Do not cheat

"Ah! I can't do it anymore, I can't hold on anymore, ah..." A cry came from a male dormitory at XX University.The curtains in front of the window were closed, and the room was a bit dark. A boy was sitting in front of the computer, and the light from the computer reflected his slightly ferocious face.

A pillow flew over, hit the boy on the back of the head, and fell to the ground.A voice on the bed roared: "Dead fish, how many times have I told you, don't make such a sound!"

Yu Zhou rubbed his head and said aggrievedly, "What's wrong? I just yelled twice."

Wu Wei got up from the bed and put down the tablet in his hand: "You yell so loudly, people think I fucked you."

"Damn, you dead turtle!" Yu Zhou reached out and picked up the pillow on the ground, threw it back on him, and said angrily, "Why did you XXOO me, why didn't I XXOO you?"

Wu Wei took a look at Yu Zhou, then smiled contemptuously and said, "It's just you, the one with slender arms and legs, and your hair hasn't even grown yet, you still want to fuck me?"

Yu Zhou curled his lips: "Hmph, you want me to come, but I'm not interested yet."

At this moment, the door opened, and Lin Lifeng walked in. He put down the book in his hand, looked at the two of them like fighting cocks, and asked, "What's the matter with you? I heard you two arguing as soon as I entered the corridor. It's usually not good." like a person?"

Yu Zhou turned around, tapped the keyboard, and said in his mouth: "The dead turtle hit me on the head again! Don't you know that the more you hit, the more stupid you become? I am already miserable. If you don't comfort me, you will add insult to injury!"

Lin Lifeng smiled, Yu Zhou and Wu Wei were always so noisy, others thought they had a bad relationship, but in fact it was just the opposite, the two grew up together and went to this university together, they have a good relationship.

"What's the matter with you, my young master?" Wu Wei got up, put on his slippers, and came over to rub his hair.

"You know that I've been writing novels online recently. I've been writing for several days, and I've coded nearly [-] words. However, the click-through rate is only in the [-]s, and there are only two favorites. I really can't keep going. It hurts my heart too much." Yu Zhou said with a bitter face.

Wu Wei patted him on the shoulder and said helplessly, "Anyway, no one forces you to write if you want to, and don't if you don't want to. What's the trouble with that?"

"I want more people to see it." Yu Zhou whispered.

Lin Lifeng had already walked to the door, but when he heard Yu Zhou's words, he turned back and asked, "What novel does Yu Zhou write? Let me help you promote it to the students. If all the students in our school read your novel, you Isn't the click-through rate high?"

Yu Zhou didn't want to tell him that he was writing Danmei novels. Does that mean he came out publicly?

He hadn't decided how to answer, Wu Wei started there: "Come on, you should do what you should do. It's not like you don't know, this kid is passionate about everything for 3 minutes. I don't know if this novel can do it." How long has it been writing! Last time I said I wanted to embroider cross-stitch, I bought such a large picture, but I put it down after a few stitches, saying that the needle holes were too small and too dense to see his eyes; and that time, I said I wanted to go to the gym, but I got my swimming card, so I stopped going after two visits, saying that swimming in the winter was too troublesome; and last time, I said I wanted to join the cos club, but I made an appointment with them, but let it go Pigeons..."

Hearing this, Yu Zhou couldn't sit still anymore, closed his notebook, and said angrily, "Huh, am I that unreliable? The cross-stitch is no longer embroidered, not because you said that keeping your head down is not good for the cervical spine. Okay? I also said that embroidery is a bitch. Going swimming in winter is troublesome. Wearing so many clothes, you have to take them off back and forth. Didn’t I think I would wait until summer? And that time social activity….."

Wu Wei interrupted him and said, "The question is, can you swim? It's like a real thing. You also learned how to swim like others, and you can't even dog-plan."

"Just learn it if you don't know how."

Seeing that the two of them met, Lin Lifeng knew that they were going to quarrel again, so he said with a smile: "Go ahead, I'll go first." He said and went out.

Seeing Lin Lifeng leave on Monday, he stopped talking, snorted, and began to change clothes.

Wu Wei asked, "Why are you going?"

"I have an appointment for dinner." Yu Zhou put on his coat in a good mood, "Hey, let me borrow your scarf."

Wu Wei glared at him, "With whom? Which handsome guy?"

"How can there be a handsome guy? I think so. It's Wang Nan." Yu Zhou zipped up and said with a sad face, "Why are there so few handsome guys in our School of Environment?"

Wu Wei handed him the scarf, and said jokingly, "It's not that there are few handsome guys in your academy, it's that there are few handsome and gay guys."

Yu Zhou put on the scarf and nodded: "Yes, there are too few people as handsome as me."

Wu Wei tapped his head: "Narcissism."

"Damn, you hit me on the head again." Yu Zhou protested, rubbing his head.

Wu Wei smiled and said: "I see that the grassroots of your college, Chen Hongfei of marine science is pretty good, do you like that type?"

"Chen Hongfei? I don't have any impression. If it's a courtyard grass, it should be very handsome, right? Unfortunately, I haven't seen it. You don't have to worry about me. I have someone I like." Yu Zhou stretched his clothes.

"Who? Just that male god on your internet?" Wu Wei sat on the bed.

"Yes, I am loyal to him." Yu Zhou put on his boots, stood up straight, and asked, "Look, how do I look in this suit?"

Wu Wei looked Yu Zhou up and down, and saw that he was wearing a short light beige down jacket, tight jeans, and his own plaid scarf, showing his palm-sized face, and nodded: "Well, very handsome. "

Yu Zhou proudly blew a kiss, and said with a smile: "Then I'm leaving, and sister Nan Nan will be nagging again when I'm late. You can eat by yourself, remember not to eat instant noodles, it's not nutritious to keep eating that." After finishing speaking, she left go out.

Wu Wei saw him go out, turned around and lay down on the bed.Yu Zhou really understood himself, he didn't want to go out in such a cold day!Anyway, I'm not hungry yet, when I'm hungry, just eat something.