[Zhongyingmei] I just want to be a quiet good person

"My dear baby boy!" Baal threw Solomon down excitedly, and he kept rubbing against Solomon.At this time, Solomon had already finished his cake.

And why did Baal come in such a hurry?That's because every time Baal goes home, he has to settle accounts with a guy whose name is capitalized in four English letters.

"Jehovah!"

Baal, a pagan god, always wants to break into heaven, which makes heaven very difficult to do.Michael in this world was originally notified by his subordinates that there was a demon invasion, but it turned out that it was Baal who came, a false alarm. "When you meet this Excellency in the future, just let him go."

"But what he broke into was the resting place of FATHER." This angel was obviously a novice, and an angel with a little experience knew who Baal was.

"This is what He acquiesced." Michael pulled the novice angel away, in case there was any accidental injury, it would be bad.

God has just created a new world for his subordinates, and he is resting tiredly, but he hears Baal's lion roar, "What did I do again?" God feels very helpless every time he sees Baal, but his arrival tells him , Solomon is back.

With an attitude of indulgence and acquiescence, God silently listened to Baal's nagging, or complaining?He was as loving as Baal was his child, but everyone knew they had times of immortality in the past.

"Then what can I do for you?" God listened to Baal complaining that he sent Solomon to the world of World War II, but it was like a person telling a salesperson that his hair has grown, God can't do anything Make amends to Solomon who has suffered.

"We all hope that the child Solomon can live a good life, but his mortal body cannot guarantee this. I can only make him an angel, but he has too many sins, and I can't do it for him at all." What. What is the purpose of his endless reincarnation, so that he can stay with you all the time? Should I make him a lonely ghost in hell or a half-blood angel who can only stay in heaven, and you will Are you happy?" There was reluctance and sadness in God's eyes.

There was a flash of struggle in Baal's eyes, and God added fuel, "As long as you want, I will do anything for you, as long as you order."

"But you are the master of this world now! Can't you change the rules for Solomon?" Baal has never regretted that he lost in the original battle, but if he didn't lose, so what? Maybe you know the kid Solomon?

"He is my child, and I love him more than anyone else, but the thread of fate is beyond my control."

Angels are the children of God, and although Solomon’s blood is impure, he is now considered to be a child, and Baal regards Solomon as his own child. Baal does not understand Jehovah’s little thinking, but the premise is not to make the child suffer. ?

"Solomon regards the Jews as his own relatives, so he hurts them, and the Jews are also your people?" If he treats his own people so badly, God is actually dead.

God also feels that he has never had any regrets. Fate made him the master, but at that time, he was really fascinated. He actually borrowed the power of the three goddesses of fate, and now he has to pay for what he did at the beginning. Eternal price.

Even his beloved had to leave him forever, God watched Baal leave angrily, he stayed alone in his palace, and sighed deeply.

Baal, who felt angry, got comfort from Solomon, and Baal got angry from God every time, but Solomon really sometimes didn't understand why Baal did this.One hundred and eight ways for the elderly to show their affection?

It can be said that he has been single for tens of thousands of years, but in the 40 years of his reign alone, he has had countless lovers Solomon, and Dantalion, who has been unrequitedly in love for tens of thousands of years plus 40 years, sometimes I really don’t understand why Baal and God want to They are so chattering, but they can't explain clearly, and they don't understand their little things.

The leader of heaven, Michael, has been planning the Second Coming of the Messiah, but suddenly found that the Holy Mother 2.0 they designated was missing, and he mobilized the power of the entire church to look for it, "My stupid brother must have been provoking Baal, he just Didn't realize why the power of hell has been weakened so much over the years, is it because of this incident?" Michael, who was eager to bring his brother back, completely ignored the comrades around him.

Metatron*, as one of the few half-breed angels like Solomon, he is respected because he can always hear the decree of the gods, but Michael, this guy has a problem of being distracted when he is nervous, and sometimes it can be harmful!I don't want to be forced to listen to Metatron in the corner. Sometimes I feel very helpless.

