a heart attack due to sudden blood pressure, Lao Chi would definitely be blackened!

Wang Xiangping shook her head: "No, although the old woman is old, she is in good health and has no illness."

Xu Luo'an scratched his hair, looked at Wang Xiangping and then at Chi Bu, and finally heaved a long sigh: "Forget it, let's come directly!" Turning his eyes and looking at Pei Xingchen, he finally gritted his teeth, and quickly Said: "Grandma Wang, let me tell you some precautions first. No matter what you see later, you must keep your blood pressure stable, even if it is slightly high, and you must not have a heart attack. Thrombosis and cerebral infarction..."

"Enough!" Pei Xingchen couldn't listen anymore: "Can you be more serious?"

Xu Luo'an pouted, how could he not be prepared for such a thing?Not everyone is like you, so thick-skinned that you can't even ooze color.

"Okay, then let me say the last sentence...uh, it's really the last sentence."

Wang Xiangping became more and more puzzled, what exactly are these two young people doing here?If it weren't for the fact that they could say Buge's name, they really wanted to hit people with brooms!Can it be more reliable!But before he could figure out how to make the request tactfully, he heard Xu Luoan say again: "Grandma Wang, the last note, no matter how excited you are, you can't touch it, you can only watch and listen! You must remember it!"

Grandma Wang: ...

What is wrong with today's society? Are you so young and brain-dead? !Or is it the world of young people that I, an old man, will never understand? !I don't understand at all, okay? !

Xu Luo'an took out a small bottle from his bag, looked at the expectant Chi Bu and Pei Xingchen who was still paralyzed, and finally landed on Wang Xiangping's face, very serious: "Grandma Wang, please close your eyes."

Wang Xiangping looked at Xu Luoan with fear in his eyes: "You, what are you going to do?" Could it be that you want to kill someone? !But I didn't offend them either!

Pei Xingchen really didn't want to watch it anymore, you are considered a talent if you can make such a small thing like this, little bastard!He took a step forward and stood in front of Xu Luo'an, showing a killer smile of all ages, bent down and said softly: "Grandma Wang, do you still want to see your Brother Bu?"

Wang Xiangping's eyes widened suddenly upon hearing the words: "What do you mean?"

Pei Xingchen smiled again: "If you want to see him, just close your eyes, there will be a surprise!"

Xu Luo'an worshiped again, what the hell, Tianjun is actually a member of the Ministry of Punishment and Officials, you are really good at even threatening and coaxing!talent!

Regardless of the means, the goal was finally achieved.Wang Xiangping hesitated and closed his eyes. Xu Luoan wanted to give Pei Xingchen a high-five, but Young Master Pei didn't even notice him. He turned around and stood next to Chi Bu to see what Xu Luoan would do.

Xu Luoan squeezed out a small drop of cow's tears from the bottle, wiped it evenly on Wang Xiangping's eyelids, and then put two fingers together to touch Wang Xiangping's forehead, pouring a little spiritual power into her, and all the preparations were done , and then stepped aside: "Okay, Grandma Wang, please open your eyes."

Wang Xiangping felt her eyelids turn cold, and then her brows turned hot, and she was inexplicably surprised.Then slowly opened his eyes, and then... nothing after that.

The room was silent.Quietly, even Pei Xingchen felt terrified and panicked. He exchanged a glance with Xu Luoan, and felt uneasy. Could it be that the old lady was frightened and stupid?

Wang Xiangping was indeed frightened and frightened, but no matter how frightened she was, it was not worth the 30 years of longing.

"... Brother Abu?" More than 30 years have passed, but the Abu brother in front of him is still the same as before, with a gentle smile on his baby face, and the military uniform he wore when he left home!

A trembling voice beside Chi Bu called, "A Ping, I'm back!"

For a moment of silence, the heartbroken crying suddenly broke out in the room: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Why should I wait for so long ?!"

Chi Bu lowered his eyes, and really wanted to reach out to hug her, but it was already impossible, all the grievances and thoughts could only be reduced to one sentence: "...I'm sorry."

The sky was already dark, and the lights lit up the world one after another.

Xu Luo'an and Pei Xingchen watched the reunion of a person and a ghost after decades of separation. There was no joy or smile, only bitter tears and the regret of not being able to embrace each other.

