ventriloquism master

The performance venue is still set up in the center of the hall, with several low tables on which are placed tea, fruit, and hibiscus cake.

The layout of the entire venue this time is pastoral style, delicate and elegant, graceful and chic.

In order to increase the sense of smell and visual sense of the guests, Xia Changyu specially suggested that Tong Moxiang move a few pots of flowers and plants in the hall in advance, and communicated with him about the "lighting effect".

Tong Moxiang is a quick-witted person, she can see through a little bit, and immediately added some calla lilies on both sides of the stage, and placed a pot of jasmine on the low table of the guests, which was white and elegant, with a strong aroma.

The most exaggerated thing is that she ordered someone to move a rockery in, and specially repaired the pond. There is a bowl lotus sleeping in the pond. Under the delicate and small leaves, you can see the red ingot parrot fish, the god of wealth fish, the pearl scale goldfish and other cute animals swimming. elf.

On this day, Lin Xueyi lived up to her name, dressed in a light-colored brocade, dotted with pink peach blossoms, which made his skin look as smooth as fat, and his appearance was calm and leisurely.

And Tong Moxiang is still dressed in red, elegant and graceful, with a flower tint on his forehead, beautiful eyes looking forward, looking forward to shine.

The two stood outside the gate of Moxiangyuan in person, welcoming the dignitaries and nobles in Pingcheng, but when they saw an old man with strong muscles and bones coming to the door, Tong Moxiang smiled happily and couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. Winking at Lin Xueyi, let her lead the way, lead people into the garden, and arrange the seat.

Tong Moxiang raised her hand to touch her hair accessories, and asked the servant beside her with a coquettish smile, "Is my hairstyle okay?"

The servant looked servile and coquettish, and said with a smile: "Oh, Master, your outfit today is absolutely amazing."

"Stop being glib," Tong Moxiang pretended to be annoyed, raised her chin, and glanced at the brothels of other houses, all with expressions of satisfaction, "Hmph, this Fireworks Lane is about to change in the future."

The boy gave a thumbs up and said, "That's right, after Mr. Xia enters the palace to perform, our Moxiangyuan family will be the only one."

Tong Moxiang was very satisfied, and nodded the servant's forehead, "Little brat, you are sweet-talking, go, and get a reward from the cashier later."

The servant thanked Dade, "Thank you, Master."

The distinguished guests also received it, so Tong Moxiang twisted the waist of the water snake, turned around, and was about to enter the garden, to discuss tonight's show, but at this moment, there was a sound of a carriage behind her.

The carriage creaked on the stone road and stopped at the gate of Moxiangyuan. The groom jumped out of the carriage, opened the curtain, and helped down an old man. Tong Moxiang took a closer look, who else would it be if it wasn't Wu Zhengdao.

Tong Moxiang snorted coldly in his heart, the old guy must have grown grass in his heart, he must have heard the wind and knew that there was a "big fish" in the garden today, so he rushed to hear the news.

Standing on the steps, she watched arrogantly Wu Zhengdao walking towards her step by step, without bowing her knees and stepping forward to help her.

"Yo, who is this? What kind of wind brought you here?" Tong Moxiang was so angry that she didn't open her eyes to look at Wu Zhengdao, she was already on fire.

"Master Tong Yuan is really a noble man who forgets things so much. In a few days, the old man will forget the old man?" Wu Zhengdao said as if nothing happened, his shamelessness reached the highest level.

"Hey, Mr. Wu, don't say that other people are nobles, who can afford it!" Tong Moxiang looked at the garden, knowing that it was about to start, and he was not in a hurry to give the old guy a shame for a while. Anyway, the future will be long, this time Liang Zi finally tied the knot, so he snorted and walked into the hall.

Unexpectedly, Wu Zhengdao also wanted to enter the hall. Tong Moxiang likes money, but he doesn't earn the money he feels wronged.

She really wanted to vent her anger. This old guy slept with her girl for nothing, colluded with Yuan Xirui, and even extorted a lot of money from her. It hurts her to think about it now, let alone that she will soon have a backer, even if she doesn't enter the palace , but also to express this bad breath, so she winked at the servant beside her.

This little guy is probably faster than that Juansheng brain, and he can figure out other people's thoughts. He immediately understood, and arrogantly stopped Wu Zhengdao and the others from the door, with a fake smile on his face and rascally said: "Oh, really Unfortunately, Mr. Wu, did you get an invitation to come to the show today?"

Wu Zhengdao smiled instead of anger, stood up straight, showing his majesty, "Why, the old man also needs an invitation card when he goes in?"

The little servant said twice: "Everyone has to want it, unless I admit that I am not!"

"Bastard!" A big man behind Wu Zhengdao shouted loudly, "How dare you be rude to adults!"

Wu Zhengdao raised his hand to signal to be safe and not to be impatient, his face was ashen, and he said to Tong Moxiang, "Master Tong Yuan, is this going to tear your face?"

Tong Moxiang smiled coquettishly, "What you said, has your lord ever given me shame? If not, how can there be such a shame?"

