The young master is Lan Xiaoruo

"Master, I'm calling~~Master, answer the phone~~Master, I'm calling~~Master, answer quickly..." As soon as Lan Xiaoruo returned to the rented nest, her phone was messed up. fry.

"I said Lan Xiaoshou, can you always change your unique ringtone?" Lan Xiaoruo pressed the answer button and heard his buddy chattering non-stop on the other end of the phone.

"You damn Huang Yue, call me Xiaoye Lan Xiaoshou again, believe it or not, I will immediately rush into your house with a pair of scissors and castrate you." Upon hearing this even worse address, Lan Xiaoruo immediately exploded road.

As soon as Huang Yue heard that he was in a hurry, his tone immediately turned 360 degrees, "Okay, okay, don't be angry, sir, I will never dare again."

"Huang Yue, can you be any more mean? If you deliberately come to disgust me, then you can get out." Lan Xiaoruo couldn't stand his meanness the most, and didn't bother to talk to him about his convulsions. To hang up.

"Okay, don't hang up the phone, I'm wrong, can't you? I, alas, Xiaoruo, I say you are really boring, and you don't understand any fun." Huang Yue's tone should be as bitter as it is bitter. , just like Yilin's younger sister.

"Get out, your sister, I have a fart interest with you, you dare to provoke the young master, I'm tired of you, be careful that the young master will kill you in minutes."

"Hey, sir, it's someone who doesn't have eyesight who provoked you again. Why is he so angry today? Tell the little one, and the little one will go and kill him for you immediately." The pig head with a memory, just now warned him to be more serious, and he just promised to be cheerful, but forgot the next sentence.

But Lan Xiaoruo was angry at this time, and didn't bother to talk to him about being poor, and said angrily, "Humph, besides that old hag who will never get married in her life, who else can provoke me? You say that I am cute anyway." He is a handsome guy who sees flowers blooming, and he will be offensive whenever he meets a woman."

"I'm sorry, Xiao Ruo, you are really good. My buddies must give you a compliment. Director Li, who is known as the 'Black Rakshasa', dares to provoke you. You are amazing, you are awesome!"

Originally, Huang Yue was gloating a little bit unconscionably, but seeing that he was not in high spirits, he didn't dare to continue entertaining him, so he immediately returned to the preaching, "I said, please use your brains, old man! It's not good for anyone who commits the crime, but it happened In her hands, you will be miserable this time. Do you know the last time I was caught a little late by her, what was the result? From the school motto to the party education, and from the party education to the national norms, a whole lot Three hours, three hours, my ears have been tormented, and now I recall the words of the old witch, I still have lingering lingering lingering sounds in my ears. Here, before going to the Academic Affairs Office to be lectured, I will definitely find a hard noodle and strangle myself to death."

Huang Yue passionately told his tragic history on the phone, but did not get a half-cent response from the other party. He couldn't help complaining, "Hey, I said Xiao Ruo, are you listening? Give me some React, comfort me!"

"Oh, it's so annoying. That old witch asked me to go to the Academic Affairs Office to find her tomorrow, damn it! No matter what happens tomorrow, I will adapt to the situation." After thinking about it, Lan Xiaoruo couldn't think of a good way to escape. To be ready to die generously tomorrow.

"Hey, why don't you pretend to be sick and not go to school tomorrow." Huang Yue suggested directly when he heard that he was troubled by the old witch.

"It's just your bad idea, come on! If she takes advantage of me to ask for leave and visits my whole family, then I will be in a worse situation." Lan Xiaoruo flipped the pig's head on the phone without hesitation. a blank stare.

"Well, you still have a good idea, sir, so I won't mess with you. By the way, Xiao Ruo, let's play the game together tonight." This is the main purpose of Huang Yue's hasty call this time. .

"What? I'm lonely. Last time I saw you flirting with a few beauties at once in the game. Didn't you have a great time?" Since Lan Xiaoruo decided to put the punishment aside, her mood immediately changed. The cloudy weather turned sunny, so he began to tease him in a relaxed tone.