Chi Bupan and Wang Xiangping slowly talked about what happened in the past 30 years. When Chi Bupan died in battle, Wang Xiangping's eyes turned red from crying.When it comes to Chi Bupan returning to his hometown after going through all kinds of hardships, only to find that his lover has left, they sighed and regretted each other, lamenting that the world is impermanent and fate tricks people.

Wang Xiangping wiped away tears: "Brother Abu, I never believed that you were gone. I thought I could still find you, so I kept searching and searching, and I finally found you."

Chi Bu couldn't cry, so he could only comfort Wang Xiangping softly, and whispered how he missed her.

Although there was a ghostly atmosphere in the simple hut, it was surprisingly warm and harmonious.Xu Xiaoer was so moved that tears streamed down his face, crying heartbroken with a box of tissue paper, more involved than the parties involved.

At this moment, Pei Xingchen suddenly felt a chill, and tugged on the sleeve of the little bastard: "Well, Xu Luoan, do you feel it?"

Xu Luo'an, who was crying until he was a rotten peach again, squinted his eyes and looked at Pei Xingchen: "It's a ghost messenger, they are coming to bring Lao Chi back to the underworld."

Although it was unexpected that they came so quickly, it was also expected.Pei Xingchen took a look at Chi Bubian and Wang Xiangping, his whole life's dedication was just for this short one-hour reunion, be it a ghost or a person, is it worth it?Immediately it was funny, Zi Feiyu, how do you know the joy of fish?

Xu Luo'an rubbed his eyes, and stepped forward to interrupt Chi Bu's conversation: "Well, Lao Chi, the time is up."

Chi Bu was taken aback for a moment, but he understood immediately, and Xu Luo'an felt that Lao Chi's face had turned pale again, not knowing if it was an illusion.Wang Xiangping saw the change of Chi Bu's expression, and sensitively had a bad premonition: "When is the time?"

Chi Bu said hesitantly: "...A Ping, I have to go."

Wang Xiangping was puzzled: "Where are you going?"

Facing Wang Xiangping's longing and yearning eyes, Chi Bu suddenly couldn't speak anymore, and couldn't bear to look any further.

This stalk of parting from life and death instantly hit Xu Luoan's fragile glass boy's heart, and he hid aside, feeling sad.

Pei Xingchen sighed, stepped forward and said: "Grandma Wang, Lao Chi is a ghost. He has been wandering in the world for decades, and he should have been reincarnated in the underworld long ago. But in order to find you, he has... postponed the time of reincarnation. Now I found you, and I have no regrets in this life."

When Wang Xiangping heard this, she froze and stared at Chi Bu in a daze: "...Brother Abu?"

Chi Bu looked up at her: "A Ping, I should go."

Xu Luo'an rubbed his nose and looked at Granny Wang, then at Chi Bu, and then out the window. The ghost messenger had already arrived downstairs, and he knew that he couldn't drag it on any longer: "Old Chi, you can't delay any longer, don't let the ghost messenger enter Wang's house." Mother-in-law's house." Otherwise, it will hit people's popularity and be bad for strangers.

Wang Xiangping burst into tears, and Xu Luo'an ruthlessly stopped her several times when she wanted to rush forward and hug Chi Bu: "Grandma Wang, people and ghosts have different paths, you have to be more open!"

Chi Bubian also knew that he had to leave this time, so he pursed his lips and said with difficulty: "A Ping, let's...see you in the next life."

Wang Xiangping was crying so hard that she was almost speechless, her eyes were so teary that she couldn't even see, only she kept chanting Chi Bubian's name.

Xu Luo'an and Pei Xingchen sighed helplessly, and led Chi Bu to the outside of the house. When they opened the door and were about to leave, Wang Xiangping suddenly screamed: "Brother Abu——!"

Chi Bu turned around, his eyes full of sorrow, but he gritted his teeth and refused to say another word.

"Brother Abu, we agreed that you will wait for me this time!"

Chi Bu was taken aback for a moment, then grinned: "Well, I'll wait for you!"

I will wait for you, at the end of Huangquan Road, under the Naihe Bridge, waiting for you.

Downstairs, it was pitch black.

Brother and sister Lingzhu, the ghost messenger, were going through the formalities for Chi Bu, Xu Luoan rubbed his hands and smiled meanly: "I understand why the brothers and sisters Lingzhu couldn't catch Lao Chi."

The corner of Pei Xingchen's mouth twitched, could you please put away your wretched and almost full temperament, okay?It just lowers IQ!

"Why?" This is a shameless question, and it has nothing to do with IQ.

