Mulberry Empress

It hurts a lot when rooting, but the rest is fine.But it's been so long, and I don't feel the pain anymore.Why?Do you believe me? "That's when he looked at Zhang Chi in disbelief.

Zhang Chi laughed: "Fool, only the two of us know what I said to Mrs. Sangshu. Since you can tell it, how could I not believe you?"

"I'm not a woman, it's all the old stonemason's fault!" Sang Ming immediately exploded when he heard the word "Sang Shu Niang Niang".

"Yes yes yes, it's not the mulberry lady, it's my daughter-in-law Xiaoming." Zhang Chi immediately coaxed him.

"Who... who is your wife?" Sang Ming's face was as red as a tomato.

Zhang Chi smiled, and stopped provoking his children: "Then you have completed your merits and virtues now?"

Sang Ming shook his head: "Not yet. Anyway, I have escaped from the predicament, and it doesn't matter if my merits are complete or not."

"Then if one day your merits and virtues are consummated, where do you want to go back and report on your work?"

Sang Ming shook his head again: "The Emperor of Heaven has been ignoring the affairs of the world for a long time, and I am too lazy to work for him."

"Then keep it!" Zhang Chi couldn't help pinching Sang Ming's red ears.

"what?"

"I'll find you a job."

Sang Ming was still a little confused.

"Didn't you say that you will support me after you marry me?"

Although Sang Ming was ashamed, he still replied loudly: "Okay!"

Zhang Chi was very happy, and said in a pretentious manner: "I suddenly want to eat mulberries..."

"Why is this so difficult? I will fetch some for you!"

"But I don't want to eat ordinary mulberries."

"Then what mulberries do you want to eat?"

"I want to eat the mulberries on your body."

"I'm going to get it from the real person."

"It's too late!"

"Zhang Chi, what are you doing? The fiancée can't get along with each other... um..."

Zhang Chi threw him on the bed and closed the door behind him.Sang Ming wanted to say something, but he sealed it with another kiss.

No way, who told him to love eating mulberries so much?

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It's over, there are still a few small episodes, please wait for me for a day to make txt children's shoes!

Thank you Dandan for matching this article with a very cute painting (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

【Extras】

①About work:

Zhang Chi felt that it was most convenient for Sang Ming to do gardening work, after all, Sang Ming had a golden finger on him.Sang Ming felt that doing so was pure cheating, and lost the meaning of working hard to support his family.However, after he tried several professions, he found that it was better to grow flowers and plants silently.the reason is simple--

Every human being is crazy about him!

"Is this gentleman so outstanding?" He obviously cut his hair short and tried to be an ordinary human being.

"Not outstanding."

"what is that?"

"It's unique!" Zhang Chi's expression was a little obsessed, "That's why I don't want people to see you."

"..."

Later, Sang Ming followed Zhang Chi's wish and became a professional animal rescue master, sometimes earning more than Zhang Chi, but I won't mention that for the time being.

②About cats:

Although Sang Ming's working hours are not fixed, he always goes home before 06:30 in the evening to watch his favorite cartoons, so Zhang Chi has to go home on time to cook for Sang Ming.But recently Zhang Chi found that Sang Ming came back later every day, and sometimes he didn't even watch cartoons.

In a corner of the community garden, Sang Ming was teasing the cat with a leaf.

"If you want to raise it, take it home!" The late autumn wind was chilly, although he knew that Sang Ming was not easy to get sick, Zhang Chi was still a little worried when he saw him squatting there in unlined clothes.

"Huh? But don't you dislike cats?"

"It's not that annoying, as long as you like it." Zhang Chi is actually afraid of cats, but he thinks he can overcome this problem for Sang Ming.

So there was an extra cat named Xiaolan in the house.

Later, Sang Ming told Zhang Chi that he had a crush on cats because when he was a mulberry tree, he liked cats to rub against him and climb up and down.So that night, Zhang Chi followed the example of a cat and touched his mulberry lady all over.

③About swimming:

For some well-known reason, Chi can't swim.Sang Ming felt that it was very dangerous not being able to swim. Wan Zhangchi and Xiao Lan fell into the river together. Which one should he save? 【Hello

So in the summer, Sang Ming took Zhang Chi to learn swimming.The swimming pool was full of people, and Sang Ming was so annoyed that he could bump into a couple within a few meters.

"How can there be so many couples running to swim!"

Zhang Chi reminded in a low voice: "We are also a couple."

"...The human swimming pool is too small, so there's no room for it?"

"The river is relatively empty, but I'll drown."

As a result, only half an hour later, Sang Ming dragged Zhang Chi away with no interest.

later?

Later, Sang Ming successfully taught Xiaolan how to swim.

④About tree cutting:

The botanical garden had to cut down an old tree because of the re-planning of the park, and Lao Zhao regretted it very much.Sang Ming went to have a look, and found that it was an osmanthus tree that was about to open up its spiritual wisdom.

"What to do? It's a pity to let it die like this." Sang Ming asked Zhang Chi.

Zhang Chi touched his chin: "Let's play tricks!"

Then incredible events began to happen around the sweet-scented osmanthus tree.Some people heard the trees singing, and they were out of tune.Others found that things around the tree had been moved inexplicably, appearing far away every time.Even on the drawings of the park reconstruction, weird cat paw prints suddenly appeared on the part of the sweet-scented osmanthus tree.Although the botanical garden secretly invited eminent monks, it didn't work.

After a series of incidents, the leaders of the botanical garden finally couldn't take it anymore, so they had to keep the sweet-scented osmanthus trees, and moved some other kinds of sweet-scented osmanthus trees to plant together.Later, a friend with a Mohawk head sent a lot of sweet-scented osmanthus tea to Zhang Chi's house...

⑤About my cousin:

Because of his cousin's incredible role in getting to know Sang Ming, Zhang Chi decided to visit his aunt when he returned to his hometown.

Cousin is still stupid.Zhang Chi asked if Sang Ming could be saved, and Sang Ming shook his head and said that this person had stepped on a natural spiritual root, and he had to wait for the reincarnation of the spiritual root to end this grievance, and no one else could interfere.Zhang Chi had no choice but to leave a lot of money for his aunt's family as a thank you.

On the way home, Zhang Chi couldn't help sighing, it turned out that stepping on flowers and plants is so terrible...

⑥One hundred ways to eat mulberries:

Because Zhang Chi's enthusiasm for eating mulberries has risen to an unbelievable level, when Sang Ming found a notebook in Zhang Chi's drawer that read "One Hundred Ways to Eat Mulberries", he was extremely ashamed and angry!

"How can you write about us?!"

"Huh? Have you read it?"

"Not yet." Sang Ming opened the notebook, "Mulberry white fungus soup, mulberry steamed buns, fruit tart, mulberry white chocolate mousse... What are these things?"

"In the dessert recipe I saw recently, I specially extracted the mulberry part." Zhang Chi looked innocent.

Sang Ming: "..."

"But thinking about it this way, my usual 'eating methods' are really not enough, why don't we change the taste tonight!"

In the evening, Zhang Chi spread the freshly made mulberry milk juice on Sang Ming's body, and had a hearty meal...

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I finally finished writing, thanks to the colleagues who provided me with inspiration, and thank you for being with me all the time (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

Next, I’m going to fix my LJJ’s new hole first, and then write out a bunch of memes when I have time, see you next time~