I heard you mix six doors gl

After the old man coughed with his handkerchief in his hand, he raised his head and saw Su Jingyun staring at him dumbfounded, not surprising.He stuffed the handkerchief into his bosom, looked Su Jingyun up and down, and asked, "Hurry up with the six gates?"

"Yes."

"The second south gate?"

"Yes."

"On duty today?"

"No, come back and do something."

The old man said: "Since you are not on duty, why would a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl wrap her hair around her chest and wear a black dress so that people can't tell the difference between men and women? If you didn't open your mouth, I would still think you are just a beautiful woman." man."

Su Jingyun had a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat, and he didn't know how to refute.She thinks the old man is too girly, but the old man thinks she is too manly, does the crow laugh at the black pig? "

The old man said again: "This world is really weird. The art of disguise is so exquisite that few people in the world can beat it. Now walking on the street, I see a group of men painted and squirmed, there is no need to cover up, there is no Masculinity as a man should be. Sad, sad."

Sir, you...

Su Jingyun looked at the white corner of the old man's chest, and tried to defend herself: "I didn't wrap my chest..."

The uncle nodded: "Then eat more bird's nests with snow clams to nourish your yin and beautify your complexion."

Su Jingyun asked: "Master, do you have special experience?"

The old man said, "I'm telling you!"

Su Jingyun said: "Okay, okay, I'll listen, I'll listen."

The old man said: "Then you..."

As soon as he said three words, the big fat cat lying on the ground started meowing. The beards stood up.The old man looked down, and the cat's pupils narrowed sharply, and even its cry became softer.

"Meow~~~~~~"

At the beginning, the three-flowered cat was only bound with its four paws, but later it kept tossing and making a fuss, and Su Jingyun put a plaster on it. In the end, except for its two ears, its whole body was covered tightly with dog skin plaster.

The mouth, four claws and other places with less hair are easy to deal with, but the rest of the place is a big headache for Su Jingyun.Now the conversation returned to the cat, Su Jingyun squatted down, poked the furry cat's ears, and became worried again.

The old man asked, "What's the matter with the cat?"

Su Jingyun let out a long sigh: "The head of the Ministry of Punishment lost a tortoiseshell tomcat, and the head's wife came to the six doors to cry every day. Head Li asked me to take care of the matter for the head's wife. I've been looking for it for almost half a month, so it's an arrest. to a similar one."

The old man also squatted down, but his posture was correct, completely different from the carefree Su Jingyun.

He stretched out his fingers and touched the hind legs of Sanhua Big Fat Cat, only to hear a numbing meow, and Sanhua Big Fat Cat's tail wrapped around stickyly, sweeping back and forth on the old man's fingers.

Su Jingyun shuddered, originally thought that the cat liked pretty girls, but now she has no morals, even teasing old men in their [-]s and [-]s.

"Do you think this cat looks like the owner's cat?"

"Why not, a tortoiseshell male cat, fat, with four paws walking on snow..."

"The cat is female."

"what?"

"female."

The old man pointed to the cat's tail, and before he could tell Su Jingyun to look at it, Su Jingyun reached over and touched the cat's buttocks.

"You...can't you be a little more reserved!"

Fat Mao is used to eating other people's tofu, but this is the first time someone eats tofu, and the cat's fur stands on end in fright.Su Jingyun touched the fat cat's buttocks, and sat down on the ground slumped: "It's over, it's really a female."

The old man said: "Three-flowered tortoiseshell cats, most of them are female cats, and the male and female cats are easy to distinguish. Why don't you make sure before you go to work?"

Su Jingyun said angrily: "How do I know, even cats like to play the game of grinding mirrors and dividing peaches now! This cat is rubbing against the little lady in Xunma Lane every day, how do I know that she is a mother?"

The fat cat flicked its big tail, and Meow Meow mocked Su Jingyun for not distinguishing between male and female. Su Jingyun tapped it on the head: "□□!"

"Don't be so reckless." When Su Jingyun was angry, the old man actually removed the dog skin plaster from the cat. After being knocked, the cat slipped into the old man's arms aggrievedly. The old man stroked its head with gentle movements Delicate, the cat makes a comfortable purring sound.

The old man said: "Girl, don't be so reckless. Isn't this cat cute?"

Su Jingyun said, "It's okay."

The old man said, "Touch it."

Su Jingyun said: "My hands are heavy."

The old man took Su Jingyun's hand and placed it on top of the cat's head.Once, again, the feeling of fluff covering the palm of the hand is indeed... quite wonderful.

The cat is really cute.

Su Jingyun looked like a girl drunk, and the old man looked at her with a smile on his face.

Really interesting guy.She looks fierce on the outside, but on the inside, she is really a teenage girl.

Su Jingyun has practiced martial arts for many years, how can she not feel this strange gaze, she turned her head, but the old man did not hide, so she asked: "What do you think I am doing?"

The old man said: "I didn't do anything, I just wanted to say that I remembered what I told you just now. I have something to do, so go ahead."

What did you just say?

Su Jingyun was slightly puzzled, what did the old man talk to her just now?Make her wear a dress?Let her eat bird's nest and snow clams?Let her be more reserved and not touch the cat's ass?Let her touch the cat?

The uncle simply practiced himself, teaching Su Jingyun how to be a good girl correctly.Su Jingyun was a little moved, although the uncle is a bit of a mother, he is really a good uncle.

Turning his head to see the back of the old man leaving, his waist was slender, and he was overwhelmed like the wind, and a feeling of being the same as a fallen man in the end of the world rose in his heart.The two of them walked together, which really had the meaning of "two rabbits walking side by side, and An Neng can tell whether I am male or female".

In the same situation, Su Jingyun unexpectedly found a bosom friend among the vast crowd.

Although it wasn't long before Su Jingyun discovered that the uncle was actually pretending to be good at all, the real bosom friend should actually be her and the fierce and domineering little lady who loves to hook up with Sanhua, who has too much fat on her buttocks and looks like a cat's balls fat cat.