ventriloquism master

Xia Changyu was about to beat Ah Da into a national treasure, beating him so badly that he knelt down and begged for mercy, his nose burst into tears.

After all, Ah Da was a servant, and he didn't dare to fight back, so he could only speak cleverly, saying that there were seniors and juniors, and he was instigated by others, forced or something.

Listening to Ah Da's words, Xia Changyu couldn't help sneering in her heart, thinking about taking a break, just listening to three episodes for a penny at the gate of their courtyard with this fabricated level, playing the leftovers from the Nima TV series, and fooling someone.

Xia Changyu was still relentless. Seeing Ye Feiyu's posture just now, he was about to use a knife. He was kind, and he didn't let the two of them go in and out with a knife.

Seeing that it was almost done, Xia Changyu told them to leave.This time he didn't want to make peace with others, he didn't intend to be as knowledgeable as a woman, but who knew that this person would push his nose in the face, even if he made a sarcasm, it's all poisoned, thankfully there is a bear child, otherwise he will burp , find someone to reason with.

Carrying the food, Xia Changyu said: "Let's go, send this back in its entirety."

Ye Feiyu said, "You've broken your face?"

"Does that woman have face?" Xia Changyu asked back, then thought again, "Forget it, you'd better send it back, when the time comes, just put the dishes on the Master Yuan's table."

With Tong Moxiang's IQ, she can't figure it out when she sees the food without chopsticks and the discolored silver needle. As for what will happen afterwards, I think she, Tong Moxiang, is not a simple eater, and she can't rub the sand in her eyes. Deal with Yuan Xirui, but that woman won't bother him again in a short time.

As for the top priority, he has to calm down, first prepare for the premiere in a week's time, and rush to Xingshi to inquire about the crime, not to mention wasting his own time, really arguing with a woman, it's too cheap, it's not worth it.

Ye Feiyu took the food box and did not leave immediately.

Xia Changyu saw that he didn't move, "What's wrong?"

Ye Feiyu said: "I'm leaving, aren't you alone?"

"Hey, it's okay." Xia Changyu waved his hands, thinking that he was worried about himself, "I'm a big man, am I afraid of meeting some evil people?"

Ye Feiyu said: "It's not because I'm afraid that you will meet evil people."

Xia Changyu was startled, and seeing that he didn't look worried, he instantly understood what he meant, and couldn't help being a little annoyed, and roared: "How old are you, you brat, why are you so full of gossips? Be kind and trust others Once, will it work?"

Ye Feiyu remained silent, her eyes wandering to the woods next to the wooden house.

Xia Changyu wanted to cry so much, this feeling was so simple, he stretched out three fingers, and swore to the sky, "Little ancestor, if I don't run away, whoever wants to run away, how about having a child and turning into a brave man?"

Xia Changyu was a little puzzled, so he snorted and said, "Pixiu is an auspicious beast that wards off evil spirits and generates wealth, you can swear on it."

Xia Changyu was amused, it really wasn't a brain circuit, "Don't you know that Pixiu doesn't have an ass hole?"

Ye Feiyu: "..."

"It's not cute at all, love it or not." Xia Changyu sighed, untied her belt, and walked towards the river.

"What are you doing?" Ye Feiyu knew that he was familiar with water.

"Bath." Xia Changyu turned her head and winked at him, "Do you want to rub my uncle's back?"

Ye Feiyu stared, "Shut up, who is your nephew?"

"Cut." Xia Changyu tilted his head and rolled his eyes, thinking in his heart, a brat with no hair yet, isn't he going to call him uncle, is he going to call him uncle?

Ye Feiyu didn't move at the same place, watching Xia Changyu go further and further away, at this moment, there was a slight movement in the woods, and a figure flashed out with the momentum of thunder.

Ye Feiyu quickly followed the man to the back of the wooden house, his eyes fixed on Xia Changyu's back.

"My lord," Xue Jin cupped his hands.

Ye Feiyu said calmly: "Get rid of Yuan Xirui."

What happened just now, Xue Jin already knew from the woods that Xia Changyu's death was not a pity, but if he hurt his son and ruined the situation, a hundred Yuan Xirui would not be worth it.

He thought for a while, "I'm afraid something is wrong at this time."

Ye Feiyu glanced at Xue Jin. He understood his concerns. If Yuan Xirui was killed at this time, Xia Changyu would definitely be the target. "Order Xue Yi to trouble her."

"This subordinate understands." Xue Jin nodded.

"How about the seeds?"

"do it according to plan."

"Ah."

"The subordinates will retire first."

Ye Feiyu frowned, "Brother..."

Xue Jin bowed, "My lord, the rules cannot be broken."

After all, Xue Jin flashed into the woods with lightning speed, and if he listened carefully, he could only hear the rustling of stepping on the leaves.

Ye Feiyu looked away, and looked at the river again, but Xia Changyu was nowhere to be seen.

With a chill in his heart, he performed lightness kung fu and quickly reached the river, only to see Xia Changyu's white clothes and soap-colored shoes were all placed on a stone.

This river is where the clear springs flowing from the mountain stream gather here. Looking across the entire river, there is no sign of Xia Changyu.

"Xia Changyu! Xia Changyu!" Ye Feiyu had already suffered such a loss last time. No matter how rational and calm he was, he was only a 17-year-old child after all. His voice was a little anxious. He went into the river without taking off his clothes, shoes and socks. Wet his lower body.