Xu Luo'an covered his mouth and pointed forward: "Did you see the red star on Lao Chi's hat? It's the top of the military cap. Soldiers and policemen are full of righteousness, and the top is where their righteousness gathers the most. Therefore, soldiers and policemen who are generally not allowed to approach evil spirits and monsters."

It was also thanks to Pei Xingchen that he was able to hear the context in such chaotic and illogical words. He rubbed his chin and looked at the Lingzhu brothers and sisters not far in front. Seeing that they were really jealous of Chi Bu, he was immediately puzzled: "But old Chi If you're so dead, where does your righteousness come from when you become a ghost?"

Xu Luo'an narrowed his eyes and smiled: "Have you heard of conditioned reflex?"

Pei Xingchen: ... Are you serious?relative!

"Because there are taboos, ghost messengers will always move one step slower. Of course, they won't be able to catch Lao Chi, hahaha!" Xu Luo'an couldn't help but be happy when he thought of that scene, Mo Lingmozhu and you guys have today too!

I really want to chant a long poem to express my care for the ghosts and friends, and I just express my heart.

The two of them standing on the side chatting with nothing to do is very unsightly, Mo Ling can't stand it anymore, the old man who is celebrating the New Year brings a group of people around to catch ghosts, and you two catch one and you are so f*cking haggling, don't immediately immediately Sending me back to the underworld caused me to go on a business trip, and I was able to stand aside and chat and grind my teeth!I owe it very much!

"Ahem, Xu Luo'an, you two, I thank you on behalf of the underworld."

Xu Luo'an rubbed his hands flatteringly: "Hey, thank you is fine, the most important thing is that there is a reward!" Anything from celestial grass, elixir, jasper and emerald to whatever you want, no matter what kind of magic weapon or magic weapon, etc. In fact, it doesn't matter, I'm not very picky!

"Reward?" Mo Ling frowned: "It is the duty of every citizen to help hunt down fugitives for the underworld." Want a reward? !Thinking too much!

Xu Luoan: ...

Are you kidding me, dear!If there was no reward, why would I go to the cemetery for a walk without going to sleep in the middle of the night?What's more important is Lao Tzu's soul-inducing incense, soul-locking bell, evil-proofing red rope, the cost of the meal, and the tip for the little brother, who can I ask for reimbursement? ! !

Glancing at Chi Bu who was already registered, Xu Luoan's face collapsed: "Don't force me to tell my master!"

Mo Ling: ...

Pei Xingchen: ...

Is your master a town house beast?If you pull it out for a walk at any time, will the three realms of humans, demons and gods take it all?It's more vicious than that!

The scene was a bit embarrassing, with big eyes and small eyes to compare who has bigger eyes.Mo Zhu thought for a while and pulled her brother over, and whispered something in his ear, and the expressions of the two ghosts became slightly subtle.Mo Ling turned his head to look at Xu Luo'an, touched left and right under his clothes, and then, amidst the little Taoist's eyes full of stars, took out a piece of paper, and handed it over solemnly:

"This is a limited-edition ticket issued by the underworld and a unique one-day tour ticket," Pei Xingchen continued after glancing at him, "as a reward for you... and him for helping to hunt down fugitives! You can visit the underworld at any time, during which all The fee will be reimbursed by the underworld, and you can also enjoy a free sightseeing experience of the [-]th floor of hell, with a one-on-one tour guide service throughout the whole process. If you want, you can still try it!" Not everything can go to the underworld, even if there is entertainment The premise is that you have to find the correct entrance for the living to enter the underworld.Jie Jie Jie~!

Such an insidious and black-bellied person really deserves to be a ghost messenger from the underworld.

The corner of Pei Xingchen's mouth twitched, forget about the sightseeing of the [-]th floor of hell, what's the matter with trying it?Are you sure we can get out of Hell alive after we try it?

Xu Luo'an was blinded by Mo Ling's fast-paced salesman's speech, took the coupon in a daze, glanced it casually and then became angry, what the hell!Are you sure this is a limited edition unique coupon issued by the underworld?Didn't you draw it casually?Look at your chapter, the radish can be carved!

Also, we don't want to go to hell tourism or something? !You can just give some real money and pass it away casually!The underworld is so stingy, believe it or not, I will sue the heaven!Don't push me!

At this moment, what Xu Luo'an never expected was that the invitation coupon, which he detested from the bottom of his heart, would be regarded as a treasure by him in the near future.