"Ah! I hate it, how can the Lun family have it? You don't know that the Lun family only loves you and is loyal to you in this life. The Lun family's love for you is higher than the sky and deeper than the sea. It is like the surging water of the Yellow River. Absolutely, you still don’t believe that the Lun family is like this. people. [Tch, this has something to do with the people of the motherland! ! ! 】

"You shameless Huang Yue, hurry up and die for me, I have goosebumps all over the floor, I dare to ask you about your morals, what about your morals, don't say you know me Lan Xiaoruo when you go out, so as not to embarrass me Show your eyes. Hurry up..." After finishing speaking, he hung up the other party's phone.

"Hey, Xiaoruo, you haven't..." Promise me, just as Huang Yue was about to speak, he heard a series of beeps on the other end of the phone, so he had no choice but to send another text message to Lan Xiaoruo, asking him to Be sure to play tonight.

In fact, Lan Xiaoruo used to like playing games quite a lot, but since he was tricked by his unscrupulous cousin into taking the tuba, he seldom played it, basically just going online and hanging out for a while.

The key factor is that when his cousin Zhuang Xiansheng applied for a small account for him, he actually opened a female account, and even gave him a very embarrassing name called 'I am Xiaoye'. Try new flavors, change new ways of playing, transform yourself and experience it for yourself. In fact, these are all to tease him, and his cousin even strengthened the warning to Lan Xiaoruo not to change the number, and even came to check regularly. [Zhuang Xiansheng, you are so boring, why not! ! ! 】

Forced to helplessness, Lan Xiaoruo had no choice but to surrender to Zhuang Xiansheng's high-handed policy. Therefore, his enthusiasm for playing games gradually cooled due to the female number and name.

And from the beginning to the end, the only ones who knew Lan Xiaoruo's 'I'm Xiaoye' were his cousin and buddies.He is an upright man, how about a man, he is called such an embarrassing name in the game, and he is still a monster. If other acquaintances find out, he will be confused in the future.

Even though I said this, Lan Xiaoruo didn't play games for several days, and couldn't help feeling a little itchy when he had nothing to do, so in order to satisfy Huang Yue's small request and comfort his lonely heart, the kind Lan Xiaoruo Decided to open the computer login game page.

So he took advantage of the gap in the game buffer, picked a bowl of mushroom instant noodles from the rations in reserve, brewed it with boiling water, brought it directly to the computer desk, and started to eat it facing the game page that had just been successfully buffered.

"Beep beep...beep beep..."

Lan Xiaoruo was about to eat his delicious mushroom noodles, when the private chat started to crackle non-stop.

【private chat】

Royal waiter: Is the uncle on yet? ? ?

Royal waiter: Sir?

Royal servant: o_O???

Royal servant: Xiao Ruo~~~ Xiao Ruo~~~ Ruo~~~

Royal servant: ......

Royal waiter: Silan Xiaoruo, if you don't come on anymore, believe it or not, I will go to your house and knock on the door right now.

Royal waiter: Huh... Xiao Ruo, if you ignore me again, I'm really sad.

I'm the young master: -_-|||

I'm Xiaoye: I said Yueyue, what are you trying to do by bombarding me with private chats? Don't you know that there is a communication tool called a mobile phone.

Sometimes Lan Xiaoruo really has to worry about Huang Yue's IQ. His small brain often short-circuits, but he himself has no self-consciousness. [You are each other, two Xiaobai together! 】

Royal waiter: Master, the Lun family is finally looking forward to you. ^-^

Royal waiter: ╰(￣▽￣)╮hehe, the Lun family forgot.

I'm the young master: let me die, young master, I'm eating, don't you disgust me! -_-|||

Royal servant: ~>_<~ Your words will break the heart of the Lun family.

I'm Xiaoye: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

I'm Xiaoye: Don't use 'Lunjia' in a sentence, or you will be blacklisted

Royal servant: o(>﹏<)o no!

Royal waiter: The Lun family dare not do it.

I am the young master: Huh?

Royal waiter: (╯﹏╰)b

Royal servant: Keke, yes, sir, I understand.