Wu Zhengdao sneered, "It seems that the owner of the garden doesn't like performing in the palace."

Tong Moxiang didn't know if the national teacher would like this ventriloquist show today, and if he could hug his thigh, he actually didn't know.

But at this moment, he doesn't want to deal with this person any more. It's disgusting, showing his aggressive nature, and cursed: "Old man, don't use chicken feathers as arrows, and don't piss to see what you are. Put the old lady Is this a bank? You don’t want to give you face, you have to scold your heart to be safe? If that’s the case, get out of here quickly, my old lady thinks it’s a needle’s eye to see you.”

"You bastard, how dare you insult the imperial court official!!" After finishing speaking, the big man drew his sword and stepped forward. The little servant had been waiting for a long time. At this time, several people rushed out from behind Tong Moxiang.

For a moment, swords were on the verge of breaking out, and at this moment, a slightly teasing and gentle voice thought: "This Moxiang Garden has changed the program today, are you going to compete at the gate? Or do you have something to do today and thank you behind closed doors?"

Hearing the sound, Tong Moxiang tilted her head, looking for the speaker behind Wu Zhengdao.And Wu Zhengdao also turned his head, and asked with bad words: "Who are you?"

I saw this man open the folding fan with a "wow", with the corners of his mouth curled up indifferently, accepting everyone's gaze.

"At the next ordinary, guest."

Tong Moxiang looked at this person from the beginning to the end. He was seven feet tall, with a handsome appearance, his pupils were cold and shining, his eyebrows were as black as splashed paint, and his emotions were invisible. Although he smiled gently, he couldn't feel the warmth.

Look at the simple and plain clothes, but the blood jade pendant on the waist and the spirit jade ring on the thumb are really high-quality products.

Tong Moxiang had seen countless people, secretly thought that this person was not a thing in the pool, and smiled instantly, "This young man is joking, the Moxiang Garden opens the door to welcome guests, please come inside."

"But, I don't have an invitation."

"Young master is not that shameless bastard at first glance, he is an upright person, what more invitations do you need? It's too late for Mo Xiangyuan to welcome you." Tong Moxiang still didn't forget to sarcasm, seeing Wu Zhengdao's ugly face, follow along It's like not having a bowel movement for a few days.

"Since that's the case, I'm disrespectful," he said, then turned around and bowed to Wu Zhengdao, "Accept."

Tong Moxiang covered her sleeves and smiled, instantly getting a better impression of this man.It's simply pissed off.

Wu Zhengdao was speechless, turned into anger from embarrassment, his chest heaved and fluctuated, and finally he said through gritted teeth, "Tong Moxiang, if you walk too much at night, you will eventually encounter ghosts, just wait." After finishing speaking, he shook his hands and left.

Tong Moxiang sneered, and said in her heart, the old lady is a ghost, and she was afraid of encountering a ghost, meeting a Buddha and killing a Buddha, meeting a ghost and killing a ghost, and said with a smile, "Young master, please."

The man stretched out his hand, "Please."

Tong Moxiang: "Thank you just now, Young Master."

The man closed the folding fan, "You don't need to thank me, I don't like his villainous face either."

"Your surname, sir?" Tong Moxiang brought him to a low table, clapped his hands, and ordered him to serve refreshments.

"My surname is Yu, and each name is named Jin." The man knelt down generously.

"The show is about to start, I'm going to greet others, Mr. Yu, please do what you want."

Yu Jin slowly opened the fan to cover her chin, with a blank face, and glanced at everything around her. When she saw Ye Feiyu on the second floor, she was stunned for a moment, thought carefully, then turned her eyes, searching for something, and saw After the national teacher, he squinted his eyes, and the fundus of his eyes became deeper and deeper.

At this time, the hall instantly became dark, and everyone exclaimed. After a while, the girls holding the lamps slowly turned on the lamps in their hands, and when the light returned to the hall, they suddenly saw Xia Changyu standing in the center of the stage.

If you want to be pretty, be filial.

Today, Xia Changyu's white clothes are like snow, and the double-breasted style makes him look like a tree, extraordinary and refined. He still wears a mask on his face, with yellow roses painted on his forehead.

He arched his hands and bowed to salute, introduced himself and reported the name of the program - "You Ran, Returning to Hermit"

Xia Changyu walked behind the screen, because the weather was a bit muggy tonight, the people who came to the hall for the first time knew what ventriloquist was all about, and it was not uncommon, so they lightly fanned their folding fans to enjoy the cool, and sat and waited for the good show to take place. Indispensable to explore the brain.

Yu Jin closed her fan with a hint of interest on her face.

There was only a sound of lifting the ruler behind the screen, and the hall was immediately silent.

Two rows of girls in the hall dimmed the light of the lamp a little.

Dawn before dawn.

"Hmm—" Xia Changyu's throat made a sound of getting up and stretching from behind the screen.

The eyes of the guests in the hall lit up with such ecstasy and melodious voices, and some accidentally knocked over the fruit plate on the table.