After half a sound, the water was still rushing, and the voice was pleasant, Ye Feiyu slapped the river surface angrily, splashing drops of water, "Xia Changyu, you bastard!"

Before he finished speaking, a huge object suddenly appeared in front of Ye Feiyu, and he saw water splashing in all directions and blue waves rippling. He turned his head and raised his arms to block the splash of the river water on his face, for fear that there would be something wrong with the wet leather mask question.

"Hahahaha, are you surprised?"

Hearing this mischievous voice, Ye Feiyu breathed a sigh of relief and at the same time couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment, "Xia Changyu!!"

Ye Feiyu put down her arm in resentment, because she was a little strong, she couldn't help but patted the water, and saw the river water flying beads splashing jade, which looked like crystal clear pearls under the sunlight.

"Here, little bear, big fish." Xia Changyu held up a plump crucian carp, with a harmless smile on his face, his eyes as beautiful as peach blossoms were like crescent springs in the desert, and his pupils cut water, vivid and moving.

Ye Feiyu: "..."

Seeing his constipated expression, Xia Changyu secretly thought that something was wrong, maybe he would scare other people's children. After all, if he disappeared, the child would suffer. Thinking of this, he couldn't bear it. What are you doing diving for fish?

At this time, the crucian carp in Xia Changyu's hand was dying and struggling. His hands were full of water. Seeing that the fish was about to slip away, he wanted to put it in his arms, but his upper body was naked. At the very moment, Xia Changyu stuffed it directly into Ye Feiyu's chest. in the arms.

Ye Feiyu: "..."

"It's dangerous, it's dangerous." Xia Changyu let out a long breath.

Because Ye Feiyu was wearing clothes, there was a lot of friction, and the crucian carp did not escape, but it made close contact with him, making him hug a fish, and Xia Changyu kept pressing it without letting go, changing the angle, as if he was touching it. Ye Feiyu's chest.

Ye Feiyu's face turned green, and there was a slight smell on the wooden bed, which he couldn't avoid, let alone this crucian carp with a strong fishy smell.

"Take it away." Ye Feiyu said in a deep voice, this was already his limit, and veins appeared on his forehead.

"I don't have any clothes on. I'm slippery. You can hold me. Uncle will cook fish soup for you later, ah." Xia Changyu said to herself.

"I said take it away!" Ye Feiyu roared, holding Xia Changyu's hand with one hand, covering the fish with the other, and using his internal force, he threw it to the shore.

Xia Changyu didn't know what he was doing, and thought that his conscience had found out that he was going to release him. He didn't want to be merciful at this time, because his Wu Zang Temple was about to rebel.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Xia Changyu was startled, and stopped him. Because he didn't wear shoes, he stepped on a river crab and got his toe pinched. With a pain, he felt weightless and threw himself directly on Ye Feiyu.

Unexpectedly, Ye Feiyu subconsciously hugged Xia Changyu's waist. Although he practiced martial arts, he was still underage, and Xia Changyu was a grown man no matter how slender he was, and he was a little taller than him. Make a huge splash.

Ye Feiyu: "..."

Xia Changyu: "..."

Ye Feiyu got out quickly, swiped the river water from her face, and checked the leather mask without any traces, and found nothing abnormal.

At this time, Xia Changyu also jumped out of the river, holding his feet with both hands, "Hurry up, get it off, your feet are pinched, crabs, crabs, your feet are pinched."

Ye Feiyu was still angry, and was about to get angry, but when she saw Xia Changyu's pitiful look, she felt compassion, took his arm and drove him, put one arm around his waist, exerted strength with her feet, People get to the shore.

"Hold on, does it hurt that much?" Ye Feiyu forcefully opened the crab's clamp and said indifferently.

When Xia Changyu saw Ye Feiyu standing and talking without back pain, he burst into anger, and shouted: "Try it!"

Ten fingers to heart, okay, even Schwarzenegger can't handle it, okay! !

Ye Feiyu snorted. Seeing his feet were bruised and bleeding, she was hesitant to bandage him. Seeing him like this, luckily she just stood up and ignored him, and straightened her wet clothes by herself.

Xia Changyu is so aggrieved!

The bear boy doesn't believe him, he can understand, if he doesn't send a food box back, he won't send it back, but he catches fish and cooks fish soup, he is not eating it alone, so why don't you help me, as for such a cleanliness, it's an old lady of it?

I was so unlucky that I was pinched by a crab, and he is still so fucking, this world, the people here, damn it!

Xia Changyu stopped talking to him, got up and limped to the stone, without wiping off the water on his body, picked up the clothes on top and held them in his hands, angrily walked towards the wooden house, seeing the crucian carp that was thrown to death, he felt even more angry Oh, what are the dead fish eyes staring at!

Xia Changyu had nowhere to vent her anger, and kicked the fish a few meters away.

"I rely on..."

But he used his injured foot.

Xia Changyu thought all the way, walking 1.6 meters by 1.7 meters all the way back to the wooden house, leaving a row of wet footprints.

Ye Feiyu glanced at Xia Changyu. His upper body was naked, his skin was fair, and under the sunlight, it exuded the luster of milk. His lower body was soaked with obscene pants and stuck to his thighs and buttocks. The curves were faintly visible, which not only made people imagine.

Ye Feiyu pursed her lips, looked away, looked at the fish on the ground for a moment, and then turned her gaze back to Xia Changyu's back.