As soon as Huang Yue saw the "Huh?" ', immediately he could think of Lan Xiaoruo's expression and tone in front of the computer at this moment, so he quickly resumed a serious chat tone, so as not to offend his family, Mrs. Lan Xiaoruo.

Mr. Zhuang: Hey! ! !Xiao Ruo, you are here (⊙o⊙)!

I’m the young master: O, cousin

Mr. Zhuang: Alas, Xiaoruo, your attitude is too indifferent.

Mr. Zhuang:::>_<::Sang heart

Neither you nor Huang Yue is normal, my God, there are some strange things around me, I really don't bother to talk to you.

Mr. Lao Zhuang: Xiao Ruo~~ I hate it, and you ignore me.

I'm the young master: o(╯□╰)o

I'm the young master: I said Cousin Cheng, don't you think it's a waste of time to chat with me?

Mr. Zhuang: I don’t think so. .

Hmph, base your happiness on my pain, despise you!

I'm the young master: Oh, cousin Cheng, let me introduce a friend to you, and I'll send you the number.

'Beep beep...' As soon as Lan Xiaoruo finished sending this sentence, Zhuang Xiansheng received an unfamiliar number.

I'm Xiaoye: Cousin Sheng, just fill in 'XiaoruoのCousin' for the verification information, you must add him, this is a very interesting friend of mine, I guarantee that you two will be in harmony.

Haha, Lan Xiaoruo sent the number of his best friend Huang Yue, of course, and specifically asked Zhuang Xiansheng to add him, mainly because he wanted to minimize the time he spent with them. It would be better if the two of them could pinch each other, so that they You can also watch a wonderful "fight cheap" for free.

Lan Xiaoruo couldn't help thinking evilly in her heart: You two just hate each other, it's better to hurt both, hahaha!Lan Xiaoruo couldn't help but smirked at the computer as if she saw the self-satisfaction she had succeeded in plotting against the other two who were in disgrace.

Royal servant: Hey Xiaoruo, someone who claims to be your cousin added me, what should I do?what to do? ? ?

I'm Xiaoye: Yueyue, click agree to add, that's my cousin Zhuang Xiansheng.

Royal servant: Mr. Zhuang?It's the one you often mention, but your cousin's name is really more personal than yours! ! !

I'm Xiaoye: Get lost -_-!

Royal servant: ......

In other words, don't look at Lan Xiaoruo and Huang Yue as best friends plus Fa Xiao, but it's his cousin, Huang Yue, who has never seen him before, and you say it's really a coincidence.

Lan Xiaoruo was disturbed by the two of them, and she didn't even have time to eat a few mouthfuls of the instant noodles. Then she saw that the noodles were soaked into a lump, so she simply didn't eat it, and threw it into the trash can as soon as she cleaned it up. It is convenient to rent a house to live and eat instant noodles, and it saves trouble not to wash dishes.

Sitting facing the computer again, Lan Xiaoruo directly closed the private chat window, and the two of them really didn't harass him anymore. Presumably, Cousin Sheng and Huang Yue were flirting with each other, which was exactly what Lan Xiaoruo intended.

Seeing that no one was bothering her anymore, Lan Xiaoruo thought that she should also clear up the dungeon missions, and finally came up there, it was meaningless to hang up all the time, so she clicked on [Daily Dungeons] and checked her Backpack, I found that I still lack advanced materials for the holy beast, so I clicked on Into the Misty Forest.

As soon as Lan Xiaoruo clicked to accept the task, she found that her hands were disabled, and she chose a multiplayer instance. This task requires at least two people. She checked the surroundings and found that there was not even a ghost, but she didn't want to give up the task. Just as he was thinking whether he should call Huang Yue over, he suddenly saw a man dressed in purple galloping towards him riding a snow-white huntian lion.

So Lan Xiaoruo hurriedly clicked on the conversation bar nearby.

【nearby】

I’m Xiaoye: Hey hello, handsome guy~~~

I'm Xiaoye: Man, man~~~ Look here, look here! ! ! ! ! !

I'm the young master: -_-|||

I'm the young master: Brother Hustler Lion, where did he go? ? ?

Mo Shilanyan: Uh... are you talking to me?