"Little bear? Little bear?" Xia Changyu called out Ye Feiyu's nickname in his own voice.

The person concerned was startled on the second floor, thinking that there was a change, and was about to respond, when the screen switched scenes, and there was a melodious flute sound, remembering that this was the tune that Ye Feiyu often played when he was in the wooden house.

After the sound of the door opening, the sound of the flute stopped, and another male voice thought, "Are you awake? Let's eat."

Then there are a few homely words, just like ordinary couples chatting, opening their mouths and speaking in two voices, there is no sense of disobedience, as if there are two people in the screen, some of the guests think of their wives, and some look like " understand in seconds".

The lights came on again, indicating that the sky was already bright, and the two started farming.

Chicks chirping, watering the flowers, horses grazing in the stables, pattering from the repair of the wooden house, the sound of two people fighting and chasing, adding lantern riddles, poems, Even brain teasers, one question and one answer, complement each other...

The guests couldn't help laughing at the quick turn of the god's reply, but they didn't dare to laugh out loud, for fear of missing the scene behind.

Ye Feiyu looked downstairs with soft eyes, those days together were replaying scenes in his mind, as if it was yesterday.

Then, suddenly there was lightning and thunder in the sky, heavy rain, and flickering candles in the hall. The two hurried back to the wooden house, making a "da da da" sound. After a burst of rain, the two laughed...

The heavy rain changed from moderate rain to light rain, and finally moistened things silently.

……

The lights began to dim, the moonlight was quiet, the sky was like washing, and it was already [-] o'clock in the evening.

The two of them ate Yangchun noodles, one of them gorged themselves, the other took it easy, the other was teasing, and the other listened quietly. After a while, they finally couldn't help it, knocking on the dishes from time to time, making a crisp jingle sound, and the other said seriously: "You can't eat!" Speak, sleep silently!"

"Hahaha, if you don't talk when you sleep, I won't talk anymore."

"Me, sleep raving?"

"Well, you always talk in your sleep."

"What did I say?"

"You say, master, give me another bun, I'm not full."

"Nonsense, I never said... who is your apprentice!"

"You fell asleep, how would you know, anyway, I heard it."

"Shut up."

……

The laughter became weaker and weaker, and was gradually replaced by the sound of crickets outside the house...

The lights in the hall go out.

Just when the guests thought that something they should do at night was about to happen, suddenly, Xia Changyu raised the ruler behind the screen, and the hall was instantly brightly lit.

Xia Changyu thought that the ancients were more tactful and reserved, but he didn't expect that when he came out to call the curtain, there would be thunderous applause and whistles in the hall.

even--

"Hey, why is it gone, what about that one?"

"That's right, what pose!"

"Did the two of you do nothing, Mr. Xia..."

"Do you have any, is it endless, will there be more in a while,..."

"Young Master Xia! Young Master Xia!"

Fuck, what the hell is this! !

What he clearly expressed is a pair of master and apprentice "picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, and seeing Nanshan leisurely", who are two wandering wild cranes, living high in the temple, far away from the rivers and lakes, self-sufficient hermits, why are men and women involved, no , Is there a romance between men and women?

What do you mean without that!

Xia Changyu saw that the situation was not good, so he quickly dodged and ran up the stairs with a "thump, thud, thump". Suddenly he stood still, and a certain answer flashed in his mind, and it exploded instantly.

Could it be, is it rotten? ==

Did he openly sell rot without knowing it?

However, he is obviously a master and apprentice, so what's the matter downstairs begging for more drama and spoilers?

Xia Changyu: "..."

It must have been a, failed show,

definitely is! !

Xia Changyu stepped forward again, wondering if the other party might have misunderstood?

If he misunderstood, he must say, isn't this a confession?

Just as Xia Changyu stood still, Ye Feiyu hugged him tightly, without reservation.

Xia Changyu: "..."

Brother, you are strangling my neck...

"Changyu, I'm very happy." Ye Feiyu said with a smile, and the hot air he exhaled hit Xia Changyu's neck, itching, which made his heart itch.

"You're so happy," Xia Changyu pushed him, "I'm pure..."

"I don't want to hear it!" Ye Feiyu pinched his shoulders and said negatively, "Anyway, you have me in your heart, dare you say you don't?"

Xia Changyu: "..."

Ye Feiyu: "Tell me, you don't have one, but if you tell me, I'll believe it."

Xia Changyu: "I..."

A few seconds later, Xia Changyu couldn't say that.

Ye Feiyu grinned, let go of the shackles, and looked at Xia Changyu who lowered his head and pursed his lips, and raised his chin.

Xia Changyu said angrily, "What are you doing!"

Ye Feiyu blinked, and said as a matter of course: "Kiss you."

Xia Changyu: "..."

Boy, is it a bit fast, I didn't say anything.

Although he didn't say no.

Ye Feiyu looked at his lips, her heart beat a little faster...

At this moment, a trembling voice sounded from downstairs, "Junior Brother Yun, is that you?"