The formalities by Chi Bu over there were almost completed, and the door to the void to the underworld was opened. Chi Bu stood in front of the door, looking at them with a gentle smile on his face in military uniform: "Comrade Xu, Comrade Pei, thank you." Raising your hand is a standard military salute.

Xu Luo'an was so moved that his eyes turned sour, and hurriedly returned a military salute to him. Pei Xingchen slapped his hand away: "The direction is wrong."

Xu Luoan: ...

Can you go astray at this time?In such a touching scene, you still have to pay attention to these insignificant details, which is a bit annoying!

Standing with his hands behind his back, Pei Xingchen was very pleased: "Old Chi, when you get to the underworld, be a ghost and wait to be reincarnated."

Chi Bu nodded, then looked up at the window, a figure was faintly visible.

Mo Zhu stood in front of Chi Bu: "It's time to go, Chi Bu."

Chi Bubian withdrew his gaze, followed the Lingzhu brothers and sisters and walked slowly back into the Gate of Nothingness. This is a green passage specially approved by the underworld for wandering ghosts. The procedures are simplified and the speed is fast, but the opening time is limited. Get back before closing.

Everything was normal at first, but at the moment when the door was about to close, Chi Bubean suddenly struggled, Mo Ling was startled, and quickly pressed him down and shouted: "Chi Bube, what are you going to do?" Get up and want to defect, are you stupid or stupid or stupid!

Xu Luo'an and Pei Xingchen saw it, and they were also muttering, what is Lao Chi doing?Dare to play tricks in front of the ghost messenger? !Don't die!

Unexpectedly, Chi Bubian just yelled at Xu Luo'an: "I remember! That expert is... Wu... Qi! It's the mountain..."

"Crack!" The door closed.

The surroundings returned to the darkness again, Xu Luo'an and Pei Xingchen looked at each other, and in the cold wind, they could only hear the violent inner roar of the two: Your sister!The keywords are not finished yet, can you still have fun playing? !

Xu Luo'an scratched his hair: "Shameless? Is that the sound?"

Pei Xingchen had black lines all over his head: "It should be Wu Qi!"

Xu Luo'an nodded after thinking about it: "Oh yes, it's the sound, but what did he say after that? Shang? Shang? Shang? Reward?!" My Chinese language is extensive and profound, and there are more than four sounds with the same pronunciation and different words?Arrangement and combination can go to Mauritius, okay!

Pei Xingchen stroked his eyebrows: "I guess it should be the sound of 'mountain'?"

Xu Luoan: ...

Brother, the sound of "Shang" is far from the sound of "Shan", okay?Are you sure it's the sound?

The two of them stood in the cold wind and thought about it, and finally came to the conclusion that I really believed in your evil!Old Chi, if only you could remember it a second earlier!

It's annoying!

Pei Xingchen sighed, and patted Xu Luoan on the shoulder: "Forget it, let's go back."

Holding the corner of the coupon, Xu Luo'an looked at Pei Xingchen with an embarrassing face: "You said, we have been busy these days, what is it for?" Could it be because of such a torn piece of paper that was drawn by hand? !Convex!

Pei Xingchen paused, looked sideways at Xu Luoan, who was drooping his eyebrows, and then looked up at the upstairs. The small window was still emitting a dim light, and suddenly chuckled: "At least a pair of lovers who have crossed life and death have been fulfilled." .”

It also proved that the road I was about to embark on was not so bad.

After the matter around Chi Bu was resolved, Pei Xingchen accompanied Xu Luoan to buy a mobile phone of the same model, and then booked a train ticket to go home.For students, the winter vacation is only half over, but for those who travel far, it is time to leave home.

The train station is overcrowded, and there are people on and off the platform.Pei Xingchen looked at the little bastard huddled in the crowd in a funny way, and then thought of a pretentious sentence for some reason: every parting is for the next reunion.

However, not all separations can usher in a reunion, such as Lao Chi and Grandma Wang.

The train rumbled away, and those who saw off relatives and friends had anticipation and anxiety in their eyes, because they didn't know when the next reunion would come?I don't know if there will be a next time?Will this time's parting be a farewell?

What exactly does reunion mean? It means that Xu Luo'an prepared meals at home and waited for his father who came back late. It meant that Pei Xingchen stood at the door of the house taking a deep breath and finally pressed the doorbell. My mother-in-law dug out the yellowed photos and rubbed them over and over again.

When the time distance is shortened, reunion becomes a kind of spiritual comfort.