Nonsense, it's just the two of us here, young master, I'm not talking to you, could it be a ghost, but of course Lan Xiaoruo won't be stupid enough to say these words to him directly.

I'm the young master: Hehe, it's you, I said handsome guy, you can see me, it's really not easy.

Yu Motian hasn't touched the game since he went to college. For some reason, he had a sudden whim today. He just borrowed his little nephew's game account and planned to practice his hands. Grandpa's sister paper.

Mo Shilanyan: Oh, sorry, I didn't notice it just now.

snort! ! !You are really slow.

I'm the young master: Hehe, it's all right, handsome guy, let's go to the dungeon of Misty Forest together, I happen to be short of one person.

Mo Shilanyan: Yes, you can join me.

Lan Xiaoruo made Yu Motian his teammate without saying a word, and Yu Motian immediately clicked on the follow status, and the two set off to the misty forest one after the other.

【private chat】

Royal servant: (⊙o⊙)!Mister cousin~~~

Royal boy: Xiancheng o(╯□╰)o~~sorry for slipping your hand, but your name is really interesting!

Mr. Lao Zhuang: Xiao Guan, come out to wait on the guests soon.

Royal servant: Ah!I hate it, when did my cousin become a mother, I'm so ashamed~#^_^#

Mr. Zhuang: ………

Zhuang Xiancheng now knows what it means to be someone beyond others. He knew from the sentence just now that Lan Xiaoruo's friend's face-skinned skills are by no means inferior to his own, but he always likes challenges, so he immediately decided to win this "Royal Royale" Little waiter'.

Royal waiter: Cousin, do you often come to play games?

Mr. Zhuang: All right.

Royal servant: Oh, that's great. The Lun family is so lonely playing games by themselves. Every time I ask Xiao Ruo to accompany me, he refuses, huh...

Mr. Zhuang: ………

There is no way, Lan Xiaoruo will definitely dislike you, who made you always be so funny, and just say things that sound bad to him.

Lan Xiaoruo led 'Moshi Lanyan' into the misty forest, and as soon as they entered, countless proboscises flocked towards them. As soon as they saw the swarming mobs, they immediately launched their whole body skills to defend, But for them, killing these monsters was effortless. The two of them dealt with a group of mobs in threes and fives, and then continued to run deep into the foggy forest.

Yu Motian and the two finally found the monster's lair. It is said that this soul-eating monkey is not ordinary tenacious, with thick blood and strong resistance. The two of them fought together for six or seven minutes to get it done, but luckily they let them brush A holy beast ultimate advanced pill was released.

Lan Xiaoruo has always been a fair person. He reckoned that the holy beast of 'Mo Shi Lanyan' would not need this ultimate advancement pill, so he typed in the team.

【Team】

I'm the young master: I said, don't you want to share things? You don't seem to need this advanced pill, why don't I pay you half of the price to buy it.

Mo Shilanyan: No need.

I am the young master: what?you are not willing? ! !

Mo Shilanyan: Oh no, I mean I don't need it, I just give it to you, you don't have to give me money.

I am the young master: ah?How embarrassing, no, I must give you the other half of the money.

What Lan Xiaoruo hates the most is owed favors, so of course he disagrees with Yu Motian's words.

Mo Shilanyan: Hehe~~ Just think of it as making friends, young master, uh...it's awkward to call like that.

Lan Xiaoruo liked the tone of this 'Mo Shi Lanyan', and it was hard for him to persist when people said it so freely.

I'm Xiao Ye: Then just call me Xiao Ruo!Oh yes, let's add a friend.

Mo Shilanyan: Well, Xiao Ruo~~ Xiao Ruo~~ Hehe, the name is very nice!

I’m Xiaoye: ^_^ That’s all for today, I’m going to download it first, and I’ll find you in the game tomorrow.

Mo Shilanyan: Well, bye--

Yu Motian saw Lan Xiaoruo's profile picture grayed out, and felt that it was getting late, so he immediately logged off, and couldn't help thinking to himself: Is that Xiaoruo?Hehe, this 'I am the young master' is quite interesting, interesting! ! !