(Metatron, Metatron, Secretary of Heaven, Enoch was converted by Michael, ascended to heaven and became an angel)

Baal, who returned to the main world, was extremely busy, not only because he had too many identities, but also because he took over the job of the three monarchs of hell under the instigation of that dead child Lucifer. But he had to wear a disgusting fly mask, "Who scriptwriter told you that the ghost king Beelzebub must be a fly!"

"Master Beelzebub is so angry, is it really okay for us to do this?" Azazel was a little afraid of teasing Baal. When he was a guardian angel, Azazel had seen Baal show off his power.

And Lucifer, who is a bear child no matter which world, has no pressure at all. What's more, Baal is obviously his stepmother, "It's okay, of course the Lord of the Flies must be a fly!" Does it really matter that the monarch is only Lucifer in human form?Although the quality in hell is not high, it doesn't mean that the Three Sovereigns can't even transform into a human form!

Although he was very unhappy in his heart, Baal, who didn't show it on his face, was naturally speechless to Lucifer's silly boy, but if it was a daily office job, it would be meaningless at all!

Baal's help to Lucifer is conditional. Lucifer can get some good things for Baal, some good things that can impress Solomon, and they can't conflict with what Solomon already has. This is a bit difficult, so Baal thinks that after Lucifer finds it, the same , he refused, which is a time-saving and labor-saving method.

Lucifer sometimes felt that it was a wrong decision to ask Baal for help. He forgot how many things were in Solomon's treasure house, "Solomon is not an angel, he is a devil*, right, right?"

(It is recorded in the Bible that one of the symbols of the devil is the dragon.)

Baal was very unhappy to handle the official business of Hell. It was obviously that kid Lucifer who asked him to help, so why did he have to do this kind of paperwork now? Isn’t strength in a place like Hell can explain everything?

"Even hell has begun to fall."

In order to meet the situation, Baal put on reading glasses and started working for the "stepson", "Find someone to kill that Virgin 2.0." Baal shouted in the hall of hell, and many demons laughed when they heard this name for the new Virgin. A voice came, and a demon named Nergal* responded, "My lord, please entrust me with this 'sacred' task."

(*Nergal, Nergal, is said to be Solomon's 72 Demon God, but I don't count him here. He is Constantine's old enemy, and he can be regarded as a true love-level enemy to Constantine)

Baal glanced at Nergal, and Nergal bowed his head respectfully. He couldn't look directly at Baal, because the image of the fly was too ugly, but if he laughed, Baal would probably become furious and kill him.

Nergal volunteered, mainly to be able to find his dear Mr. Constantine to play with. Although after the Newcastle incident, Nergal has probably been on Constantine's blacklist, but "your soul belongs to me" is a classic devil's proposal But definitely not a fake*. Nergal will never give up on Constantine, he has bound Constantine since he was a child, and for so many years, he will never let him go.

(During the Newcastle incident, Negal told Constantine that his (and the murdered little girl) souls belonged to him, and he also cursed Constantine's teammates who were present at the time, and the result was early won the title of Constantine's most scumbag teammate in history)

"Go ahead, you don't have to be obsessed with this, as long as you can prevent the Messiah from coming again." Baal began to think about Solomon, and when the things on Lucifer's side were over, they left immediately, and Lucifer's things would always be One after another, endlessly.Sometimes I really want to strangle Lucifer, that damn kid. (As expected of a stepmother)

Baal, he'd hired a demon with a good head to help him with his duties, so he'd have time to smoke a cigar and watch Solomon in his crystal ball.

And Solomon finally remembered one thing, "By the way, I saw a poor guy in London who was dumped by his boyfriend. I have to go and see how he is now."

Dantalion has no objection, "As long as you have fun, remember to come back early."

And the poor guy Solomon was talking about being dumped by his boyfriend was struggling to move.

I really don't know whether Solomon's participation is good or bad. Let's observe 10 minutes of silence for Dr. Watson first.

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